diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/bot_swarm/swarmer.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/bot_swarm/swarmer.dm
index da0a9add2ce..b3b032bf8d4 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/bot_swarm/swarmer.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/bot_swarm/swarmer.dm
@@ -486,7 +486,7 @@
 		return
 	src << "<span class='info'>Attempting to repair damage to our body, stand by...</span>"
 	if(do_mob(src, src, 100))
-		adjustBruteLoss(-100)
+		adjustHealth(-100)
 		src << "<span class='info'>We successfully repaired ourselves.</span>"
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/swarmer/proc/ToggleLight()
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/morph/morph.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/morph/morph.dm
index be09a38c2c1..9576cf396f8 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/morph/morph.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/morph/morph.dm
@@ -153,7 +153,7 @@
 			if(do_after(src, 30, target = L))
 				visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] swallows [target] whole!</span>")
 				L.loc = src
-				adjustBruteLoss(-50)
+				adjustHealth(-50)
 			return
 	else if(istype(target,/obj/item)) // Eat items just to be annoying
 		var/obj/item/I = target
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/revenant/revenant.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/revenant/revenant.dm
index f7330e9d42e..45b53e3f6f2 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/revenant/revenant.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/revenant/revenant.dm
@@ -139,7 +139,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/revenant/narsie_act()
 	return //most humans will now be either bones or harvesters, but we're still un-alive.
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/revenant/adjustBruteLoss(amount)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/revenant/adjustHealth(amount)
 	if(!revealed)
 		return
 	essence = max(0, essence-amount)
diff --git a/code/modules/holiday/halloween.dm b/code/modules/holiday/halloween.dm
index 6f187ea2ae9..ea41f4f1807 100644
--- a/code/modules/holiday/halloween.dm
+++ b/code/modules/holiday/halloween.dm
@@ -212,7 +212,7 @@
 			step(I,direction)
 		return
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/shade/howling_ghost/adjustBruteLoss()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/shade/howling_ghost/adjustHealth()
 	return
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/shade/howling_ghost/CanPass(atom/movable/mover, turf/target, height=0, air_group=0)
@@ -272,7 +272,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/insane/AttackTarget()
 	return
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/insane/adjustBruteLoss()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/insane/adjustHealth()
 	if(prob(5))
 		playsound(loc, 'sound/spookoween/insane_low_laugh.ogg', 300, 1)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/equipment_locker.dm b/code/modules/mining/equipment_locker.dm
index ac26ed6c52b..7d0e9756caf 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/equipment_locker.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/equipment_locker.dm
@@ -742,7 +742,7 @@
 		O.loc = src.loc
 	return
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_drone/adjustBruteLoss()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_drone/adjustHealth()
 	if(search_objects)
 		SetOffenseBehavior()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/bot.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/bot.dm
index d03ed22c237..c1b9737308f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/bot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/bot.dm
@@ -163,12 +163,7 @@
 	else
 		user << "[src] is in pristine condition."
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/adjustBruteLoss(amount)
-	if(amount>0 && prob(10))
-		new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/oil(loc)
-	return ..(amount)
-
-/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/adjustFireLoss(amount)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/adjustHealth(amount)
 	if(amount>0 && prob(10))
 		new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/oil(loc)
 	return ..(amount)
@@ -710,12 +705,12 @@ Pass a positive integer as an argument to override a bot's default speed.
 		if(usr in users)
 			users.Remove(usr)
 		return 1
-	
+
 	if(topic_denied(usr))
 		usr << "<span class='warning'>[src]'s interface is not responding!</span>"
 		return 1
 	add_fingerprint(usr)
-	
+
 	if((href_list["power"]) && (bot_core.allowed(usr) || !locked))
 		if (on)
 			turn_off()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/constructs.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/constructs.dm
index ee584f7cbbe..5ea94615935 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/constructs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/constructs.dm
@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/construct/attack_animal(mob/living/simple_animal/M)
 	if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/construct/builder))
 		if(health < maxHealth)
-			adjustBruteLoss(-5)
+			adjustHealth(-5)
 			if(src != M)
 				Beam(M,icon_state="sendbeam",icon='icons/effects/effects.dmi',time=4)
 				M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] repairs some of \the <b>[src]'s</b> dents.</span>", \
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/guardian.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/guardian.dm
index dd551e4ddf4..82bf596e3ce 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/guardian.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/guardian.dm
@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@
 	summoner << "<span class='danger'><B>Your [name] died somehow!</span></B>"
 	summoner.death()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/adjustBruteLoss(amount) //The spirit is invincible, but passes on damage to the summoner
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/adjustHealth(amount) //The spirit is invincible, but passes on damage to the summoner
 	var/damage = amount * damage_transfer
 	if (summoner)
 		if(loc == summoner)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hostile.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hostile.dm
index ffdde0fb938..06d620caa4c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hostile.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hostile.dm
@@ -179,7 +179,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/proc/Goto(target, delay, minimum_distance)
 	walk_to(src, target, minimum_distance, delay)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/adjustBruteLoss(damage)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/adjustHealth(damage)
 	..(damage)
 	if(!ckey && !stat && search_objects < 3 && damage > 0)//Not unconscious, and we don't ignore mobs
 		if(search_objects)//Turn off item searching and ignore whatever item we were looking at, we're more concerned with fight or flight
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic.dm
index 3db6b3e76f8..ed4ec3fdfde 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic.dm
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@
 		visible_message("<b>[src]</b> starts to move!")
 		attempt_open = 1
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/crate/adjustBruteLoss(damage)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/crate/adjustHealth(damage)
 	trigger()
 	..(damage)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs.dm
index bfd17bc69db..29ae2bad90d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs.dm
@@ -181,7 +181,7 @@
 	visible_message("<span class='danger'>The [P.name] was repelled by [src.name]'s girth!</span>")
 	return
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goldgrub/adjustBruteLoss(damage)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goldgrub/adjustHealth(damage)
 	idle_vision_range = 9
 	..()
 
@@ -384,7 +384,7 @@
 		pre_attack = 0
 	return
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/adjustBruteLoss(damage)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/adjustHealth(damage)
 	ranged_cooldown--
 	handle_preattack()
 	..()
@@ -524,7 +524,7 @@
 		Inflate()
 	..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/fugu/adjustBruteLoss(var/damage)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/fugu/adjustHealth(var/damage)
 	if(wumbo)
 		return
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom.dm
index fe593390418..03dbb7e29b6 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom.dm
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
 	deathmessage = "[src] fainted."
 	..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom/adjustBruteLoss(damage)//Possibility to flee from a fight just to make it more visually interesting
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom/adjustHealth(damage)//Possibility to flee from a fight just to make it more visually interesting
 	if(!retreat_distance && prob(33))
 		retreat_distance = 5
 		spawn(30)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/retaliate.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/retaliate.dm
index 5c4a4621da0..f2c009f2c3b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/retaliate.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/retaliate.dm
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
 			H.enemies |= enemies
 	return 0
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/adjustBruteLoss(damage)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/adjustHealth(damage)
 	..(damage)
 	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
 		Retaliate()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
index f0c670e6d9a..416a8079c15 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
@@ -276,25 +276,31 @@
 	Proj.on_hit(src)
 	return 0
 
+/mob/living/simple_animal/proc/adjustHealth(amount)
+	if(status_flags & GODMODE)
+		return 0
+	bruteloss = Clamp(bruteloss + amount, 0, maxHealth)
+	handle_regular_status_updates()
+
 /mob/living/simple_animal/adjustBruteLoss(amount)
 	if(damage_coeff[BRUTE])
-		..(amount*damage_coeff[BRUTE])
+		adjustHealth(amount*damage_coeff[BRUTE])
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/adjustFireLoss(amount)
 	if(damage_coeff[BURN])
-		adjustBruteLoss(amount*damage_coeff[BURN])
+		adjustHealth(amount*damage_coeff[BURN])
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/adjustOxyLoss(amount)
 	if(damage_coeff[OXY])
-		adjustBruteLoss(amount*damage_coeff[OXY])
+		adjustHealth(amount*damage_coeff[OXY])
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/adjustToxLoss(amount)
 	if(damage_coeff[TOX])
-		..(amount*damage_coeff[TOX])
+		adjustHealth(amount*damage_coeff[TOX])
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/adjustCloneLoss(amount)
 	if(damage_coeff[CLONE])
-		..(amount*damage_coeff[CLONE])
+		adjustHealth(amount*damage_coeff[CLONE])
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/adjustStaminaLoss(amount)
 	return