diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..ad3adc5e362
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/combat_clown_shoes
+	name = "Combat Clown Shoes"
+	desc = "Advanced clown shoes that protect the wearer and render them nearly immune to slipping on their own peels. They also squeak at 100% capacity."
+	item = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/combat
+	cost = 3
+	restricted_roles = list(JOB_CLOWN)
+	uplink_item_flags = SYNDIE_TRIPS_CONTRABAND
+
+/datum/uplink_item/weapon_kits/clownsword/clown
+	category = /datum/uplink_category/role_restricted
+	restricted_roles = list(JOB_CLOWN)
+	purchasable_from = UPLINK_TRAITORS
+
+/datum/uplink_item/weapon_kits/bananashield/clown
+	category = /datum/uplink_category/role_restricted
+	restricted_roles = list(JOB_CLOWN)
+	purchasable_from = UPLINK_TRAITORS
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 46fe6bc1770..c160f4eebed 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -9700,6 +9700,7 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\tojo_outfits\tojos_outfits.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\uplink\uplink_devices.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\badass.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\job.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\vehicles\mech_fabricator.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\vending\armadyne.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\vending\clothmate.dm"