diff --git a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
index 4941ce6b0eb..154aea5418b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
@@ -732,6 +732,10 @@
 		user << "[choice] is already dead!"
 		used = FALSE
 		return
+	if(choice == user)
+		user << "You feel like writing your own name into a cursed death warrant would be unwise."
+		used = FALSE
+		return
 	else
 
 		var/mob/living/L = choice
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/megafauna.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/megafauna.dm
index 29e0dfcbabd..1a8e8a44c7a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/megafauna.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/megafauna.dm
@@ -97,7 +97,8 @@
 	visible_message(
 		"<span class='danger'>[src] devours [L]!</span>",
 		"<span class='userdanger'>You feast on [L], restoring your health!</span>")
-	adjustBruteLoss(-L.maxHealth/2)
+	if(z != ZLEVEL_STATION && !client) //NPC monsters won't heal while on station
+		adjustBruteLoss(-L.maxHealth/2)
 	L.gib()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/ex_act(severity, target)