diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm
index 9f7a60bab67..46c0319e731 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm
@@ -255,7 +255,7 @@
 		break
 	start()
 
-/obj/machinery/microwave/proc/turn_on()
+/obj/machinery/microwave/proc/wzhzhzh()
 	visible_message("<span class='notice'>\The [src] turns on.</span>", null, "<span class='hear'>You hear a microwave humming.</span>")
 	operating = TRUE
 
@@ -274,15 +274,15 @@
 #define MICROWAVE_PRE 2
 
 /obj/machinery/microwave/proc/start()
-	turn_on()
+	wzhzhzh()
 	loop(MICROWAVE_NORMAL, 10)
 
 /obj/machinery/microwave/proc/start_can_fail()
-	turn_on()
+	wzhzhzh()
 	loop(MICROWAVE_PRE, 4)
 
 /obj/machinery/microwave/proc/muck()
-	turn_on()
+	wzhzhzh()
 	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, TRUE)
 	dirty_anim_playing = TRUE
 	update_icon()