diff --git a/code/game/atoms.dm b/code/game/atoms.dm
index 038b52b7a91..61366698333 100644
--- a/code/game/atoms.dm
+++ b/code/game/atoms.dm
@@ -312,6 +312,8 @@ var/list/blood_splatter_icons = list()
 		blood_DNA = null
 		return 1
 
+/atom/proc/wash_cream()
+	return 1
 
 /atom/proc/get_global_map_pos()
 	if(!islist(global_map) || isemptylist(global_map)) return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
index 4912b1e5854..ccc8fc78ce6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
@@ -80,6 +80,7 @@
 			var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/C = locate() in target
 			qdel(C)
 			target.clean_blood()
+			target.wash_cream()
 	return
 
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
index 099f0da18fa..509263147b8 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
@@ -259,6 +259,7 @@
 
 
 /obj/machinery/shower/proc/wash_mob(mob/living/L)
+	L.wash_cream()
 	L.ExtinguishMob()
 	L.adjust_fire_stacks(-20) //Douse ourselves with water to avoid fire more easily
 	if(iscarbon(L))
@@ -407,6 +408,7 @@
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
 			H.lip_style = null //Washes off lipstick
 			H.lip_color = initial(H.lip_color)
+			H.wash_cream()
 			H.regenerate_icons()
 		user.drowsyness = max(user.drowsyness - rand(2,3), 0) //Washing your face wakes you up if you're falling asleep
 	else
diff --git a/code/modules/detectivework/footprints_and_rag.dm b/code/modules/detectivework/footprints_and_rag.dm
index 19345e4d476..17e5b467066 100644
--- a/code/modules/detectivework/footprints_and_rag.dm
+++ b/code/modules/detectivework/footprints_and_rag.dm
@@ -47,4 +47,5 @@
 		if(do_after(user,30, target = A))
 			user.visible_message("[user] finishes wiping off the [A]!", "<span class='notice'>You finish wiping off the [A].</span>")
 			A.clean_blood()
+			A.wash_cream()
 	return
diff --git a/code/modules/food&drinks/food/snacks_pie.dm b/code/modules/food&drinks/food/snacks_pie.dm
index 17b7241b5b7..f3cd98cd458 100644
--- a/code/modules/food&drinks/food/snacks_pie.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food&drinks/food/snacks_pie.dm
@@ -27,6 +27,19 @@
 		var/turf/T = get_turf(hit_atom)
 		new/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/pie_smudge(T)
 		reagents.reaction(hit_atom, TOUCH)
+
+		if(ishuman(hit_atom))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = hit_atom
+			var/image/creamoverlay = image('icons/effects/creampie.dmi')
+			if(H.dna.species.id == "lizard")
+				creamoverlay.icon_state = "creampie_lizard"
+			else
+				creamoverlay.icon_state = "creampie_human"
+			H.Weaken(1) //splat!
+			H.adjust_blurriness(1)
+			visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>[H] was creamed by the [src]!!</span>")
+			H.overlays += creamoverlay
+
 		qdel(src)
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index d3818e71d5a..9187f04b1ab 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -872,6 +872,11 @@
 	update_icons()	//apply the now updated overlays to the mob
 
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/wash_cream()
+	//clean both to prevent a rare bug
+	overlays -=image('icons/effects/creampie.dmi', "creampie_lizard")
+	overlays -=image('icons/effects/creampie.dmi', "creampie_human")
+
 
 //Turns a mob black, flashes a skeleton overlay
 //Just like a cartoon!
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
index 2c3db69ef8e..3d1ebfaa7cd 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
@@ -956,6 +956,7 @@
 								cleaned_human.shoes.clean_blood()
 								cleaned_human.update_inv_shoes()
 							cleaned_human.clean_blood()
+							cleaned_human.wash_cream()
 							cleaned_human << "<span class='danger'>[src] cleans your face!</span>"
 			return
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
index d843c966b6a..92716ddc9d3 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
@@ -751,8 +751,10 @@
 				if(H.shoes)
 					if(H.shoes.clean_blood())
 						H.update_inv_shoes()
+				H.wash_cream()
 			M.clean_blood()
 
+
 /datum/reagent/cryptobiolin
 	name = "Cryptobiolin"
 	id = "cryptobiolin"
diff --git a/icons/effects/creampie.dmi b/icons/effects/creampie.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..2a0365773b7
Binary files /dev/null and b/icons/effects/creampie.dmi differ