[MIRROR] /mob/living/proc/Life(delta_time) (#3509)

* /mob/living/proc/Life(delta_time)

* a

Co-authored-by: TemporalOroboros <TemporalOroboros@gmail.com>
Co-authored-by: Gandalf2k15 <jzo123@hotmail.com>

code/modules/antagonists/abductor/equipment/gland.dm

@@ -7,10 +7,15 @@
 	organ_flags = NONE
 	beating = TRUE
 	var/true_name = "baseline placebo referencer"
-	var/cooldown_low = 300
-	var/cooldown_high = 300
-	var/next_activation = 0
-	var/uses // -1 For infinite
+
+	/// The minimum time between activations
+	var/cooldown_low = 30 SECONDS
+	/// The maximum time between activations
+	var/cooldown_high = 30 SECONDS
+	/// The cooldown for activations
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(activation_cooldown)
+	/// The number of remaining uses this gland has.
+	var/uses = 0 // -1 For infinite
 	var/human_only = FALSE
 	var/active = FALSE
 
@@ -36,7 +41,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/organ/heart/gland/proc/Start()
 	active = 1
-	next_activation = world.time + rand(cooldown_low,cooldown_high)
+	COOLDOWN_START(src, activation_cooldown, rand(cooldown_low, cooldown_high))
 
 /obj/item/organ/heart/gland/proc/update_gland_hud()
 	if(!owner)
@@ -91,7 +96,7 @@
 	hud.add_to_hud(owner)
 	update_gland_hud()
 
-/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/on_life()
+/obj/item/organ/heart/gland/on_life(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(!beating)
 		// alien glands are immune to stopping.
 		beating = TRUE
@@ -100,10 +105,10 @@
 	if(!ownerCheck())
 		active = FALSE
 		return
-	if(next_activation <= world.time)
+	if(COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, activation_cooldown))
 		activate()
 		uses--
-		next_activation  = world.time + rand(cooldown_low,cooldown_high)
+		COOLDOWN_START(src, activation_cooldown, rand(cooldown_low, cooldown_high))
 	if(!uses)
 		active = FALSE
 

code/modules/antagonists/blob/blob_mobs.dm

@@ -124,7 +124,7 @@
 			notify_ghosts("A controllable spore has been created in \the [get_area(src)].", source = src, action = NOTIFY_ORBIT, flashwindow = FALSE, header = "Sentient Spore Created")
 		add_cell_sample()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobspore/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobspore/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if(!is_zombie && isturf(src.loc))
 		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in view(src,1)) //Only for corpse right next to/on same tile
 			if(!is_weak && H.stat == DEAD)
@@ -278,39 +278,41 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobbernaut/add_cell_sample()
 	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_BLOBBERNAUT, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB, 1, 5)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobbernaut/Life()
-	if(..())
-		var/list/blobs_in_area = range(2, src)
-		if(independent)
-			return // strong independent blobbernaut that don't need no blob
-		var/damagesources = 0
-		if(!(locate(/obj/structure/blob) in blobs_in_area))
-			damagesources++
-		if(!factory)
-			damagesources++
-		else
-			if(locate(/obj/structure/blob/special/core) in blobs_in_area)
-				adjustHealth(-maxHealth*BLOBMOB_BLOBBERNAUT_HEALING_CORE)
-				var/obj/effect/temp_visual/heal/H = new /obj/effect/temp_visual/heal(get_turf(src)) //hello yes you are being healed
-				if(overmind)
-					H.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
-				else
-					H.color = "#000000"
-			if(locate(/obj/structure/blob/special/node) in blobs_in_area)
-				adjustHealth(-maxHealth*BLOBMOB_BLOBBERNAUT_HEALING_NODE)
-				var/obj/effect/temp_visual/heal/H = new /obj/effect/temp_visual/heal(get_turf(src))
-				if(overmind)
-					H.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
-				else
-					H.color = "#000000"
-		if(damagesources)
-			for(var/i in 1 to damagesources)
-				adjustHealth(maxHealth*BLOBMOB_BLOBBERNAUT_HEALTH_DECAY) //take 2.5% of max health as damage when not near the blob or if the naut has no factory, 5% if both
-			var/image/I = new('icons/mob/blob.dmi', src, "nautdamage", MOB_LAYER+0.01)
-			I.appearance_flags = RESET_COLOR
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobbernaut/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
+	if(!..())
+		return
+	var/list/blobs_in_area = range(2, src)
+	if(independent)
+		return // strong independent blobbernaut that don't need no blob
+	var/damagesources = 0
+	if(!(locate(/obj/structure/blob) in blobs_in_area))
+		damagesources++
+
+	if(!factory)
+		damagesources++
+	else
+		if(locate(/obj/structure/blob/special/core) in blobs_in_area)
+			adjustHealth(-maxHealth*BLOBMOB_BLOBBERNAUT_HEALING_CORE * delta_time)
+			var/obj/effect/temp_visual/heal/H = new /obj/effect/temp_visual/heal(get_turf(src)) //hello yes you are being healed
 			if(overmind)
-				I.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
-			flick_overlay_view(I, src, 8)
+				H.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
+			else
+				H.color = "#000000"
+		if(locate(/obj/structure/blob/special/node) in blobs_in_area)
+			adjustHealth(-maxHealth*BLOBMOB_BLOBBERNAUT_HEALING_NODE * delta_time)
+			var/obj/effect/temp_visual/heal/H = new /obj/effect/temp_visual/heal(get_turf(src))
+			if(overmind)
+				H.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
+			else
+				H.color = "#000000"
+
+	if(damagesources)
+		adjustHealth(maxHealth * BLOBMOB_BLOBBERNAUT_HEALTH_DECAY * damagesources * delta_time) //take 2.5% of max health as damage when not near the blob or if the naut has no factory, 5% if both
+		var/image/I = new('icons/mob/blob.dmi', src, "nautdamage", MOB_LAYER+0.01)
+		I.appearance_flags = RESET_COLOR
+		if(overmind)
+			I.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
+		flick_overlay_view(I, src, 8)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobbernaut/adjustHealth(amount, updating_health = TRUE, forced = FALSE)
 	. = ..()

code/modules/antagonists/blob/blobstrains/cryogenic_poison.dm

@@ -25,9 +25,9 @@
 		exposed_mob.reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/blob/cryogenic_poison, 0.3*reac_volume)
 	exposed_mob.apply_damage(0.2*reac_volume, BRUTE, wound_bonus=CANT_WOUND)
 
-/datum/reagent/blob/cryogenic_poison/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/exposed_mob)
-	exposed_mob.adjustBruteLoss(0.5*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER, FALSE)
-	exposed_mob.adjustFireLoss(0.5*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER, FALSE)
-	exposed_mob.adjustToxLoss(0.5*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER, FALSE)
+/datum/reagent/blob/cryogenic_poison/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/exposed_mob, delta_time, times_fired)
+	exposed_mob.adjustBruteLoss(0.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time, FALSE)
+	exposed_mob.adjustFireLoss(0.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time, FALSE)
+	exposed_mob.adjustToxLoss(0.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time, FALSE)
 	. = 1
 	..()

code/modules/antagonists/blob/blobstrains/regenerative_materia.dm

@@ -24,8 +24,8 @@
 		exposed_mob.reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/toxin/spore, 0.2*reac_volume)
 	exposed_mob.apply_damage(0.7*reac_volume, TOX)
 
-/datum/reagent/blob/regenerative_materia/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
-	C.adjustToxLoss(1*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
+/datum/reagent/blob/regenerative_materia/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C, delta_time, times_fired)
+	C.adjustToxLoss(1 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time)
 	C.hal_screwyhud = SCREWYHUD_HEALTHY //fully healed, honest
 	..()
 

code/modules/antagonists/changeling/changeling.dm

@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
 	var/trueabsorbs = 0//dna gained using absorb, not dna sting
 	var/chem_charges = 20
 	var/chem_storage = 75
-	var/chem_recharge_rate = 1
+	var/chem_recharge_rate = 0.5
 	var/chem_recharge_slowdown = 0
 	var/sting_range = 2
 	var/geneticdamage = 0
@@ -209,15 +209,15 @@
 		return FALSE
 
 //Called in life()
-/datum/antagonist/changeling/proc/regenerate()//grants the HuD in life.dm
+/datum/antagonist/changeling/proc/regenerate(delta_time, times_fired)//grants the HuD in life.dm
 	var/mob/living/carbon/the_ling = owner.current
 	if(istype(the_ling))
 		if(the_ling.stat == DEAD)
-			chem_charges = min(max(0, chem_charges + chem_recharge_rate - chem_recharge_slowdown), (chem_storage*0.5))
-			geneticdamage = max(LING_DEAD_GENETICDAMAGE_HEAL_CAP,geneticdamage-1)
+			chem_charges = min(max(0, chem_charges + ((chem_recharge_rate - chem_recharge_slowdown) * delta_time)), (chem_storage * 0.5))
+			geneticdamage = max(geneticdamage - (0.5 * delta_time), LING_DEAD_GENETICDAMAGE_HEAL_CAP)
 		else //not dead? no chem/geneticdamage caps.
-			chem_charges = min(max(0, chem_charges + chem_recharge_rate - chem_recharge_slowdown), chem_storage)
-			geneticdamage = max(0, geneticdamage-1)
+			chem_charges = min(max(0, chem_charges + ((chem_recharge_rate - chem_recharge_slowdown) * delta_time)), chem_storage)
+			geneticdamage = max(geneticdamage - (0.5 * delta_time), 0)
 
 
 /datum/antagonist/changeling/proc/get_dna(dna_owner)

code/modules/antagonists/changeling/powers/mimic_voice.dm

@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
 	var/datum/antagonist/changeling/changeling = user.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/changeling)
 	if(changeling.mimicing)
 		changeling.mimicing = ""
-		changeling.chem_recharge_slowdown -= 0.5
+		changeling.chem_recharge_slowdown -= 0.25
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>We return our vocal glands to their original position.</span>")
 		return
 
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 		return
 	..()
 	changeling.mimicing = mimic_voice
-	changeling.chem_recharge_slowdown += 0.5
+	changeling.chem_recharge_slowdown += 0.25
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>We shape our glands to take the voice of <b>[mimic_voice]</b>, this will slow down regenerating chemicals while active.</span>")
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Use this power again to return to our original voice and return chemical production to normal levels.</span>")
 	return TRUE

code/modules/antagonists/changeling/powers/mutations.dm

@@ -465,7 +465,7 @@
 	helmet_type = /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/changeling
 	suit_name_simple = "flesh shell"
 	helmet_name_simple = "space helmet"
-	recharge_slowdown = 0.5
+	recharge_slowdown = 0.25
 	blood_on_castoff = 1
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/changeling
@@ -520,7 +520,7 @@
 	chemical_cost = 20
 	dna_cost = 1
 	req_human = 1
-	recharge_slowdown = 0.25
+	recharge_slowdown = 0.125
 
 	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/changeling
 	helmet_type = /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/changeling

code/modules/antagonists/changeling/powers/pheromone_receptors.dm

@@ -16,11 +16,11 @@
 	var/datum/antagonist/changeling/changeling = user.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/changeling)
 	if(!receptors_active)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>We search for the scent of any nearby changelings.</span>")
-		changeling.chem_recharge_slowdown += 0.5
+		changeling.chem_recharge_slowdown += 0.25
 		user.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/agent_pinpointer/changeling)
 	else
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>We stop searching for now.</span>")
-		changeling.chem_recharge_slowdown -= 0.5
+		changeling.chem_recharge_slowdown -= 0.25
 		user.remove_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/agent_pinpointer/changeling)
 
 	receptors_active = !receptors_active

code/modules/antagonists/nightmare/nightmare_organs.dm

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 /// How many life ticks are required for the nightmare's heart to revive the nightmare.
-#define HEART_RESPAWN_THRESHHOLD 40
+#define HEART_RESPAWN_THRESHHOLD (80 SECONDS)
 /// A special flag value used to make a nightmare heart not grant a light eater. Appears to be unused.
 #define HEART_SPECIAL_SHADOWIFY 2
 
@@ -73,14 +73,14 @@
 /obj/item/organ/heart/nightmare/Stop()
 	return 0
 
-/obj/item/organ/heart/nightmare/on_death()
+/obj/item/organ/heart/nightmare/on_death(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(!owner)
 		return
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(owner)
 	if(istype(T))
 		var/light_amount = T.get_lumcount()
 		if(light_amount < SHADOW_SPECIES_LIGHT_THRESHOLD)
-			respawn_progress++
+			respawn_progress += delta_time SECONDS
 			playsound(owner, 'sound/effects/singlebeat.ogg', 40, TRUE)
 	if(respawn_progress < HEART_RESPAWN_THRESHHOLD)
 		return

code/modules/antagonists/revenant/revenant.dm

@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@
 	var/essence = 75 //The resource, and health, of revenants.
 	var/essence_regen_cap = 75 //The regeneration cap of essence (go figure); regenerates every Life() tick up to this amount.
 	var/essence_regenerating = TRUE //If the revenant regenerates essence or not
-	var/essence_regen_amount = 5 //How much essence regenerates
+	var/essence_regen_amount = 2.5 //How much essence regenerates per second
 	var/essence_accumulated = 0 //How much essence the revenant has stolen
 	var/essence_excess = 0 //How much stolen essence avilable for unlocks
 	var/revealed = FALSE //If the revenant can take damage from normal sources.
@@ -113,7 +113,7 @@
 		mind.add_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/revenant)
 
 //Life, Stat, Hud Updates, and Say
-/mob/living/simple_animal/revenant/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/revenant/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if(stasis)
 		return
 	if(revealed && essence <= 0)
@@ -129,7 +129,7 @@
 		notransform = FALSE
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='revenboldnotice'>You can move again!</span>")
 	if(essence_regenerating && !inhibited && essence < essence_regen_cap) //While inhibited, essence will not regenerate
-		essence = min(essence_regen_cap, essence+essence_regen_amount)
+		essence = min(essence + (essence_regen_amount * delta_time), essence_regen_cap)
 		update_action_buttons_icon() //because we update something required by our spells in life, we need to update our buttons
 	update_spooky_icon()
 	update_health_hud()

code/modules/antagonists/revenant/revenant_blight.dm

@@ -1,12 +1,12 @@
 /datum/disease/revblight
 	name = "Unnatural Wasting"
 	max_stages = 5
-	stage_prob = 10
+	stage_prob = 5
 	spread_flags = DISEASE_SPREAD_NON_CONTAGIOUS
 	cure_text = "Holy water or extensive rest."
 	spread_text = "A burst of unholy energy"
 	cures = list(/datum/reagent/water/holywater)
-	cure_chance = 50 //higher chance to cure, because revenants are assholes
+	cure_chance = 30 //higher chance to cure, because revenants are assholes
 	agent = "Unholy Forces"
 	viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
 	disease_flags = CURABLE
@@ -25,42 +25,42 @@
 	..()
 
 
-/datum/disease/revblight/stage_act()
+/datum/disease/revblight/stage_act(delta_time, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!.)
 		return
 
 	if(!finalstage)
-		if(affected_mob.body_position == LYING_DOWN && prob(stage * 6))
+		if(affected_mob.body_position == LYING_DOWN && DT_PROB(3 * stage, delta_time))
 			cure()
 			return FALSE
-		if(prob(stage * 3))
+		if(DT_PROB(1.5 * stage, delta_time))
 			to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='revennotice'>You suddenly feel [pick("sick and tired", "disoriented", "tired and confused", "nauseated", "faint", "dizzy")]...</span>")
 			affected_mob.add_confusion(8)
 			affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(20, FALSE)
 			new /obj/effect/temp_visual/revenant(affected_mob.loc)
 		if(stagedamage < stage)
 			stagedamage++
-			affected_mob.adjustToxLoss(stage * 2, FALSE) //should, normally, do about 30 toxin damage.
+			affected_mob.adjustToxLoss(1 * stage * delta_time, FALSE) //should, normally, do about 30 toxin damage.
 			new /obj/effect/temp_visual/revenant(affected_mob.loc)
-		if(prob(45))
+		if(DT_PROB(25, delta_time))
 			affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(stage, FALSE)
 
 	switch(stage)
 		if(2)
-			if(prob(5))
+			if(DT_PROB(2.5, delta_time))
 				affected_mob.emote("pale")
 		if(3)
-			if(prob(10))
+			if(DT_PROB(5, delta_time))
 				affected_mob.emote(pick("pale","shiver"))
 		if(4)
-			if(prob(15))
+			if(DT_PROB(7.5, delta_time))
 				affected_mob.emote(pick("pale","shiver","cries"))
 		if(5)
 			if(!finalstage)
 				finalstage = TRUE
 				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='revenbignotice'>You feel like [pick("nothing's worth it anymore", "nobody ever needed your help", "nothing you did mattered", "everything you tried to do was worthless")].</span>")
-				affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(45, FALSE)
+				affected_mob.adjustStaminaLoss(22.5 * delta_time, FALSE)
 				new /obj/effect/temp_visual/revenant(affected_mob.loc)
 				if(affected_mob.dna && affected_mob.dna.species)
 					affected_mob.dna.species.handle_mutant_bodyparts(affected_mob,"#1d2953")

code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/_spacesuits.dm

@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@
 		human.update_spacesuit_hud_icon("0")
 
 // Space Suit temperature regulation and power usage
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/process()
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/process(delta_time)
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = src.loc
 	if(!user || !ishuman(user) || !(user.wear_suit == src))
 		return
@@ -97,7 +97,7 @@
 
 	// If we got here, it means thermals are on, the cell is in and the cell has
 	// just had enough charge subtracted from it to power the thermal regulator
-	user.adjust_bodytemperature(get_temp_change_amount((temperature_setting - user.bodytemperature), 0.16))
+	user.adjust_bodytemperature(get_temp_change_amount((temperature_setting - user.bodytemperature), 0.08 * delta_time))
 	update_hud_icon(user)
 
 // Clean up the cell on destroy

code/modules/events/crystal_event.dm

@@ -661,7 +661,7 @@ This section is for the crystal monsters variations
 	attack_verb_simple = "smash"
 	attack_sound = 'sound/effects/supermatter.ogg'
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 10
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 5
 	robust_searching = 1
 	stat_attack = HARD_CRIT
 	faction = list("crystal")

code/modules/flufftext/Hallucination.dm

@@ -25,12 +25,11 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(hallucination_list, list(
 	))
 
 
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_hallucinations()
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_hallucinations(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(!hallucination)
 		return
 
-	hallucination = max(hallucination - 1, 0)
-
+	hallucination = max(hallucination - (0.5 * delta_time), 0)
 	if(world.time < next_hallucination)
 		return
 

code/modules/mining/equipment/regenerative_core.dm

@@ -64,7 +64,7 @@
 		owner.revive(full_heal = TRUE, admin_revive = FALSE)
 	qdel(src)
 
-/obj/item/organ/regenerative_core/on_life()
+/obj/item/organ/regenerative_core/on_life(delta_time, times_fired)
 	..()
 	if(owner.health <= owner.crit_threshold)
 		ui_action_click()

code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm

@@ -966,7 +966,7 @@
 	cures = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/adminordrazine)
 	agent = "dragon's blood"
 	desc = "What do dragons have to do with Space Station 13?"
-	stage_prob = 20
+	stage_prob = 10
 	severity = DISEASE_SEVERITY_BIOHAZARD
 	visibility_flags = 0
 	stage1 = list("Your bones ache.")

code/modules/mob/living/blood.dm

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 ****************************************************/
 
 // Takes care blood loss and regeneration
-/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_blood()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_blood(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	if(NOBLOOD in dna.species.species_traits || HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NOBLEED) || (HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_FAKEDEATH)))
 		return
@@ -28,31 +28,31 @@
 					nutrition_ratio = 1
 			if(satiety > 80)
 				nutrition_ratio *= 1.25
-			adjust_nutrition(-nutrition_ratio * HUNGER_FACTOR)
-			blood_volume = min(BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL, blood_volume + 0.5 * nutrition_ratio)
+			adjust_nutrition(-nutrition_ratio * HUNGER_FACTOR * delta_time)
+			blood_volume = min(blood_volume + (BLOOD_REGEN_FACTOR * nutrition_ratio * delta_time), BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
 
 		//Effects of bloodloss
 		var/word = pick("dizzy","woozy","faint")
 		switch(blood_volume)
 			if(BLOOD_VOLUME_EXCESS to BLOOD_VOLUME_MAX_LETHAL)
-				if(prob(15))
+				if(DT_PROB(7.5, delta_time))
 					to_chat(src, "<span class='userdanger'>Blood starts to tear your skin apart. You're going to burst!</span>")
 					inflate_gib()
 			if(BLOOD_VOLUME_MAXIMUM to BLOOD_VOLUME_EXCESS)
-				if(prob(10))
+				if(DT_PROB(5, delta_time))
 					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel terribly bloated.</span>")
 			if(BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY to BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE)
-				if(prob(5))
+				if(DT_PROB(2.5, delta_time))
 					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel [word].</span>")
-				adjustOxyLoss(round((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL - blood_volume) * 0.01, 1))
+				adjustOxyLoss(round(0.005 * (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL - blood_volume) * delta_time, 1))
 			if(BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD to BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY)
-				adjustOxyLoss(round((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL - blood_volume) * 0.02, 1))
-				if(prob(5))
+				adjustOxyLoss(round(0.01 * (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL - blood_volume) * delta_time, 1))
+				if(DT_PROB(2.5, delta_time))
 					blur_eyes(6)
 					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel very [word].</span>")
 			if(BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE to BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD)
-				adjustOxyLoss(5)
-				if(prob(15))
+				adjustOxyLoss(2.5 * delta_time)
+				if(DT_PROB(7.5, delta_time))
 					Unconscious(rand(20,60))
 					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel extremely [word].</span>")
 			if(-INFINITY to BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE)
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@
 		//Bleeding out
 		for(var/X in bodyparts)
 			var/obj/item/bodypart/BP = X
-			temp_bleed += BP.get_bleed_rate()
+			temp_bleed += BP.get_bleed_rate() * delta_time
 			BP.generic_bleedstacks = max(0, BP.generic_bleedstacks - 1)
 
 		if(temp_bleed)

code/modules/mob/living/brain/brain_item.dm

@@ -229,7 +229,7 @@
 		owner.mind.current = null
 	return ..()
 
-/obj/item/organ/brain/on_life()
+/obj/item/organ/brain/on_life(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(damage >= BRAIN_DAMAGE_DEATH) //rip
 		to_chat(owner, "<span class='userdanger'>The last spark of life in your brain fizzles out...</span>")
 		owner.death()

code/modules/mob/living/brain/life.dm

@@ -1,37 +1,40 @@
 
-/mob/living/brain/Life()
+/mob/living/brain/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if (notransform)
 		return
 	if(!loc)
 		return
 	. = ..()
-	handle_emp_damage()
+	handle_emp_damage(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 /mob/living/brain/update_stat()
 	if(status_flags & GODMODE)
 		return
-	if(health <= HEALTH_THRESHOLD_DEAD)
-		if(stat != DEAD)
-			death()
-		var/obj/item/organ/brain/BR
-		if(container?.brain)
-			BR = container.brain
-		else if(istype(loc, /obj/item/organ/brain))
-			BR = loc
-		if(BR)
-			BR.damage = BRAIN_DAMAGE_DEATH //beaten to a pulp
+	if(health > HEALTH_THRESHOLD_DEAD)
+		return
+	if(stat != DEAD)
+		death()
+	var/obj/item/organ/brain/BR
+	if(container?.brain)
+		BR = container.brain
+	else if(istype(loc, /obj/item/organ/brain))
+		BR = loc
+	if(BR)
+		BR.damage = BRAIN_DAMAGE_DEATH //beaten to a pulp
 
-/mob/living/brain/proc/handle_emp_damage()
-	if(emp_damage)
-		if(stat == DEAD)
-			emp_damage = 0
-		else
-			emp_damage = max(emp_damage-1, 0)
+/mob/living/brain/proc/handle_emp_damage(delta_time, times_fired)
+	if(!emp_damage)
+		return
 
-/mob/living/brain/handle_status_effects()
+	if(stat == DEAD)
+		emp_damage = 0
+	else
+		emp_damage = max(emp_damage - (0.5 * delta_time), 0)
+
+/mob/living/brain/handle_status_effects(delta_time, times_fired)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/brain/handle_traits()
+/mob/living/brain/handle_traits(delta_time, times_fired)
 	return
 
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/alien.dm

@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/assess_threat(judgement_criteria, lasercolor = "", datum/callback/weaponcheck=null) // beepsky won't hunt aliums
 	return -10
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment)
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment, delta_time, times_fired)
 	// Run base mob body temperature proc before taking damage
 	// this balances body temp to the environment and natural stabilization
 	. = ..()
@@ -58,19 +58,19 @@
 		throw_alert("alien_fire", /atom/movable/screen/alert/alien_fire)
 		switch(bodytemperature)
 			if(360 to 400)
-				apply_damage(HEAT_DAMAGE_LEVEL_1, BURN)
+				apply_damage(HEAT_DAMAGE_LEVEL_1 * delta_time, BURN)
 			if(400 to 460)
-				apply_damage(HEAT_DAMAGE_LEVEL_2, BURN)
+				apply_damage(HEAT_DAMAGE_LEVEL_2 * delta_time, BURN)
 			if(460 to INFINITY)
 				if(on_fire)
-					apply_damage(HEAT_DAMAGE_LEVEL_3, BURN)
+					apply_damage(HEAT_DAMAGE_LEVEL_3 * delta_time, BURN)
 				else
-					apply_damage(HEAT_DAMAGE_LEVEL_2, BURN)
+					apply_damage(HEAT_DAMAGE_LEVEL_2 * delta_time, BURN)
 	else
 		clear_alert("alien_fire")
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/reagent_check(datum/reagent/R) //can metabolize all reagents
-	return 0
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/reagent_check(datum/reagent/R, delta_time, times_fired) //can metabolize all reagents
+	return FALSE
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/get_status_tab_items()
 	. = ..()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm

@@ -1,13 +1,13 @@
 
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/Life()
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if (notransform)
 		return
-	if(..() && !IS_IN_STASIS(src)) //not dead and not in stasis
-		// GROW!
-		if(amount_grown < max_grown)
-			amount_grown++
-			update_icons()
+	if(!..() || IS_IN_STASIS(src) || (amount_grown >= max_grown))
+		return // We're dead, in stasis, or already grown.
+	// GROW!
+	amount_grown = min(amount_grown + (0.5 * delta_time), max_grown)
+	update_icons()
 
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/update_stat()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/life.dm

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/Life()
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	findQueen()
 	return..()
 
@@ -38,17 +38,17 @@
 	//BREATH TEMPERATURE
 	handle_breath_temperature(breath)
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_status_effects()
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_status_effects(delta_time, times_fired)
 	..()
 	//natural reduction of movement delay due to stun.
 	if(move_delay_add > 0)
-		move_delay_add = max(0, move_delay_add - rand(1, 2))
+		move_delay_add = max(0, move_delay_add - (0.5 * rand(1, 2) * delta_time))
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_changeling()
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_fire()//Aliens on fire code
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_fire(delta_time, times_fired)//Aliens on fire code
 	. = ..()
 	if(.) //if the mob isn't on fire anymore
 		return
-	adjust_bodytemperature(BODYTEMP_HEATING_MAX) //If you're on fire, you heat up!
+	adjust_bodytemperature(BODYTEMP_HEATING_MAX * 0.5 * delta_time) //If you're on fire, you heat up!

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/organs.dm

@@ -35,10 +35,14 @@
 	alien_powers = list(/obj/effect/proc_holder/alien/plant, /obj/effect/proc_holder/alien/transfer)
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 5, /datum/reagent/toxin/plasma = 10)
 
+	/// The current amount of stored plasma.
 	var/storedPlasma = 100
+	/// The maximum plasma this organ can store.
 	var/max_plasma = 250
-	var/heal_rate = 5
-	var/plasma_rate = 10
+	/// The rate this organ regenerates its owners health at per damage type per second.
+	var/heal_rate = 2.5
+	/// The rate this organ regenerates plasma at per second.
+	var/plasma_rate = 5
 
 /obj/item/organ/alien/plasmavessel/large
 	name = "large plasma vessel"
@@ -46,10 +50,10 @@
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
 	storedPlasma = 200
 	max_plasma = 500
-	plasma_rate = 15
+	plasma_rate = 7.5
 
 /obj/item/organ/alien/plasmavessel/large/queen
-	plasma_rate = 20
+	plasma_rate = 10
 
 /obj/item/organ/alien/plasmavessel/small
 	name = "small plasma vessel"
@@ -57,7 +61,7 @@
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
 	storedPlasma = 100
 	max_plasma = 150
-	plasma_rate = 5
+	plasma_rate = 2.5
 
 /obj/item/organ/alien/plasmavessel/small/tiny
 	name = "tiny plasma vessel"
@@ -66,22 +70,22 @@
 	max_plasma = 100
 	alien_powers = list(/obj/effect/proc_holder/alien/transfer)
 
-/obj/item/organ/alien/plasmavessel/on_life()
+/obj/item/organ/alien/plasmavessel/on_life(delta_time, times_fired)
 	//If there are alien weeds on the ground then heal if needed or give some plasma
 	if(locate(/obj/structure/alien/weeds) in owner.loc)
 		if(owner.health >= owner.maxHealth)
-			owner.adjustPlasma(plasma_rate)
+			owner.adjustPlasma(plasma_rate * delta_time)
 		else
 			var/heal_amt = heal_rate
 			if(!isalien(owner))
 				heal_amt *= 0.2
-			owner.adjustPlasma(plasma_rate*0.5)
-			owner.adjustBruteLoss(-heal_amt)
-			owner.adjustFireLoss(-heal_amt)
-			owner.adjustOxyLoss(-heal_amt)
-			owner.adjustCloneLoss(-heal_amt)
+			owner.adjustPlasma(0.5 * plasma_rate * delta_time)
+			owner.adjustBruteLoss(-heal_amt * delta_time)
+			owner.adjustFireLoss(-heal_amt * delta_time)
+			owner.adjustOxyLoss(-heal_amt * delta_time)
+			owner.adjustCloneLoss(-heal_amt * delta_time)
 	else
-		owner.adjustPlasma(plasma_rate * 0.1)
+		owner.adjustPlasma(0.1 * plasma_rate * delta_time)
 
 /obj/item/organ/alien/plasmavessel/Insert(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
 	..()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/alien_embryo.dm

@@ -25,34 +25,34 @@
 		if(prob(10))
 			AttemptGrow(0)
 
-/obj/item/organ/body_egg/alien_embryo/on_life()
+/obj/item/organ/body_egg/alien_embryo/on_life(delta_time, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	switch(stage)
 		if(3, 4)
-			if(prob(2))
+			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
 				owner.emote("sneeze")
-			if(prob(2))
+			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
 				owner.emote("cough")
-			if(prob(2))
+			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
 				to_chat(owner, "<span class='danger'>Your throat feels sore.</span>")
-			if(prob(2))
+			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
 				to_chat(owner, "<span class='danger'>Mucous runs down the back of your throat.</span>")
 		if(5)
-			if(prob(2))
+			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
 				owner.emote("sneeze")
-			if(prob(2))
+			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
 				owner.emote("cough")
-			if(prob(4))
+			if(DT_PROB(2, delta_time))
 				to_chat(owner, "<span class='danger'>Your muscles ache.</span>")
 				if(prob(20))
 					owner.take_bodypart_damage(1)
-			if(prob(4))
+			if(DT_PROB(2, delta_time))
 				to_chat(owner, "<span class='danger'>Your stomach hurts.</span>")
 				if(prob(20))
 					owner.adjustToxLoss(1)
 		if(6)
 			to_chat(owner, "<span class='danger'>You feel something tearing its way out of your chest...</span>")
-			owner.adjustToxLoss(10)
+			owner.adjustToxLoss(5 * delta_time) // Why is this [TOX]?
 
 /// Controls Xenomorph Embryo growth. If embryo is fully grown (or overgrown), stop the proc. If not, increase the stage by one and if it's not fully grown (stage 6), add a timer to do this proc again after however long the growth time variable is.
 /obj/item/organ/body_egg/alien_embryo/proc/advance_embryo_stage()
@@ -62,7 +62,6 @@
 		INVOKE_ASYNC(src, .proc/RefreshInfectionImage)
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/advance_embryo_stage), growth_time)
 
-
 /obj/item/organ/body_egg/alien_embryo/egg_process()
 	if(stage == 6 && prob(50))
 		for(var/datum/surgery/S in owner.surgeries)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy.dm

@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ INITIALIZE_IMMEDIATE(/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy)
 	in_use = FALSE
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy/Life()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	return
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/dummy/attach_rot(mapload)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_helpers.dm

@@ -84,8 +84,8 @@
 	//Check inventory slots
 	return (wear_id?.GetID() || belt?.GetID())
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/reagent_check(datum/reagent/R)
-	return dna.species.handle_chemicals(R,src)
+/mob/living/carbon/human/reagent_check(datum/reagent/R, delta_time, times_fired)
+	return dna.species.handle_chemicals(R, src, delta_time, times_fired)
 	// if it returns 0, it will run the usual on_mob_life for that reagent. otherwise, it will stop after running handle_chemicals for the species.
 
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm

@@ -18,34 +18,33 @@
 #define THERMAL_PROTECTION_HAND_LEFT 0.025
 #define THERMAL_PROTECTION_HAND_RIGHT 0.025
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/Life()
-	if (notransform)
+/mob/living/carbon/human/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
+	if(notransform)
 		return
 
 	. = ..()
-
-	if (QDELETED(src))
+	if(QDELETED(src))
 		return FALSE
 
 	//Body temperature stability and damage
-	dna.species.handle_body_temperature(src)
+	dna.species.handle_body_temperature(src, delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	if(!IS_IN_STASIS(src))
 		if(.) //not dead
 
 			for(var/datum/mutation/human/HM in dna.mutations) // Handle active genes
-				HM.on_life()
+				HM.on_life(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 		if(stat != DEAD)
 			//heart attack stuff
-			handle_heart()
-			handle_liver()
+			handle_heart(delta_time, times_fired)
+			handle_liver(delta_time, times_fired)
 
-		dna.species.spec_life(src) // for mutantraces
+		dna.species.spec_life(src, delta_time, times_fired) // for mutantraces
 	else
 		for(var/i in all_wounds)
 			var/datum/wound/iter_wound = i
-			iter_wound.on_stasis()
+			iter_wound.on_stasis(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	//Update our name based on whether our face is obscured/disfigured
 	name = get_visible_name()
@@ -68,15 +67,15 @@
 	return pressure
 
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_traits()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_traits(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if (getOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN) >= 60)
 		SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "brain_damage", /datum/mood_event/brain_damage)
 	else
 		SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "brain_damage")
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
-	if(!dna || !dna.species.handle_mutations_and_radiation(src))
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_mutations_and_radiation(delta_time, times_fired)
+	if(!dna || !dna.species.handle_mutations_and_radiation(src, delta_time, times_fired))
 		..()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/breathe()
@@ -113,12 +112,12 @@
 			lun.check_breath(breath,src)
 
 /// Environment handlers for species
-/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment)
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment, delta_time, times_fired)
 	// If we are in a cryo bed do not process life functions
 	if(istype(loc, /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/cryo_cell))
 		return
 
-	dna.species.handle_environment(environment, src)
+	dna.species.handle_environment(src, environment, delta_time, times_fired)
 
 /**
  * Adjust the core temperature of a mob
@@ -146,13 +145,13 @@
 	return dna.species.bodytemp_normal + get_body_temp_normal_change()
 
 ///FIRE CODE
-/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_fire()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_fire(delta_time, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(.) //if the mob isn't on fire anymore
 		return
 
 	if(dna)
-		. = dna.species.handle_fire(src) //do special handling based on the mob's species. TRUE = they are immune to the effects of the fire.
+		. = dna.species.handle_fire(src, delta_time, times_fired) //do special handling based on the mob's species. TRUE = they are immune to the effects of the fire.
 
 	if(!last_fire_update)
 		last_fire_update = fire_stacks
@@ -303,14 +302,17 @@
 
 	return min(1, thermal_protection)
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_random_events()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_random_events(delta_time, times_fired)
 	//Puke if toxloss is too high
-	if(!stat)
-		if(getToxLoss() >= 45 && nutrition > 20)
-			lastpuke += prob(50)
-			if(lastpuke >= 50) // about 25 second delay I guess
-				vomit(20)
-				lastpuke = 0
+	if(stat)
+		return
+	if(getToxLoss() < 45 || nutrition <= 20)
+		return
+
+	lastpuke += DT_PROB(30, delta_time)
+	if(lastpuke >= 50) // about 25 second delay I guess // This is actually closer to 150 seconds
+		vomit(20)
+		lastpuke = 0
 
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/has_smoke_protection()
@@ -326,17 +328,17 @@
 			return TRUE
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_heart()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_heart(delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/we_breath = !HAS_TRAIT_FROM(src, TRAIT_NOBREATH, SPECIES_TRAIT)
 
 	if(!undergoing_cardiac_arrest())
 		return
 
 	if(we_breath)
-		adjustOxyLoss(8)
+		adjustOxyLoss(4 * delta_time)
 		Unconscious(80)
 	// Tissues die without blood circulation
-	adjustBruteLoss(2)
+	adjustBruteLoss(1 * delta_time)
 
 #undef THERMAL_PROTECTION_HEAD
 #undef THERMAL_PROTECTION_CHEST

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/monkey/monkey.dm

@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@
 	if(relic_mask)
 		equip_to_slot_or_del(new relic_mask, ITEM_SLOT_MASK)
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/species/monkey/punpun/Life()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/species/monkey/punpun/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if(!stat && SSticker.current_state == GAME_STATE_FINISHED && !memory_saved)
 		Write_Memory(FALSE, FALSE)
 		memory_saved = TRUE

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm

@@ -973,14 +973,14 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			return "FRONT"
 
 
-/datum/species/proc/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/proc/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_NOBREATH))
 		H.setOxyLoss(0)
 		H.losebreath = 0
 
 		var/takes_crit_damage = (!HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_NOCRITDAMAGE))
 		if((H.health < H.crit_threshold) && takes_crit_damage)
-			H.adjustBruteLoss(1)
+			H.adjustBruteLoss(0.5 * delta_time)
 	if(flying_species)
 		HandleFlight(H)
 
@@ -1149,7 +1149,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 /datum/species/proc/after_equip_job(datum/job/J, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	H.update_mutant_bodyparts()
 
-/datum/species/proc/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/proc/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(chem.type == exotic_blood)
 		H.blood_volume = min(H.blood_volume + round(chem.volume, 0.1), BLOOD_VOLUME_MAXIMUM)
 		H.reagents.del_reagent(chem.type)
@@ -1173,20 +1173,20 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 ////////
 //LIFE//
 ////////
-/datum/species/proc/handle_digestion(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/proc/handle_digestion(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_NOHUNGER))
 		return //hunger is for BABIES
 
 	//The fucking TRAIT_FAT mutation is the dumbest shit ever. It makes the code so difficult to work with
 	if(HAS_TRAIT_FROM(H, TRAIT_FAT, OBESITY))//I share your pain, past coder.
-		if(H.overeatduration < 100)
+		if(H.overeatduration < (200 SECONDS))
 			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel fit again!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FAT, OBESITY)
 			H.remove_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/obesity)
 			H.update_inv_w_uniform()
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 	else
-		if(H.overeatduration >= 100)
+		if(H.overeatduration >= (200 SECONDS))
 			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You suddenly feel blubbery!</span>")
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FAT, OBESITY)
 			H.add_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/obesity)
@@ -1199,7 +1199,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 		var/hunger_rate = HUNGER_FACTOR
 		var/datum/component/mood/mood = H.GetComponent(/datum/component/mood)
 		if(mood && mood.sanity > SANITY_DISTURBED)
-			hunger_rate *= max(0.5, 1 - 0.002 * mood.sanity) //0.85 to 0.75
+			hunger_rate *= max(1 - 0.002 * mood.sanity, 0.5) //0.85 to 0.75
 		// Whether we cap off our satiety or move it towards 0
 		if(H.satiety > MAX_SATIETY)
 			H.satiety = MAX_SATIETY
@@ -1209,19 +1209,18 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.satiety = -MAX_SATIETY
 		else if(H.satiety < 0)
 			H.satiety++
-			if(prob(round(-H.satiety/40)))
+			if(DT_PROB(round(-H.satiety/77), delta_time))
 				H.Jitter(5)
 			hunger_rate = 3 * HUNGER_FACTOR
 		hunger_rate *= H.physiology.hunger_mod
-		H.adjust_nutrition(-hunger_rate)
+		H.adjust_nutrition(-hunger_rate * delta_time)
 
-
-	if (H.nutrition > NUTRITION_LEVEL_FULL)
-		if(H.overeatduration < 600) //capped so people don't take forever to unfat
-			H.overeatduration++
+	if(H.nutrition > NUTRITION_LEVEL_FULL)
+		if(H.overeatduration < 20 MINUTES) //capped so people don't take forever to unfat
+			H.overeatduration = min(H.overeatduration + (1 SECONDS * delta_time), 20 MINUTES)
 	else
-		if(H.overeatduration > 1)
-			H.overeatduration -= 2 //doubled the unfat rate
+		if(H.overeatduration > 0)
+			H.overeatduration = max(H.overeatduration - (2 SECONDS * delta_time), 0) //doubled the unfat rate
 
 	//metabolism change
 	if(H.nutrition > NUTRITION_LEVEL_FAT)
@@ -1265,41 +1264,53 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 /datum/species/proc/update_health_hud(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	return FALSE
 
-/datum/species/proc/handle_mutations_and_radiation(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
-	if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_RADIMMUNE))
-		H.radiation = 0
+/**
+ * Species based handling for irradiation
+ *
+ * Arguments:
+ * - [source][/mob/living/carbon/human]: The mob requesting handling
+ * - delta_time: The amount of time that has passed since the last tick
+ * - times_fired: The number of times SSmobs has fired
+ */
+/datum/species/proc/handle_mutations_and_radiation(mob/living/carbon/human/source, delta_time, times_fired)
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(source, TRAIT_RADIMMUNE))
+		source.radiation = 0
 		return TRUE
 
 	. = FALSE
-	var/radiation = H.radiation
+	var/radiation = source.radiation
+	if(radiation > RAD_MOB_KNOCKDOWN && DT_PROB(RAD_MOB_KNOCKDOWN_PROB, delta_time))
+		if(!source.IsParalyzed())
+			source.emote("collapse")
+		source.Paralyze(RAD_MOB_KNOCKDOWN_AMOUNT)
+		to_chat(source, "<span class='danger'>You feel weak.</span>")
 
-	if(radiation > RAD_MOB_KNOCKDOWN && prob(RAD_MOB_KNOCKDOWN_PROB))
-		if(!H.IsParalyzed())
-			H.emote("collapse")
-		H.Paralyze(RAD_MOB_KNOCKDOWN_AMOUNT)
-		to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel weak.</span>")
+	if(radiation > RAD_MOB_VOMIT && DT_PROB(RAD_MOB_VOMIT_PROB, delta_time))
+		source.vomit(10, TRUE)
 
-	if(radiation > RAD_MOB_VOMIT && prob(RAD_MOB_VOMIT_PROB))
-		H.vomit(10, TRUE)
+	if(radiation > RAD_MOB_MUTATE && DT_PROB(RAD_MOB_MUTATE_PROB, delta_time))
+		to_chat(source, "<span class='danger'>You mutate!</span>")
+		source.easy_randmut(NEGATIVE + MINOR_NEGATIVE)
+		source.emote("gasp")
+		source.domutcheck()
 
-	if(radiation > RAD_MOB_MUTATE)
-		if(prob(1))
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You mutate!</span>")
-			H.easy_randmut(NEGATIVE+MINOR_NEGATIVE)
-			H.emote("gasp")
-			H.domutcheck()
+	if(radiation > RAD_MOB_HAIRLOSS && DT_PROB(RAD_MOB_HAIRLOSS_PROB, delta_time))
+		if(!(source.hairstyle == "Bald") && (HAIR in species_traits))
+			to_chat(source, "<span class='danger'>Your hair starts to fall out in clumps...</span>")
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/go_bald, source), 5 SECONDS)
 
-	if(radiation > RAD_MOB_HAIRLOSS)
-		if(prob(15) && !(H.hairstyle == "Bald") && (HAIR in species_traits))
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>Your hair starts to fall out in clumps...</span>")
-			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/go_bald, H), 50)
-
-/datum/species/proc/go_bald(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
-	if(QDELETED(H)) //may be called from a timer
+/**
+ * Makes the target human bald.
+ *
+ * Arguments:
+ * - [target][/mob/living/carbon/human]: The mob to make go bald.
+ */
+/datum/species/proc/go_bald(mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	if(QDELETED(target)) //may be called from a timer
 		return
-	H.facial_hairstyle = "Shaved"
-	H.hairstyle = "Bald"
-	H.update_hair()
+	target.facial_hairstyle = "Shaved"
+	target.hairstyle = "Bald"
+	target.update_hair()
 
 //////////////////
 // ATTACK PROCS //
@@ -1677,8 +1688,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
  * * environment (required) The environment gas mix
  * * humi (required)(type: /mob/living/carbon/human) The mob we will target
  */
-/datum/species/proc/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment, mob/living/carbon/human/humi)
-	handle_environment_pressure(environment, humi)
+/datum/species/proc/handle_environment(mob/living/carbon/human/humi, datum/gas_mixture/environment, delta_time, times_fired)
+	handle_environment_pressure(humi, environment, delta_time, times_fired)
 
 /**
  * Body temperature handler for species
@@ -1688,18 +1699,22 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
  * vars:
  * * humi (required)(type: /mob/living/carbon/human) The mob we will target
  */
-/datum/species/proc/handle_body_temperature(mob/living/carbon/human/humi)
+/datum/species/proc/handle_body_temperature(mob/living/carbon/human/humi, delta_time, times_fired)
 	//when in a cryo unit we suspend all natural body regulation
 	if(istype(humi.loc, /obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/cryo_cell))
 		return
-	//when dead the air still effects your skin temp
-	if(humi.stat == DEAD || IS_IN_STASIS(humi))
-		body_temperature_skin(humi)
-	else //when alive do all the things
-		body_temperature_core(humi)
-		body_temperature_skin(humi)
-		body_temperature_alerts(humi)
-		body_temperature_damage(humi)
+
+	//Only stabilise core temp when alive and not in statis
+	if(humi.stat < DEAD && !IS_IN_STASIS(humi))
+		body_temperature_core(humi, delta_time, times_fired)
+
+	//These do run in statis
+	body_temperature_skin(humi, delta_time, times_fired)
+	body_temperature_alerts(humi, delta_time, times_fired)
+
+	//Do not cause more damage in statis
+	if(!IS_IN_STASIS(humi))
+		body_temperature_damage(humi, delta_time, times_fired)
 
 /**
  * Used to stabilize the core temperature back to normal on living mobs
@@ -1708,8 +1723,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
  * vars:
  * * humi (required) The mob we will stabilize
  */
-/datum/species/proc/body_temperature_core(mob/living/carbon/human/humi)
-	var/natural_change = get_temp_change_amount(humi.get_body_temp_normal() - humi.coretemperature, 0.12)
+/datum/species/proc/body_temperature_core(mob/living/carbon/human/humi, delta_time, times_fired)
+	var/natural_change = get_temp_change_amount(humi.get_body_temp_normal() - humi.coretemperature, 0.06 * delta_time)
 	humi.adjust_coretemperature(humi.metabolism_efficiency * natural_change)
 
 /**
@@ -1719,13 +1734,15 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
  * This happens even when dead so bodies revert to room temp over time.
  * vars:
  * * humi (required) The mob we will targeting
+ * - delta_time: The amount of time that is considered as elapsing
+ * - times_fired: The number of times SSmobs has fired
  */
-/datum/species/proc/body_temperature_skin(mob/living/carbon/human/humi)
+/datum/species/proc/body_temperature_skin(mob/living/carbon/human/humi, delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	// change the core based on the skin temp
 	var/skin_core_diff = humi.bodytemperature - humi.coretemperature
-	// change rate of 0.08 to be slightly below area to skin change rate and still have a solid curve
-	var/skin_core_change = get_temp_change_amount(skin_core_diff, 0.08)
+	// change rate of 0.04 per second to be slightly below area to skin change rate and still have a solid curve
+	var/skin_core_change = get_temp_change_amount(skin_core_diff, 0.04 * delta_time)
 
 	humi.adjust_coretemperature(skin_core_change)
 
@@ -1743,8 +1760,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 	// Changes to the skin temperature based on the area
 	var/area_skin_diff = area_temp - humi.bodytemperature
 	if(!humi.on_fire || area_skin_diff > 0)
-		// change rate of 0.1 as area temp has large impact on the surface
-		var/area_skin_change = get_temp_change_amount(area_skin_diff, 0.1)
+		// change rate of 0.05 as area temp has large impact on the surface
+		var/area_skin_change = get_temp_change_amount(area_skin_diff, 0.05 * delta_time)
 
 		// We need to apply the thermal protection of the clothing when applying area to surface change
 		// If the core bodytemp goes over the normal body temp you are overheating and becom sweaty
@@ -1762,8 +1779,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 	if(!humi.on_fire)
 		// Get the changes to the skin from the core temp
 		var/core_skin_diff = humi.coretemperature - humi.bodytemperature
-		// change rate of 0.09 to reflect temp back to the skin at the slight higher rate then core to skin
-		var/core_skin_change = (1 + thermal_protection) * get_temp_change_amount(core_skin_diff, 0.09)
+		// change rate of 0.045 to reflect temp back to the skin at the slight higher rate then core to skin
+		var/core_skin_change = (1 + thermal_protection) * get_temp_change_amount(core_skin_diff, 0.045 * delta_time)
 
 		// We do not want to over shoot after using protection
 		if(core_skin_diff > 0)
@@ -1825,17 +1842,17 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
  * vars:
  * * humi (required) The mob we will targeting
  */
-/datum/species/proc/body_temperature_damage(mob/living/carbon/human/humi)
+/datum/species/proc/body_temperature_damage(mob/living/carbon/human/humi, delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	//If the body temp is above the wound limit start adding exposure stacks
 	if(humi.bodytemperature > BODYTEMP_HEAT_WOUND_LIMIT)
-		humi.heat_exposure_stacks = min(humi.heat_exposure_stacks + 1, 40)
+		humi.heat_exposure_stacks = min(humi.heat_exposure_stacks + (0.5 * delta_time), 40)
 	else //When below the wound limit, reduce the exposure stacks fast.
-		humi.heat_exposure_stacks = max(humi.heat_exposure_stacks - 4, 0)
+		humi.heat_exposure_stacks = max(humi.heat_exposure_stacks - (2 * delta_time), 0)
 
 	//when exposure stacks are greater then 10 + rand20 try to apply wounds and reset stacks
 	if(humi.heat_exposure_stacks > (10 + rand(0, 20)))
-		apply_burn_wounds(humi)
+		apply_burn_wounds(humi, delta_time, times_fired)
 		humi.heat_exposure_stacks = 0
 
 	// Body temperature is too hot, and we do not have resist traits
@@ -1846,10 +1863,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			firemodifier = min(firemodifier, 0)
 
 		// this can go below 5 at log 2.5
-		var/burn_damage = max(log(2 - firemodifier, (humi.coretemperature - humi.get_body_temp_normal(apply_change=FALSE))) - 5,0)
+		var/burn_damage = max(log(2 - firemodifier, (humi.coretemperature - humi.get_body_temp_normal(apply_change=FALSE))) - 5, 0)
 
 		// Apply species and physiology modifiers to heat damage
-		burn_damage = burn_damage * heatmod * humi.physiology.heat_mod
+		burn_damage = burn_damage * heatmod * humi.physiology.heat_mod * 0.5 * delta_time
 
 		// 40% for level 3 damage on humans to scream in pain
 		if (humi.stat < UNCONSCIOUS && (prob(burn_damage) * 10) / 4)
@@ -1864,15 +1881,15 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 	var/cold_damage_limit = bodytemp_cold_damage_limit + (is_hulk ? BODYTEMP_HULK_COLD_DAMAGE_LIMIT_MODIFIER : 0)
 
 	if(humi.coretemperature < cold_damage_limit && !HAS_TRAIT(humi, TRAIT_RESISTCOLD))
-		var/damage_type = is_hulk ? BRUTE : BURN
+		var/damage_type = is_hulk ? BRUTE : BURN // Why?
 		var/damage_mod = coldmod * humi.physiology.cold_mod * (is_hulk ? HULK_COLD_DAMAGE_MOD : 1)
 		switch(humi.coretemperature)
 			if(201 to cold_damage_limit)
-				humi.apply_damage(COLD_DAMAGE_LEVEL_1 * damage_mod, damage_type)
+				humi.apply_damage(COLD_DAMAGE_LEVEL_1 * damage_mod * delta_time, damage_type)
 			if(120 to 200)
-				humi.apply_damage(COLD_DAMAGE_LEVEL_2 * damage_mod, damage_type)
+				humi.apply_damage(COLD_DAMAGE_LEVEL_2 * damage_mod * delta_time, damage_type)
 			else
-				humi.apply_damage(COLD_DAMAGE_LEVEL_3 * damage_mod, damage_type)
+				humi.apply_damage(COLD_DAMAGE_LEVEL_3 * damage_mod * delta_time, damage_type)
 
 /**
  * Used to apply burn wounds on random limbs
@@ -1882,7 +1899,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
  * vars:
  * * humi (required) The mob we will targeting
  */
-/datum/species/proc/apply_burn_wounds(mob/living/carbon/human/humi)
+/datum/species/proc/apply_burn_wounds(mob/living/carbon/human/humi, delta_time, times_fired)
 	// If we are resistant to heat exit
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(humi, TRAIT_RESISTHEAT))
 		return
@@ -1914,21 +1931,19 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 	if(humi.bodytemperature > BODYTEMP_HEAT_WOUND_LIMIT + 2800)
 		burn_damage = HEAT_DAMAGE_LEVEL_3
 
-	humi.apply_damage(burn_damage, BURN, bodypart)
+	humi.apply_damage(burn_damage * delta_time, BURN, bodypart)
 
 /// Handle the air pressure of the environment
-/datum/species/proc/handle_environment_pressure(datum/gas_mixture/environment, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/proc/handle_environment_pressure(mob/living/carbon/human/H, datum/gas_mixture/environment, delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/pressure = environment.return_pressure()
 	var/adjusted_pressure = H.calculate_affecting_pressure(pressure)
 
 	// Set alerts and apply damage based on the amount of pressure
 	switch(adjusted_pressure)
-
 		// Very high pressure, show an alert and take damage
 		if(HAZARD_HIGH_PRESSURE to INFINITY)
 			if(!HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_RESISTHIGHPRESSURE))
-				H.adjustBruteLoss(min(((adjusted_pressure / HAZARD_HIGH_PRESSURE) -1 ) * \
-					PRESSURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, MAX_HIGH_PRESSURE_DAMAGE) * H.physiology.pressure_mod)
+				H.adjustBruteLoss(min(((adjusted_pressure / HAZARD_HIGH_PRESSURE) - 1) * PRESSURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, MAX_HIGH_PRESSURE_DAMAGE) * H.physiology.pressure_mod * delta_time)
 				H.throw_alert("pressure", /atom/movable/screen/alert/highpressure, 2)
 			else
 				H.clear_alert("pressure")
@@ -1955,7 +1970,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_RESISTLOWPRESSURE))
 				H.clear_alert("pressure")
 			else
-				H.adjustBruteLoss(LOW_PRESSURE_DAMAGE * H.physiology.pressure_mod)
+				H.adjustBruteLoss(LOW_PRESSURE_DAMAGE * H.physiology.pressure_mod * delta_time)
 				H.throw_alert("pressure", /atom/movable/screen/alert/lowpressure, 2)
 
 
@@ -1963,7 +1978,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 // FIRE //
 //////////
 
-/datum/species/proc/handle_fire(mob/living/carbon/human/H, no_protection = FALSE)
+/datum/species/proc/handle_fire(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired, no_protection = FALSE)
 	if(!CanIgniteMob(H))
 		return TRUE
 	if(H.on_fire)
@@ -2020,9 +2035,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 		if(thermal_protection >= FIRE_IMMUNITY_MAX_TEMP_PROTECT && !no_protection)
 			return
 		if(thermal_protection >= FIRE_SUIT_MAX_TEMP_PROTECT && !no_protection)
-			H.adjust_bodytemperature(11)
+			H.adjust_bodytemperature(5.5 * delta_time)
 		else
-			H.adjust_bodytemperature(BODYTEMP_HEATING_MAX + (H.fire_stacks * 12))
+			H.adjust_bodytemperature((BODYTEMP_HEATING_MAX + (H.fire_stacks * 12)) * 0.5 * delta_time)
 			SEND_SIGNAL(H, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "on_fire", /datum/mood_event/on_fire)
 
 /datum/species/proc/CanIgniteMob(mob/living/carbon/human/H)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/dullahan.dm

@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@
 	H.regenerate_limb(BODY_ZONE_HEAD,FALSE)
 	..()
 
-/datum/species/dullahan/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/dullahan/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(QDELETED(myhead))
 		myhead = null
 		H.gib()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/ethereal.dm

@@ -121,9 +121,9 @@
 	source.emp_act(EMP_LIGHT)
 	return COMPONENT_BLOCK_LIGHT_EATER
 
-/datum/species/ethereal/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/ethereal/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	.=..()
-	handle_charge(H)
+	handle_charge(H, delta_time, times_fired)
 
 
 /datum/species/ethereal/proc/stop_emp(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
@@ -144,7 +144,7 @@
 	spec_updatehealth(H)
 	H.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[H] stops flickering and goes back to their normal state!</span>")
 
-/datum/species/ethereal/proc/handle_charge(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/ethereal/proc/handle_charge(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	switch(get_charge(H))
 		if(-INFINITY to ETHEREAL_CHARGE_NONE)
 			H.throw_alert("ethereal_charge", /atom/movable/screen/alert/etherealcharge, 3)
@@ -153,7 +153,7 @@
 		if(ETHEREAL_CHARGE_NONE to ETHEREAL_CHARGE_LOWPOWER)
 			H.throw_alert("ethereal_charge", /atom/movable/screen/alert/etherealcharge, 2)
 			if(H.health > 10.5)
-				apply_damage(0.65, TOX, null, null, H)
+				apply_damage(0.325 * delta_time, TOX, null, null, H)
 		if(ETHEREAL_CHARGE_LOWPOWER to ETHEREAL_CHARGE_NORMAL)
 			H.throw_alert("ethereal_charge", /atom/movable/screen/alert/etherealcharge, 1)
 		if(ETHEREAL_CHARGE_FULL to ETHEREAL_CHARGE_OVERLOAD)
@@ -161,8 +161,8 @@
 			apply_damage(0.2, TOX, null, null, H)
 		if(ETHEREAL_CHARGE_OVERLOAD to ETHEREAL_CHARGE_DANGEROUS)
 			H.throw_alert("ethereal_overcharge", /atom/movable/screen/alert/ethereal_overcharge, 2)
-			apply_damage(0.65, TOX, null, null, H)
-			if(prob(10)) //10% each tick for ethereals to explosively release excess energy if it reaches dangerous levels
+			apply_damage(0.325 * delta_time, TOX, null, null, H)
+			if(DT_PROB(5, delta_time)) // 5% each seacond for ethereals to explosively release excess energy if it reaches dangerous levels
 				discharge_process(H)
 		else
 			H.clear_alert("ethereal_charge")

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/flypeople.dm

@@ -21,10 +21,10 @@
 	mutantappendix = /obj/item/organ/appendix/fly
 	mutant_organs = list(/obj/item/organ/fly, /obj/item/organ/fly/groin)
 
-/datum/species/fly/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/fly/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(chem.type == /datum/reagent/toxin/pestkiller)
-		H.adjustToxLoss(3)
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM)
+		H.adjustToxLoss(3 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM * delta_time)
 		return TRUE
 	..()
 
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@
 	name = odd_organ_name()
 	icon_state = pick("brain-x-d", "liver-x", "kidneys-x", "stomach-x", "lungs-x", "random_fly_1", "random_fly_2", "random_fly_3", "random_fly_4", "random_fly_5")
 
-/obj/item/organ/stomach/fly/on_life()
+/obj/item/organ/stomach/fly/on_life(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(locate(/datum/reagent/consumable) in reagents.reagent_list)
 		var/mob/living/carbon/body = owner
 		// we do not loss any nutrition as a fly when vomiting out food

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/golems.dm

@@ -96,7 +96,7 @@
 	var/boom_warning = FALSE
 	var/datum/action/innate/ignite/ignite
 
-/datum/species/golem/plasma/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/golem/plasma/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(H.bodytemperature > 750)
 		if(!boom_warning && H.on_fire)
 			to_chat(H, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel like you could blow up at any moment!</span>")
@@ -107,11 +107,11 @@
 			boom_warning = FALSE
 
 	if(H.bodytemperature > 850 && H.on_fire && prob(25))
-		explosion(get_turf(H),1,2,4,flame_range = 5)
+		explosion(get_turf(H), 1, 2, 4, flame_range = 5)
 		if(H)
 			H.gib()
 	if(H.fire_stacks < 2) //flammable
-		H.adjust_fire_stacks(1)
+		H.adjust_fire_stacks(0.5 * delta_time)
 	..()
 
 /datum/species/golem/plasma/on_species_gain(mob/living/carbon/C, datum/species/old_species)
@@ -263,12 +263,12 @@
 	special_names = list("Outsider", "Technology", "Watcher", "Stranger") //ominous and unknown
 
 //Regenerates because self-repairing super-advanced alien tech
-/datum/species/golem/alloy/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/golem/alloy/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(H.stat == DEAD)
 		return
-	H.heal_overall_damage(2,2, 0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
-	H.adjustToxLoss(-2)
-	H.adjustOxyLoss(-2)
+	H.heal_overall_damage(1 * delta_time, 1 * delta_time, 0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
+	H.adjustToxLoss(-1 * delta_time)
+	H.adjustOxyLoss(-1 * delta_time)
 
 //Since this will usually be created from a collaboration between podpeople and free golems, wood golems are a mix between the two races
 /datum/species/golem/wood
@@ -288,29 +288,29 @@
 	special_name_chance = 100
 	inherent_factions = list("plants", "vines")
 
-/datum/species/golem/wood/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/golem/wood/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(H.stat == DEAD)
 		return
 	var/light_amount = 0 //how much light there is in the place, affects receiving nutrition and healing
 	if(isturf(H.loc)) //else, there's considered to be no light
 		var/turf/T = H.loc
-		light_amount = min(1,T.get_lumcount()) - 0.5
-		H.adjust_nutrition(light_amount * 10)
+		light_amount = min(1, T.get_lumcount()) - 0.5
+		H.adjust_nutrition(5 * light_amount * delta_time)
 		if(H.nutrition > NUTRITION_LEVEL_ALMOST_FULL)
 			H.set_nutrition(NUTRITION_LEVEL_ALMOST_FULL)
 		if(light_amount > 0.2) //if there's enough light, heal
-			H.heal_overall_damage(1,1,0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
-			H.adjustToxLoss(-1)
-			H.adjustOxyLoss(-1)
+			H.heal_overall_damage(0.5 * delta_time, 0.5 * delta_time, 0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
+			H.adjustToxLoss(-0.5 * delta_time)
+			H.adjustOxyLoss(-0.5 * delta_time)
 
 	if(H.nutrition < NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING + 50)
 		H.take_overall_damage(2,0)
 
-/datum/species/golem/wood/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/golem/wood/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(chem.type == /datum/reagent/toxin/plantbgone)
-		H.adjustToxLoss(3)
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM)
-		return 1
+		H.adjustToxLoss(3 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM * delta_time)
+		return TRUE
 
 //Radioactive puncher, hits for burn but only as hard as human, slightly more durable against brute but less against everything else
 /datum/species/golem/uranium
@@ -556,16 +556,19 @@
 	prefix = "Bananium"
 	special_names = null
 
-	var/last_honk = 0
-	var/honkooldown = 0
-	var/last_banana = 0
-	var/banana_cooldown = 100
-	var/active = null
+	/// Cooldown for producing honks
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(honkooldown)
+	/// Cooldown for producing bananas
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(banana_cooldown)
+	/// Time between possible banana productions
+	var/banana_delay = 10 SECONDS
+	/// Same as the uranium golem. I'm pretty sure this is vestigial.
+	var/active = FALSE
 
 /datum/species/golem/bananium/on_species_gain(mob/living/carbon/C, datum/species/old_species)
 	..()
-	last_banana = world.time
-	last_honk = world.time
+	COOLDOWN_START(src, honkooldown, 0)
+	COOLDOWN_START(src, banana_cooldown, banana_delay)
 	RegisterSignal(C, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, .proc/handle_speech)
 	var/obj/item/organ/liver/liver = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LIVER)
 	if(liver)
@@ -586,21 +589,21 @@
 
 /datum/species/golem/bananium/spec_attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/M, mob/living/carbon/human/H, datum/martial_art/attacker_style)
 	..()
-	if(world.time > last_banana + banana_cooldown && M != H &&  M.combat_mode)
-		new/obj/item/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel(get_turf(H))
-		last_banana = world.time
+	if(COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, banana_cooldown) && M != H &&  M.combat_mode)
+		new /obj/item/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel(get_turf(H))
+		COOLDOWN_START(src, banana_cooldown, banana_delay)
 
 /datum/species/golem/bananium/spec_attacked_by(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, obj/item/bodypart/affecting, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	..()
-	if(world.time > last_banana + banana_cooldown && user != H)
-		new/obj/item/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel(get_turf(H))
-		last_banana = world.time
+	if((user != H) && COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, banana_cooldown))
+		new /obj/item/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel(get_turf(H))
+		COOLDOWN_START(src, banana_cooldown, banana_delay)
 
 /datum/species/golem/bananium/on_hit(obj/projectile/P, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	..()
-	if(world.time > last_banana + banana_cooldown)
-		new/obj/item/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel(get_turf(H))
-		last_banana = world.time
+	if(COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, banana_cooldown))
+		new /obj/item/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel(get_turf(H))
+		COOLDOWN_START(src, banana_cooldown, banana_delay)
 
 /datum/species/golem/bananium/spec_hitby(atom/movable/AM, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	..()
@@ -611,16 +614,14 @@
 			return 0
 		else
 			new/obj/item/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel(get_turf(H))
-			last_banana = world.time
+			COOLDOWN_START(src, banana_cooldown, banana_delay)
 
-/datum/species/golem/bananium/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
-	if(!active)
-		if(world.time > last_honk + honkooldown)
-			active = 1
-			playsound(get_turf(H), 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, TRUE)
-			last_honk = world.time
-			honkooldown = rand(20, 80)
-			active = null
+/datum/species/golem/bananium/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
+	if(!active && COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, honkooldown))
+		active = TRUE
+		playsound(get_turf(H), 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+		COOLDOWN_START(src, honkooldown, rand(2 SECONDS, 8 SECONDS))
+		active = FALSE
 	..()
 
 /datum/species/golem/bananium/spec_death(gibbed, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
@@ -673,15 +674,15 @@
 	if(dominate)
 		C.RemoveSpell(dominate)
 
-/datum/species/golem/runic/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/golem/runic/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(istype(chem, /datum/reagent/water/holywater))
-		H.adjustFireLoss(4)
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM)
+		H.adjustFireLoss(4 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM * delta_time)
 
 	if(chem.type == /datum/reagent/fuel/unholywater)
-		H.adjustBruteLoss(-4)
-		H.adjustFireLoss(-4)
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM)
+		H.adjustBruteLoss(-4 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time)
+		H.adjustFireLoss(-4 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM * delta_time)
 
 /datum/species/golem/cloth
 	name = "Cloth Golem"
@@ -995,12 +996,12 @@
 		bonechill.Remove(C)
 	..()
 
-/datum/species/golem/bone/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/golem/bone/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(chem.type == /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
-		H.adjustStaminaLoss(7.5, 0)
-		H.adjustBruteLoss(0.5, 0)
-		if(prob(20))
+		H.adjustStaminaLoss(7.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time, 0)
+		H.adjustBruteLoss(0.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time, 0)
+		if(DT_PROB(10, delta_time))
 			switch(rand(1, 3))
 				if(1)
 					H.say(pick("oof.", "ouch.", "my bones.", "oof ouch.", "oof ouch my bones."), forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
@@ -1009,7 +1010,7 @@
 				if(3)
 					to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your bones hurt!</span>")
 		if(chem.overdosed)
-			if(prob(4) && iscarbon(H)) //big oof
+			if(DT_PROB(2, delta_time) && iscarbon(H)) //big oof
 				var/selected_part = pick(BODY_ZONE_L_ARM, BODY_ZONE_R_ARM, BODY_ZONE_L_LEG, BODY_ZONE_R_LEG) //God help you if the same limb gets picked twice quickly.
 				var/obj/item/bodypart/bp = H.get_bodypart(selected_part) //We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
 				if(bp)
@@ -1020,7 +1021,7 @@
 				else
 					to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your missing arm aches from wherever you left it.</span>")
 					H.emote("sigh")
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, chem.metabolization_rate)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, chem.metabolization_rate * delta_time)
 		return TRUE
 
 /datum/action/innate/bonechill

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/jellypeople.dm

@@ -41,23 +41,27 @@
 		slime_change.Grant(C)
 		//SKYRAT EDIT ADDITION END
 
-/datum/species/jelly/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/jelly/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(H.stat == DEAD) //can't farm slime jelly from a dead slime/jelly person indefinitely
 		return
+
 	if(!H.blood_volume)
-		H.blood_volume += 5
-		H.adjustBruteLoss(5)
+		H.blood_volume += 2.5 * delta_time
+		H.adjustBruteLoss(2.5 * delta_time)
 		to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel empty!</span>")
 
 	if(H.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
 		if(H.nutrition >= NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING)
-			H.blood_volume += 3
-			H.adjust_nutrition(-2.5)
+			H.blood_volume += 1.5 * delta_time
+			H.adjust_nutrition(-1.25 * delta_time)
+
 	if(H.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY)
-		if(prob(5))
+		if(DT_PROB(2.5, delta_time))
 			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel drained!</span>")
+
 	if(H.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD)
 		Cannibalize_Body(H)
+
 	if(regenerate_limbs)
 		regenerate_limbs.UpdateButtonIcon()
 
@@ -175,13 +179,14 @@
 /datum/species/jelly/slime/copy_properties_from(datum/species/jelly/slime/old_species)
 	bodies = old_species.bodies
 
-/datum/species/jelly/slime/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/jelly/slime/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(H.blood_volume >= BLOOD_VOLUME_SLIME_SPLIT)
-		if(prob(5))
+		if(DT_PROB(2.5, delta_time))
 			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel very bloated!</span>")
+
 	else if(H.nutrition >= NUTRITION_LEVEL_WELL_FED)
-		H.blood_volume += 3
-		H.adjust_nutrition(-2.5)
+		H.blood_volume += 1.5 * delta_time
+		H.adjust_nutrition(-1.25 * delta_time)
 
 	..()
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/lizardpeople.dm

@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
 	ass_image = 'icons/ass/asslizard.png'
 
 /// Lizards are cold blooded and do not stabilize body temperature naturally
-/datum/species/lizard/body_temperature_core(mob/living/carbon/human/humi)
+/datum/species/lizard/body_temperature_core(mob/living/carbon/human/humi, delta_time, times_fired)
 	return
 
 /datum/species/lizard/random_name(gender,unique,lastname)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/mothmen.dm

@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
 
 	return randname
 
-/datum/species/moth/handle_fire(mob/living/carbon/human/H, no_protection = FALSE)
+/datum/species/moth/handle_fire(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired, no_protection = FALSE)
 	. = ..()
 	if(.) //if the mob is immune to fire, don't burn wings off.
 		return
@@ -59,11 +59,11 @@
 			H.dna.features["wings"] = "None"
 		handle_mutant_bodyparts(H)
 
-/datum/species/moth/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/moth/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(chem.type == /datum/reagent/toxin/pestkiller)
-		H.adjustToxLoss(3)
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM)
+		H.adjustToxLoss(3 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM * delta_time)
 
 /datum/species/moth/check_species_weakness(obj/item/weapon, mob/living/attacker)
 	if(istype(weapon, /obj/item/melee/flyswatter))

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/mushpeople.dm

@@ -46,10 +46,10 @@
 	mush.remove(C)
 	QDEL_NULL(mush)
 
-/datum/species/mush/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/mush/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(chem.type == /datum/reagent/toxin/plantbgone/weedkiller)
-		H.adjustToxLoss(3)
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM)
+		H.adjustToxLoss(3 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM * delta_time)
 		return TRUE
 
 /datum/species/mush/handle_mutant_bodyparts(mob/living/carbon/human/H, forced_colour)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/plasmamen.dm

@@ -41,22 +41,21 @@
 	. = ..()
 	C.set_safe_hunger_level()
 
-/datum/species/plasmaman/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/plasmaman/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/atmos_sealed = CanIgniteMob(H) && (isclothing(H.wear_suit) && H.wear_suit.clothing_flags & STOPSPRESSUREDAMAGE) && (isclothing(H.head) && H.head.clothing_flags & STOPSPRESSUREDAMAGE)
 	if(!atmos_sealed && (!istype(H.w_uniform, /obj/item/clothing/under/plasmaman) || !istype(H.head, /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/plasmaman) || !istype(H.gloves, /obj/item/clothing/gloves)))
 		var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = H.loc.return_air()
-		if(environment)
-			if(environment.total_moles())
-				if(environment.gases[/datum/gas/hypernoblium] && (environment.gases[/datum/gas/hypernoblium][MOLES]) >= 5)
-					if(H.on_fire && H.fire_stacks > 0)
-						H.adjust_fire_stacks(-20)
-				else if(!HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_NOFIRE))
-					if(environment.gases[/datum/gas/oxygen] && (environment.gases[/datum/gas/oxygen][MOLES]) >= 1) //Same threshhold that extinguishes fire
-						H.adjust_fire_stacks(0.5)
-						if(!H.on_fire && H.fire_stacks > 0)
-							H.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[H]'s body reacts with the atmosphere and bursts into flames!</span>","<span class='userdanger'>Your body reacts with the atmosphere and bursts into flame!</span>")
-						H.IgniteMob()
-						internal_fire = TRUE
+		if(environment?.total_moles())
+			if(environment.gases[/datum/gas/hypernoblium] && (environment.gases[/datum/gas/hypernoblium][MOLES]) >= 5)
+				if(H.on_fire && H.fire_stacks > 0)
+					H.adjust_fire_stacks(-10 * delta_time)
+			else if(!HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_NOFIRE))
+				if(environment.gases[/datum/gas/oxygen] && (environment.gases[/datum/gas/oxygen][MOLES]) >= 1) //Same threshhold that extinguishes fire
+					H.adjust_fire_stacks(0.25 * delta_time)
+					if(!H.on_fire && H.fire_stacks > 0)
+						H.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[H]'s body reacts with the atmosphere and bursts into flames!</span>","<span class='userdanger'>Your body reacts with the atmosphere and bursts into flame!</span>")
+					H.IgniteMob()
+					internal_fire = TRUE
 	else if(H.fire_stacks)
 		var/obj/item/clothing/under/plasmaman/P = H.w_uniform
 		if(istype(P))
@@ -66,7 +65,7 @@
 		internal_fire = FALSE
 	H.update_fire()
 
-/datum/species/plasmaman/handle_fire(mob/living/carbon/human/H, no_protection)
+/datum/species/plasmaman/handle_fire(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired, no_protection = FALSE)
 	if(internal_fire)
 		no_protection = TRUE
 	. = ..()
@@ -180,18 +179,18 @@
 
 	return randname
 
-/datum/species/plasmaman/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/plasmaman/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(istype(chem, /datum/reagent/toxin/plasma))
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, chem.metabolization_rate)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, chem.metabolization_rate * delta_time)
 		for(var/i in H.all_wounds)
 			var/datum/wound/iter_wound = i
-			iter_wound.on_xadone(4) // plasmamen use plasma to reform their bones or whatever
+			iter_wound.on_xadone(4 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time) // plasmamen use plasma to reform their bones or whatever
 		return TRUE
 	if(istype(chem, /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice))
-		H.adjustStaminaLoss(7.5, 0)
-		H.adjustBruteLoss(0.5, 0)
-		if(prob(20))
+		H.adjustStaminaLoss(7.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time, 0)
+		H.adjustBruteLoss(0.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time, 0)
+		if(DT_PROB(10, delta_time))
 			switch(rand(1, 3))
 				if(1)
 					H.say(pick("oof.", "ouch.", "my bones.", "oof ouch.", "oof ouch my bones."), forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
@@ -200,7 +199,7 @@
 				if(3)
 					to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your bones hurt!</span>")
 		if(chem.overdosed)
-			if(prob(4) && iscarbon(H)) //big oof
+			if(DT_PROB(2, delta_time) && iscarbon(H)) //big oof
 				var/selected_part = pick(BODY_ZONE_L_ARM, BODY_ZONE_R_ARM, BODY_ZONE_L_LEG, BODY_ZONE_R_LEG) //God help you if the same limb gets picked twice quickly.
 				var/obj/item/bodypart/bp = H.get_bodypart(selected_part) //We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
 				if(bp)
@@ -211,5 +210,5 @@
 				else
 					to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your missing arm aches from wherever you left it.</span>")
 					H.emote("sigh")
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, chem.metabolization_rate)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, chem.metabolization_rate * delta_time)
 		return TRUE

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/podpeople.dm

@@ -17,29 +17,30 @@
 	changesource_flags = MIRROR_BADMIN | WABBAJACK | MIRROR_MAGIC | MIRROR_PRIDE | RACE_SWAP | ERT_SPAWN | SLIME_EXTRACT
 	species_language_holder = /datum/language_holder/plant
 
-/datum/species/pod/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/pod/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(H.stat == DEAD)
 		return
+
 	var/light_amount = 0 //how much light there is in the place, affects receiving nutrition and healing
 	if(isturf(H.loc)) //else, there's considered to be no light
 		var/turf/T = H.loc
-		light_amount = min(1,T.get_lumcount()) - 0.5
-		H.adjust_nutrition(light_amount * 10)
+		light_amount = min(1, T.get_lumcount()) - 0.5
+		H.adjust_nutrition(5 * light_amount * delta_time)
 		if(H.nutrition > NUTRITION_LEVEL_ALMOST_FULL)
 			H.set_nutrition(NUTRITION_LEVEL_ALMOST_FULL)
 		if(light_amount > 0.2) //if there's enough light, heal
-			H.heal_overall_damage(1,1, 0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
-			H.adjustToxLoss(-1)
-			H.adjustOxyLoss(-1)
+			H.heal_overall_damage(0.5 * delta_time, 0.5 * delta_time, 0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
+			H.adjustToxLoss(-0.5 * delta_time)
+			H.adjustOxyLoss(-0.5 * delta_time)
 
 	if(H.nutrition < NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING + 50)
-		H.take_overall_damage(2,0)
+		H.take_overall_damage(1 * delta_time, 0)
 
-/datum/species/pod/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/pod/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(chem.type == /datum/reagent/toxin/plantbgone)
-		H.adjustToxLoss(3)
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM)
-		return 1
+		H.adjustToxLoss(3 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM * delta_time)
+		return TRUE
 
 /datum/species/pod/on_hit(obj/projectile/P, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	switch(P.type)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/shadowpeople.dm

@@ -12,15 +12,15 @@
 	species_language_holder = /datum/language_holder/shadowpeople
 
 
-/datum/species/shadow/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/shadow/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/turf/T = H.loc
 	if(istype(T))
 		var/light_amount = T.get_lumcount()
 
 		if(light_amount > SHADOW_SPECIES_LIGHT_THRESHOLD) //if there's enough light, start dying
-			H.take_overall_damage(1,1, 0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
+			H.take_overall_damage(0.5 * delta_time, 0.5 * delta_time, 0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
 		else if (light_amount < SHADOW_SPECIES_LIGHT_THRESHOLD) //heal in the dark
-			H.heal_overall_damage(1,1, 0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
+			H.heal_overall_damage(0.5 * delta_time, 0.5 * delta_time, 0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
 
 /datum/species/shadow/check_roundstart_eligible()
 	if(SSevents.holidays && SSevents.holidays[HALLOWEEN])

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/skeletons.dm

@@ -28,12 +28,12 @@
 	return ..()
 
 //Can still metabolize milk through meme magic
-/datum/species/skeleton/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/skeleton/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(chem.type == /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
-		H.adjustStaminaLoss(7.5, 0)
-		H.adjustBruteLoss(0.5, 0)
-		if(prob(20))
+		H.adjustStaminaLoss(7.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time, 0)
+		H.adjustBruteLoss(0.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time, 0)
+		if(DT_PROB(10, delta_time))
 			switch(rand(1, 3))
 				if(1)
 					H.say(pick("oof.", "ouch.", "my bones.", "oof ouch.", "oof ouch my bones."), forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 				if(3)
 					to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your bones hurt!</span>")
 		if(chem.overdosed)
-			if(prob(4) && iscarbon(H)) //big oof
+			if(DT_PROB(2, delta_time) && iscarbon(H)) //big oof
 				var/selected_part = pick(BODY_ZONE_L_ARM, BODY_ZONE_R_ARM, BODY_ZONE_L_LEG, BODY_ZONE_R_LEG) //God help you if the same limb gets picked twice quickly.
 				var/obj/item/bodypart/bp = H.get_bodypart(selected_part) //We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
 				if(bp)
@@ -53,5 +53,5 @@
 				else
 					to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your missing arm aches from wherever you left it.</span>")
 					H.emote("sigh")
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, chem.metabolization_rate)
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, chem.metabolization_rate * delta_time)
 		return TRUE

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/snail.dm

@@ -20,12 +20,12 @@
 	mutanttongue = /obj/item/organ/tongue/snail
 	exotic_blood = /datum/reagent/lube
 
-/datum/species/snail/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/snail/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(istype(chem,/datum/reagent/consumable/salt))
-		H.adjustFireLoss(2)
+		H.adjustFireLoss(2 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time)
 		playsound(H, 'sound/weapons/sear.ogg', 30, TRUE)
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM)
-		return 1
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM * delta_time)
+		return TRUE
 
 /datum/species/snail/on_species_gain(mob/living/carbon/C, datum/species/old_species, pref_load)
 	. = ..()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/synths.dm

@@ -42,13 +42,12 @@
 	. = ..()
 	UnregisterSignal(H, COMSIG_MOB_SAY)
 
-/datum/species/synth/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+/datum/species/synth/handle_chemicals(datum/reagent/chem, mob/living/carbon/human/H, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(chem.type == /datum/reagent/medicine/c2/synthflesh)
-		chem.expose_mob(H, TOUCH, 2 ,0) //heal a little
-		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM)
-		return 1
-	else
-		return ..()
+		chem.expose_mob(H, TOUCH, 2 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time,0) //heal a little
+		H.reagents.remove_reagent(chem.type, REAGENTS_METABOLISM * delta_time)
+		return TRUE
+	return ..()
 
 
 /datum/species/synth/proc/assume_disguise(datum/species/S, mob/living/carbon/human/H)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/vampire.dm

@@ -37,15 +37,15 @@
 		C.RemoveSpell(batform)
 		QDEL_NULL(batform)
 
-/datum/species/vampire/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/C)
+/datum/species/vampire/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/human/C, delta_time, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(istype(C.loc, /obj/structure/closet/crate/coffin))
-		C.heal_overall_damage(4,4,0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
-		C.adjustToxLoss(-4)
-		C.adjustOxyLoss(-4)
-		C.adjustCloneLoss(-4)
+		C.heal_overall_damage(2 * delta_time, 2 * delta_time, 0, BODYPART_ORGANIC)
+		C.adjustToxLoss(-2 * delta_time)
+		C.adjustOxyLoss(-2 * delta_time)
+		C.adjustCloneLoss(-2 * delta_time)
 		return
-	C.blood_volume -= 0.25
+	C.blood_volume -= 0.125 * delta_time
 	if(C.blood_volume <= BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE)
 		to_chat(C, "<span class='danger'>You ran out of blood!</span>")
 		var/obj/shapeshift_holder/H = locate() in C
@@ -55,8 +55,8 @@
 	var/area/A = get_area(C)
 	if(istype(A, /area/service/chapel))
 		to_chat(C, "<span class='warning'>You don't belong here!</span>")
-		C.adjustFireLoss(20)
-		C.adjust_fire_stacks(6)
+		C.adjustFireLoss(10 * delta_time)
+		C.adjust_fire_stacks(3 * delta_time)
 		C.IgniteMob()
 
 /datum/species/vampire/check_species_weakness(obj/item/weapon, mob/living/attacker)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/zombies.dm

@@ -32,12 +32,14 @@
 	armor = 20 // 120 damage to KO a zombie, which kills it
 	speedmod = 1.6
 	mutanteyes = /obj/item/organ/eyes/night_vision/zombie
-	var/heal_rate = 1
-	var/regen_cooldown = 0
 	changesource_flags = MIRROR_BADMIN | WABBAJACK | ERT_SPAWN
+	/// The rate the zombies regenerate at
+	var/heal_rate = 0.5
+	/// The cooldown before the zombie can start regenerating
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(regen_cooldown)
 
 /// Zombies do not stabilize body temperature they are the walking dead and are cold blooded
-/datum/species/zombie/body_temperature_core(mob/living/carbon/human/humi)
+/datum/species/zombie/body_temperature_core(mob/living/carbon/human/humi, delta_time, times_fired)
 	return
 
 /datum/species/zombie/infectious/check_roundstart_eligible()
@@ -49,25 +51,25 @@
 /datum/species/zombie/infectious/apply_damage(damage, damagetype = BRUTE, def_zone = null, blocked, mob/living/carbon/human/H, spread_damage = FALSE, forced = FALSE, wound_bonus = 0, bare_wound_bonus = 0, sharpness = NONE)
 	. = ..()
 	if(.)
-		regen_cooldown = world.time + REGENERATION_DELAY
+		COOLDOWN_START(src, regen_cooldown, REGENERATION_DELAY)
 
-/datum/species/zombie/infectious/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
+/datum/species/zombie/infectious/spec_life(mob/living/carbon/C, delta_time, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	C.set_combat_mode(TRUE) // THE SUFFERING MUST FLOW
 
 	//Zombies never actually die, they just fall down until they regenerate enough to rise back up.
 	//They must be restrained, beheaded or gibbed to stop being a threat.
-	if(regen_cooldown < world.time)
+	if(COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, regen_cooldown))
 		var/heal_amt = heal_rate
 		if(HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION))
 			heal_amt *= 2
-		C.heal_overall_damage(heal_amt,heal_amt)
-		C.adjustToxLoss(-heal_amt)
+		C.heal_overall_damage(heal_amt * delta_time, heal_amt * delta_time)
+		C.adjustToxLoss(-heal_amt * delta_time)
 		for(var/i in C.all_wounds)
 			var/datum/wound/iter_wound = i
-			if(prob(4-iter_wound.severity))
+			if(DT_PROB(2-(iter_wound.severity/2), delta_time))
 				iter_wound.remove_wound()
-	if(!HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION) && prob(4))
+	if(!HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION) && DT_PROB(2, delta_time))
 		playsound(C, pick(spooks), 50, TRUE, 10)
 
 //Congrats you somehow died so hard you stopped being a zombie

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-/mob/living/carbon/Life()
+/mob/living/carbon/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 
 	if(notransform)
 		return
@@ -7,37 +7,34 @@
 		damageoverlaytemp = 0
 		update_damage_hud()
 
-	if(!IS_IN_STASIS(src))
-
+	if(IS_IN_STASIS(src))
+		. = ..()
+	else
 		//Reagent processing needs to come before breathing, to prevent edge cases.
-		handle_organs()
+		handle_organs(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 		. = ..()
-
-		if (QDELETED(src))
+		if(QDELETED(src))
 			return
 
 		if(.) //not dead
-			handle_blood()
+			handle_blood(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 		if(stat != DEAD)
-			handle_brain_damage()
-
-	else
-		. = ..()
+			handle_brain_damage(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	if(stat == DEAD)
 		stop_sound_channel(CHANNEL_HEARTBEAT)
 	else
-		var/bprv = handle_bodyparts()
+		var/bprv = handle_bodyparts(delta_time, times_fired)
 		if(bprv & BODYPART_LIFE_UPDATE_HEALTH)
 			update_stamina() //needs to go before updatehealth to remove stamcrit
 			updatehealth()
 
-	check_cremation()
+	check_cremation(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	//Updates the number of stored chemicals for powers
-	handle_changeling()
+	handle_changeling(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	if(staminaloss) //SKYRAT EDIT ADDITION bEGIN
 		//Stamina regeneration: Regens faster, the more health you have, and the more staminaloss you have
@@ -64,7 +61,7 @@
 	if(mind)
 		for(var/key in mind.addiction_points)
 			var/datum/addiction/addiction = SSaddiction.all_addictions[key]
-			addiction.process_addiction(src)
+			addiction.process_addiction(src, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(stat != DEAD)
 		return 1
 
@@ -73,7 +70,7 @@
 ///////////////
 
 //Start of a breath chain, calls breathe()
-/mob/living/carbon/handle_breathing(times_fired)
+/mob/living/carbon/handle_breathing(delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/next_breath = 4
 	var/obj/item/organ/lungs/L = getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LUNGS)
 	var/obj/item/organ/heart/H = getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_HEART)
@@ -85,7 +82,7 @@
 			next_breath--
 
 	if((times_fired % next_breath) == 0 || failed_last_breath)
-		breathe() //Breathe per 4 ticks if healthy, down to 2 if our lungs or heart are damaged, unless suffocating
+		breathe(delta_time, times_fired) //Breathe per 4 ticks if healthy, down to 2 if our lungs or heart are damaged, unless suffocating
 		if(failed_last_breath)
 			SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "suffocation", /datum/mood_event/suffocation)
 		else
@@ -96,7 +93,7 @@
 			location_as_object.handle_internal_lifeform(src,0)
 
 //Second link in a breath chain, calls check_breath()
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/breathe()
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/breathe(delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/obj/item/organ/lungs = getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LUNGS)
 	if(reagents.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/toxin/lexorin, needs_metabolizing = TRUE))
 		return
@@ -352,12 +349,13 @@
 			if(!.)
 				return FALSE //to differentiate between no internals and active, but empty internals
 
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_blood()
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_blood(delta_time, times_fired)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_bodyparts()
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_bodyparts(delta_time, times_fired)
 	return //SKYRAT EDIT ADDITION
 	/* SKYRAT EDIT REMVOAL
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_bodyparts(delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/stam_regen = FALSE
 	if(stam_regen_start_time <= world.time)
 		stam_regen = TRUE
@@ -368,50 +366,50 @@
 	for(var/I in bodyparts)
 		var/obj/item/bodypart/BP = I
 		if(BP.needs_processing)
-			. |= BP.on_life(stam_regen)
+			. |= BP.on_life(delta_time, times_fired, stam_regen)
 	*/ //SKYRAT EDIT END
 
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_organs()
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_organs(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(stat != DEAD)
 		for(var/organ_slot in GLOB.organ_process_order)
 			var/obj/item/organ/organ = getorganslot(organ_slot)
 			if(organ?.owner) // This exist mostly because reagent metabolization can cause organ reshuffling
-				organ.on_life()
+				organ.on_life(delta_time, times_fired)
 	else
 		if(reagents.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/toxin/formaldehyde, 1)) // No organ decay if the body contains formaldehyde.
 			return
 		for(var/V in internal_organs)
 			var/obj/item/organ/O = V
-			O.on_death() //Needed so organs decay while inside the body.
+			O.on_death(delta_time, times_fired) //Needed so organs decay while inside the body.
 
-/mob/living/carbon/handle_diseases()
+/mob/living/carbon/handle_diseases(delta_time, times_fired)
 	for(var/thing in diseases)
 		var/datum/disease/D = thing
-		if(prob(D.infectivity))
+		if(DT_PROB(D.infectivity, delta_time))
 			D.spread()
 
 		if(stat != DEAD || D.process_dead)
-			D.stage_act()
+			D.stage_act(delta_time, times_fired)
 
-/mob/living/carbon/handle_wounds()
+/mob/living/carbon/handle_wounds(delta_time, times_fired)
 	for(var/thing in all_wounds)
 		var/datum/wound/W = thing
 		if(W.processes) // meh
-			W.handle_process()
+			W.handle_process(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 //todo generalize this and move hud out
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_changeling()
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_changeling(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(mind && hud_used?.lingchemdisplay)
 		var/datum/antagonist/changeling/changeling = mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/changeling)
 		if(changeling)
-			changeling.regenerate()
+			changeling.regenerate(delta_time, times_fired)
 			hud_used.lingchemdisplay.invisibility = 0
 			hud_used.lingchemdisplay.maptext = MAPTEXT("<div align='center' valign='middle' style='position:relative; top:0px; left:6px'><font color='#dd66dd'>[round(changeling.chem_charges)]</font></div>")
 		else
 			hud_used.lingchemdisplay.invisibility = INVISIBILITY_ABSTRACT
 
 
-/mob/living/carbon/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
+/mob/living/carbon/handle_mutations_and_radiation(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(dna?.temporary_mutations.len)
 		for(var/mut in dna.temporary_mutations)
 			if(dna.temporary_mutations[mut] < world.time)
@@ -439,9 +437,9 @@
 			if(HM?.timed)
 				dna.remove_mutation(HM.type)
 
-	radiation -= min(radiation, RAD_LOSS_PER_TICK)
+	radiation = max(radiation - (RAD_LOSS_PER_SECOND * delta_time), 0)
 	if(radiation > RAD_MOB_SAFE)
-		adjustToxLoss(log(radiation-RAD_MOB_SAFE)*RAD_TOX_COEFFICIENT)
+		adjustToxLoss(log(radiation-RAD_MOB_SAFE)*RAD_TOX_COEFFICIENT*delta_time)
 
 
 /*
@@ -465,10 +463,10 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 #define BALLMER_POINTS 5
 
 //this updates all special effects: stun, sleeping, knockdown, druggy, stuttering, etc..
-/mob/living/carbon/handle_status_effects()
+/mob/living/carbon/handle_status_effects(delta_time, times_fired)
 	..()
 
-	var/restingpwr = 1 + 4 * resting
+	var/restingpwr = 0.5 + 2 * resting
 
 	//Dizziness
 	if(dizziness)
@@ -481,7 +479,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 			var/oldsrc = src
 			var/amplitude = dizziness*(sin(dizziness * world.time) + 1) // This shit is annoying at high strength
 			src = null
-			spawn(0)
+			spawn(0) // AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 				if(C)
 					temp = amplitude * sin(saved_dizz * world.time)
 					pixel_x_diff += temp
@@ -502,48 +500,48 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 						C.pixel_x -= pixel_x_diff
 						C.pixel_y -= pixel_y_diff
 			src = oldsrc
-		dizziness = max(dizziness - restingpwr, 0)
+		dizziness = max(dizziness - (restingpwr * delta_time), 0)
 
 	if(drowsyness)
-		drowsyness = max(drowsyness - restingpwr, 0)
-		blur_eyes(2)
-		if(prob(5))
+		drowsyness = max(drowsyness - (restingpwr * delta_time), 0)
+		blur_eyes(1 * delta_time)
+		if(DT_PROB(2.5, delta_time))
 			AdjustSleeping(100)
 
 	//Jitteriness
 	if(jitteriness)
 		do_jitter_animation(jitteriness)
-		jitteriness = max(jitteriness - restingpwr, 0)
+		jitteriness = max(jitteriness - (restingpwr * delta_time), 0)
 		SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "jittery", /datum/mood_event/jittery)
 	else
 		SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "jittery")
 
 	if(stuttering)
-		stuttering = max(stuttering-1, 0)
+		stuttering = max(stuttering - (0.5 * delta_time), 0)
 
 	if(slurring)
-		slurring = max(slurring-1,0)
+		slurring = max(slurring - (0.5 * delta_time),0)
 
 	if(cultslurring)
-		cultslurring = max(cultslurring-1, 0)
+		cultslurring = max(cultslurring - (0.5 * delta_time), 0)
 
 	if(silent)
-		silent = max(silent-1, 0)
+		silent = max(silent - (0.5 * delta_time), 0)
 
 	if(druggy)
-		adjust_drugginess(-1)
+		adjust_drugginess(-0.5 * delta_time)
 
 	if(hallucination)
-		handle_hallucinations()
+		handle_hallucinations(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	if(drunkenness)
-		//drunkenness = max(drunkenness - (drunkenness * 0.04) - 0.01, 0) //ORIGINAL
+		//drunkenness = max(drunkenness - ((0.005 + (drunkenness * 0.02)) * delta_time), 0) //ORIGINAL
 		drunkenness = max(drunkenness - (drunkenness * 0.01) - 0.01, 0) //SKYRAT EDIT CHANGE - booze
 		if(drunkenness >= 6)
 			SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "drunk", /datum/mood_event/drunk)
-			if(prob(25))
+			if(DT_PROB(16, delta_time))
 				slurring += 2
-			jitteriness = max(jitteriness - 3, 0)
+			jitteriness = max(jitteriness - (1.5 * delta_time), 0)
 			throw_alert("drunk", /atom/movable/screen/alert/drunk)
 			sound_environment_override = SOUND_ENVIRONMENT_PSYCHOTIC
 		else
@@ -552,7 +550,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 			sound_environment_override = SOUND_ENVIRONMENT_NONE
 
 		if(drunkenness >= 11 && slurring < 5)
-			slurring += 1.2
+			slurring += 0.6 * delta_time
 
 		if(mind && (mind.assigned_role == "Scientist" || mind.assigned_role == "Research Director"))
 			if(SSresearch.science_tech)
@@ -563,41 +561,41 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 						ballmer_percent = 1
 					else
 						ballmer_percent = (-abs(drunkenness - 13.35) / 0.9) + 1
-					if(prob(5))
+					if(DT_PROB(2.5, delta_time))
 						say(pick_list_replacements(VISTA_FILE, "ballmer_good_msg"), forced = "ballmer")
 					SSresearch.science_tech.add_point_list(list(TECHWEB_POINT_TYPE_GENERIC = BALLMER_POINTS * ballmer_percent))
 				if(drunkenness > 26) // by this point you're into windows ME territory
-					if(prob(5))
+					if(DT_PROB(2.5, delta_time))
 						SSresearch.science_tech.remove_point_list(list(TECHWEB_POINT_TYPE_GENERIC = BALLMER_POINTS))
 						say(pick_list_replacements(VISTA_FILE, "ballmer_windows_me_msg"), forced = "ballmer")
 
 		if(drunkenness >= 41)
-			if(prob(25))
+			if(DT_PROB(16, delta_time))
 				add_confusion(2)
-			Dizzy(10)
+			Dizzy(5 * delta_time)
 
 		if(drunkenness >= 51)
-			if(prob(3))
+			if(DT_PROB(1.5, delta_time))
 				add_confusion(15)
 				vomit() // vomiting clears toxloss, consider this a blessing
-			Dizzy(25)
+			Dizzy(12.5 * delta_time)
 
 		if(drunkenness >= 61)
-			if(prob(50))
+			if(DT_PROB(30, delta_time))
 				blur_eyes(5)
 
 		if(drunkenness >= 71)
-			blur_eyes(5)
+			blur_eyes(2.5 * delta_time)
 
 		if(drunkenness >= 81)
-			adjustToxLoss(1)
-			if(prob(5) && !stat)
+			adjustToxLoss(0.5 * delta_time)
+			if(!stat && DT_PROB(2.5, delta_time))
 				to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>Maybe you should lie down for a bit...</span>")
 
 		if(drunkenness >= 91)
-			adjustToxLoss(1)
-			adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 0.4)
-			if(prob(20) && !stat)
+			adjustToxLoss(0.5 * delta_time)
+			adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 0.2 * delta_time)
+			if(DT_PROB(10, delta_time) && !stat)
 				if(SSshuttle.emergency.mode == SHUTTLE_DOCKED && is_station_level(z)) //QoL mainly
 					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You're so tired... but you can't miss that shuttle...</span>")
 				else
@@ -605,14 +603,14 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 					Sleeping(900)
 
 		if(drunkenness >= 101)
-			adjustToxLoss(2) //Let's be honest you shouldn't be alive by now
+			adjustToxLoss(1 * delta_time) //Let's be honest you shouldn't be alive by now
 
 /// Base carbon environment handler, adds natural stabilization
-/mob/living/carbon/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment)
+/mob/living/carbon/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment, delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/areatemp = get_temperature(environment)
 
 	if(stat != DEAD) // If you are dead your body does not stabilize naturally
-		natural_bodytemperature_stabilization(environment)
+		natural_bodytemperature_stabilization(environment, delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	if(!on_fire || areatemp > bodytemperature) // If we are not on fire or the area is hotter
 		adjust_bodytemperature((areatemp - bodytemperature), use_insulation=TRUE, use_steps=TRUE)
@@ -620,15 +618,17 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 /**
  * Used to stabilize the body temperature back to normal on living mobs
  *
- * vars:
- * * environment The environment gas mix
+ * Arguments:
+ * - [environemnt][/datum/gas_mixture]: The environment gas mix
+ * - delta_time: The amount of time that has elapsed since the last tick
+ * - times_fired: The number of times SSmobs has ticked
  */
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/natural_bodytemperature_stabilization(datum/gas_mixture/environment)
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/natural_bodytemperature_stabilization(datum/gas_mixture/environment, delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/areatemp = get_temperature(environment)
 	var/body_temperature_difference = get_body_temp_normal() - bodytemperature
 	var/natural_change = 0
 
-	// We are very cold, increate body temperature
+	// We are very cold, increase body temperature
 	if(bodytemperature <= BODYTEMP_COLD_DAMAGE_LIMIT)
 		natural_change = max((body_temperature_difference * metabolism_efficiency / BODYTEMP_AUTORECOVERY_DIVISOR), \
 			BODYTEMP_AUTORECOVERY_MINIMUM)
@@ -669,7 +669,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 				natural_change = (1 / (thermal_protection + 1)) * natural_change
 
 	// Apply the natural stabilization changes
-	adjust_bodytemperature(natural_change)
+	adjust_bodytemperature(natural_change * delta_time)
 
 /**
  * Get the insulation that is appropriate to the temperature you're being exposed to.
@@ -772,31 +772,31 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 /////////
 
 ///Decides if the liver is failing or not.
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_liver()
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_liver(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(!dna)
 		return
 	var/obj/item/organ/liver/liver = getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LIVER)
 	if(!liver)
-		liver_failure()
+		liver_failure(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/proc/undergoing_liver_failure()
 	var/obj/item/organ/liver/liver = getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LIVER)
 	if(liver && (liver.organ_flags & ORGAN_FAILING))
 		return TRUE
 
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/liver_failure()
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/liver_failure(delta_time, times_fired)
 	reagents.end_metabolization(src, keep_liverless = TRUE) //Stops trait-based effects on reagents, to prevent permanent buffs
-	reagents.metabolize(src, can_overdose=FALSE, liverless = TRUE)
+	reagents.metabolize(src, delta_time, times_fired, can_overdose=FALSE, liverless = TRUE)
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_STABLELIVER) || HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NOMETABOLISM))
 		return
-	adjustToxLoss(4, TRUE,  TRUE)
-	if(prob(30))
+	adjustToxLoss(2 * delta_time, TRUE,  TRUE)
+	if(DT_PROB(15, delta_time))
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel a stabbing pain in your abdomen!</span>")
 
 /////////////
 //CREMATION//
 /////////////
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/check_cremation()
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/check_cremation(delta_time, times_fired)
 	//Only cremate while actively on fire
 	if(!on_fire)
 		return
@@ -815,7 +815,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 		if(limb)
 			still_has_limbs = TRUE
 			if(limb.get_damage() >= limb.max_damage)
-				limb.cremation_progress += rand(2,5)
+				limb.cremation_progress += rand(1 * delta_time, 2.5 * delta_time)
 				if(limb.cremation_progress >= 100)
 					if(limb.status == BODYPART_ORGANIC) //Non-organic limbs don't burn
 						limb.drop_limb()
@@ -831,7 +831,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	var/obj/item/bodypart/head = get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
 	if(head)
 		if(head.get_damage() >= head.max_damage)
-			head.cremation_progress += rand(2,5)
+			head.cremation_progress += rand(1 * delta_time, 2.5 * delta_time)
 			if(head.cremation_progress >= 100)
 				if(head.status == BODYPART_ORGANIC) //Non-organic limbs don't burn
 					head.drop_limb()
@@ -843,7 +843,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 		return
 
 	//Nothing left: dust the body, drop the items (if they're flammable they'll burn on their own)
-	chest.cremation_progress += rand(2,5)
+	chest.cremation_progress += rand(1 * delta_time, 2.5 * delta_time)
 	if(chest.cremation_progress >= 100)
 		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src]'s body crumbles into a pile of ash!</span>")
 		dust(TRUE, TRUE)
@@ -852,10 +852,10 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 //BRAIN DAMAGE//
 ////////////////
 
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_brain_damage()
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_brain_damage(delta_time, times_fired)
 	for(var/T in get_traumas())
 		var/datum/brain_trauma/BT = T
-		BT.on_life()
+		BT.on_life(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 /////////////////////////////////////
 //MONKEYS WITH TOO MUCH CHOLOESTROL//

code/modules/mob/living/life.dm

@@ -1,7 +1,15 @@
 /// This divisor controls how fast body temperature changes to match the environment
-#define BODYTEMP_DIVISOR 8
+#define BODYTEMP_DIVISOR 16
 
-/mob/living/proc/Life(times_fired)
+/**
+ * Handles the biological and general over-time processes of the mob.
+ *
+ *
+ * Arguments:
+ * - delta_time: The amount of time that has elapsed since this last fired.
+ * - times_fired: The number of times SSmobs has fired
+ */
+/mob/living/proc/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	set waitfor = FALSE
 
 	if (client)
@@ -33,35 +41,35 @@
 
 		if(stat != DEAD)
 			//Mutations and radiation
-			handle_mutations_and_radiation()
+			handle_mutations_and_radiation(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 		if(stat != DEAD)
 			//Breathing, if applicable
-			handle_breathing(times_fired)
+			handle_breathing(delta_time, times_fired)
 
-		handle_diseases()// DEAD check is in the proc itself; we want it to spread even if the mob is dead, but to handle its disease-y properties only if you're not.
+		handle_diseases(delta_time, times_fired)// DEAD check is in the proc itself; we want it to spread even if the mob is dead, but to handle its disease-y properties only if you're not.
 
-		handle_wounds()
+		handle_wounds(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 		if (QDELETED(src)) // diseases can qdel the mob via transformations
 			return
 
 		if(stat != DEAD)
 			//Random events (vomiting etc)
-			handle_random_events()
+			handle_random_events(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 		//Handle temperature/pressure differences between body and environment
 		var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = loc.return_air()
 		if(environment)
-			handle_environment(environment)
+			handle_environment(environment, delta_time, times_fired)
 
-		handle_gravity()
+		handle_gravity(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 		if(stat != DEAD)
-			handle_traits() // eye, ear, brain damages
-			handle_status_effects() //all special effects, stun, knockdown, jitteryness, hallucination, sleeping, etc
+			handle_traits(delta_time, times_fired) // eye, ear, brain damages
+			handle_status_effects(delta_time, times_fired) //all special effects, stun, knockdown, jitteryness, hallucination, sleeping, etc
 
-	handle_fire()
+	handle_fire(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 	if(machine)
 		machine.check_eye(src)
@@ -69,39 +77,40 @@
 	if(stat != DEAD)
 		return 1
 
-/mob/living/proc/handle_breathing(times_fired)
+/mob/living/proc/handle_breathing(delta_time, times_fired)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/proc/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
+/mob/living/proc/handle_mutations_and_radiation(delta_time, times_fired)
 	radiation = 0 //so radiation don't accumulate in simple animals
 	return
 
-/mob/living/proc/handle_diseases()
+/mob/living/proc/handle_diseases(delta_time, times_fired)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/proc/handle_wounds()
+/mob/living/proc/handle_wounds(delta_time, times_fired)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/proc/handle_random_events()
+/mob/living/proc/handle_random_events(delta_time, times_fired)
 	return
 
 // Base mob environment handler for body temperature
-/mob/living/proc/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment)
+/mob/living/proc/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment, delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/loc_temp = get_temperature(environment)
+	var/temp_delta = loc_temp - bodytemperature
 
-	if(loc_temp < bodytemperature) // it is cold here
+	if(temp_delta < 0) // it is cold here
 		if(!on_fire) // do not reduce body temp when on fire
-			adjust_bodytemperature(max((loc_temp - bodytemperature) / BODYTEMP_DIVISOR, BODYTEMP_COOLING_MAX))
+			adjust_bodytemperature(max(max(temp_delta / BODYTEMP_DIVISOR, BODYTEMP_COOLING_MAX) * delta_time, temp_delta))
 	else // this is a hot place
-		adjust_bodytemperature(min((loc_temp - bodytemperature) / BODYTEMP_DIVISOR, BODYTEMP_HEATING_MAX))
+		adjust_bodytemperature(min(min(temp_delta / BODYTEMP_DIVISOR, BODYTEMP_HEATING_MAX) * delta_time, temp_delta))
 
-/mob/living/proc/handle_fire()
+/mob/living/proc/handle_fire(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(fire_stacks < 0) //If we've doused ourselves in water to avoid fire, dry off slowly
-		set_fire_stacks(min(0, fire_stacks + 1)) //So we dry ourselves back to default, nonflammable.
+		set_fire_stacks(min(0, fire_stacks + (0.5 * delta_time))) //So we dry ourselves back to default, nonflammable.
 	if(!on_fire)
 		return TRUE //the mob is no longer on fire, no need to do the rest.
 	if(fire_stacks > 0)
-		adjust_fire_stacks(-0.1) //the fire is slowly consumed
+		adjust_fire_stacks(-0.05 * delta_time) //the fire is slowly consumed
 	else
 		extinguish_mob()
 		return TRUE //mob was put out, on_fire = FALSE via extinguish_mob(), no need to update everything down the chain.
@@ -110,7 +119,7 @@
 		extinguish_mob() //If there's no oxygen in the tile we're on, put out the fire
 		return TRUE
 	var/turf/location = get_turf(src)
-	location.hotspot_expose(700, 50, 1)
+	location.hotspot_expose(700, 25 * delta_time, TRUE)
 
 /**
  * Get the fullness of the mob
@@ -142,28 +151,29 @@
 	return reagents.has_reagent(reagent, amount, needs_metabolizing)
 
 //this updates all special effects: knockdown, druggy, stuttering, etc..
-/mob/living/proc/handle_status_effects()
+/mob/living/proc/handle_status_effects(delta_time, times_fired)
+	return
 
-/mob/living/proc/handle_traits()
+/mob/living/proc/handle_traits(delta_time, times_fired)
 	//Eyes
 	if(eye_blind) //blindness, heals slowly over time
 		if(HAS_TRAIT_FROM(src, TRAIT_BLIND, EYES_COVERED)) //covering your eyes heals blurry eyes faster
-			adjust_blindness(-3)
+			adjust_blindness(-1.5 * delta_time)
 		else if(!stat && !(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_BLIND)))
-			adjust_blindness(-1)
+			adjust_blindness(-0.5 * delta_time)
 	else if(eye_blurry) //blurry eyes heal slowly
-		adjust_blurriness(-1)
+		adjust_blurriness(-0.5 * delta_time)
 
 /mob/living/proc/update_damage_hud()
 	return
 
-/mob/living/proc/handle_gravity()
+/mob/living/proc/handle_gravity(delta_time, times_fired)
 	var/gravity = mob_has_gravity()
 	update_gravity(gravity)
 
 	if(gravity > STANDARD_GRAVITY)
 		gravity_animate()
-		handle_high_gravity(gravity)
+		handle_high_gravity(gravity, delta_time, times_fired)
 
 /mob/living/proc/gravity_animate()
 	if(!get_filter("gravity"))
@@ -175,9 +185,11 @@
 	sleep(10)
 	animate(get_filter("gravity"), y = 0, time = 10)
 
-/mob/living/proc/handle_high_gravity(gravity)
-	if(gravity >= GRAVITY_DAMAGE_TRESHOLD) //Aka gravity values of 3 or more
-		var/grav_stregth = gravity - GRAVITY_DAMAGE_TRESHOLD
-		adjustBruteLoss(min(grav_stregth,3))
+/mob/living/proc/handle_high_gravity(gravity, delta_time, times_fired)
+	if(gravity < GRAVITY_DAMAGE_THRESHOLD) //Aka gravity values of 3 or more
+		return
+
+	var/grav_strength = gravity - GRAVITY_DAMAGE_THRESHOLD
+	adjustBruteLoss(min(GRAVITY_DAMAGE_SCALING * grav_strength, GRAVITY_DAMAGE_MAXIMUM) * delta_time)
 
 #undef BODYTEMP_DIVISOR

code/modules/mob/living/living.dm

@@ -1015,7 +1015,7 @@
 		if(has_gravity == 1)
 			clear_alert("gravity")
 		else
-			if(has_gravity >= GRAVITY_DAMAGE_TRESHOLD)
+			if(has_gravity >= GRAVITY_DAMAGE_THRESHOLD)
 				throw_alert("gravity", /atom/movable/screen/alert/veryhighgravity)
 			else
 				throw_alert("gravity", /atom/movable/screen/alert/highgravity)
@@ -1905,7 +1905,7 @@
 
 	// Trait removal if obese
 	if(HAS_TRAIT_FROM(src, TRAIT_FAT, OBESITY))
-		if(overeatduration >= 100)
+		if(overeatduration >= (200 SECONDS))
 			to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>Your transformation restores your body's natural fitness!</span>")
 
 		REMOVE_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_FAT, OBESITY)

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/life.dm

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-/mob/living/silicon/ai/Life()
+/mob/living/silicon/ai/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if (stat == DEAD)
 		return
 	else //I'm not removing that shitton of tabs, unneeded as they are. -- Urist
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 
 		update_gravity(mob_has_gravity())
 
-		handle_status_effects()
+		handle_status_effects(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 		handle_traits()
 
@@ -29,16 +29,16 @@
 				to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>Your backup battery's output drops below usable levels. It takes only a moment longer for your systems to fail, corrupted and unusable.</span>")
 				adjustOxyLoss(200)
 			else
-				battery --
+				battery--
 		else
 			// Gain Power
 			if (battery < 200)
-				battery ++
+				battery++
 
 		if(!lacks_power())
 			var/area/home = get_area(src)
 			if(home.powered(AREA_USAGE_EQUIP))
-				home.use_power(1000, AREA_USAGE_EQUIP)
+				home.use_power(500 * delta_time, AREA_USAGE_EQUIP)
 
 			if(aiRestorePowerRoutine >= POWER_RESTORATION_SEARCH_APC)
 				ai_restore_power()

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm

@@ -163,11 +163,11 @@
 	aiPDA.ownjob = "pAI Messenger"
 	aiPDA.name = real_name + " (" + aiPDA.ownjob + ")"
 
-/mob/living/silicon/pai/proc/process_hack()
+/mob/living/silicon/pai/proc/process_hack(delta_time, times_fired)
 
 
 	if(hacking_cable && hacking_cable.machine && istype(hacking_cable.machine, /obj/machinery/door) && hacking_cable.machine == hackdoor && get_dist(src, hackdoor) <= 1)
-		hackprogress = clamp(hackprogress + 4, 0, 100)
+		hackprogress = clamp(hackprogress + (2 * delta_time), 0, 100)
 	else
 		temp = "Door Jack: Connection to airlock has been lost. Hack aborted."
 		hackprogress = 0
@@ -293,7 +293,7 @@
 	. = ..()
 	. += "A personal AI in holochassis mode. Its master ID string seems to be [master]."
 
-/mob/living/silicon/pai/Life()
+/mob/living/silicon/pai/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(QDELETED(src) || stat == DEAD)
 		return
@@ -305,8 +305,8 @@
 			if(!QDELETED(card))
 				card.update_appearance()
 		else if(hacking)
-			process_hack()
-	silent = max(silent - 1, 0)
+			process_hack(delta_time, times_fired)
+	silent = max(silent - (0.5 * delta_time), 0)
 
 /mob/living/silicon/pai/updatehealth()
 	if(status_flags & GODMODE)

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/life.dm

@@ -1,25 +1,27 @@
-/mob/living/silicon/robot/Life()
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if (src.notransform)
 		return
 
 	..()
 	handle_robot_hud_updates()
-	handle_robot_cell()
+	handle_robot_cell(delta_time, times_fired)
 
-/mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/handle_robot_cell()
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		if(low_power_mode)
-			if(cell?.charge)
-				low_power_mode = FALSE
-		else if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
-			use_power()
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/handle_robot_cell(delta_time, times_fired)
+	if(stat == DEAD)
+		return
 
-/mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/use_power()
+	if(low_power_mode)
+		if(cell?.charge)
+			low_power_mode = FALSE
+	else if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
+		use_power(delta_time, times_fired)
+
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/use_power(delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(cell?.charge)
 		if(cell.charge <= 100)
 			uneq_all()
-		var/amt = clamp((lamp_enabled * lamp_intensity),1,cell.charge) //Lamp will use a max of 5 charge, depending on brightness of lamp. If lamp is off, borg systems consume 1 point of charge, or the rest of the cell if it's lower than that.
-		cell.use(amt) //Usage table: 1/tick if off/lowest setting, 4 = 4/tick, 6 = 8/tick, 8 = 12/tick, 10 = 16/tick
+		var/amt = clamp(lamp_enabled * lamp_intensity * delta_time, 0.5 * delta_time, cell.charge) //Lamp will use a max of 5 charge, depending on brightness of lamp. If lamp is off, borg systems consume 1 point of charge, or the rest of the cell if it's lower than that.
+		cell.use(amt) //Usage table: 0.5/second if off/lowest setting, 4 = 2/second, 6 = 4/second, 8 = 6/second, 10 = 8/second
 	else
 		uneq_all()
 		low_power_mode = TRUE
@@ -70,12 +72,12 @@
 		throw_alert("charge", /atom/movable/screen/alert/nocell)
 
 //Robots on fire
-/mob/living/silicon/robot/handle_fire()
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/handle_fire(delta_time, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(.) //if the mob isn't on fire anymore
 		return
 	if(fire_stacks > 0)
-		adjust_fire_stacks(-1)
+		adjust_fire_stacks(-0.5 * delta_time)
 	else
 		extinguish_mob()
 		return TRUE

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/silicon.dm

@@ -440,7 +440,7 @@
 /mob/living/silicon/get_inactive_held_item()
 	return FALSE
 
-/mob/living/silicon/handle_high_gravity(gravity)
+/mob/living/silicon/handle_high_gravity(gravity, delta_time, times_fired)
 	return
 
 /mob/living/silicon/rust_heretic_act()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/eldritch_demons.dm

@@ -327,13 +327,13 @@
 	. = ..()
 	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/footstep/rustystep1.ogg', 100, TRUE)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/eldritch/rust_spirit/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/eldritch/rust_spirit/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if(stat == DEAD)
 		return ..()
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
 	if(istype(T,/turf/open/floor/plating/rust))
-		adjustBruteLoss(-3, FALSE)
-		adjustFireLoss(-3, FALSE)
+		adjustBruteLoss(-1.5 * delta_time, FALSE)
+		adjustFireLoss(-1.5 * delta_time, FALSE)
 	return ..()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/eldritch/ash_spirit

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/cat.dm

@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@
 	mob_biotypes = MOB_ORGANIC|MOB_BEAST
 	minbodytemp = 200
 	maxbodytemp = 400
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 1
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 0.5
 	animal_species = /mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat
 	childtype = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/kitten)
 	butcher_results = list(/obj/item/food/meat/slab = 1, /obj/item/organ/ears/cat = 1, /obj/item/organ/tail/cat = 1, /obj/item/stack/sheet/animalhide/cat = 1)
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 	var/turns_since_scan = 0
 	var/mob/living/simple_animal/mouse/movement_target
 	///Limits how often cats can spam chasing mice.
-	var/emote_cooldown = 0
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(emote_cooldown)
 	///Can this cat catch special mice?
 	var/inept_hunter = FALSE
 	gold_core_spawnable = FRIENDLY_SPAWN
@@ -126,7 +126,7 @@
 	Read_Memory()
 	. = ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/runtime/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/runtime/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if(!cats_deployed && SSticker.current_state >= GAME_STATE_SETTING_UP)
 		Deploy_The_Cats()
 	if(!stat && SSticker.current_state == GAME_STATE_FINISHED && !memory_saved)
@@ -202,17 +202,17 @@
 	regenerate_icons()
 
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if(!stat && !buckled && !client)
-		if(prob(1))
+		if(DT_PROB(0.5, delta_time))
 			manual_emote(pick("stretches out for a belly rub.", "wags its tail.", "lies down."))
 			set_resting(TRUE)
-		else if (prob(1))
+		else if(DT_PROB(0.5, delta_time))
 			manual_emote(pick("sits down.", "crouches on its hind legs.", "looks alert."))
 			set_resting(TRUE)
 			icon_state = "[icon_living]_sit"
 			collar_type = "[initial(collar_type)]_sit"
-		else if (prob(1))
+		else if(DT_PROB(0.5, delta_time))
 			if (resting)
 				manual_emote(pick("gets up and meows.", "walks around.", "stops resting."))
 				set_resting(FALSE)
@@ -224,10 +224,10 @@
 		if(!stat && !resting && !buckled)
 			for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/mouse/M in view(1,src))
 				if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal/mouse/brown/tom) && inept_hunter)
-					if (emote_cooldown < (world.time - 600))
+					if(COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, emote_cooldown))
 						visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] chases [M] around, to no avail!</span>")
 						step(M, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
-						emote_cooldown = world.time
+						COOLDOWN_START(src, emote_cooldown, 1 MINUTES)
 					break
 				if(!M.stat && Adjacent(M))
 					manual_emote("splats \the [M]!")
@@ -247,7 +247,7 @@
 	if(!stat && !resting && !buckled)
 		turns_since_scan++
 		if(turns_since_scan > 5)
-			walk_to(src,0)
+			walk_to(src, 0)
 			turns_since_scan = 0
 			if((movement_target) && !(isturf(movement_target.loc) || ishuman(movement_target.loc) ))
 				movement_target = null
@@ -305,12 +305,12 @@
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>Your name is now <b>\"new_name\"</b>!</span>")
 		name = new_name
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/cak/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/cak/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	if(stat)
 		return
 	if(health < maxHealth)
-		adjustBruteLoss(-8) //Fast life regen
+		adjustBruteLoss(-4 * delta_time) //Fast life regen
 	for(var/obj/item/food/donut/D in range(1, src)) //Frosts nearby donuts!
 		if(!D.is_decorated)
 			D.decorate_donut()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/crab.dm

@@ -28,14 +28,14 @@
 	. = ..()
 	ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_VENTCRAWLER_ALWAYS, INNATE_TRAIT)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/crab/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/crab/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	//CRAB movement
 	if(!ckey && !stat)
 		if(isturf(loc) && !resting && !buckled) //This is so it only moves if it's not inside a closet, gentics machine, etc.
 			turns_since_move++
 			if(turns_since_move >= turns_per_move)
-				var/east_vs_west = pick(4,8)
+				var/east_vs_west = pick(4, 8)
 				if(Process_Spacemove(east_vs_west))
 					Move(get_step(src,east_vs_west), east_vs_west)
 					turns_since_move = 0

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/dog.dm

@@ -28,57 +28,60 @@
 	. = ..()
 	add_cell_sample()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 
 	//Feeding, chasing food, FOOOOODDDD
-	if(!stat && !resting && !buckled)
-		turns_since_scan++
-		if(turns_since_scan > 5)
-			turns_since_scan = 0
-			if((movement_target) && !(isturf(movement_target.loc) || ishuman(movement_target.loc) ))
-				movement_target = null
-				stop_automated_movement = FALSE
-			if( !movement_target || !(movement_target.loc in oview(src, 3)) )
-				movement_target = null
-				stop_automated_movement = FALSE
-				for(var/obj/item/potential_snack in oview(src,3))
-					if(IS_EDIBLE(potential_snack) && (isturf(potential_snack.loc) || ishuman(potential_snack.loc)))
-						movement_target = potential_snack
-						break
-			if(movement_target)
-				stop_automated_movement = TRUE
-				step_to(src,movement_target,1)
-				sleep(3)
-				step_to(src,movement_target,1)
-				sleep(3)
-				step_to(src,movement_target,1)
+	if(stat || resting || buckled)
+		return
 
-				if(movement_target) //Not redundant due to sleeps, Item can be gone in 6 decisecomds
-					var/turf/T = get_turf(movement_target)
-					if(!T)
-						return
-					if (T.x < src.x)
-						setDir(WEST)
-					else if (T.x > src.x)
-						setDir(EAST)
-					else if (T.y < src.y)
-						setDir(SOUTH)
-					else if (T.y > src.y)
-						setDir(NORTH)
-					else
-						setDir(SOUTH)
+	turns_since_scan++
+	if(turns_since_scan > 5)
+		turns_since_scan = 0
+		if((movement_target) && !(isturf(movement_target.loc) || ishuman(movement_target.loc)))
+			movement_target = null
+			stop_automated_movement = FALSE
+		if(!movement_target || !(movement_target.loc in oview(src, 3)))
+			movement_target = null
+			stop_automated_movement = FALSE
+			for(var/obj/item/potential_snack in oview(src,3))
+				if(IS_EDIBLE(potential_snack) && (isturf(potential_snack.loc) || ishuman(potential_snack.loc)))
+					movement_target = potential_snack
+					break
 
-					if(!Adjacent(movement_target)) //can't reach food through windows.
-						return
+	if(movement_target)
+		stop_automated_movement = TRUE
+		step_to(src, movement_target, 1)
+		sleep(3)
+		step_to(src, movement_target, 1)
+		sleep(3)
+		step_to(src, movement_target, 1)
 
-					if(isturf(movement_target.loc))
-						movement_target.attack_animal(src)
-					else if(ishuman(movement_target.loc) )
-						if(prob(20))
-							manual_emote("stares at [movement_target.loc]'s [movement_target] with a sad puppy-face")
+		if(movement_target) //Not redundant due to sleeps, Item can be gone in 6 decisecomds
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(movement_target)
+			if(!T)
+				return
+			if(T.x < src.x)
+				setDir(WEST)
+			else if (T.x > src.x)
+				setDir(EAST)
+			else if (T.y < src.y)
+				setDir(SOUTH)
+			else if (T.y > src.y)
+				setDir(NORTH)
+			else
+				setDir(SOUTH)
 
-		if(prob(1))
+			if(!Adjacent(movement_target)) //can't reach food through windows.
+				return
+
+			if(isturf(movement_target.loc))
+				movement_target.attack_animal(src)
+			else if(ishuman(movement_target.loc))
+				if(DT_PROB(10, delta_time))
+					manual_emote("stares at [movement_target.loc]'s [movement_target] with a sad puppy-face")
+
+		if(DT_PROB(0.5, delta_time))
 			manual_emote(pick("dances around.","chases its tail!"))
 			INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/dance_rotate, src)
 
@@ -448,7 +451,7 @@
 		desc = "At a ripe old age of [record_age], Ian's not as spry as he used to be, but he'll always be the HoP's beloved corgi." //RIP
 		turns_per_move = 20
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/ian/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/ian/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	if(!stat && SSticker.current_state == GAME_STATE_FINISHED && !memory_saved)
 		Write_Memory(FALSE)
 		memory_saved = TRUE
@@ -519,7 +522,7 @@
 	unique_pet = TRUE
 	held_state = "narsian"
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/narsie/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/narsie/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/P in range(1, src))
 		if(P != src && !istype(P,/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/narsie))
@@ -656,7 +659,6 @@
 		return
 	..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/lisa/Life()
-	..()
-
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/lisa/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
+	. = ..()
 	make_babies()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/farm_animals.dm

@@ -46,26 +46,29 @@
 	udder = null
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/goat/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/goat/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(.)
 		//chance to go crazy and start wacking stuff
-		if(!enemies.len && prob(1))
+		if(!enemies.len && DT_PROB(0.5, delta_time))
 			Retaliate()
 
-		if(enemies.len && prob(10))
+		if(enemies.len && DT_PROB(5, delta_time))
 			enemies = list()
 			LoseTarget()
 			src.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] calms down.</span>")
-	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
-		udder.generateMilk()
-		eat_plants()
-		if(!pulledby)
-			for(var/direction in shuffle(list(1,2,4,8,5,6,9,10)))
-				var/step = get_step(src, direction)
-				if(step)
-					if(locate(/obj/structure/spacevine) in step || locate(/obj/structure/glowshroom) in step)
-						Move(step, get_dir(src, step))
+	if(stat != CONSCIOUS)
+		return
+
+	udder.generateMilk()
+	eat_plants()
+	if(pulledby)
+		return
+
+	for(var/direction in shuffle(list(1,2,4,8,5,6,9,10)))
+		var/step = get_step(src, direction)
+		if(step && ((locate(/obj/structure/spacevine) in step) || (locate(/obj/structure/glowshroom) in step)))
+			Move(step, get_dir(src, step))
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/goat/Retaliate()
 	..()
@@ -173,7 +176,7 @@
 	buckle_lying = 0
 	AddElement(/datum/element/ridable, /datum/component/riding/creature/cow)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/cow/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/cow/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
 		udder.generateMilk()
@@ -277,17 +280,17 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/chick/add_cell_sample()
 	AddElement(/datum/element/swabable, CELL_LINE_TABLE_CHICKEN, CELL_VIRUS_TABLE_GENERIC_MOB, 1, 5)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/chick/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/chick/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. =..()
 	if(!.)
 		return
 	if(!stat && !ckey)
-		amount_grown += rand(1,2)
+		amount_grown += rand(0.5 * delta_time, 1 * delta_time)
 		if(amount_grown >= 100)
 			new /mob/living/simple_animal/chicken(src.loc)
 			qdel(src)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/chick/holo/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/chick/holo/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	amount_grown = 0
 
@@ -366,16 +369,16 @@
 	else
 		..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/chicken/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/chicken/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. =..()
 	if(!.)
 		return
-	if((!stat && prob(3) && eggsleft > 0) && egg_type)
+	if((!stat && DT_PROB(1.5, delta_time) && eggsleft > 0) && egg_type)
 		visible_message("<span class='alertalien'>[src] [pick(layMessage)]</span>")
 		eggsleft--
 		var/obj/item/E = new egg_type(get_turf(src))
-		E.pixel_x = rand(-6,6)
-		E.pixel_y = rand(-6,6)
+		E.pixel_x = rand(-6, 6)
+		E.pixel_y = rand(-6, 6)
 		if(eggsFertile)
 			if(chicken_count < MAX_CHICKENS && prob(25))
 				START_PROCESSING(SSobj, E)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/guardian.dm

@@ -169,7 +169,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(parasites) //all currently existing/living guardians
 	visible_message("<span class='notice'>Your new name <span class='name'>[new_name]</span> anchors itself in your mind.</span>")
 	fully_replace_character_name(null, new_name)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/Life() //Dies if the summoner dies
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired) //Dies if the summoner dies
 	. = ..()
 	update_health_hud() //we need to update all of our health displays to match our summoner and we can't practically give the summoner a hook to do it
 	med_hud_set_health()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/assassin.dm

@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 	. = ..()
 	stealthcooldown = 0
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/assassin/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/assassin/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	updatestealthalert()
 	if(loc == summoner && toggle)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/charger.dm

@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 	var/charging = 0
 	var/atom/movable/screen/alert/chargealert
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/charger/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/charger/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(ranged_cooldown <= world.time)
 		if(!chargealert)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/fire.dm

@@ -14,11 +14,11 @@
 	carp_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>CARP CARP CARP! You caught one! OH GOD, EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE. Except you and the fish.</span>"
 	miner_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>You encounter... Plasma, the bringer of fire.</span>"
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/fire/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/fire/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(summoner)
 		summoner.extinguish_mob()
-		summoner.adjust_fire_stacks(-20)
+		summoner.adjust_fire_stacks(-10 * delta_time)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/fire/AttackingTarget()
 	. = ..()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear.dm

@@ -147,11 +147,11 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear/butter/add_cell_sample()
 	return //You cannot grow a real bear from butter.
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear/butter/Life() //Heals butter bear really fast when he takes damage.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear/butter/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired) //Heals butter bear really fast when he takes damage.
 	if(stat)
 		return
 	if(health < maxHealth)
-		heal_overall_damage(10) //Fast life regen, makes it hard for you to get eaten to death.
+		heal_overall_damage(5 * delta_time) //Fast life regen, makes it hard for you to get eaten to death.
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear/butter/attack_hand(mob/living/user, list/modifiers) //Borrowed code from Cak, feeds people if they hit you. More nutriment but less vitamin to represent BUTTER.
 	..()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp.dm

@@ -116,7 +116,7 @@
 		adjustBruteLoss(5)
 		qdel(tasty_plastic)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
 		chomp_plastic()
@@ -214,10 +214,10 @@
 	can_buckle = TRUE
 	buckle_lying = 0
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/megacarp/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/megacarp/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(regen_cooldown < world.time)
-		heal_overall_damage(4)
+		heal_overall_damage(2 * delta_time)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/cayenne
 	name = "Cayenne"

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/cat_butcher.dm

@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
 	mob_biotypes = MOB_ORGANIC|MOB_HUMANOID
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/corpse/cat_butcher, /obj/item/circular_saw)
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 5, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 1, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 5, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 15
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 7.5
 	faction = list("hostile")
 	check_friendly_fire = 1
 	status_flags = CANPUSH

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider.dm

@@ -55,8 +55,8 @@
 	maxHealth = 80
 	health = 80
 	damage_coeff = list(BRUTE = 1, BURN = 1, TOX = 1, CLONE = 1, STAMINA = 1, OXY = 1)
-	unsuitable_cold_damage = 20
-	unsuitable_heat_damage = 20
+	unsuitable_cold_damage = 10
+	unsuitable_heat_damage = 10
 	obj_damage = 30
 	melee_damage_lower = 20
 	melee_damage_upper = 25

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/goose.dm

@@ -156,11 +156,11 @@
 	else
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/suffocate), 300)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/goose/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/goose/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(choking && !stat)
 		do_jitter_animation(50)
-		if(prob(20))
+		if(DT_PROB(10, delta_time))
 			emote("gasp")
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/goose/proc/suffocate()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/headcrab.dm

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-#define EGG_INCUBATION_TIME 120
+#define EGG_INCUBATION_TIME 4 MINUTES
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/headcrab
 	name = "headslug"
@@ -57,11 +57,11 @@
 	name = "changeling egg"
 	desc = "Twitching and disgusting."
 	var/datum/mind/origin
-	var/time
+	var/time = 0
 
-/obj/item/organ/body_egg/changeling_egg/egg_process()
+/obj/item/organ/body_egg/changeling_egg/egg_process(delta_time, times_fired)
 	// Changeling eggs grow in dead people
-	time++
+	time += delta_time
 	if(time >= EGG_INCUBATION_TIME)
 		Pop()
 		Remove(owner)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hostile.dm

@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@
 	targets_from = null
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!.) //dead
 		walk(src, 0) //stops walking

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/illusion.dm

@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
 	deathmessage = "vanishes into thin air! It was a fake!"
 
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/illusion/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/illusion/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	if(world.time > life_span)
 		death()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper.dm

@@ -116,9 +116,9 @@
 	taste_description = "french cuisine"
 	taste_mult = 1.3
 
-/datum/reagent/toxin/leaper_venom/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+/datum/reagent/toxin/leaper_venom/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M, delta_time, times_fired)
 	if(volume >= 10)
-		M.adjustToxLoss(5, 0)
+		M.adjustToxLoss(5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER * delta_time, 0)
 	..()
 
 /obj/effect/temp_visual/leaper_crush
@@ -172,7 +172,7 @@
 		if(!hopping)
 			Hop()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	update_icons()
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/mega_arachnid.dm

@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@
 
 	footstep_type = FOOTSTEP_MOB_CLAW
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/mega_arachnid/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/mega_arachnid/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	if(target && ranged_cooldown > world.time && iscarbon(target))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/C = target

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/bubblegum.dm

@@ -550,7 +550,7 @@ Difficulty: Hard
 	if(istype(mover, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/bubblegum)) // hallucinations should not be stopping bubblegum or eachother
 		return TRUE
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/bubblegum/hallucination/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/bubblegum/hallucination/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	return
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/bubblegum/hallucination/adjustBruteLoss(amount, updating_health = TRUE, forced = FALSE)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/hierophant.dm

@@ -380,7 +380,7 @@ Difficulty: Hard
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/hierophant/proc/burst(turf/original, spread_speed)
 	hierophant_burst(src, original, burst_range, spread_speed)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/hierophant/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/hierophant/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(. && spawned_beacon && !QDELETED(spawned_beacon) && !client)
 		if(target || loc == spawned_beacon.loc)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/swarmer.dm

@@ -75,7 +75,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(AISwarmerCapsByType, list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/swa
 		step(R, ddir) //Step the swarmers, instead of spawning them there, incase the turf is solid
 
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/swarmer_swarm_beacon/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/swarmer_swarm_beacon/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(.)
 		var/createtype = GetUncappedAISwarmerType()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/wendigo.dm

@@ -115,7 +115,7 @@ Difficulty: Hard
 		if(3)
 			disorienting_scream()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/wendigo/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/wendigo/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!.)
 		return

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic.dm

@@ -116,10 +116,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(protected_objects, list(/obj/structure/table, /obj/structure/ca
 		overlay_googly_eyes = FALSE
 	CopyObject(copy, creator, destroy_original)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	if(idledamage && !target && !ckey) //Objects eventually revert to normal if no one is around to terrorize
-		adjustBruteLoss(1)
+		adjustBruteLoss(0.5 * delta_time)
 	for(var/mob/living/M in contents) //a fix for animated statues from the flesh to stone spell
 		death()
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/basilisk.dm

@@ -120,7 +120,7 @@
 	search_objects = 1
 	wanted_objects = list(/obj/item/pen/survival, /obj/item/stack/ore/diamond)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/basilisk/watcher/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/basilisk/watcher/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
 		consume_bait()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/elites/goliath_broodmother.dm

@@ -97,7 +97,7 @@
 		if(CALL_CHILDREN)
 			call_children()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/elite/broodmother/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/elite/broodmother/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!.) //Checks if they are dead as a rock.
 		return

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/elites/pandora.dm

@@ -95,7 +95,7 @@
 		if(AOE_SQUARES)
 			aoe_squares(target)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/elite/pandora/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/elite/pandora/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(health >= maxHealth * 0.5)
 		cooldown_time = 2 SECONDS

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/goliath.dm

@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@
 
 	footstep_type = FOOTSTEP_MOB_HEAVY
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	handle_preattack()
 
@@ -150,7 +150,7 @@
 	var/turf/last_location
 	var/tentacle_recheck_cooldown = 100
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/beast/ancient/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/beast/ancient/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!.) // dead
 		return

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/gutlunch.dm

@@ -114,7 +114,7 @@
 	name = "guthen"
 	gender = FEMALE
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/gutlunch/guthen/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/gutlunch/guthen/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	if(udder.reagents.total_volume == udder.reagents.maximum_volume) //Only breed when we're full.
 		make_babies()
@@ -138,7 +138,7 @@
 	resize = 0.45
 	update_transform()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/gutlunch/grublunch/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/gutlunch/grublunch/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	growth++
 	if(growth > 50) //originally used a timer for this but was more problem that it's worth.

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/hivelord.dm

@@ -188,7 +188,7 @@
 	var/can_infest_dead = FALSE
 
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/hivelordbrood/legion/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/hivelordbrood/legion/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(stat == DEAD || !isturf(loc))
 		return

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/ice demon.dm

@@ -67,11 +67,11 @@
 	SLEEP_CHECK_DEATH(8)
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/ice_demon/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/ice_demon/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!. || target)
 		return
-	adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.025)
+	adjustHealth(-0.0125 * maxHealth * delta_time)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/ice_demon/death(gibbed)
 	move_force = MOVE_FORCE_DEFAULT

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/ice whelp.dm

@@ -44,11 +44,11 @@
 	var/list/burn_turfs = getline(src, T) - get_turf(src)
 	dragon_fire_line(src, burn_turfs)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/ice_whelp/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/ice_whelp/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!. || target)
 		return
-	adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.025)
+	adjustHealth(-0.0125 * maxHealth * delta_time)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/ice_whelp/death(gibbed)
 	move_force = MOVE_FORCE_DEFAULT

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/polarbear.dm

@@ -45,11 +45,11 @@
 		aggressive_message_said = TRUE
 	rapid_melee = 2
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/polarbear/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/polarbear/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!. || target)
 		return
-	adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.025)
+	adjustHealth(-0.0125 * maxHealth * delta_time)
 	aggressive_message_said = FALSE
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/polarbear/death(gibbed)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/wolf.dm

@@ -52,9 +52,9 @@
 		retreat_message_said = TRUE
 	retreat_distance = 30
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/wolf/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/wolf/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!. || target)
 		return
-	adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.025)
+	adjustHealth(-0.0125 * maxHealth * delta_time)
 	retreat_message_said = FALSE

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom.dm

@@ -47,10 +47,10 @@
 	else
 		. += "<span class='info'>It looks like it's been roughed up.</span>"
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	if(!stat)//Mushrooms slowly regenerate if conscious, for people who want to save them from being eaten
-		adjustBruteLoss(-2)
+		adjustBruteLoss(-1 * delta_time)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom/Initialize()//Makes every shroom a little unique
 	melee_damage_lower += rand(3, 5)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/nanotrasen.dm

@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
 	combat_mode = TRUE
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/corpse/nanotrasensoldier)
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 5, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 1, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 5, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 15
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 7.5
 	faction = list(ROLE_DEATHSQUAD)
 	check_friendly_fire = TRUE
 	status_flags = CANPUSH

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld.dm

@@ -115,11 +115,11 @@
 	var/chosen_sound = pick(migo_sounds)
 	playsound(src, chosen_sound, 50, TRUE)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld/migo/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld/migo/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	if(stat)
 		return
-	if(prob(10))
+	if(DT_PROB(5, delta_time))
 		var/chosen_sound = pick(migo_sounds)
 		playsound(src, chosen_sound, 50, TRUE)
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/ooze.dm

@@ -58,7 +58,7 @@
 	eat_atom(A)
 
 ///Handles nutrition gain/loss of mob and also makes it take damage if it's too low on nutrition, only happens for sentient mobs.
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/ooze/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/ooze/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 
 	if(!mind && stat != DEAD)//no mind no change
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@
 	//Eat a bit of all the reagents we have. Gaining nutrition for actual nutritional ones.
 	for(var/i in reagents.reagent_list)
 		var/datum/reagent/reagent = i
-		var/consumption_amount = min(reagents.get_reagent_amount(reagent.type), ooze_metabolism_modifier * REAGENTS_METABOLISM)
+		var/consumption_amount = min(reagents.get_reagent_amount(reagent.type), ooze_metabolism_modifier * REAGENTS_METABOLISM * delta_time)
 		if(istype(reagent, /datum/reagent/consumable))
 			var/datum/reagent/consumable/consumable = reagent
 			nutrition_change += consumption_amount * consumable.nutriment_factor
@@ -77,7 +77,7 @@
 	adjust_ooze_nutrition(nutrition_change)
 
 	if(ooze_nutrition <= 0)
-		adjustBruteLoss(0.5)
+		adjustBruteLoss(0.25 * delta_time)
 
 ///Returns whether or not the supplied movable atom is edible.
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/ooze/proc/check_edible(atom/movable/potential_food)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pirate.dm

@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 	attack_sound = 'sound/weapons/punch1.ogg'
 	combat_mode = TRUE
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 5, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 1, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 5, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 15
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 7.5
 	speak_emote = list("yarrs")
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/corpse/pirate,
 			/obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/pirate)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm

@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@
 	..()
 	playsound(loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, TRUE)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
 	if(banana_time && banana_time < world.time)
 		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/spaceman.dm

@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
 	combat_mode = TRUE
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/corpse/nanotrasensoldier)
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 5, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 1, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 5, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 15
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 7.5
 	status_flags = CANPUSH
 	search_objects = 1
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/russian.dm

@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/corpse/russian,
 				/obj/item/kitchen/knife)
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 5, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 1, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 5, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 15
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 7.5
 	faction = list("russian")
 	status_flags = CANPUSH
 	del_on_death = 1

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/skeleton.dm

@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
 	attack_verb_simple = "slash"
 	attack_sound = 'sound/hallucinations/growl1.ogg'
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 10
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 5
 	robust_searching = 1
 	stat_attack = HARD_CRIT
 	faction = list("skeleton")

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/space_dragon.dm

@@ -98,9 +98,9 @@
 		color_selection()
 
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/space_dragon/Life(mapload)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/space_dragon/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
-	tiredness = max(tiredness - 1, 0)
+	tiredness = max(tiredness - (0.5 * delta_time), 0)
 	for(var/mob/living/consumed_mob in src)
 		if(consumed_mob.stat == DEAD)
 			continue

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue.dm

@@ -82,7 +82,7 @@
 		return
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
 	if(!client && target) // If we have a target and we're AI controlled
 		var/mob/watching = can_be_seen()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/stickman.dm

@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
 	attack_sound = 'sound/weapons/punch1.ogg'
 	combat_mode = TRUE
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 5, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 1, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 5, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 15
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 7.5
 	faction = list("hostile","stickman")
 	check_friendly_fire = 1
 	status_flags = CANPUSH

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/syndicate.dm

@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@
 	combat_mode = TRUE
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/corpse/syndicatesoldier)
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 5, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 1, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 5, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 15
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 7.5
 	faction = list(ROLE_SYNDICATE)
 	check_friendly_fire = 1
 	status_flags = CANPUSH

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/tree.dm

@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@
 	taunt_chance = 20
 
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 2, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
-	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 5
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 2.5
 	minbodytemp = 0
 	maxbodytemp = 1200
 
@@ -49,17 +49,19 @@
 	. = ..()
 	add_cell_sample()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/tree/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/tree/Life(delta_time = SSMOBS_DT, times_fired)
 	..()
-	if(is_tree && isopenturf(loc))
-		var/turf/open/T = src.loc
-		if(T.air && T.air.gases[/datum/gas/carbon_dioxide])
-			var/co2 = T.air.gases[/datum/gas/carbon_dioxide][MOLES]
-			if(co2 > 0)
-				if(prob(25))
-					var/amt = min(co2, 9)
-					T.air.gases[/datum/gas/carbon_dioxide][MOLES] -= amt
-					T.atmos_spawn_air("o2=[amt]")
+	if(!is_tree || !isopenturf(loc))
+		return
+	var/turf/open/T = src.loc
+	if(!T.air || !T.air.gases[/datum/gas/carbon_dioxide])
+		return
+
+	var/co2 = T.air.gases[/datum/gas/carbon_dioxide][MOLES]
+	if(co2 > 0 && DT_PROB(13, delta_time))
+		var/amt = min(co2, 9)
+		T.air.gases[/datum/gas/carbon_dioxide][MOLES] -= amt
+		T.atmos_spawn_air("o2=[amt]")
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/tree/AttackingTarget()
 	. = ..()