diff --git a/code/datums/components/squeak.dm b/code/datums/components/squeak.dm
index ec900943997..60d4858c050 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/squeak.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/squeak.dm
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@
 			RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ITEM_ATTACK_SELF, PROC_REF(use_squeak))
 			RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ITEM_EQUIPPED, PROC_REF(on_equip))
 			RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ITEM_DROPPED, PROC_REF(on_drop))
-			if(istype(parent, /obj/item/clothing/shoes))
+			if(istype(parent, /obj/item/clothing))
 				RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_SHOES_STEP_ACTION, PROC_REF(step_squeak))
 		else if(isstructure(parent))
 			RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ATOM_ATTACK_HAND, PROC_REF(use_squeak))
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 		else
 			playsound(parent, pick_weight(override_squeak_sounds), volume, TRUE, sound_extra_range, sound_falloff_exponent, falloff_distance = sound_falloff_distance)
 
-/datum/component/squeak/proc/step_squeak(obj/item/clothing/shoes/source)
+/datum/component/squeak/proc/step_squeak(obj/item/clothing/source)
 	SIGNAL_HANDLER
 
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/owner = source.loc
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/mail.dm b/code/game/objects/items/mail.dm
index d8659732e24..538656dd49e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/mail.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/mail.dm
@@ -199,6 +199,10 @@
 				var/quirk_goodie = pick(quirk.mail_goodies)
 				goodies[quirk_goodie] = 5
 
+		if(LAZYLEN(GLOB.holiday_mail))
+			var/holiday_goodie = pick(GLOB.holiday_mail)
+			goodies[holiday_goodie] = 5
+
 	for(var/iterator in 1 to goodie_count)
 		var/target_good = pick_weight(goodies)
 		var/atom/movable/target_atom = new target_good(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/whoopee.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/whoopee.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..fcf7040ef5e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/whoopee.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+/// Whoopee cushion for the april fools mail pool
+/// I fear what would happen if this were to be released outside of april fools but there's a `check_holidays()` in there just in case
+/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/whoopee
+	name = "whoopee cushion"
+	desc = "A relic of archaic humor technology."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/holiday/holiday_misc.dmi'
+	icon_state = "whoopee"
+	inhand_icon_state = null
+	force = 0
+	throwforce = 0
+	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_range = 5
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	attack_verb_continuous = list("pranks", "braps", "farts")
+	attack_verb_simple = list("prank", "brap", "fart")
+	resistance_flags = NONE
+	/// The totally classic sounds it makes
+	var/list/fecal_funnies = list(
+		'sound/effects/brap/brap1.ogg'=1,
+		'sound/effects/brap/brap2.ogg'=1,
+		'sound/effects/brap/brap3.ogg'=1,
+		'sound/effects/brap/brap4.ogg'=1,
+		)
+	/// The amount of steps that it takes for the sound to play. On april fools this gets lowered to 1 (same # as clown shoes)
+	var/step_delay = 10
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/whoopee/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	if(check_holidays(APRIL_FOOLS))
+		step_delay = 1
+	LoadComponent(/datum/component/squeak, fecal_funnies, 50, falloff_exponent = 20, step_delay_override = step_delay)
diff --git a/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm b/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm
index df760526a8f..fcbc2ae4710 100644
--- a/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm
+++ b/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm
@@ -1,3 +1,6 @@
+/// List of all holiday-related mail. Do not edit this directly, instead add to var/list/holiday_mail
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(holiday_mail, list())
+
 /datum/holiday
 	///Name of the holiday itself. Visible to players.
 	var/name = "If you see this the holiday calendar code is broken"
@@ -20,8 +23,10 @@
 	var/list/timezones = list(TIMEZONE_LINT, TIMEZONE_UTC, TIMEZONE_ANYWHERE_ON_EARTH)
 	///If this is defined, drones/assistants without a default hat will spawn with this item in their head clothing slot.
 	var/obj/item/holiday_hat
-	///When this holiday is active, does this prevent mail from arriving to cargo? Try not to use this for longer holidays.
-	var/mail_holiday = FALSE
+	///When this holiday is active, does this prevent mail from arriving to cargo? Overrides var/list/holiday_mail. Try not to use this for longer holidays.
+	var/no_mail_holiday = FALSE
+	/// The list of items we add to the mail pool. Can either be a weighted list or a normal list. Leave empty for nothing.
+	var/list/holiday_mail = list()
 	var/poster_name = "generic celebration poster"
 	var/poster_desc = "A poster for celebrating some holiday. Unfortunately, its unfinished, so you can't see what the holiday is."
 	var/poster_icon = "holiday_unfinished"
@@ -32,8 +37,10 @@
 
 // This proc gets run before the game starts when the holiday is activated. Do festive shit here.
 /datum/holiday/proc/celebrate()
-	if(mail_holiday)
+	if(no_mail_holiday)
 		SSeconomy.mail_blocked = TRUE
+	if(LAZYLEN(holiday_mail) && !no_mail_holiday)
+		GLOB.holiday_mail += holiday_mail
 	return
 
 // When the round starts, this proc is ran to get a text message to display to everyone to wish them a happy holiday
@@ -158,6 +165,11 @@
 	poster_name = "lovey poster"
 	poster_desc = "A poster celebrating all the relationships built today. Of course, you probably don't have one."
 	poster_icon = "holiday_love"
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/food/bonbon/chocolate_truffle,
+		/obj/item/food/candyheart,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/rose,
+		)
 
 /datum/holiday/valentines/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Love","Amore","Single","Smootch","Hug")
@@ -170,6 +182,12 @@
 	poster_name = "station birthday poster"
 	poster_desc = "A poster celebrating another year of the station's operation. Why anyone would be happy to be here is byond you."
 	poster_icon = "holiday_cake" // is a lie
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/party_horn,
+		/obj/item/food/cakeslice/birthday,
+		/obj/item/sparkler,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/party_poppers,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/birthday/greet()
 	var/game_age = text2num(time2text(world.timeofday, "YYYY", world.timezone)) - 2003
@@ -223,6 +241,19 @@
 	poster_name = "pi day poster"
 	poster_desc = "A poster celebrating the 3.141529th day of the year. At least theres free pie."
 	poster_icon = "holiday_pi"
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/apple,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/bacid_pie,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/blumpkin,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/cherry,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/frenchsilk,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/frostypie,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/meatpie,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/pumpkin,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/shepherds_pie,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/tofupie,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/xemeatpie,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/pi/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Sine","Cosine","Tangent","Secant", "Cosecant", "Cotangent")
@@ -238,6 +269,11 @@
 		COLOR_IRISH_ORANGE,
 	)
 	holiday_pattern = PATTERN_VERTICAL_STRIPE
+	/// Could we settle this over a pint?
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/bottle/ale,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/drinkingglass/filled/irish_cream,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/no_this_is_patrick/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Blarney","Green","Leprechaun","Booze")
@@ -253,6 +289,10 @@
 	begin_day = 1
 	end_day = 2
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/chameleon/broken
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/whoopee,
+		/obj/item/grown/bananapeel/gros_michel,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/april_fools/celebrate()
 	. = ..()
@@ -285,6 +325,7 @@
 		COLOR_ETHIOPIA_YELLOW,
 		COLOR_ETHIOPIA_RED,
 	)
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/cigarette/rollie/cannabis)
 
 /datum/holiday/fourtwenty/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Snoop","Blunt","Toke","Dank","Cheech","Chong")
@@ -293,6 +334,7 @@
 	name = "National Tea Day"
 	begin_day = 21
 	begin_month = APRIL
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/mug/tea)
 
 /datum/holiday/tea/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Crumpet","Assam","Oolong","Pu-erh","Sweet Tea","Green","Black")
@@ -319,7 +361,7 @@
 	begin_day = 1
 	begin_month = MAY
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/utility/hardhat
-	mail_holiday = TRUE
+	no_mail_holiday = TRUE
 
 //Draconic Day is celebrated on May 3rd, the date on which the Draconic language was merged (#26780)
 /datum/holiday/draconic_day
@@ -338,6 +380,7 @@
 	begin_day = 4
 	begin_month = MAY
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/utility/hardhat/red
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/extinguisher/mini)
 
 /datum/holiday/firefighter/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Burning","Blazing","Plasma","Fire")
@@ -346,6 +389,12 @@
 	name = "Bee Day"
 	begin_day = 20
 	begin_month = MAY
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/bee_costume,
+		/obj/item/food/honeycomb,
+		/obj/item/food/monkeycube/bee,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/beeplushie,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/bee/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Bee","Honey","Hive","Africanized","Mead","Buzz")
@@ -373,6 +422,10 @@
 	begin_day = 17
 	end_day = 17
 	begin_month = JUNE
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/trash/garbage,
+		/obj/item/storage/bag/trash,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/summersolstice
 	name = "Summer Solstice"
@@ -394,6 +447,20 @@
 		COLOR_PRIDE_ORANGE,
 		COLOR_PRIDE_RED,
 	)
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/rainbow,
+		/obj/item/clothing/accessory/pride,
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/rainbow,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/garland/rainbowbunch,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/rainbow,
+		/obj/item/clothing/shoes/sneakers/rainbow,
+		/obj/item/clothing/under/color/jumpskirt/rainbow,
+		/obj/item/clothing/under/color/rainbow,
+		/obj/item/food/egg/rainbow,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/rainbow_flower,
+		/obj/item/food/snowcones/rainbow,
+		/obj/item/toy/crayon/rainbow,
+	)
 
 // JULY
 
@@ -402,12 +469,23 @@
 	begin_day = 1
 	begin_month = JULY
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/costume/nursehat
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/gauze,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/ointment,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/bandages,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/ufo
 	name = "UFO Day"
 	begin_day = 2
 	begin_month = JULY
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/xenom
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/abductor,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/abductor/agent,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/rouny,
+		/obj/item/toy/toy_xeno,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/ufo/getStationPrefix() //Is such a thing even possible?
 	return pick("Ayy","Truth","Tsoukalos","Mulder","Scully") //Yes it is!
@@ -417,7 +495,7 @@
 	timezones = list(TIMEZONE_EDT, TIMEZONE_CDT, TIMEZONE_MDT, TIMEZONE_MST, TIMEZONE_PDT, TIMEZONE_AKDT, TIMEZONE_HDT, TIMEZONE_HST)
 	begin_day = 4
 	begin_month = JULY
-	mail_holiday = TRUE
+	no_mail_holiday = TRUE
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/cowboy/brown
 	holiday_colors = list(
 		COLOR_OLD_GLORY_BLUE,
@@ -435,6 +513,7 @@
 	name = "Writer's Day"
 	begin_day = 8
 	begin_month = JULY
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/pen/fountain)
 
 /datum/holiday/france
 	name = "Bastille Day"
@@ -442,7 +521,7 @@
 	begin_day = 14
 	begin_month = JULY
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/beret
-	mail_holiday = TRUE
+	no_mail_holiday = TRUE
 	holiday_colors = list(
 		COLOR_FRENCH_BLUE,
 		COLOR_WHITE,
@@ -460,6 +539,7 @@
 	name = HOTDOG_DAY
 	begin_day = 17
 	begin_month = JULY
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/food/hotdog)
 
 /datum/holiday/hotdogday/greet()
 	return "Happy National Hot Dog Day!"
@@ -478,6 +558,7 @@
 	name = "Friendship Day"
 	begin_day = 30
 	begin_month = JULY
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/food/grown/apple)
 
 /datum/holiday/friendship/greet()
 	return "Have a magical [name]!"
@@ -511,6 +592,7 @@
 	begin_month = SEPTEMBER
 	begin_day = 1
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/costume/lizard
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/toy/plush/lizard_plushie)
 
 /datum/holiday/tiziran_unification/greet()
 	return "On this day over 400 years ago, Lizardkind first united under a single banner, ready to face the stars as one unified people."
@@ -523,6 +605,16 @@
 	begin_month = SEPTEMBER
 	begin_day = 9
 	end_day = 10
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/ian,
+		/obj/item/bedsheet/ian/double,
+		/obj/item/clothing/suit/costume/wellworn_shirt/graphic/ian,
+		/obj/item/clothing/suit/costume/wellworn_shirt/messy/graphic/ian,
+		/obj/item/clothing/suit/costume/wellworn_shirt/wornout/graphic/ian,
+		/obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/ian_costume,
+		/obj/item/radio/toy,
+		/obj/item/toy/figure/ian,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/ianbirthday/greet()
 	return "Happy birthday, Ian!"
@@ -535,6 +627,7 @@
 	begin_day = 19
 	begin_month = SEPTEMBER
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/costume/pirate
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/pirate)
 
 /datum/holiday/pirate/greet()
 	return "Ye be talkin' like a pirate today or else ye'r walkin' tha plank, matey!"
@@ -565,6 +658,7 @@
 	begin_day = 7
 	begin_month = OCTOBER
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/costume/papersack/smiley
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/sticker/smile)
 
 /datum/holiday/boss
 	name = "Boss' Day"
@@ -590,6 +684,10 @@
 	end_day = 2
 	end_month = NOVEMBER
 	holiday_colors = list(COLOR_MOSTLY_PURE_ORANGE, COLOR_PRISONER_BLACK)
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/food/cookie/sugar/spookycoffin,
+		/obj/item/food/cookie/sugar/spookyskull,
+		)
 
 /datum/holiday/halloween/greet()
 	return "Have a spooky Halloween!"
@@ -603,6 +701,7 @@
 	name = "Vegan Day"
 	begin_day = 1
 	begin_month = NOVEMBER
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/food/tofu)
 
 /datum/holiday/vegan/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Tofu", "Tempeh", "Seitan", "Tofurkey")
@@ -626,6 +725,11 @@
 	begin_month = NOVEMBER
 	begin_day = 11
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/food/grown/poppy
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/food/grown/harebell,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/poppy,
+		/obj/item/storage/fancy/candle_box,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/remembrance_day/greet()
 	return "Lest we forget."
@@ -651,6 +755,18 @@
 	begin_day = 19
 	begin_month = NOVEMBER
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/food/grown/moonflower
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/food/grown/harebell,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/moonflower,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/poppy,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/poppy/geranium,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/poppy/geranium/fraxinella,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/poppy/lily,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/rose,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/sunflower,
+		/obj/item/grown/carbon_rose,
+		/obj/item/grown/novaflower,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/hello
 	name = "Saying-'Hello' Day"
@@ -665,6 +781,11 @@
 	name = "Festival of Holy Lights"
 	begin_month = NOVEMBER
 	begin_day = 28
+	/// If there's more of them I forgot
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/food/energybar,
+		/obj/item/food/pieslice/bacid_pie,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/holy_lights/greet()
 	return "The Festival of Holy Lights is the final day of the Ethereal calendar. It is typically a day of prayer followed by celebration to close out the year in style."
@@ -709,7 +830,7 @@
 	begin_month = DECEMBER
 	end_day = 27
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/costume/santa
-	mail_holiday = TRUE
+	no_mail_holiday = TRUE
 	holiday_colors = list(
 		COLOR_CHRISTMAS_GREEN,
 		COLOR_CHRISTMAS_RED,
@@ -742,6 +863,12 @@
 	name = "Boxing Day"
 	begin_day = 26
 	begin_month = DECEMBER
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/boxing,
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/boxing/blue,
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/boxing/green,
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/boxing/yellow,
+	)
 
 /datum/holiday/new_year
 	name = NEW_YEAR
@@ -750,7 +877,7 @@
 	end_day = 2
 	end_month = JANUARY
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/costume/festive
-	mail_holiday = TRUE
+	no_mail_holiday = TRUE
 
 /datum/holiday/new_year/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Party","New","Hangover","Resolution", "Auld")
@@ -770,6 +897,7 @@
 
 /datum/holiday/programmers
 	name = "Programmers' Day"
+	holiday_mail = list(/obj/item/sticker/robot)
 
 /datum/holiday/programmers/shouldCelebrate(dd, mm, yyyy, ddd) //Programmer's day falls on the 2^8th day of the year
 	if(mm == 9)
@@ -865,6 +993,18 @@
 /datum/holiday/easter
 	name = EASTER
 	holiday_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/costume/rabbitears
+	holiday_mail = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/rabbitears,
+		/obj/item/food/chocolatebunny,
+		/obj/item/food/chocolateegg,
+		/obj/item/food/egg/blue,
+		/obj/item/food/egg/green,
+		/obj/item/food/egg/orange,
+		/obj/item/food/egg/purple,
+		/obj/item/food/egg/rainbow,
+		/obj/item/food/egg/red,
+		/obj/item/food/egg/yellow,
+	)
 	var/const/days_early = 1 //to make editing the holiday easier
 	var/const/days_extra = 1
 
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm
index 0a954b15981..11b57f913dd 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm
@@ -205,3 +205,14 @@
 	if(!is_simian(user))
 		return to_chat(user, span_notice("You don't really know what to do with this."))
 	else start_ripening()
+
+/// Used for april fools mail
+/obj/item/grown/bananapeel/gros_michel
+	name = "gros michel peel"
+	desc = "A peel from a species of banana that's hyper-vulnerable to contamination."
+
+/obj/item/grown/bananapeel/gros_michel/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/germ_sensitive, mapload)
+	transform *= 1.25
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/decomposition, mapload, decomp_req_handle = TRUE, custom_time = 1 MINUTES, decomp_result = /obj/item/food/badrecipe/moldy)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/cups/drinkingglass.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/cups/drinkingglass.dm
index a4f902ff5f3..0313136c287 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/cups/drinkingglass.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/cups/drinkingglass.dm
@@ -132,3 +132,7 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/drinkingglass/filled/half_full/Initialize(mapload, vol)
 	. = ..()
 	name = "[pick("half full", "half empty")] glass of water"
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/drinkingglass/filled/irish_cream
+	name = "Irish Cream"
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/irish_cream = 50)
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/head/costume.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/head/costume.dmi
index 09c11ca0acb..585eaaa87a5 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/head/costume.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/head/costume.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/holiday/holiday_misc.dmi b/icons/obj/holiday/holiday_misc.dmi
index 61bf41d5c8b..c70cef02469 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/holiday/holiday_misc.dmi and b/icons/obj/holiday/holiday_misc.dmi differ
diff --git a/sound/effects/brap/attribution.txt b/sound/effects/brap/attribution.txt
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..65e81ec74b4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/sound/effects/brap/attribution.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+{
+	brap1.ogg
+	brap2.ogg
+	brap3.ogg
+	brap4.ogg
+} - Whoopee Cushion (Hand).wav by TaXMaNFoReVeR -- https://freesound.org/s/325434/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0
diff --git a/sound/effects/brap/brap1.ogg b/sound/effects/brap/brap1.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..6bc692f018c
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diff --git a/sound/effects/brap/brap2.ogg b/sound/effects/brap/brap2.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..22e67493964
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diff --git a/sound/effects/brap/brap3.ogg b/sound/effects/brap/brap3.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..19f697f4cc6
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diff --git a/sound/effects/brap/brap4.ogg b/sound/effects/brap/brap4.ogg
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diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index e135f6765a0..630f3d8586c 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -4121,6 +4121,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\clothing\head\tinfoilhat.dm"
 #include "code\modules\clothing\head\tophat.dm"
 #include "code\modules\clothing\head\welding.dm"
+#include "code\modules\clothing\head\whoopee.dm"
 #include "code\modules\clothing\head\wig.dm"
 #include "code\modules\clothing\masks\_masks.dm"
 #include "code\modules\clothing\masks\animal_masks.dm"