diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index 0040b62595c..f555d18927a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 /* Toys!
  * Contains
  * Balloons
+ * Captain's Aid
  * Fake singularity
  * Toy gun
  * Toy swords
@@ -182,6 +183,48 @@
 
 #undef BALLOON_COLORS
 
+/*
+* Captain's Aid
+*/
+#define CAPTAINSAID_MODE_OFF 1
+
+/obj/item/toy/captainsaid
+	name = "\improper Captain's Aid"
+	desc = "Every captain's greatest ally when exploring the vast emptiness of space, now with a color display!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "captainsaid_off"
+	/// List of modes it can cycle through
+	var/list/modes = list(
+		"off",
+		"port",
+		"starboard",
+		"fore",
+		"aft",
+	)
+	/// Current mode of the item, changed when cycling through modes
+	var/current_mode = CAPTAINSAID_MODE_OFF
+
+/obj/item/toy/captainsaid/examine_more(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	. += span_notice("You could swear you've been hearing advertisments for the 'soon upcoming' release of a tablet version for the better part of 3 years...")
+
+/obj/item/toy/captainsaid/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	current_mode++
+	playsound(src, 'sound/items/screwdriver2.ogg', 50, vary = TRUE)
+	if (current_mode <= modes.len)
+		balloon_alert(user, "set to [current_mode]")
+	else
+		balloon_alert(user, "turned off")
+		current_mode = CAPTAINSAID_MODE_OFF
+	icon_state = "captainsaid_[modes[current_mode]]"
+	update_appearance(UPDATE_ICON)
+
+#undef CAPTAINSAID_MODE_OFF
+
+/obj/item/toy/captainsaid/collector
+	name = "\improper Collector's Edition Captain's Aid"
+	desc = "A copy of the first run of Captain's Aid ever released. Functionally the same as the later batches, just more expensive. For the truly aristocratic."
+
 /*
  * Fake singularity
  */
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
index 1aadb1e8205..ba6deb08fe4 100755
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
@@ -31,12 +31,13 @@
 		/datum/job_department/command,
 	)
 
-	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/flask/gold)
+	family_heirlooms = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/flask/gold, /obj/item/toy/captainsaid/collector)
 
 	mail_goodies = list(
 		/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/cigar/havana = 20,
 		/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/cigars/havana = 15,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/champagne = 10
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/champagne = 10,
+		/obj/item/toy/captainsaid/collector = 20
 	)
 
 	job_flags = JOB_ANNOUNCE_ARRIVAL | JOB_CREW_MANIFEST | JOB_EQUIP_RANK | JOB_CREW_MEMBER | JOB_NEW_PLAYER_JOINABLE | JOB_BOLD_SELECT_TEXT | JOB_REOPEN_ON_ROUNDSTART_LOSS | JOB_ASSIGN_QUIRKS
diff --git a/code/modules/vending/games.dm b/code/modules/vending/games.dm
index 22582f95d20..deedf22be12 100644
--- a/code/modules/vending/games.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vending/games.dm
@@ -49,7 +49,8 @@
 		/obj/item/clothing/shoes/wheelys/rollerskates= 3,
 		/obj/item/melee/skateboard/hoverboard = 1,
 		/obj/item/storage/box/tail_pin = 1,
-		/obj/item/toy/intento = 3
+		/obj/item/toy/intento = 3,
+		/obj/item/toy/captainsaid = 1,
 	)
 	refill_canister = /obj/item/vending_refill/games
 	default_price = PAYCHECK_ASSISTANT
diff --git a/icons/obj/toy.dmi b/icons/obj/toy.dmi
index 8934ed0af98..bdada236009 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/toy.dmi and b/icons/obj/toy.dmi differ