diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
index 22849cb495e..b31a131b8bf 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
@@ -330,6 +330,13 @@ var/list/uplink_items = list()
 	cost = 2
 	surplus = 90
 
+/datum/uplink_item/stealthy_tools/smugglersatchel
+	name = "Smuggler's Satchel"
+	desc = "This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling, great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar and a floor tile inside."
+	item = /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_flat
+	cost = 2
+	surplus = 30
+
 // DEVICE AND TOOLS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/device_tools
diff --git a/code/game/asteroid.dm b/code/game/asteroid.dm
index 9f29bedef73..eff9492c13c 100644
--- a/code/game/asteroid.dm
+++ b/code/game/asteroid.dm
@@ -113,8 +113,8 @@ proc/make_mining_asteroid_secret()
 		if("speakeasy")
 			theme = "speakeasy"
 			floortypes = list(/turf/simulated/floor,/turf/simulated/floor/wood)
-			treasureitems = list(/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/pirate=1,/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/revolver/doublebarrel=1, /obj/machinery/reagentgrinder=2,
-			 /obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/beerkeg=5, /obj/machinery/computer/security/wooden_tv=4, /obj/machinery/vending/coffee=3)
+			treasureitems = list(/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/pirate=1,/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/revolver/doublebarrel=1,/obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_flat=1,
+			/obj/machinery/reagentgrinder=2, /obj/machinery/computer/security/wooden_tv=4, /obj/machinery/vending/coffee=3)
 			fluffitems = list(/obj/structure/table/woodentable=2,/obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/beerkeg=1,/obj/item/weapon/spacecash/c500=4,
 							  /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/shaker=1,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/wine=3,
 							  /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/whiskey=3,/obj/item/clothing/shoes/laceup=2)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
index 45461828060..2ef48efbfd6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
@@ -27,31 +27,6 @@
  * Backpack Types
  */
 
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/flatpack
-	name = "smuggler's flatpack"
-	desc = "A very slim-line backpack that can easily fit into tight spaces."
-	icon_state = "backpack"
-	item_state = "backpack"
-	level = 1
-	storage_slots = 6
-	max_combined_w_class = 18
-
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/flatpack/hide(var/intact)
-	if(intact)
-		invisibility = 101
-		anchored = 1 //otherwise you can pull, cover it, and drag around an invisible backpack.
-		icon_state = "term"
-	else
-		invisibility = initial(invisibility)
-		anchored = 0
-		icon_state = initial(icon_state)
-
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/flatpack/New()
-	..()
-	new /obj/item/stack/tile/plasteel(src)
-	new /obj/item/weapon/crowbar(src)
-
-
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/holding
 	name = "bag of holding"
 	desc = "A backpack that opens into a localized pocket of Blue Space."
@@ -110,6 +85,12 @@
 	icon_state = "clownpack"
 	item_state = "clownpack"
 
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/mime
+	name = "Parcel Parceaux"
+	desc = "A silent backpack made for those silent workers. Silence Co."
+	icon_state = "mimepack"
+	item_state = "mimepack"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/medic
 	name = "medical backpack"
 	desc = "It's a backpack especially designed for use in a sterile environment."
@@ -201,8 +182,26 @@
 	icon_state = "satchel-cap"
 	item_state = "captainpack"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/mime
-	name = "Parcel Parceaux"
-	desc = "A silent backpack made for those silent workers. Silence Co."
-	icon_state = "mimepack"
-	item_state = "mimepack"
\ No newline at end of file
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_flat
+	name = "smuggler's satchel"
+	desc = "A very slim satchel that can easily fit into tight spaces."
+	icon_state = "satchel-flat"
+	item_state = "satchel-norm"
+	level = 1
+	storage_slots = 6
+	max_combined_w_class = 18
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/flatpack/hide(var/intact)
+	if(intact)
+		invisibility = 101
+		anchored = 1 //otherwise you can start pulling, cover it, and drag around an invisible backpack.
+		icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]2"
+	else
+		invisibility = initial(invisibility)
+		anchored = 0
+		icon_state = initial(icon_state)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/flatpack/New()
+	..()
+	new /obj/item/stack/tile/plasteel(src)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/crowbar(src)
diff --git a/icons/obj/storage.dmi b/icons/obj/storage.dmi
index 1ae599f3511..b6789863ebc 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/storage.dmi and b/icons/obj/storage.dmi differ