diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/living.dm b/code/__DEFINES/living.dm
index 63993f4bc62..340bf3608bb 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/living.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/living.dm
@@ -4,3 +4,6 @@
 /// Always does *deathgasp when they die
 /// If unset mobs will only deathgasp if supplied a death sound or custom death message
 #define ALWAYS_DEATHGASP (1<<1)
+
+/// Getter for a mob/living's lying angle, otherwise protected
+#define GET_LYING_ANGLE(mob) (UNLINT(mob.lying_angle))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/crayon.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/crayon.dm
index e42ee4d491f..eced2fb66f1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/crayon.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/crayon.dm
@@ -11,11 +11,14 @@
 	var/rotation = 0
 	var/paint_colour = COLOR_WHITE
 
-/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/crayon/Initialize(mapload, main, type, e_name, graf_rot, alt_icon = null)
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/crayon/Initialize(mapload, main, type, e_name, graf_rot, alt_icon = null, desc_override = null)
 	. = ..()
 	if(e_name)
 		name = e_name
-	desc = "A [name] vandalizing the station."
+	if(desc_override)
+		desc = "[desc_override]"
+	else
+		desc = "A [name] vandalizing the station."
 	if(alt_icon)
 		icon = alt_icon
 	if(type)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm b/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
index 93c6b6bdc99..a8fd9f20054 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
@@ -645,13 +645,38 @@
 	dye_color = DYE_BLACK
 
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/white
-	name = "white crayon"
+	name = "stick of chalk"
+	desc = "A stark-white stick of chalk."
 	icon_state = "crayonwhite"
 	paint_color = COLOR_WHITE
 	crayon_color = "white"
 	reagent_contents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 0.5,  /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/powder/white/crayon = 1.5)
 	dye_color = DYE_WHITE
 
+/obj/item/toy/crayon/white/interact_with_atom(atom/interacting_with, mob/living/user, list/modifiers)
+	/// Wherein, we draw a chalk body outline vaguely around the dead or "dead" mob
+	if(!ishuman(interacting_with) || user.combat_mode)
+		return ..()
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/pwned_human = interacting_with
+
+	if(!(pwned_human.stat == DEAD || HAS_TRAIT(pwned_human, TRAIT_FAKEDEATH)))
+		balloon_alert_to_viewers("FEEDING TIME")
+		return ..()
+
+	balloon_alert_to_viewers("drawing outline...")
+	if(!do_after(user, DRAW_TIME, target = pwned_human, max_interact_count = 4))
+		return NONE
+	if(!use_charges(user, 1))
+		return NONE
+
+	var/decal_rotation = GET_LYING_ANGLE(pwned_human) - 90
+	var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/crayon/chalk_line = new(get_turf(pwned_human), paint_color, "body", "chalk outline", decal_rotation, null, "A vaguely [pwned_human] shaped outline of a body.")
+	to_chat(user, span_notice("You draw a chalk outline around [pwned_human]."))
+	chalk_line.pixel_y = (pwned_human.pixel_y + pwned_human.pixel_z) + rand(-2, 2)
+	chalk_line.pixel_x = (pwned_human.pixel_x + pwned_human.pixel_w) + rand(-1, 1)
+	return ITEM_INTERACT_SUCCESS
+
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/mime
 	name = "mime crayon"
 	icon_state = "crayonmime"
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/heretic/knowledge/lock_lore.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/heretic/knowledge/lock_lore.dm
index 17e73cb162c..ac375d7942a 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/heretic/knowledge/lock_lore.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/heretic/knowledge/lock_lore.dm
@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@
 
 /datum/heretic_knowledge/limited_amount/concierge_rite // item that creates 3 max at a time heretic only barriers, probably should limit to 1 only, holy people can also pass
 	name = "Concierge's Rite"
-	desc = "Allows you to transmute a white crayon, a wooden plank, and a multitool to create a Labyrinth Handbook. \
+	desc = "Allows you to transmute a stick of chalk, a wooden plank, and a multitool to create a Labyrinth Handbook. \
 		It can materialize a barricade at range that only you and people resistant to magic can pass. 3 uses."
 	gain_text = "The Concierge scribbled my name into the Handbook. \"Welcome to your new home, fellow Steward.\""
 	required_atoms = list(
diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/packs/costumes_toys.dm b/code/modules/cargo/packs/costumes_toys.dm
index de84a263597..a25c47c5d9f 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/packs/costumes_toys.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/packs/costumes_toys.dm
@@ -90,7 +90,7 @@
 /datum/supply_pack/costumes_toys/knucklebones
 	name = "Knucklebones Game Crate"
 	desc = "A fun dice game definitely not invented by a cult. Consult your local chaplain regarding \
-		approved religious activity. Contains eighteen d6, one white crayon, and instructions on how to play."
+		approved religious activity. Contains eighteen d6, one stick of chalk, and instructions on how to play."
 	cost = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 2
 	contains = list(/obj/item/dice/d6 = 18,
 					/obj/item/paper/guides/knucklebone,
diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/packs/security.dm b/code/modules/cargo/packs/security.dm
index 05360fe913f..8a0765602b3 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/packs/security.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/packs/security.dm
@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@
 /datum/supply_pack/security/forensics
 	name = "Forensics Crate"
 	desc = "Stay hot on the criminal's heels with Nanotrasen's Detective Essentials™. \
-		Contains a forensics scanner, six evidence bags, camera, tape recorder, white crayon, \
+		Contains a forensics scanner, six evidence bags, camera, tape recorder, stick of chalk, \
 		and of course, a fedora."
 	cost = CARGO_CRATE_VALUE * 2.5
 	access_view = ACCESS_MORGUE