diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index f41752d9e71..91422b03f65 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -1098,7 +1098,7 @@ IF YOU MODIFY THE PRODUCTS LIST OF A MACHINE, MAKE SURE TO UPDATE ITS RESUPPLY C
 	/obj/item/clothing/under/skirt/black=1,/obj/item/clothing/under/skirt/blue=1,/obj/item/clothing/under/skirt/red=1,/obj/item/clothing/under/skirt/purple=1,
 	/obj/item/clothing/under/sundress=2,/obj/item/clothing/under/stripeddress=1, /obj/item/clothing/under/sailordress=1, /obj/item/clothing/under/redeveninggown=1, /obj/item/clothing/under/blacktango=1,
 	/obj/item/clothing/under/plaid_skirt=1,/obj/item/clothing/under/plaid_skirt/blue=1,/obj/item/clothing/under/plaid_skirt/purple=1,/obj/item/clothing/under/plaid_skirt/green=1,
-	/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular=2,/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero=1,/obj/item/clothing/suit/poncho=1,
+	/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular=1,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular/jamjar=1,/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero=1,/obj/item/clothing/suit/poncho=1,
 	/obj/item/clothing/suit/ianshirt=1,/obj/item/clothing/shoes/laceup=2,/obj/item/clothing/shoes/sneakers/black=4,
 	/obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal=1, /obj/item/clothing/gloves/fingerless=2,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/orange=1,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/red=1,
 	/obj/item/weapon/storage/belt/fannypack=1, /obj/item/weapon/storage/belt/fannypack/blue=1, /obj/item/weapon/storage/belt/fannypack/red=1, /obj/item/clothing/suit/jacket/letterman=2,
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 2c72231ca2b..ae749941362 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -136,6 +136,12 @@
 	item_state = "glasses"
 	vision_correction = 1 //corrects nearsightedness
 
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular/jamjar
+	name = "Jamjar Glasses"
+	desc = "Also known as Virginity Protectors."
+	icon_state = "jamjar_glasses"
+	item_state = "jamjar_glasses"
+
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular/hipster
 	name = "Prescription Glasses"
 	desc = "Made by Uncool. Co."
diff --git a/icons/mob/eyes.dmi b/icons/mob/eyes.dmi
index db6ff1172b5..068e7ea5c12 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/eyes.dmi and b/icons/mob/eyes.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi
index bec9be4338f..0cb911c9f54 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi
index bd8cb449152..6895194dd7a 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi
index 747b68c84a6..1152b395abb 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi and b/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi differ