diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm b/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
index d7d134e00ac..a0360bb93f7 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
@@ -303,6 +303,8 @@ Remember to update _globalvars/traits.dm if you're adding/removing/renaming trai
 #define TRAIT_ANTIMAGIC_NO_SELFBLOCK "anti_magic_no_selfblock"
 /// This mob recently blocked magic with some form of antimagic
 #define TRAIT_RECENTLY_BLOCKED_MAGIC "recently_blocked_magic"
+/// The user can do things like use magic staffs without penalty
+#define TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED "magically_gifted"
 #define TRAIT_DEPRESSION "depression"
 #define TRAIT_BLOOD_DEFICIENCY "blood_deficiency"
 #define TRAIT_JOLLY "jolly"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/granters/magic/_spell_granter.dm b/code/game/objects/items/granters/magic/_spell_granter.dm
index e7d8f4f8b0f..2c9ea98c979 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/granters/magic/_spell_granter.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/granters/magic/_spell_granter.dm
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
 	if(!granted_action)
 		CRASH("Someone attempted to learn [type], which did not have an spell set.")
 	if(locate(granted_action) in user.actions)
-		if(IS_WIZARD(user))
+		if(HAS_MIND_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED))
 			to_chat(user, span_warning("You're already far more versed in the spell [action_name] \
 				than this flimsy how-to book can provide!"))
 		else
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
index 2c55feebdec..960289fb750 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
@@ -1107,7 +1107,7 @@ for further reading, please see: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/301
 	bare_wound_bonus = 25
 
 /obj/item/highfrequencyblade/wizard/attack_self(mob/user, modifiers)
-	if(!IS_WIZARD(user))
+	if(!HAS_MIND_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED))
 		balloon_alert(user, "you're too weak!")
 		return
 	return ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/_common/antag_helpers.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/_common/antag_helpers.dm
index a0cf5a63d70..6ccaa80e55f 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/_common/antag_helpers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/_common/antag_helpers.dm
@@ -1,12 +1,13 @@
-//Returns MINDS of the assigned antags of given type/subtypes
-/proc/get_antag_minds(antag_type,specific = FALSE)
+/// Returns MINDS of the assigned antags of given type/subtypes
+/// Supplying no antag type grants all minds with antag datums
+/proc/get_antag_minds(antag_type, specific = FALSE)
 	RETURN_TYPE(/list/datum/mind)
 	. = list()
 	for(var/datum/antagonist/A in GLOB.antagonists)
 		if(!A.owner)
 			continue
 		if(!antag_type || !specific && istype(A,antag_type) || specific && A.type == antag_type)
-			. += A.owner
+			. |= A.owner
 
 /// From a list of players (minds, mobs or clients), finds the one with the highest playtime (either from a specific role or overall living) and returns it.
 /proc/get_most_experienced(list/players, specific_role)
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/survivalist/survivalist.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/survivalist/survivalist.dm
index e4642efcbab..7cb9df6ed25 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/survivalist/survivalist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/survivalist/survivalist.dm
@@ -42,3 +42,11 @@
 	magic.owner = owner
 	objectives += magic
 	..()
+
+/datum/antagonist/survivalist/magic/on_gain()
+	. = ..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED, REF(src))
+
+/datum/antagonist/survivalist/magic/on_removal()
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED, REF(src))
+	return..()
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/soulstone.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/soulstone.dm
index b375ac10a30..9162a276847 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/soulstone.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/soulstone.dm
@@ -271,7 +271,7 @@
 
 /obj/structure/constructshell/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	if(IS_CULTIST(user) || IS_WIZARD(user) || user.stat == DEAD)
+	if(IS_CULTIST(user) || HAS_MIND_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED) || user.stat == DEAD)
 		. += {"<span class='cult'>A construct shell, used to house bound souls from a soulstone.\n
 		Placing a soulstone with a soul into this shell allows you to produce your choice of the following:\n
 		An <b>Artificer</b>, which can produce <b>more shells and soulstones</b>, as well as fortifications.\n
@@ -281,7 +281,7 @@
 /obj/structure/constructshell/attackby(obj/item/O, mob/user, params)
 	if(istype(O, /obj/item/soulstone))
 		var/obj/item/soulstone/SS = O
-		if(!IS_CULTIST(user) && !IS_WIZARD(user) && !SS.theme == THEME_HOLY)
+		if(!IS_CULTIST(user) && !HAS_MIND_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED) && !SS.theme == THEME_HOLY)
 			to_chat(user, span_danger("An overwhelming feeling of dread comes over you as you attempt to place [SS] into the shell. It would be wise to be rid of this quickly."))
 			if(isliving(user))
 				var/mob/living/living_user = user
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/_entry.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/_entry.dm
index 0ba1345cb53..0586d7ea6da 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/_entry.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/_entry.dm
@@ -79,9 +79,9 @@
  * * user - the mob who's bought the spell
  * * book - what book they've bought the spell from
  *
- * Return TRUE if the purchase was successful, FALSE otherwise
+ * Return truthy if the purchase was successful, FALSE otherwise
  */
-/datum/spellbook_entry/proc/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book)
+/datum/spellbook_entry/proc/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book, log_buy = TRUE)
 	var/datum/action/cooldown/spell/existing = locate(spell_type) in user.actions
 	if(existing)
 		var/before_name = existing.name
@@ -94,20 +94,23 @@
 
 		//we'll need to update the cooldowns for the spellbook
 		set_spell_info()
-		log_spellbook("[key_name(user)] improved their knowledge of [initial(existing.name)] to level [existing.spell_level] for [cost] points")
-		SSblackbox.record_feedback("nested tally", "wizard_spell_improved", 1, list("[name]", "[existing.spell_level]"))
-		log_purchase(user.key)
-		return TRUE
+
+		if(log_buy)
+			log_spellbook("[key_name(user)] improved their knowledge of [initial(existing.name)] to level [existing.spell_level] for [cost] points")
+			SSblackbox.record_feedback("nested tally", "wizard_spell_improved", 1, list("[name]", "[existing.spell_level]"))
+			log_purchase(user.key)
+		return existing
 
 	//No same spell found - just learn it
 	var/datum/action/cooldown/spell/new_spell = new spell_type(user.mind || user)
 	new_spell.Grant(user)
 	to_chat(user, span_notice("You have learned [new_spell.name]."))
 
-	log_spellbook("[key_name(user)] learned [new_spell] for [cost] points")
-	SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "wizard_spell_learned", 1, name)
-	log_purchase(user.key)
-	return TRUE
+	if(log_buy)
+		log_spellbook("[key_name(user)] learned [new_spell] for [cost] points")
+		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "wizard_spell_learned", 1, name)
+		log_purchase(user.key)
+	return new_spell
 
 /datum/spellbook_entry/proc/log_purchase(key)
 	if(!islist(GLOB.wizard_spellbook_purchases_by_key[key]))
@@ -194,12 +197,13 @@
 	/// Typepath of what item we create when purchased
 	var/obj/item/item_path
 
-/datum/spellbook_entry/item/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book)
-	var/atom/spawned_path = new item_path(get_turf(user))
-	log_spellbook("[key_name(user)] bought [src] for [cost] points")
-	SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "wizard_spell_learned", 1, name)
+/datum/spellbook_entry/item/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book, log_buy = TRUE)
+	var/atom/spawned_path = new item_path(user.loc)
+	if(log_buy)
+		log_spellbook("[key_name(user)] bought [src] for [cost] points")
+		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "wizard_spell_learned", 1, name)
+		log_purchase(user.key)
 	try_equip_item(user, spawned_path)
-	log_purchase(user.key)
 	return spawned_path
 
 /// Attempts to give the item to the buyer on purchase.
@@ -214,10 +218,11 @@
 	refundable = FALSE
 	buy_word = "Cast"
 
-/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book)
-	log_spellbook("[key_name(user)] cast [src] for [cost] points")
-	SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "wizard_spell_learned", 1, name)
-	log_purchase(user.key)
+/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book, log_buy = TRUE)
+	if(log_buy)
+		log_spellbook("[key_name(user)] cast [src] for [cost] points")
+		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "wizard_spell_learned", 1, name)
+		log_purchase(user.key)
 	book.update_static_data(user) // updates "times" var
 	return TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/assistance.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/assistance.dm
index 130b9e66264..7704e11a1cb 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/assistance.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/assistance.dm
@@ -44,7 +44,7 @@
 	var/was_equipped = user.equip_to_slot_if_possible(to_equip, ITEM_SLOT_BELT, disable_warning = TRUE)
 	to_chat(user, span_notice("\A [to_equip.name] has been summoned [was_equipped ? "on your waist" : "at your feet"]."))
 
-/datum/spellbook_entry/item/soulstones/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book)
+/datum/spellbook_entry/item/soulstones/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book, log_buy = TRUE)
 	. =..()
 	if(!.)
 		return
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/challenges.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/challenges.dm
index d200b897588..cf86c657514 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/challenges.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/challenges.dm
@@ -8,3 +8,6 @@
 /datum/spellbook_entry/challenge/antiwizard
 	name = "Friendly Wizard Scum"
 	desc = "A \"Friendly\" Wizard will protect the station, and try to kill you. They get a spellbook much like you, but will use it for \"GOOD\"."
+
+/datum/spellbook_entry/challenge/can_be_purchased()
+	return FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/summons.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/summons.dm
index 37bdef69a64..304c98215ae 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/summons.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook_entries/summons.dm
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
 		and some will use their incredibly minor abilities to frustrate you."
 	cost = 0
 
-/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/ghosts/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book)
+/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/ghosts/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book, log_buy = TRUE)
 	summon_ghosts(user)
 	playsound(get_turf(user), 'sound/effects/ghost2.ogg', 50, TRUE)
 	return ..()
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@
 	// Also must be config enabled
 	return !CONFIG_GET(flag/no_summon_guns)
 
-/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/guns/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user,obj/item/spellbook/book)
+/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/guns/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book, log_buy = TRUE)
 	summon_guns(user, 10)
 	playsound(get_turf(user), 'sound/magic/castsummon.ogg', 50, TRUE)
 	return ..()
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@
 	// Also must be config enabled
 	return !CONFIG_GET(flag/no_summon_magic)
 
-/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/magic/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user,obj/item/spellbook/book)
+/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/magic/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book, log_buy = TRUE)
 	summon_magic(user, 10)
 	playsound(get_turf(user), 'sound/magic/castsummon.ogg', 50, TRUE)
 	return ..()
@@ -66,7 +66,7 @@
 	// Also, must be config enabled
 	return !CONFIG_GET(flag/no_summon_events)
 
-/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/events/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book)
+/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/events/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book, log_buy = TRUE)
 	summon_events(user)
 	playsound(get_turf(user), 'sound/magic/castsummon.ogg', 50, TRUE)
 	return ..()
@@ -76,12 +76,73 @@
 	desc = "Curses the station, warping the minds of everyone inside, causing lasting traumas. Warning: this spell can affect you if not cast from a safe distance."
 	cost = 4
 
-/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/curse_of_madness/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book)
+/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/curse_of_madness/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book, log_buy = TRUE)
 	var/message = tgui_input_text(user, "Whisper a secret truth to drive your victims to madness", "Whispers of Madness")
-	if(!message)
+	if(!message || QDELETED(user) || QDELETED(book) || !can_buy(user, book))
 		return FALSE
 	curse_of_madness(user, message)
 	playsound(user, 'sound/magic/mandswap.ogg', 50, TRUE)
 	return ..()
 
+/// A wizard ritual that allows the wizard to teach a specific spellbook enty to everyone on the station.
+/// This includes item entries (which will be given to everyone) but disincludes other rituals like itself
+/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/specific_spell
+	name = "Mass Wizard Teaching"
+	desc = "Teach a specific spell (or give a specific item) to everyone on the station. \
+		The cost of this is increased by the cost of the spell you choose. And don't worry - you, too, will learn the spell!"
+	cost = 3 // cheapest is 4 cost, most expensive is 7 cost
+	limit = 1
+
+/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/specific_spell/buy_spell(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book, log_buy = TRUE)
+	var/list/spell_options = list()
+	for(var/datum/spellbook_entry/entry as anything in book.entries)
+		if(istype(entry, /datum/spellbook_entry/summon))
+			continue
+		if(!entry.can_be_purchased())
+			continue
+
+		spell_options[entry.name] = entry
+
+	sortTim(spell_options, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(cmp_text_asc))
+	var/chosen_spell_name = tgui_input_list(user, "Choose a spell (or item) to grant to everyone...", "Wizardly Teaching", spell_options)
+	if(isnull(chosen_spell_name) || QDELETED(user) || QDELETED(book))
+		return FALSE
+	if(GLOB.mass_teaching)
+		tgui_alert(user, "Someone's already cast [name]!", "Wizardly Teaching", list("Shame"))
+		return FALSE
+
+	var/datum/spellbook_entry/chosen_entry = spell_options[chosen_spell_name]
+	if(cost + chosen_entry.cost > book.uses)
+		tgui_alert(user, "You can't afford to grant everyone [chosen_spell_name]! ([cost] points needed)", "Wizardly Teaching", list("Shame"))
+		return FALSE
+
+	cost += chosen_entry.cost
+	if(!can_buy(user, book))
+		cost = initial(cost)
+		return FALSE
+
+	GLOB.mass_teaching = new(chosen_entry.type)
+	GLOB.mass_teaching.equip_all_affected()
+
+	var/item_entry = istype(chosen_entry, /datum/spellbook_entry/item)
+	to_chat(user, span_hypnophrase("You have [item_entry ? "granted everyone the power" : "taught everyone the ways"] of [chosen_spell_name]!"))
+	message_admins("[ADMIN_LOOKUPFLW(user)] gave everyone the [item_entry ? "item" : "spell"] \"[chosen_spell_name]\"!")
+	user.log_message("has gave everyone the [item_entry ? "item" : "spell"] \"[chosen_spell_name]\"!", LOG_GAME)
+
+	name = "[name]: [chosen_spell_name]"
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/specific_spell/can_buy(mob/living/carbon/human/user, obj/item/spellbook/book)
+	if(GLOB.mass_teaching)
+		return FALSE
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/spellbook_entry/summon/specific_spell/can_be_purchased()
+	var/datum/game_mode/dynamic/mode = SSticker.mode
+	if(mode.threat_level < MINIMUM_THREAT_FOR_RITUALS)
+		return FALSE
+	if(GLOB.mass_teaching)
+		return FALSE
+	return ..()
+
 #undef MINIMUM_THREAT_FOR_RITUALS
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/wizard.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/wizard.dm
index a080f37ce3d..398f43b3fba 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/wizard.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/wizard.dm
@@ -55,6 +55,11 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(wizard_spellbook_purchases_by_key)
 
 /datum/antagonist/wizard_minion/on_gain()
 	create_objectives()
+	. = ..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED, REF(src))
+
+/datum/antagonist/wizard_minion/on_removal()
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED, REF(src))
 	return ..()
 
 /datum/antagonist/wizard_minion/proc/create_objectives()
@@ -81,6 +86,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(wizard_spellbook_purchases_by_key)
 	. = ..()
 	if(allow_rename)
 		rename_wizard()
+	ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED, REF(src))
 
 /datum/antagonist/wizard/Destroy()
 	QDEL_NULL(ritual)
@@ -174,6 +180,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(wizard_spellbook_purchases_by_key)
 			qdel(spell)
 			owner.current.actions -= spell
 
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED, REF(src))
 	return ..()
 
 /datum/antagonist/wizard/proc/equip_wizard()
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/magic/staff.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/magic/staff.dm
index dadd865f585..b0c98406b1d 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/magic/staff.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/magic/staff.dm
@@ -11,10 +11,7 @@
 	var/allow_intruder_use = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/gun/magic/staff/proc/is_wizard_or_friend(mob/user)
-	if(!user?.mind?.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/wizard) \
-		&& !user.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/survivalist/magic) \
-		&& !user.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/wizard_minion) \
-		&& !allow_intruder_use)
+	if(!HAS_MIND_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED) && !allow_intruder_use)
 		return FALSE
 	return TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/modules/spells/spell_types/right_and_wrong.dm b/code/modules/spells/spell_types/right_and_wrong.dm
index fb6a132abfa..94ad9f96ffb 100644
--- a/code/modules/spells/spell_types/right_and_wrong.dm
+++ b/code/modules/spells/spell_types/right_and_wrong.dm
@@ -1,8 +1,12 @@
 //In this file: Summon Magic/Summon Guns/Summon Events
 //and corresponding datum controller for them
 
-GLOBAL_DATUM(summon_guns, /datum/summon_things_controller)
-GLOBAL_DATUM(summon_magic, /datum/summon_things_controller)
+/// A global singleton datum used to store a "summon things controller" for Summon Guns, to grant random guns to stationgoers and latejoiners
+GLOBAL_DATUM(summon_guns, /datum/summon_things_controller/item)
+/// A global singleton datum used to store a "summon things controller" for Summon Magic, to grant random magical items to stationgoers and latejoiners
+GLOBAL_DATUM(summon_magic, /datum/summon_things_controller/item)
+/// A global singleton datum used to store a "summon things controller" for Mass Teaching, to grant a specific spellbook entry to stationgoers and latejoiners
+GLOBAL_DATUM(mass_teaching, /datum/summon_things_controller/spellbook_entry)
 
 // 1 in 50 chance of getting something really special.
 #define SPECIALIST_MAGIC_PROB 2
@@ -136,7 +140,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_magic_objectives, list(
 		CRASH("give_magic() was called without a summon magic global datum!")
 	if(to_equip.stat == DEAD || !to_equip.client || !to_equip.mind)
 		return
-	if(IS_WIZARD(to_equip) || to_equip.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/survivalist/guns))
+	if(IS_WIZARD(to_equip) || to_equip.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/survivalist/magic))
 		return
 
 	if(!length(to_equip.mind.antag_datums) && prob(GLOB.summon_magic.survivor_probability))
@@ -154,7 +158,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_magic_objectives, list(
 	if(magic_type in GLOB.summoned_special_magic)
 		to_chat(to_equip, span_notice("You feel incredibly lucky."))
 
-/*
+/**
  * Triggers Summon Ghosts from [user].
  */
 /proc/summon_ghosts(mob/user)
@@ -174,7 +178,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_magic_objectives, list(
 		if(user)
 			to_chat(user, span_warning("You... try to summon ghosts, but nothing seems to happen. Shame."))
 
-/*
+/**
  * Triggers Summon Magic from [user].
  * Can optionally be passed [survivor_probability], to set the chance of creating survivalists.
  * If Summon Magic has already been triggered, gives out magic to everyone again.
@@ -191,10 +195,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_magic_objectives, list(
 	if(GLOB.summon_magic)
 		GLOB.summon_magic.survivor_probability = survivor_probability
 	else
-		GLOB.summon_magic = new /datum/summon_things_controller(/proc/give_magic, survivor_probability)
-	GLOB.summon_magic.give_out_gear()
+		GLOB.summon_magic = new /datum/summon_things_controller(survivor_probability, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(give_magic))
+	GLOB.summon_magic.equip_all_affected()
 
-/*
+/**
  * Triggers Summon Guns from [user].
  * Can optionally be passed [survivor_probability], to set the chance of creating survivalists.
  * If Summon Guns has already been triggered, gives out guns to everyone again.
@@ -211,10 +215,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_magic_objectives, list(
 	if(GLOB.summon_guns)
 		GLOB.summon_guns.survivor_probability = survivor_probability
 	else
-		GLOB.summon_guns = new /datum/summon_things_controller(/proc/give_guns, survivor_probability)
-	GLOB.summon_guns.give_out_gear()
+		GLOB.summon_guns = new /datum/summon_things_controller(survivor_probability, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(give_guns))
+	GLOB.summon_guns.equip_all_affected()
 
-/*
+/**
  * Triggers Summon Events from [user].
  * If Summon Events has already been triggered, speeds up the event timer.
  */
@@ -258,12 +262,56 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_magic_objectives, list(
 /datum/summon_things_controller
 	/// Prob. chance someone who is given things will be made a survivalist antagonist.
 	var/survivor_probability = 0
+
+/datum/summon_things_controller/New()
+	RegisterSignal(SSdcs, COMSIG_GLOB_CREWMEMBER_JOINED, PROC_REF(on_latejoin))
+
+/datum/summon_things_controller/Destroy(force, ...)
+	. = ..()
+	UnregisterSignal(SSdcs, COMSIG_GLOB_CREWMEMBER_JOINED)
+
+/// Determins if the mob is valid to be given whatever we're handing out.
+/datum/summon_things_controller/proc/can_give_to(mob/who)
+	return ishuman(who)
+
+/// Returns a list of minds of all mobs affected by what we're giving out.
+/datum/summon_things_controller/proc/get_affected_minds()
+	RETURN_TYPE(/list/datum/mind)
+	var/list/affected = list()
+	for(var/datum/mind/maybe_affected as anything in get_crewmember_minds() | get_antag_minds())
+		if(!can_give_to(maybe_affected.current))
+			continue
+		var/turf/affected_turf = get_turf(maybe_affected.current)
+		if(!is_station_level(affected_turf?.z) && !is_mining_level(affected_turf?.z))
+			continue
+		affected += maybe_affected
+	return affected
+
+/// Signal proc from [COMSIG_GLOB_CREWMEMBER_JOINED].
+/// Calls give_proc_path on latejoiners a number of times (based on num_to_give_to_latejoiners)
+/datum/summon_things_controller/proc/on_latejoin(datum/source, mob/living/new_crewmember, rank)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+
+	if(!can_give_to(new_crewmember))
+		return
+
+	equip_latejoiner(new_crewmember)
+
+/// Called manually to give out our things to all minds returned by [proc/get_affected_minds()]
+/datum/summon_things_controller/proc/equip_all_affected()
+	CRASH("[type] did not implement equip_all_affected()!")
+
+/// Called via signal to equip latejoin crewmembers
+/datum/summon_things_controller/proc/equip_latejoiner(mob/living/carbon/human/new_crewmember)
+	CRASH("[type] did not implement equip_latejoiner()!")
+
+/datum/summon_things_controller/item
 	/// The proc path we call on someone to equip them with stuff. Cannot function without it.
 	var/give_proc_path
 	/// The number of equipment we give to latejoiners, to make sure they catch up if it was casted multiple times.
 	var/num_to_give_to_latejoiners = 0
 
-/datum/summon_things_controller/New(give_proc_path, survivor_probability = 0)
+/datum/summon_things_controller/item/New(survivor_probability = 0, give_proc_path)
 	. = ..()
 	if(isnull(give_proc_path))
 		CRASH("[type] was created without a give_proc_path (the proc that gives people stuff)!")
@@ -271,28 +319,46 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_magic_objectives, list(
 	src.survivor_probability = survivor_probability
 	src.give_proc_path = give_proc_path
 
-	RegisterSignal(SSdcs, COMSIG_GLOB_CREWMEMBER_JOINED, PROC_REF(gear_up_new_crew))
-
-/datum/summon_things_controller/Destroy(force, ...)
-	. = ..()
-	UnregisterSignal(SSdcs, COMSIG_GLOB_CREWMEMBER_JOINED)
-
-/// Calls our give_proc_path on all humans in the player list.
-/datum/summon_things_controller/proc/give_out_gear()
-	num_to_give_to_latejoiners++
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/to_equip in GLOB.player_list)
-		var/turf/turf_check = get_turf(to_equip)
-		if(turf_check && is_away_level(turf_check.z))
-			continue
-		INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, give_proc_path, to_equip)
-
-/// Signal proc from [COMSIG_GLOB_CREWMEMBER_JOINED].
-/// Calls give_proc_path on latejoiners a number of times (based on num_to_give_to_latejoiners)
-/datum/summon_things_controller/proc/gear_up_new_crew(datum/source, mob/living/new_crewmember, rank)
-	SIGNAL_HANDLER
-
-	if(!ishuman(new_crewmember))
-		return
+/datum/summon_things_controller/item/equip_all_affected()
+	num_to_give_to_latejoiners += 1
+	for(var/datum/mind/crewmember_mind as anything in get_affected_minds())
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, give_proc_path, crewmember_mind.current)
 
+/datum/summon_things_controller/item/equip_latejoiner(mob/living/carbon/human/new_crewmember)
 	for(var/i in 1 to num_to_give_to_latejoiners)
 		INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, give_proc_path, new_crewmember)
+
+/datum/summon_things_controller/spellbook_entry
+	/// Spellbook entry instance to hand out
+	var/datum/spellbook_entry/used_entry
+
+/datum/summon_things_controller/spellbook_entry/can_give_to(mob/who)
+	return istype(used_entry, /datum/spellbook_entry/item) ? ishuman(who) : isliving(who)
+
+/datum/summon_things_controller/spellbook_entry/get_affected_minds()
+	// The wizards get in on this too, wherever they may be
+	return ..() | get_antag_minds(/datum/antagonist/wizard)
+
+/datum/summon_things_controller/spellbook_entry/New(entry_type)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!ispath(entry_type, /datum/spellbook_entry))
+		CRASH("[type] was created with an invalid entry type (must be a spellbook entry typepath)!")
+
+	used_entry = new entry_type()
+
+/datum/summon_things_controller/spellbook_entry/equip_all_affected()
+	for(var/datum/mind/crewmember_mind as anything in get_affected_minds())
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(src, PROC_REF(grant_entry), crewmember_mind.current)
+
+/datum/summon_things_controller/spellbook_entry/equip_latejoiner(mob/living/carbon/human/new_crewmember)
+	grant_entry(new_crewmember)
+
+/datum/summon_things_controller/spellbook_entry/proc/grant_entry(mob/to_who)
+	var/gained = used_entry.buy_spell(to_who, log_buy = FALSE)
+	// Make spells castable without robes
+	if(istype(gained, /datum/action/cooldown/spell))
+		var/datum/action/cooldown/spell/given_out = gained
+		given_out.spell_requirements &= ~SPELL_REQUIRES_WIZARD_GARB
+
+	// Makes staffs and related items usable without penalty
+	ADD_TRAIT(to_who.mind, TRAIT_MAGICALLY_GIFTED, INNATE_TRAIT)