diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/random/mod.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/random/mod.dm
index 05a1c975c25..53f10441777 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/random/mod.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/random/mod.dm
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@
 		/obj/item/mod/module/tanner,
 		/obj/item/mod/module/balloon,
 		/obj/item/mod/module/paper_dispenser,
+		/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer,
 	)
 
 /obj/effect/spawner/random/mod/maint/Initialize(mapload)
diff --git a/code/modules/mod/mod_theme.dm b/code/modules/mod/mod_theme.dm
index a46dc9e6604..fef66529d38 100644
--- a/code/modules/mod/mod_theme.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mod/mod_theme.dm
@@ -518,6 +518,7 @@
 	complexity_max = DEFAULT_MAX_COMPLEXITY + 5
 	slowdown_inactive = 0.75
 	slowdown_active = 0.25
+	inbuilt_modules = list(/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer)
 	skins = list(
 		"magnate" = list(
 			HELMET_LAYER = NECK_LAYER,
@@ -903,6 +904,7 @@
 	siemens_coefficient = 0
 	slowdown_inactive = 0.5
 	slowdown_active = 0
+	inbuilt_modules = list(/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer)
 	skins = list(
 		"corporate" = list(
 			HELMET_LAYER = null,
diff --git a/code/modules/mod/modules/modules_general.dm b/code/modules/mod/modules/modules_general.dm
index 91490aeaf44..f38c970477f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mod/modules/modules_general.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mod/modules/modules_general.dm
@@ -636,3 +636,102 @@
 
 /obj/item/mod/module/plasma_stabilizer/on_unequip()
 	REMOVE_TRAIT(mod.wearer, TRAIT_NOSELFIGNITION, MOD_TRAIT)
+
+//Finally, https://pipe.miroware.io/5b52ba1d94357d5d623f74aa/mspfa/Nuke%20Ops/Panels/0648.gif can be real:
+///Hat Stabilizer - Allows displaying a hat over the MOD-helmet, à la plasmamen helmets.
+/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer
+	name = "MOD hat stabilizer module"
+	desc = "A simple set of deployable stands, directly atop one's head; \
+		these will deploy under a select few hats to keep them from falling off, allowing them to be worn atop the sealed helmet. \
+		You still need to take the hat off your head while the helmet deploys, though. \
+		This is a must-have for Nanotrasen Captains, enabling them to show off their authoritative hat even while in their MODsuit."
+	icon_state = "hat_holder"
+	incompatible_modules = list(/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer)
+	/*Intentionally left inheriting 0 complexity and removable = TRUE;
+	even though it comes inbuilt into the Magnate/Corporate MODS and spawns in maints, I like the idea of stealing them*/
+	///Currently "stored" hat. No armor or function will be inherited, ONLY the icon.
+	var/obj/item/clothing/head/attached_hat
+	///Whitelist of attachable hats; read note in Initialize() below this line
+	var/static/list/attachable_hats_list
+
+/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	attachable_hats_list = typecacheof(
+	//List of attachable hats. Make sure these and their subtypes are all tested, so they dont appear janky.
+	//This list should also be gimmicky, so captains can have fun. I.E. the Santahat, Pirate hat, Tophat, Chefhat...
+	//Yes, I said it, the captain should have fun.
+		list(
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/caphat,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/crown,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/centhat,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/centcom_cap,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/pirate,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/santa,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat/reindeer,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/kitty,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/rabbitears,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/festive,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/powdered_wig,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/weddingveil,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/that,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/nursehat,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/chefhat,
+			/obj/item/clothing/head/papersack,
+			)) - /obj/item/clothing/head/caphat/beret
+			//Need to subtract the beret because its annoying
+
+/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer/on_suit_activation()
+	RegisterSignal(mod.helmet, COMSIG_PARENT_EXAMINE, .proc/add_examine)
+	RegisterSignal(mod.helmet, COMSIG_PARENT_ATTACKBY, .proc/place_hat)
+	RegisterSignal(mod.helmet, COMSIG_ATOM_ATTACK_HAND_SECONDARY, .proc/remove_hat)
+
+/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer/on_suit_deactivation()
+	if(attached_hat)	//knock off the helmet if its on their head. Or, technically, auto-rightclick it for them; that way it saves us code, AND gives them the bubble
+		remove_hat(src, mod.wearer)
+	UnregisterSignal(mod.helmet, COMSIG_PARENT_EXAMINE)
+	UnregisterSignal(mod.helmet, COMSIG_PARENT_ATTACKBY)
+	UnregisterSignal(mod.helmet, COMSIG_ATOM_ATTACK_HAND_SECONDARY)
+
+/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer/proc/add_examine(datum/source, mob/user, list/base_examine)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	if(attached_hat)
+		base_examine += span_notice("There's \a [attached_hat] placed on the helmet. Right-click to remove it.")
+	else
+		base_examine += span_notice("There's nothing placed on the helmet. Yet.")
+
+/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer/proc/place_hat(datum/source, obj/item/hitting_item, mob/user)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	if(!istype(hitting_item, /obj/item/clothing/head))
+		return
+	if(!mod.active)
+		balloon_alert(user, "suit must be active!")
+		return
+	if(!is_type_in_typecache(hitting_item, attachable_hats_list))
+		balloon_alert(user, "this hat won't fit!")
+		return
+	if(attached_hat)
+		balloon_alert(user, "hat already attached!")
+		return
+	if(mod.wearer.transferItemToLoc(hitting_item, src, force = FALSE, silent = TRUE))
+		attached_hat = hitting_item
+		balloon_alert(user, "hat attached, right click to remove")
+		mod.wearer.update_inv_back()
+
+/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer/generate_worn_overlay()
+	. = ..()
+	if(attached_hat)
+		. += attached_hat.build_worn_icon(default_layer = ABOVE_BODY_FRONT_HEAD_LAYER-0.1, default_icon_file = 'icons/mob/clothing/head.dmi')
+
+/obj/item/mod/module/hat_stabilizer/proc/remove_hat(datum/source, mob/user)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	. = SECONDARY_ATTACK_CANCEL_ATTACK_CHAIN
+	if(!attached_hat)
+		return
+	attached_hat.forceMove(drop_location())
+	if(user.put_in_active_hand(attached_hat))
+		balloon_alert(user, "hat removed")
+	else
+		balloon_alert_to_viewers("the hat falls to the floor!")
+	attached_hat = null
+	mod.wearer.update_inv_back()
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/modsuit/mod_modules.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/modsuit/mod_modules.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..50798f4845d
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