diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm
index 271fa8b0315..d0d52486bc0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@
 #define KIT_SNIPER "sniper"
 #define KIT_NUKEOPS_METAGAME "metaops"
 #define KIT_LORD_SINGULOTH "lordsingulo"
+#define KIT_REVOLUTIONARY "revolutionary"
 
 #define KIT_JAMES_BOND "bond"
 #define KIT_NINJA "ninja"
@@ -19,6 +20,8 @@
 #define KIT_BEES "bee"
 #define KIT_MR_FREEZE "mr_freeze"
 #define KIT_TRAITOR_2006 "ancient"
+#define KIT_SAM_FISHER "sam_fisher"
+#define KIT_PROP_HUNT "prop_hunt"
 
 /// last audited december 2022
 /obj/item/storage/box/syndicate
@@ -35,7 +38,8 @@
 		KIT_IMPLANTS = 1,
 		KIT_HACKER = 3,
 		KIT_SNIPER = 1,
-		KIT_NUKEOPS_METAGAME = 1
+		KIT_NUKEOPS_METAGAME = 1,
+		KIT_REVOLUTIONARY = 2
 		)))
 		if(KIT_RECON)
 			new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal/xray(src) // ~8 tc?
@@ -165,6 +169,18 @@
 			new /obj/item/card/emag(src) // 4 tc
 			new /obj/item/card/emag/doorjack(src) // 3 tc
 
+		if(KIT_REVOLUTIONARY)
+			new /obj/item/healthanalyzer/rad_laser(src) // 3 TC
+			new /obj/item/assembly/flash/hypnotic(src) // 7 TC
+			new /obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/lsd(src) // ~1 TC
+			new /obj/item/pen/sleepy(src) // 4 TC
+			new /obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver/nagant(src) // 13 TC comparable to 357. revolvers
+			new /obj/item/megaphone(src)
+			new /obj/item/bedsheet/rev(src)
+			new /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/russian_coat(src)
+			new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/rus_ushanka(src)
+			new /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/poster_box(src)
+
 /obj/item/storage/box/syndicate/bundle_b/PopulateContents()
 	switch (pick_weight(list(
 		KIT_JAMES_BOND = 2,
@@ -174,7 +190,9 @@
 		KIT_MAD_SCIENTIST = 2,
 		KIT_BEES = 1,
 		KIT_MR_FREEZE = 2,
-		KIT_TRAITOR_2006 = 1
+		KIT_TRAITOR_2006 = 1,
+		KIT_SAM_FISHER = 1,
+		KIT_PROP_HUNT = 1
 		)))
 		if(KIT_JAMES_BOND)
 			new /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol(src) // 7 tc
@@ -261,9 +279,26 @@
 			new /obj/item/gun/energy/laser/thermal/cryo(src) // ~6 tc
 			new /obj/item/melee/energy/sword/saber/blue(src) //see see it fits the theme bc its blue and ice is blue, 8 tc
 
-		if(KIT_TRAITOR_2006) //A kit so old, it's probably older than you. //This bundle is filled with the entire unlink contents traitors had access to in 2006, from OpenSS13. Notably the esword was not a choice but existed in code.
+		if(KIT_TRAITOR_2006) //A kit so old, it's probably older than you. //This bundle is filled with the entire uplink contents traitors had access to in 2006, from OpenSS13. Notably the esword was not a choice but existed in code.
 			new /obj/item/storage/toolbox/emergency/old/ancientbundle(src) //Items fit neatly into a classic toolbox just to remind you what the theme is.
 
+		if(KIT_SAM_FISHER)
+			new /obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate/combat(src)
+			new /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/marine/pmc(src) //The armor kit is comparable to the infiltrator, 6 TC
+			new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/marine/pmc(src)
+			new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sechailer(src)
+			new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/night(src) // 3~ TC
+			new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/krav_maga/combatglovesplus(src) //5TC
+			new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/jackboots(src)
+			new /obj/item/storage/belt/military/assault/fisher(src) //items in this belt easily costs 18 TC
+
+		if(KIT_PROP_HUNT)
+			new /obj/item/chameleon(src) // 7 TC
+			new /obj/item/card/emag/doorjack(src) // 3 TC
+			new /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/imp_stealth(src) //8 TC
+			new /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol(src) // 7 TC
+			new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal(src) // 4 TC
+
 /obj/item/storage/toolbox/emergency/old/ancientbundle/ //So the subtype works
 
 /obj/item/storage/toolbox/emergency/old/ancientbundle/PopulateContents()
@@ -276,6 +311,17 @@
 	new /obj/item/implanter/freedom(src) // 5 tc
 	new /obj/item/stack/telecrystal(src) //The failsafe/self destruct isn't an item we can physically include in the kit, but 1 TC is technically enough to buy the equivalent.
 
+/obj/item/storage/belt/military/assault/fisher
+
+/obj/item/storage/belt/military/assault/fisher/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol/clandestine(src) // 7 TC
+	new /obj/item/suppressor(src) // 3 TC
+	new /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m10mm(src) // 1 TC
+	new /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m10mm(src)
+	new /obj/item/gun/energy/recharge/fisher(src) // Acquirable through black market, shit utility item 1 TC
+	new /obj/item/card/emag/doorjack(src) // 3 TC
+	new /obj/item/knife/combat(src) //comparable to the e-dagger, 2 TC
+
 /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit
 	name = "box"
 	desc = "A sleek, sturdy box."
@@ -807,6 +853,7 @@
 #undef KIT_SNIPER
 #undef KIT_NUKEOPS_METAGAME
 #undef KIT_LORD_SINGULOTH
+#undef KIT_REVOLUTIONARY
 
 #undef KIT_JAMES_BOND
 #undef KIT_NINJA
@@ -816,3 +863,5 @@
 #undef KIT_BEES
 #undef KIT_MR_FREEZE
 #undef KIT_TRAITOR_2006
+#undef KIT_SAM_FISHER
+#undef KIT_PROP_HUNT