diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/ocd.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/ocd.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index f231c65eb32..00000000000
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/ocd.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,11 +0,0 @@
-/obj/item/devices/bureaucratic_error_remote
-	name = "Occupational Corruption Device"
-	desc = "When you need to make the lives of new-hires that much more confusing, think OCD."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
-	icon_state = "gangtool-white"
-
-/obj/item/devices/bureaucratic_error_remote/attack_self(mob/user)
-	var/datum/round_event/bureaucratic_error/event = new()
-	event.start()
-	deadchat_broadcast(span_bold("An Occupational Corruption Device has been activated!"))
-	qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
index fe66edd0fea..54bd016ba81 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
@@ -16,14 +16,19 @@
 	limited_stock = 1 //please don't spam deadchat
 	surplus = 5
 
-/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/bureaucratic_error_remote
-	name = "Organic Resources Disturbance Inducer"
-	desc = "A device that raises hell in organic resources indirectly. Single use."
-	cost = 2
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/bureaucratic_error
+	name = "Organic Capital Disturbance Virus"
+	desc = "Randomizes job positions presented to new hires. May lead to too many/too few security officers and/or clowns. Single use."
+	item = /obj/effect/gibspawner/generic
+	surplus = 0
 	limited_stock = 1
-	item = /obj/item/devices/bureaucratic_error_remote
+	cost = 2
+	restricted = TRUE
 	restricted_roles = list(JOB_HEAD_OF_PERSONNEL, JOB_QUARTERMASTER)
-	surplus = 5
+
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/bureaucratic_error/spawn_item(spawn_path, mob/user, datum/uplink_handler/uplink_handler, atom/movable/source)
+	force_event(/datum/round_event_control/bureaucratic_error, "a syndicate virus")
+	return source
 
 /datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/clumsinessinjector //clown ops can buy this too, but it's in the pointless badassery section for them
 	name = "Clumsiness Injector"
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 1d924c07614..7465f112b79 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -1995,7 +1995,6 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\lightreplacer.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\megaphone.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\multitool.dm"
-#include "code\game\objects\items\devices\ocd.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\pipe_painter.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\polycircuit.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\portable_chem_mixer.dm"