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[MIRROR] Easter Egg DLC - Captain's log and WGW [MDB IGNORE] (#16702)
* Easter Egg DLC - Captain's log and WGW (#68411) This adds two easter eggs that have been apart of SS13 lore since the game was created: Captain's Log - Broken tape recorder that (spawns on the derelict station) Woody's Got Wood - Used spellbook that makes a person go temporary blind if they read it (spawns in curators forbidden knowledge bookcase) Why It's Good For The Game These have been apart of SS13 lore for a long time. It would be cool to have some "official" easter eggs for players to discover. Changelog cl add: Add mail goodies for curator. (random books) add: Adds easter egg - Captain's Log. Tape recorder that spawns on derelict station. add: Adds easter egg - Woody's Got Wood. Will rarely appear as a mail goodie for curator. /cl * Easter Egg DLC - Captain's log and WGW Co-authored-by: Tim <timothymtorres@gmail.com>
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/// Captain's log
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/// Credits to goonstation13 for orginal SS13 lore
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/// https://wiki.ss13.co/Storyline
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/// https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M-JPH5SOmI (old video)
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/// https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA (new video)
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/obj/item/tape/captains_log
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name = "captain's log"
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desc = "A dusty old tape."
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icon_state = "tape_blue"
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used_capacity = 10 MINUTES // so the tape is full and can't be recorded over
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storedinfo = list( // the captain recorded this in several segements
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// 1st monologue (start of shift)
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"\[00:01\] Every single day I spend on this station",
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"\[00:07\] I become more and more certain that this was some kind of macabre punishment assignment",
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"\[00:17\] I don't know what I did to deserve being consigned to this glued together ball of orbital wreckage",
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"\[00:28\] But someones got it out for me",
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"\[00:36\] On the station I may well be called 'Captain'",
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"\[00:42\] But the title brings with it all the prestige and responsibility of some kind of fucking manchild kindergarten teacher",
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"\[00:55\] To think Nanotrasen loves to call this hellhole:",
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"\[01:03\] A state of the art orbital plasma research facility",
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"\[01:10\] If I remember correctly though",
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"\[01:15\] It was all about the plasma",
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"\[01:19\] It was like the new oil",
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"\[01:25\] As soon as we got all the fun exploration and discovery shit out of the way",
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"\[01:35\] We started drilling",
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"\[01:40\] All the companies and industries wanted to guzzle it up",
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"\[01:48\] Despite the fact we knew jack shit about it and still don't",
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"\[01:55\] But that didn't stop them",
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"\[01:59\] (clicking sound)",
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// 2nd monologue (early shift)
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"\[15:05\] So they give me a crew of scientists and engineers to research and harness this so called plasma",
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"\[15:15\] Not to mention the INCOMPETENT security",
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"\[15:20\] The HOMICIDAL chef",
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"\[15:25\] SUSPICIOUS fucking detective",
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"\[15:29\] USELESS clown",
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"\[15:35\] And BATSHIT fucking janitors",
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"\[15:46\] That includes the crotchety fucking IBM piece of shit we're supposed to call an AI",
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"\[15:52\] And it's legion of cyborg assholes",
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"\[15:58\] If this wasn't bad enough there is the wizards federation to worry about",
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"\[16:06\] Crazy bastards",
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"\[16:10\] What can be worse than a bunch of plasma-humping-space-freaks?",
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"\[16:17\] The syndicate",
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"\[16:21\] Hell bent on nuking everything we've accomplished to kingdom come",
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"\[16:27\] Yet the crew still goes about their daily business",
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"\[16:33\] Constantly looking over their shoulder in suspicion of one another",
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"\[16:40\] And who wouldn't? Even the monkeys on board for genetic testing are monitored 24/7",
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"\[16:52\] Despite it all though",
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"\[16:56\] These cruel, paranoid, rejects spend every waking hour perfecting their robust combat skills",
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"\[17:00\] Or wondering in awe at the promise plasma has to offer",
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"\[17:07\] And if things go wrong it's hardly a problem",
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"\[17:17\] Our advanced genetics and medical staff can ensure a 2nd life in matter of minutes",
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// 3rd monologue (middle shift)
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"\[28:03\] I don't know why i'm even recording this...",
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"\[28:13\] I sure as hell don't need it for myself",
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"\[28:25\] Sure, I could upload it with all the evidence and dirt i've found over the years on Nanotrasen",
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"\[28:32\] But what's the point?",
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"\[28:36\] Who would give a shit other than corporate making me suddenly disappear?",
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"\[28:47\] I suppose I could send and upload it to the network and let people make their own judgements",
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"\[28:59\] After all, i'm the one sitting out here in deep space, cruising along leisurely",
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// 4th monologue (end of shift)
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"\[47:01\] I don't care what they call me back on the station",
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"\[47:06\] I'm not a traitor!",
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"\[47:10\] I'm a man of principles and standards",
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"\[47:17\] And if lives get in the way of those principles, so be it",
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"\[47:22\] I'd say I'm the better man here",
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"\[47:32\] Once they called me captain, but when it's all said and done",
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"\[47:41\] I'll be a hero",
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"\[47:45\] If you run across this transmission by chance",
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"\[47:52\] Get you pudgy little nerd ass over to Space Station 13 and start busting heads.",
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"\[48:00\] (farting noises)",
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)
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timestamp = list(
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// 1st monologue (start of shift)
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1 SECONDS,
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7 SECONDS,
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17 SECONDS,
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28 SECONDS,
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36 SECONDS,
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42 SECONDS,
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55 SECONDS,
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1 MINUTES + 3 SECONDS,
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1 MINUTES + 10 SECONDS,
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1 MINUTES + 15 SECONDS,
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1 MINUTES + 19 SECONDS,
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1 MINUTES + 25 SECONDS,
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1 MINUTES + 35 SECONDS,
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1 MINUTES + 40 SECONDS,
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1 MINUTES + 48 SECONDS,
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1 MINUTES + 55 SECONDS,
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1 MINUTES + 59 SECONDS,
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// 2nd monologue (early shift)
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15 MINUTES + 5 SECONDS,
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15 MINUTES + 15 SECONDS,
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15 MINUTES + 20 SECONDS,
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15 MINUTES + 25 SECONDS,
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15 MINUTES + 29 SECONDS,
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15 MINUTES + 35 SECONDS,
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15 MINUTES + 46 SECONDS,
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15 MINUTES + 52 SECONDS,
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15 MINUTES + 58 SECONDS,
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16 MINUTES + 6 SECONDS,
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16 MINUTES + 10 SECONDS,
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16 MINUTES + 17 SECONDS,
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16 MINUTES + 21 SECONDS,
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16 MINUTES + 27 SECONDS,
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16 MINUTES + 33 SECONDS,
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16 MINUTES + 40 SECONDS,
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16 MINUTES + 52 SECONDS,
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16 MINUTES + 56 SECONDS,
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17 MINUTES + 0 SECONDS,
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17 MINUTES + 7 SECONDS,
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17 MINUTES + 17 SECONDS,
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// 3rd monologue (middle shift)
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28 MINUTES + 3 SECONDS,
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28 MINUTES + 13 SECONDS,
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28 MINUTES + 25 SECONDS,
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28 MINUTES + 32 SECONDS,
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28 MINUTES + 36 SECONDS,
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28 MINUTES + 47 SECONDS,
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28 MINUTES + 59 SECONDS,
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// 4th monologue (end of shift)
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47 MINUTES + 1 SECONDS,
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47 MINUTES + 6 SECONDS,
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47 MINUTES + 10 SECONDS,
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47 MINUTES + 17 SECONDS,
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47 MINUTES + 22 SECONDS,
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47 MINUTES + 32 SECONDS,
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47 MINUTES + 41 SECONDS,
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47 MINUTES + 45 SECONDS,
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47 MINUTES + 52 SECONDS,
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48 MINUTES + 0 SECONDS,
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)
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/obj/item/tape/captains_log/Initialize(mapload)
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. = ..()
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unspool() // the tape spawns damaged
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