diff --git a/code/modules/asset_cache/assets/paper.dm b/code/modules/asset_cache/assets/paper.dm
index 8653cff0dd1..32601e587fb 100644
--- a/code/modules/asset_cache/assets/paper.dm
+++ b/code/modules/asset_cache/assets/paper.dm
@@ -18,6 +18,11 @@
 		"stamp-solfed" = 'modular_skyrat/master_files/icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-solfed.png',
 		// SKYRAT ADDITION: END - Other stamp icons
 
+		//BUBBERSTATION ADDITION: START - Bubberstation Stamp Icons
+		"stamp-merged" = 'icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-merged.png',
+		"stamp-closed" = 'icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-closed.png',
+		//BUBBERSTATION ADDITION: END - Bubberstation Stamp Icons
+
 		"stamp-clown" = 'icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-clown.png',
 		"stamp-deny" = 'icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-deny.png',
 		"stamp-ok" = 'icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-ok.png',
@@ -34,4 +39,5 @@
 		"stamp-mime" = 'icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-mime.png',
 		"stamp-centcom" = 'icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-centcom.png',
 		"stamp-syndicate" = 'icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-syndicate.png'
+
 	)
diff --git a/icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-closed.png b/icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-closed.png
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..cc1857c7176
Binary files /dev/null and b/icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-closed.png differ
diff --git a/icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-merged.png b/icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-merged.png
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..cb92debdbd1
Binary files /dev/null and b/icons/stamp_icons/large_stamp-merged.png differ
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot_rare.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot_rare.dm
index 842bed153c4..41ade7626e2 100644
--- a/modular_zubbers/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot_rare.dm
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot_rare.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(rarity_loot, list(//rare: really good items
 		/obj/item/survivalcapsule/bathroom = 1
 	) = 25,
 	/obj/item/table_clock = 50,
+	/obj/item/storage/briefcase/coderbus = 25,
 	list(
 		/obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/antitide = 1,
 		/obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/beanbag = 1,
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/items/storage/briefcase.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/items/storage/briefcase.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..302296d4602
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/items/storage/briefcase.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/obj/item/storage/briefcase/coderbus
+	folder_path = null //I hate this whole fucking system wtf.
+
+/obj/item/storage/briefcase/coderbus/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/folder/coderbus(src)
+	new /obj/item/stamp/coderbus/merged(src)
+	new /obj/item/stamp/coderbus/closed(src)
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/scientist.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/scientist.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..4f645a6a565
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/scientist.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/research_director/PopulateContents()
+	..()
+	new /obj/item/storage/briefcase/coderbus(src)
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/paperwork/folders_premade.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/paperwork/folders_premade.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..470e910a3c0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/paperwork/folders_premade.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/obj/item/folder/coderbus
+	icon_state = "folder_syndie" //honestly
+
+/obj/item/folder/coderbus/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	for(var/i in 1 to rand(3,8))
+		new /obj/item/paper/fluff/merge_my_fucking_pr(src)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/paperwork/paper_premade.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/paperwork/paper_premade.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..2336e7061e0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/paperwork/paper_premade.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+/obj/item/paper/fluff/merge_my_fucking_pr
+	default_raw_text = "UH OH"
+
+/obj/item/paper/fluff/merge_my_fucking_pr/Initialize(mapload)
+
+	//I love madlibs.
+	//The fallbacks should never roll but you never know.
+	var/pr_number = 40000 + (text2num(copytext("\ref[src]",2),16) % 100000) //While scientific notation is funny, it wasn't precise enough
+	var/thing_to_remove = lowertext(pick_list_replacements(ION_FILE, "ionobjects")) || "Kebab" //2006 called, they want their meme back
+	var/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/selfdestruct/self_destruct = locate() in SSmachines.get_machines_by_type_and_subtypes(/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/selfdestruct) //Wait, why the fuck are we trying to get the nuke??? Coder backdoor???
+	if(self_destruct)
+		if(self_destruct.r_code == NUKE_CODE_UNSET)
+			self_destruct.r_code = random_nukecode()
+			message_admins("Through salt PRs, the self-destruct code was set to \"[self_destruct.r_code]\".")
+		if(self_destruct.r_code == pr_number)
+			thing_to_remove = "the station's nuclear self-destruct device" //Just made every senior admin shit themselves with this line. 1 in 140,000 chance, by the way.
+
+	var/title = "Removes [capitalize(thing_to_remove)]"
+	var/author = "[pick(GLOB.first_names)] [pick(GLOB.last_names)]" || "Joe Momma"
+	var/author_dash = replacetextEx(author," ","-")
+	var/conversation = pick_list_replacements(HALLUCINATION_FILE, "conversation") || "Fuck off?"
+	var/redpill = pick_list_replacements(REDPILL_FILE, "redpill_questions") || "Why not?"
+	var/job = replacetextEx(pick_list_replacements(HALLUCINATION_FILE, "people") ,"\\%TARGETNAME","Security") || "Security"
+	var/traitor = replacetextEx(pick_list_replacements(HALLUCINATION_FILE, "accusations") ,"\\%TARGETNAME","a griefer") || "a griefer"
+	var/location = replacetextEx(pick_list_replacements(HALLUCINATION_FILE, "location") ,"\\%TARGETNAME","dorms") || "dorms"
+	var/branch = replacetextEx("[traitor]-[thing_to_remove]-removal"," ","-")
+	var/dirty_commits = rand(4,75)
+
+	default_raw_text = {"
+	<h1>[title] #[pr_number]</h1>
+	[author] wants to merge [dirty_commits] commits into \[Space-Station-13:master\] from \[[author_dash]:[branch]\]
+	<br>
+	<br>
+	<br>
+	<br>
+	<br>
+	<hr>
+	<h2>About The Pull Request</h2>
+	<hr>
+	<p>Removes [thing_to_remove].</p>
+	<br>
+	<h2>Why It's Good For The Station</h2>
+	<hr>
+	<p>[redpill]</p>
+	<p>
+	[pick("The Research Directior needs","Security needs","We need","Central Command needs","Nanotrasen needs")] to remove [thing_to_remove] from
+	[pick("the Station","the Crew",job,location)]. [pick("You might be thinking","You're probablly wondering","You might be saying","One might think","Some might say")]
+	"[conversation]", [pick("so let me explain","and you'd normally be right","but let me explain","so let me have a moment of your time","give me a second to explain")].
+	<br><br>
+	[pick("One time","Previously","Last shift","A few moments ago")] that damn griefer george melons was [traitor] [pick("as","while they were")] [job] and [pick("he","they")]
+	[pick("killed","assaulted","ass slapped","smacked","bwoinked")] [pick("me","my person","my well being","my ass")] [pick("in","near","around")] [location]
+	[pick("with","using","while I didn't have any")] [thing_to_remove]. This [pick("should not have happened","was fucking stupid","made me cry","wasted my time","annoyed me")] so I am
+	[pick("petitioning","begging","asking","demanding")] for it to be removed.
+	</p>
+	<br>
+	<h1>Changelog</h1>
+	<hr>
+	CL [author]<br>
+	[pick("del","remove","balance","fix","bugfix")]: Removes [thing_to_remove]<br>
+	/CL
+	"}
+
+	name = "[initial(name)] - pull request #[pr_number], [title]"
+
+	return ..()
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..e7649726bc9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zubbers/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+/obj/item/stamp/coderbus
+	icon = 'modular_zubbers/icons/obj/service/bureaucracy.dmi'
+	icon_state = null
+	desc = "A rubber stamp for stamping unimportant requests."
+
+/obj/item/stamp/coderbus/merged
+	name = "merged rubber stamp"
+	icon_state = "stamp-merged"
+	dye_color = DYE_PURPLE
+
+/obj/item/stamp/coderbus/closed
+	name = "closed rubber stamp"
+	icon_state = "stamp-closed"
+	dye_color = DYE_RED
diff --git a/modular_zubbers/icons/obj/service/bureaucracy.dmi b/modular_zubbers/icons/obj/service/bureaucracy.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..25aa8fab525
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_zubbers/icons/obj/service/bureaucracy.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 43b4e4cb377..5c5e3240905 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -8017,9 +8017,11 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\robot\robot_upgrades\adv_plasmacutter_upgrade.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\stacks\medical.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\storage\briefcase.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\items\storage\guncases.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\structures\trash_pile.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\structures\beds_chairs\sofa.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\structures\crates_lockers\closets\secure\scientist.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\objects\structures\plaques\static_plaques.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\traits\negative.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\game\traits\neutral.dm"
@@ -8134,6 +8136,9 @@
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\opposing_force\code\equipment\antagonist_powers.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\pai\ghost_pai.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\paperwork\fax.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\paperwork\folders_premade.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\paperwork\paper_premade.dm"
+#include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\paperwork\stamps.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\power\supermatter\supermatter_gas.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\projectiles\ammunition\ballistic\smg.dm"
 #include "modular_zubbers\code\modules\projectiles\boxes_magazines\external\smg.dm"