diff --git a/code/game/atoms.dm b/code/game/atoms.dm
index 4502ff7675f..2a7066abeef 100644
--- a/code/game/atoms.dm
+++ b/code/game/atoms.dm
@@ -380,3 +380,5 @@ var/list/blood_splatter_icons = list()
 
 /atom/proc/handle_slip()
 	return
+/atom/proc/singularity_act()
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/overlays.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/overlays.dm
index 0cc1312bb81..84099ef3522 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/overlays.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/overlays.dm
@@ -3,6 +3,9 @@
 	unacidable = 1
 	var/i_attached//Added for possible image attachments to objects. For hallucinations and the like.
 
+obj/effect/overlay/singularity_act()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/overlay/beam//Not actually a projectile, just an effect.
 	name="beam"
 	icon='icons/effects/beam.dmi'
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
index 776dca795a5..0f09d860cca 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
@@ -62,6 +62,11 @@
 		crit_fail = 1
 		icon_state = "brokenpack"
 
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/holding/singularity_act(current_size)
+	var/dist = max((current_size - 2),1)
+	explosion(src.loc,(dist),(dist*2),(dist*4))
+	return
+
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/santabag
 	name = "Santa's Gift Bag"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/objs.dm b/code/game/objects/objs.dm
index f45a8b5766f..20805e43bdf 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/objs.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/objs.dm
@@ -134,3 +134,8 @@
 		var/obj/Loc=loc
 		Loc.on_log()
 
+/obj/singularity_act()
+	ex_act(1.0)
+	if(src && isnull(gc_destroyed))
+		qdel(src)
+	return 2
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diff --git a/code/game/turfs/space/space.dm b/code/game/turfs/space/space.dm
index fe355624d19..13893942dfd 100644
--- a/code/game/turfs/space/space.dm
+++ b/code/game/turfs/space/space.dm
@@ -208,4 +208,7 @@ proc/setup_map_transitions() //listamania
 		else
 			S.transition = directions[Z_NORTH]
 
-		S.Assign_Destination()
\ No newline at end of file
+		S.Assign_Destination()
+
+/turf/space/singularity_act()
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/turfs/turf.dm b/code/game/turfs/turf.dm
index c5a7f9d6c33..b6cace05907 100644
--- a/code/game/turfs/turf.dm
+++ b/code/game/turfs/turf.dm
@@ -370,4 +370,14 @@
 				M << "<span class='notice'>You slipped!</span>"
 			playsound(M.loc, 'sound/misc/slip.ogg', 50, 1, -3)
 			return 1
-	return 0 // no success. Used in clown pda and wet floors
\ No newline at end of file
+	return 0 // no success. Used in clown pda and wet floors
+
+/turf/singularity_act()
+	if(intact)
+		for(var/obj/O in contents)
+			if(O.level != 1)
+				continue
+			if(O.invisibility == 101)
+				O.singularity_act()
+	ChangeTurf(/turf/space)
+	return(2)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index e9c20065506..95029bf066d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -705,4 +705,15 @@
 		facial_hair_style = "Shaved"
 	hair_style = pick("Bedhead", "Bedhead 2", "Bedhead 3")
 	underwear = "Nude"
-	regenerate_icons()
\ No newline at end of file
+	regenerate_icons()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/singularity_act()
+	var/gain = 20
+	if((mind.assigned_role == "Station Engineer") || (mind.assigned_role == "Chief Engineer") )
+		gain = 100
+	if(mind.assigned_role == "Clown")
+		gain = rand(-300, 300)
+	investigate_log(" has consumed [key_name(src)].","singulo") //Oh that's where the clown ended up!
+	gib()
+	sleep(1)
+	return(gain)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index fad2f1154e8..31d32480ead 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -630,3 +630,10 @@
 				src.unEquip(what)
 				who.equip_to_slot_if_possible(what, where, 0, 1)
 				add_logs(src, who, "equipped", object=what)
+
+/mob/living/singularity_act()
+	var/gain = 20
+	investigate_log(" has consumed [key_name(src)].","singulo") //Oh that's where the clown ended up!
+	gib()
+	sleep(1)
+	return(gain)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/singularity.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/singularity.dm
index 349f4f1d581..cc8db95569a 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/singularity.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/singularity.dm
@@ -25,9 +25,8 @@
 	var/event_chance = 15 //Prob for event each tick
 	var/target = null //its target. moves towards the target if it has one
 	var/last_failed_movement = 0//Will not move in the same dir if it couldnt before, will help with the getting stuck on fields thing
-	var/teleport_del = 0
 	var/last_warning
-	var/list/uneatable = list(/turf/space, /obj/effect/overlay)
+	var/list/uneatable = null
 
 /obj/machinery/singularity/New(loc, var/starting_energy = 50, var/temp = 0)
 	//CARN: admin-alert for chuckle-fuckery.
@@ -244,60 +243,8 @@
 
 
 /obj/machinery/singularity/proc/consume(var/atom/A)
-	var/gain = 0
-	if(is_type_in_list(A, uneatable))
-		return 0
-	if (istype(A,/mob/living))//Mobs get gibbed
-		var/mob/living/M = A
-		gain = 20
-		if(istype(M,/mob/living/carbon/human))
-			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-			if(H.mind)
-
-				if((H.mind.assigned_role == "Station Engineer") || (H.mind.assigned_role == "Chief Engineer") )
-					gain = 100
-
-				if(H.mind.assigned_role == "Clown")
-					gain = rand(-300, 300) // HONK
-
-		investigate_log(" has consumed [key_name(M)].","singulo") //Oh that's where the clown ended up!
-		M.gib()
-		sleep(1)
-	else if(istype(A,/obj/))
-
-		if (istype(A,/obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/holding))
-			var/dist = max((current_size - 2),1)
-			explosion(src.loc,(dist),(dist*2),(dist*4))
-			return
-
-		if(istype(A, /obj/machinery/singularity))//Welp now you did it
-			var/obj/machinery/singularity/S = A
-			src.energy += (S.energy/2)//Absorb most of it
-			qdel(S)
-			var/dist = max((current_size - 2),1)
-			explosion(src.loc,(dist),(dist*2),(dist*4))
-			return//Quits here, the obj should be gone, hell we might be
-
-		if((teleport_del) && (!istype(A, /obj/machinery)))//Going to see if it does not lag less to tele items over to Z 2
-			var/obj/O = A
-			O.x = 2
-			O.y = 2
-			O.z = 2
-		else
-			A.ex_act(1.0)
-			if(A && isnull(A.gc_destroyed))
-				qdel(A)
-		gain = 2
-	else if(isturf(A))
-		var/turf/T = A
-		if(T.intact)
-			for(var/obj/O in T.contents)
-				if(O.level != 1)
-					continue
-				if(O.invisibility == 101)
-					src.consume(O)
-		T.ChangeTurf(/turf/space)
-		gain = 2
+	var/gain = A.singularity_act()
+	A.singularity_act(current_size)
 	src.energy += gain
 	return
 
@@ -456,4 +403,11 @@
 	for(var/obj/machinery/power/rad_collector/R in rad_collectors)
 		if(get_dist(R, src) <= 15) // Better than using orange() every process
 			R.receive_pulse(energy)
-	return
\ No newline at end of file
+	return
+
+/obj/machinery/singularity/singularity_act()
+	var/gain = (energy/2)
+	var/dist = max((current_size - 2),1)
+	explosion(src.loc,(dist),(dist*2),(dist*4))
+	qdel()
+	return(gain)
\ No newline at end of file