diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/magnitis.dm b/code/datums/diseases/magnitis.dm
index 8118dac6f60..6d4c22d5ed1 100644
--- a/code/datums/diseases/magnitis.dm
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/magnitis.dm
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
 	switch(stage)
 		if(2)
 			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
-				to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel a slight shock course through your body."))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("Your skin tingles with energy."))
 			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
 				for(var/obj/nearby_object in orange(2, affected_mob))
 					if(nearby_object.anchored || !(nearby_object.flags_1 & CONDUCT_1))
@@ -36,41 +36,31 @@
 					nearby_silicon.Move(get_step(nearby_silicon, move_dir), move_dir)
 		if(3)
 			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
-				to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel a strong shock course through your body."))
-			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
-				to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel like clowning around."))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("Your hair stands on end."))
 			if(DT_PROB(2, delta_time))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel a light shock course through your body."))
 				for(var/obj/nearby_object in orange(4, affected_mob))
 					if(nearby_object.anchored || !(nearby_object.flags_1 & CONDUCT_1))
 						continue
 					for(var/i in 1 to rand(1, 2))
-						var/move_dir = get_dir(nearby_object, affected_mob)
-						if(!nearby_object.Move(get_step(nearby_object, move_dir), move_dir))
-							break
+						nearby_object.throw_at(affected_mob, 4, 3)
 				for(var/mob/living/silicon/nearby_silicon in orange(4, affected_mob))
 					if(isAI(nearby_silicon))
 						continue
 					for(var/i in 1 to rand(1, 2))
-						var/move_dir = get_dir(nearby_silicon, affected_mob)
-						if(!nearby_silicon.Move(get_step(nearby_silicon, move_dir), move_dir))
-							break
+						nearby_silicon.throw_at(affected_mob, 4, 3)
 		if(4)
-			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
-				to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel a powerful shock course through your body."))
 			if(DT_PROB(1, delta_time))
 				to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You query upon the nature of miracles."))
 			if(DT_PROB(4, delta_time))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, span_danger("You feel a powerful shock course through your body."))
 				for(var/obj/nearby_object in orange(6, affected_mob))
 					if(nearby_object.anchored || !(nearby_object.flags_1 & CONDUCT_1))
 						continue
 					for(var/i in 1 to rand(1, 3))
-						var/move_dir = get_dir(nearby_object, affected_mob)
-						if(!nearby_object.Move(get_step(nearby_object, move_dir), move_dir))
-							break
+						nearby_object.throw_at(affected_mob, 6, 5) // I really wanted to use addtimers to stagger out when everything gets thrown but it would probably cause a lot of lag.
 				for(var/mob/living/silicon/nearby_silicon in orange(6, affected_mob))
 					if(isAI(nearby_silicon))
 						continue
 					for(var/i in 1 to rand(1, 3))
-						var/move_dir = get_dir(nearby_silicon, affected_mob)
-						if(!nearby_silicon.Move(get_step(nearby_silicon, move_dir), move_dir))
-							break
+						nearby_silicon.throw_at(affected_mob, 6, 5)