diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies/anomalies_dimensional.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies/anomalies_dimensional.dm
index 2d9b8ec71b4..9aea9dfea6a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies/anomalies_dimensional.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies/anomalies_dimensional.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 	/// Range of effect, if left alone anomaly will convert a 2(range)+1 squared area.
 	var/range = 3
 	/// List of turfs this anomaly will try to transform before relocating
-	var/list/turf/target_turfs = new()
+	var/list/turf/target_turfs = list()
 	/// Current anomaly 'theme', dictates what tiles to create.
 	var/datum/dimension_theme/theme
 	/// Effect displaying on the anomaly to represent the theme.
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@
 	var/turf/affected_turf = target_turfs[1]
 	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/transmute_tile_flash(affected_turf)
 	theme.apply_theme(affected_turf)
-	target_turfs.Remove(affected_turf)
+	target_turfs -= affected_turf
 
 /**
  * Prepare a new area for transformation into a new theme.
@@ -50,11 +50,10 @@
 	theme = new new_theme_path()
 	apply_theme_icon()
 
-	target_turfs = new()
-	var/list/turfs = spiral_range_turfs(range, src)
-	for (var/turf/turf in turfs)
+	target_turfs = list()
+	for (var/turf/turf as anything in spiral_range_turfs(range, src))
 		if (theme.can_convert(turf))
-			target_turfs.Add(turf)
+			target_turfs += turf
 
 /**
  * Applies an overlay icon based on the current theme.
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies/anomalies_dimensional_themes.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies/anomalies_dimensional_themes.dm
index d1500e8bd89..16408ea9ce6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies/anomalies_dimensional_themes.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies/anomalies_dimensional_themes.dm
@@ -3,6 +3,8 @@
  * Datum which describes a theme and replaces turfs and objects in specified locations to match that theme
  */
 /datum/dimension_theme
+	/// Human readable name of the theme
+	var/name = "Unnamed Theme"
 	/// An icon to display to represent the theme
 	var/icon/icon
 	/// Icon state to use to represent the theme
@@ -16,11 +18,16 @@
 	/// Typepath of turf to replace walls with.
 	var/turf/replace_walls = /turf/closed/wall/material
 	/// List of weighted lists for object replacement. Key is an original typepath, value is a weighted list of typepaths to replace it with.
-	var/list/replace_objs = list(\
-		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/greyscale = 1), \
-		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/material = 1, /obj/machinery/door/airlock/material/glass = 1), \
-		/obj/structure/table = list(/obj/structure/table/greyscale = 1), \
-		/obj/structure/toilet = list(/obj/structure/toilet/greyscale = 1),)
+	var/list/replace_objs = list(
+		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/greyscale = 1),
+		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/material = 1, /obj/machinery/door/airlock/material/glass = 1),
+		/obj/structure/table = list(/obj/structure/table/greyscale = 1),
+		/obj/structure/toilet = list(/obj/structure/toilet/greyscale = 1),
+	)
+	/// List of random spawns to place in completely open turfs
+	var/list/random_spawns
+	/// Prob of placing a random spawn in a completely open turf
+	var/random_spawn_chance = 0
 	/// Typepath of full-size windows which will replace existing ones
 	/// These need to be separate from replace_objs because we don't want to replace dir windows with full ones and they share typepath
 	var/obj/structure/window/replace_window
@@ -38,15 +45,33 @@
  * Arguments
  * * affected_turf - Turf to transform.
  */
-/datum/dimension_theme/proc/apply_theme(turf/affected_turf)
+/datum/dimension_theme/proc/apply_theme(turf/affected_turf, skip_sound = FALSE)
 	if (!replace_turf(affected_turf))
 		return
-	playsound(affected_turf, sound, 100, TRUE)
+	if (!skip_sound)
+		playsound(affected_turf, sound, 100, TRUE)
 	for (var/obj/object in affected_turf)
 		replace_object(object)
+	if (length(random_spawns) && prob(random_spawn_chance) && !affected_turf.is_blocked_turf(exclude_mobs = TRUE))
+		var/random_spawn_picked = pick(random_spawns)
+		new random_spawn_picked(affected_turf)
 	if (material)
 		apply_materials(affected_turf)
 
+/**
+ * Applies the transformation to a list of turfs, ensuring a sound is only played every few turfs to reduce noice spam
+ *
+ * Arguments
+ * * list/turf/all_turfs - List of turfs to transform.
+ */
+/datum/dimension_theme/proc/apply_theme_to_list_of_turfs(list/turf/all_turfs)
+	var/every_nth_turf = 0
+	for (var/turf/turf as anything in all_turfs)
+		if(can_convert(turf))
+			apply_theme(turf, skip_sound = (every_nth_turf % 7 != 0))
+			every_nth_turf++
+		CHECK_TICK
+
 /**
  * Returns true if you actually can transform the provided turf.
  *
@@ -75,6 +100,8 @@
  * * affected_turf - Turf to transform.
  */
 /datum/dimension_theme/proc/replace_turf(turf/affected_turf)
+	PROTECTED_PROC(TRUE)
+
 	if (isfloorturf(affected_turf))
 		if (isindestructiblefloor(affected_turf))
 			return FALSE
@@ -96,6 +123,8 @@
  * * affected_floor - Floor turf to transform.
  */
 /datum/dimension_theme/proc/transform_floor(turf/open/floor/affected_floor)
+	PROTECTED_PROC(TRUE)
+
 	if (replace_floors.len == 0)
 		return FALSE
 	affected_floor.replace_floor(pick_weight(replace_floors), flags = CHANGETURF_INHERIT_AIR)
@@ -108,6 +137,8 @@
  * * object - Object to replace.
  */
 /datum/dimension_theme/proc/replace_object(obj/object)
+	PROTECTED_PROC(TRUE)
+
 	if (istype(object, /obj/structure/window))
 		transform_window(object)
 		return
@@ -128,10 +159,11 @@
  * * object - Object to transform.
  */
 /datum/dimension_theme/proc/get_replacement_object_typepath(obj/object)
+	PROTECTED_PROC(TRUE)
+
 	for (var/type in replace_objs)
 		if (istype(object, type))
 			return pick_weight(replace_objs[type])
-	return
 
 /**
  * Replaces a window with a different window and recolours it.
@@ -141,6 +173,8 @@
  * * object - Object to transform.
  */
 /datum/dimension_theme/proc/transform_window(obj/structure/window/window)
+	PROTECTED_PROC(TRUE)
+
 	if (!window.fulltile)
 		return
 	if (!replace_window)
@@ -166,10 +200,10 @@
  * * object - Object to transform.
  */
 /datum/dimension_theme/proc/permit_replace_material(obj/object)
-	for (var/type in PERMITTED_MATERIAL_REPLACE_TYPES)
-		if (istype(object, type))
-			return TRUE
-	return FALSE
+	PROTECTED_PROC(TRUE)
+
+	return is_type_in_list(object, PERMITTED_MATERIAL_REPLACE_TYPES)
+
 
 /**
  * Applies a new custom material to the contents of a provided turf.
@@ -178,6 +212,8 @@
  * * affected_turf - Turf to transform.
  */
 /datum/dimension_theme/proc/apply_materials(turf/affected_turf)
+	PROTECTED_PROC(TRUE)
+
 	var/list/custom_materials = list(GET_MATERIAL_REF(material) = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT)
 
 	if (istype(affected_turf, /turf/open/floor/material) || istype(affected_turf, /turf/closed/wall/material))
@@ -193,79 +229,110 @@
 /////////////////////
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/gold
+	name = "Gold"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/stack_objects.dmi'
 	icon_state = "sheet-gold_2"
 	material = /datum/material/gold
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/plasma
+	name = "Plasma"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/masks.dmi'
 	icon_state = "gas_alt"
 	material = /datum/material/plasma
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/clown
+	name = "Clown"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/masks.dmi'
 	icon_state = "clown"
 	material = /datum/material/bananium
 	sound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/radioactive
+	name = "Radioactive"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/ore.dmi'
 	icon_state = "Uranium ore"
 	material = /datum/material/uranium
 	sound = 'sound/items/welder.ogg'
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/meat
+	name = "Meat"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/food/meat.dmi'
 	icon_state = "meat"
 	material = /datum/material/meat
 	sound = 'sound/items/eatfood.ogg'
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/pizza
+	name = "Pizza"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/food/pizza.dmi'
 	icon_state = "pizzamargherita"
 	material = /datum/material/pizza
 	sound = 'sound/items/eatfood.ogg'
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/natural
+	name = "Natural"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/service/hydroponics/harvest.dmi'
 	icon_state = "map_flower"
 	window_colour = "#00f7ff"
 	replace_floors = list(/turf/open/floor/grass = 1)
 	replace_walls = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/wood/nonmetal
-	replace_objs = list(\
-		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/wood = 3, /obj/structure/chair/wood/wings = 1), \
-		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood = 1, /obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood/glass = 1), \
-		/obj/structure/table = list(/obj/structure/table/wood = 5, /obj/structure/table/wood/fancy = 1),)
+	replace_objs = list(
+		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/wood = 3, /obj/structure/chair/wood/wings = 1),
+		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood = 1, /obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood/glass = 1),
+		/obj/structure/table = list(/obj/structure/table/wood = 5, /obj/structure/table/wood/fancy = 1),
+	)
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/bamboo
+	name = "Bamboo"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/service/hydroponics/harvest.dmi'
 	icon_state = "bamboo"
 	replace_floors = list(/turf/open/floor/bamboo = 1)
 	replace_walls = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/bamboo
 	replace_window = /obj/structure/window/paperframe
-	replace_objs = list(\
-		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/stool/bamboo = 1), \
-		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood = 1, /obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood/glass = 1), \
-		/obj/structure/table = list(/obj/structure/table/wood = 1),)
+	replace_objs = list(
+		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/stool/bamboo = 1),
+		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood = 1, /obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood/glass = 1),
+		/obj/structure/table = list(/obj/structure/table/wood = 1),
+	)
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/icebox
-	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/shoes.dmi'
-	icon_state = "iceboots"
+	name = "Winter"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/head/costume.dmi'
+	icon_state = "snowman_h"
 	window_colour = "#00f7ff"
 	material = /datum/material/snow
 	replace_floors = list(/turf/open/floor/fake_snow = 10, /turf/open/floor/fakeice/slippery = 1)
 	replace_walls = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/snow
+	random_spawns = list(
+		/obj/structure/flora/grass/both/style_random,
+		/obj/structure/flora/grass/brown/style_random,
+		/obj/structure/flora/grass/green/style_random,
+	)
+	random_spawn_chance = 8
+
+/datum/dimension_theme/icebox/winter_cabin
+	name = "Winter Cabin"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/shoes.dmi'
+	icon_state = "iceboots"
+	replace_walls = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/wood
+	replace_objs = list(
+		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/wood = 1),
+		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood = 1),
+		/obj/structure/table = list(/obj/structure/table/wood = 1),
+	)
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/lavaland
+	name = "Lavaland"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/stack_objects.dmi'
 	icon_state = "goliath_hide"
 	window_colour = "#860000"
 	replace_floors = list(/turf/open/floor/fakebasalt = 5, /turf/open/floor/fakepit = 1)
 	replace_walls = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/cult
-	replace_objs = list(\
-		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/external/glass/ruin = 1))
+	replace_objs = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/external/glass/ruin = 1))
+	random_spawns = list(/mob/living/basic/mining/goldgrub)
+	random_spawn_chance = 1
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/space
+	name = "Space"
 	icon = 'icons/effects/effects.dmi'
 	icon_state = "blessed"
 	window_colour = "#000000"
@@ -275,6 +342,7 @@
 	replace_objs = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/external/glass/ruin = 1))
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/glass
+	name = "Glass"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/debris.dmi'
 	icon_state = "small"
 	material = /datum/material/glass
@@ -282,6 +350,7 @@
 	sound = SFX_SHATTER
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/fancy
+	name = "Fancy"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/head/costume.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fancycrown"
 	replace_walls = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/wood/nonmetal
@@ -301,15 +370,18 @@
 	/turf/open/floor/carpet/royalblue,)
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/fancy/New()
+	. = ..()
 	replace_floors = list(pick(FANCY_CARPETS) = 1)
-	replace_objs = list(\
-		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/comfy = 1), \
-		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood = 1, /obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood/glass = 1), \
-		/obj/structure/table/wood = list(pick(subtypesof(/obj/structure/table/wood/fancy)) = 1),)
+	replace_objs = list(
+		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/comfy = 1),
+		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood = 1, /obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood/glass = 1),
+		/obj/structure/table/wood = list(pick(subtypesof(/obj/structure/table/wood/fancy)) = 1),
+	)
 
 #undef FANCY_CARPETS
 
 /datum/dimension_theme/disco
+	name = "Disco"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/lighting.dmi'
 	icon_state = "lbulb"
 	material = /datum/material/glass
@@ -322,3 +394,40 @@
 	var/turf/open/floor/light/disco_floor = affected_floor
 	disco_floor.currentcolor = pick(disco_floor.coloredlights)
 	disco_floor.update_appearance()
+
+/datum/dimension_theme/jungle
+	name = "Jungle"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/tiles.dmi'
+	icon_state = "tile_grass"
+	sound = SFX_CRUNCHY_BUSH_WHACK
+	replace_floors = list(/turf/open/floor/grass = 1)
+	replace_walls = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/wood
+	replace_objs = list(
+		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/wood = 1),
+		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood = 1),
+		/obj/structure/table = list(/obj/structure/table/wood = 1),
+	)
+	random_spawns = list(
+		/mob/living/carbon/human/species/monkey,
+		/obj/structure/flora/bush/ferny/style_random,
+		/obj/structure/flora/bush/grassy/style_random,
+		/obj/structure/flora/bush/leavy/style_random,
+		/obj/structure/flora/tree/palm/style_random,
+		/obj/structure/flora/bush/sparsegrass/style_random,
+		/obj/structure/flora/bush/sunny/style_random,
+	)
+	random_spawn_chance = 20
+
+/datum/dimension_theme/ayylmao
+	name = "Alien"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/antags/abductor.dmi'
+	icon_state = "sheet-abductor"
+	material = /datum/material/alloy/alien
+	replace_walls = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/abductor
+	replace_floors = list(/turf/open/floor/mineral/abductor = 1)
+	replace_objs = list(
+		/obj/structure/chair = list(/obj/structure/chair/greyscale = 9, /obj/structure/bed/abductor = 1),
+		/obj/machinery/door/airlock = list(/obj/machinery/door/airlock/material = 1, /obj/machinery/door/airlock/material/glass = 2),
+		/obj/structure/table = list(/obj/structure/table/greyscale = 9, /obj/structure/table/abductor = 1),
+		/obj/structure/toilet = list(/obj/structure/toilet/greyscale = 1),
+	)
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/grand_ritual/finales/midas.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/grand_ritual/finales/midas.dm
index b2e3329261f..98eb56fadac 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/grand_ritual/finales/midas.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/grand_ritual/finales/midas.dm
@@ -39,8 +39,4 @@
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(transform_area), turfs_to_transform["[iterator]"]), (5 SECONDS) * iterator)
 
 /datum/grand_finale/midas/proc/transform_area(list/turfs)
-	for (var/turf/transform_turf as anything in turfs)
-		if (!chosen_theme.can_convert(transform_turf))
-			continue
-		chosen_theme.apply_theme(transform_turf)
-		CHECK_TICK
+	chosen_theme.apply_theme_to_list_of_turfs(turfs)
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/grand_ritual/grand_side_effect.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/grand_ritual/grand_side_effect.dm
index 950390a7227..54e8d0fed5c 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/grand_ritual/grand_side_effect.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/grand_ritual/grand_side_effect.dm
@@ -74,8 +74,7 @@
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(staggered_transform), theme, range_turfs), (0.5 SECONDS) * iterator)
 
 /datum/grand_side_effect/transmogrify_area/proc/staggered_transform(datum/dimension_theme/theme, list/transform_turfs)
-	for (var/turf/target_turf as anything in transform_turfs)
-		theme.apply_theme(target_turf)
+	theme.apply_theme_to_list_of_turfs(transform_turfs)
 
 /// Minimum number of anomalies to create
 #define MIN_ANOMALIES_CREATED 1
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/colossus.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/colossus.dm
index f726fcb9819..6be52bf1c85 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/colossus.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/colossus.dm
@@ -238,7 +238,6 @@
 	var/use_time = 0
 	/// If we are being used
 	var/active = FALSE
-	var/list/affected_targets = list()
 	var/activation_sound = 'sound/effects/break_stone.ogg'
 	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(cooldown_timer)
 
@@ -320,14 +319,28 @@
 	possible_methods = list(ACTIVATE_MOB_BUMP, ACTIVATE_SPEECH)
 	activation_sound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
 	use_time = 3 SECONDS
+	/// List of REFs to mobs that have been turned into a clown
+	var/list/clowned_mob_refs = list()
 
 /obj/machinery/anomalous_crystal/honk/ActivationReaction(mob/user)
-	if(..() && ishuman(user) && !(user in affected_targets) && (user in viewers(src)))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/new_clown = user
-		for(var/obj/item/to_strip in new_clown)
-			new_clown.dropItemToGround(to_strip)
-		new_clown.dress_up_as_job(SSjob.GetJobType(/datum/job/clown))
-		affected_targets.Add(new_clown)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return FALSE
+
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return FALSE
+	if(!(user in viewers(src)))
+		return FALSE
+	var/clown_ref = REF(user)
+	if(clown_ref in clowned_mob_refs)
+		return FALSE
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/new_clown = user
+	for(var/obj/item/to_strip in new_clown.get_equipped_items())
+		new_clown.dropItemToGround(to_strip)
+	new_clown.dress_up_as_job(SSjob.GetJobType(/datum/job/clown))
+	clowned_mob_refs += clown_ref
+	return TRUE
 
 /// Transforms the area to look like a new one
 /obj/machinery/anomalous_crystal/theme_warp
@@ -335,130 +348,32 @@
 	activation_method = ACTIVATE_TOUCH
 	cooldown_add = 20 SECONDS
 	use_time = 5 SECONDS
-	var/datum/crystal_warp_theme/terrain_theme
+	/// Theme which we turn areas into on activation
+	var/datum/dimension_theme/terrain_theme
+	/// List of all areas we've affected
+	var/list/converted_areas = list()
 
 /obj/machinery/anomalous_crystal/theme_warp/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
-	var/terrain_type = pick(subtypesof(/datum/crystal_warp_theme))
+	var/terrain_type = pick(subtypesof(/datum/dimension_theme))
 	terrain_theme = new terrain_type()
-	observer_desc = "This crystal changes the area around it to match the theme of \"[terrain_theme]\"."
+	observer_desc = "This crystal changes the area around it to match the theme of \"[terrain_theme.name]\"."
 
 /obj/machinery/anomalous_crystal/theme_warp/ActivationReaction(mob/user, method)
 	. = ..()
 	if (!.)
 		return FALSE
 	var/area/current_area = get_area(src)
-	if (current_area in affected_targets)
+	if (current_area in converted_areas)
 		return FALSE
-	if (terrain_theme.transform_area(current_area))
-		affected_targets += current_area
+	terrain_theme.apply_theme_to_list_of_turfs(current_area.get_contained_turfs())
+	converted_areas += current_area
 	return TRUE
 
-/// Transforms an area's turfs and objects into a different theme
-/datum/crystal_warp_theme
-	/// Friendly name of theme
-	var/name = ""
-	/// Typepath of floor to replace open turfs with
-	var/floor
-	/// Typepath of wall to replace closed turfs with
-	var/wall
-	/// Typepath of object to replace chairs with
-	var/chair
-	/// Typepath of object to replace tables with
-	var/table
-	/// Typepath of things to potentially spawn on transformed open turfs
-	var/list/flora_and_fauna = list()
-	/// Chance per turf to create the things in the list above
-	var/flora_and_fauna_chance = 8
-
-/// Change appropriate objects in provided area to those matching our theme, and spawn some plants or animals
-/datum/crystal_warp_theme/proc/transform_area(area/target_area)
-	if (target_area.outdoors)
-		return FALSE
-	for(var/atom/thing in target_area)
-		if(isturf(thing))
-			replace_turf(thing)
-			continue
-		if(chair && istype(thing, /obj/structure/chair))
-			replace_object(thing, chair)
-			continue
-		if(table && istype(thing, /obj/structure/table))
-			replace_object(thing, table)
-			continue
-	return TRUE
-
-/// Replaces a turf with a different themed turf
-/datum/crystal_warp_theme/proc/replace_turf(turf/target_turf)
-	if(isindestructiblefloor(target_turf) || isindestructiblewall(target_turf) || isopenspaceturf(target_turf))
-		return
-
-	if(wall && iswallturf(target_turf))
-		target_turf.ChangeTurf(wall)
-		return
-
-	if(!isopenturf(target_turf))
-		return
-
-	if(length(flora_and_fauna) && !target_turf.is_blocked_turf(exclude_mobs = TRUE) && prob(flora_and_fauna_chance))
-		var/atom/new_flora_and_fauna = pick(flora_and_fauna)
-		new new_flora_and_fauna(target_turf)
-
-	if(floor)
-		var/turf/open/open_turf = target_turf
-		open_turf.replace_floor(floor, flags = CHANGETURF_IGNORE_AIR)
-
-/// Replaces an object with a different themed object
-/datum/crystal_warp_theme/proc/replace_object(atom/original, new_type)
-	var/atom/new_thing = new new_type(original.loc)
-	new_thing.setDir(original.dir)
-	qdel(original)
-
-// Depressurizes the place... and free cult metal, I guess.
-/datum/crystal_warp_theme/lavaland
-	name = "lavaland"
-	floor = /turf/open/floor/fakebasalt
-	wall = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/cult
-	flora_and_fauna = list(/mob/living/basic/mining/goldgrub)
-	flora_and_fauna_chance = 1
-
-// Snow terrain is slow to move in and cold! Get the assistants to shovel your driveway.
-/datum/crystal_warp_theme/winter
-	name = "winter"
-	floor = /turf/open/misc/snow/actually_safe
-	wall = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/wood
-	chair = /obj/structure/chair/wood
-	table = /obj/structure/table/glass
-	flora_and_fauna = list(
-		/obj/structure/flora/grass/both/style_random,
-		/obj/structure/flora/grass/brown/style_random,
-		/obj/structure/flora/grass/green/style_random,
-	)
-
-// Beneficial due to actually having breathable air. Plus, monkeys and bows and arrows.
-/datum/crystal_warp_theme/jungle
-	name = "jungle"
-	floor = /turf/open/floor/grass
-	wall = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/wood
-	chair = /obj/structure/chair/wood
-	table = /obj/structure/table/wood
-	flora_and_fauna = list(
-		/mob/living/carbon/human/species/monkey,
-		/obj/structure/flora/bush/ferny/style_random,
-		/obj/structure/flora/bush/grassy/style_random,
-		/obj/structure/flora/bush/leavy/style_random,
-		/obj/structure/flora/tree/palm/style_random,
-		/obj/structure/flora/bush/sparsegrass/style_random,
-		/obj/structure/flora/bush/sunny/style_random,
-	)
-	flora_and_fauna_chance = 20
-
-// Beneficial, turns stuff into alien alloy which is useful to cargo and research. Also repairs atmos.
-/datum/crystal_warp_theme/ayylmao
-	name = "ayy lmao"
-	floor = /turf/open/floor/mineral/abductor
-	wall = /turf/closed/wall/mineral/abductor
-	chair = /obj/structure/bed/abductor //ayys apparently don't have chairs. An entire species of people who only recline.
-	table = /obj/structure/table/abductor
+/obj/machinery/anomalous_crystal/theme_warp/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(terrain_theme)
+	converted_areas.Cut()
+	return ..()
 
 /obj/machinery/anomalous_crystal/emitter //Generates a projectile when interacted with
 	observer_desc = "This crystal generates a projectile when activated."