diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/holy_weapons.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/holy_weapons.dm
index 1d299b00a65..ada0f0329c0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/holy_weapons.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/holy_weapons.dm
@@ -118,6 +118,33 @@
 	desc = "The blade glows with the power of faith. Or possibly a battery."
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
 
+/obj/item/weapon/nullrod/claymore/katana
+	name = "hanzo steel"
+	desc = "Capable of cutting clean through a holy claymore."
+	icon_state = "katana"
+	item_state = "katana"
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT | SLOT_BACK
+
+/obj/item/weapon/nullrod/claymore/saber
+	name = "light energy sword"
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/blade1.ogg'
+	icon_state = "swordblue"
+	item_state = "swordblue"
+	desc = "If you strike me down, I shall adminhelp more obnoxiously than you can possibly imagine."
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
+
+/obj/item/weapon/nullrod/claymore/saber/red
+	name = "dark energy sword"
+	icon_state = "swordred"
+	item_state = "swordred"
+	desc = "Woefully ineffective when used on steep terrain."
+
+/obj/item/weapon/nullrod/claymore/saber/red/hit_reaction(mob/living/carbon/human/owner, attack_text, final_block_chance, damage, attack_type)
+	if(prob(20))
+		var/phrase = pick("No...no no, YOU will die!!!", "YEAAAAAAAARGH!!!", "I'm too weak, please, don't kill me!!!", "It's treason, then!")
+		owner.say("[phrase]")
+	..()
+
 /obj/item/weapon/nullrod/sord
 	name = "\improper UNREAL SORD"
 	desc = "This thing is so unspeakably HOLY you are having a hard time even holding it."
@@ -227,4 +254,18 @@
 		return
 	user << "You are blessed by Carp-Sie. Wild space carp will no longer attack you."
 	user.faction |= "carp"
-	used_blessing = TRUE
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+	used_blessing = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/weapon/nullrod/claymore/bostaff //May as well make it a "claymore" and inherit the blocking
+	name = "monk's staff"
+	desc = "A long, tall staff made of polished wood. Traditionally used in ancient old-Earth martial arts, now used to harass the clown."
+	w_class = 4
+	force = 15
+	block_chance = 40 //Doesn't fit on your back, so a bit better at blocking
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK
+	sharpness = IS_BLUNT
+	hitsound = "swing_hit"
+	attack_verb = list("smashed", "slammed", "whacked", "thwacked")
+	icon = 'icons/obj/weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bostaff0"
+