Soft crit, except not terrible (#30262)

* Soft crit, except a little bit harder.

* tweak

* 👌

* why was this even in here

* no radios in critical

* fix that too

* keep to original logic

* not very smart, really

* tip: do nothing tgui-side that you can do code-side, because we can't do defines in tgui

* blood trail

* can't do blood trails

* how does this even work

* harsher slowdown and more obscured vision

* it really puts it into perspective; you're fucking dying.

* stat_attack

* stop fuckin whispering into radios or whatever it is you're doing

* more fixes

* fix

* fix

* fix the radio shit

* bikeshed?

code/modules/admin/topic.dm

@@ -1597,11 +1597,13 @@
 			var/mob/living/L = M
 			var/status
 			switch (M.stat)
-				if (0)
+				if(CONSCIOUS)
 					status = "Alive"
-				if (1)
-					status = "<font color='orange'><b>Unconscious</b></font>"
-				if (2)
+				if(SOFT_CRIT)
+					status = "<font color='orange'><b>Dying</b></font>"
+				if(UNCONSCIOUS)
+					status = "<font color='orange'><b>[L.InCritical() ? "Unconscious and Dying" : "Unconscious"]</b></font>"
+				if(DEAD)
 					status = "<font color='red'><b>Dead</b></font>"
 			health_description = "Status = [status]"
 			health_description += "<BR>Oxy: [L.getOxyLoss()] - Tox: [L.getToxLoss()] - Fire: [L.getFireLoss()] - Brute: [L.getBruteLoss()] - Clone: [L.getCloneLoss()] - Brain: [L.getBrainLoss()] - Stamina: [L.getStaminaLoss()]"