diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm
index 98d0f963433..e0d0fdb3d00 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclearbomb.dm
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@ var/bomb_set
 	if (istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear))
 		if(!user.drop_item())
 			return
-		I.loc = src
+		I.forceMove(src)
 		auth = I
 		add_fingerprint(user)
 		return
@@ -496,6 +496,20 @@ This is here to make the tiles around the station mininuke change when it's arme
 	poi_list |= src
 	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
 
+/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander))
+		var/obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/H = I
+		if(H.nuke_disk)
+			user << "<span class='notice'>Wait... what?</span>"
+			qdel(H.nuke_disk)
+			H.nuke_disk = null
+			return
+		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] captures [src]!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>You've got the disk! Defend it with your life!</span>")
+		loc = H
+		H.nuke_disk = src
+		return 1
+	return ..()
+
 /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is \
 		going delta! It looks like they're comitting suicide.</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
index 0702a80d30c..07d09d07451 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
@@ -82,10 +82,14 @@
 var/highlander_claymores = 0
 /obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander //ALL COMMENTS MADE REGARDING THIS SWORD MUST BE MADE IN ALL CAPS
 	desc = "<b><i>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, AND IT WILL BE YOU!!!</i></b>\nActivate it in your hand to point to the nearest victim."
+	flags = CONDUCT | NODROP
+	slot_flags = null
 	block_chance = 0 //RNG WON'T HELP YOU NOW, PANSY
-	attack_verb = list("brutalized", "eviscerated", "disemboweled", "hacked", "carved", "cleaved", "gored") //ONLY THE MOST VISCERAL ATTACK VERBS
+	attack_verb = list("brutalized", "eviscerated", "disemboweled", "hacked", "carved", "cleaved") //ONLY THE MOST VISCERAL ATTACK VERBS
 	var/notches = 0 //HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SLAIN WITH THIS BLADE
 	var/announced = FALSE //IF WE ARE THE ONLY ONE LEFT STANDING
+	var/bloodthirst_level = 0 //HOW THIRSTY WE ARE FOR BLOOD
+	var/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/nuke_disk //OUR STORED NUKE DISK
 
 /obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/New()
 	..()
@@ -95,19 +99,27 @@ var/highlander_claymores = 0
 /obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/Destroy()
 	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
 	highlander_claymores--
+	if(nuke_disk)
+		nuke_disk.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+		nuke_disk.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The nuke disk is vulnerable!</span>")
+		nuke_disk = null
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/process()
 	if(isliving(loc))
 		var/mob/living/L = loc
 		if(L.stat != DEAD)
+			if(!announced)
+				handle_bloodthirst(L)
 			if(announced || admin_spawned || highlander_claymores > 1)
 				return
 			announced = TRUE
 			L.fully_heal()
-			world << "<span class='userdanger'>[L.real_name] IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT STANDING!</span>"
+			world << "<span class='userdanger'>[uppertext(L.real_name)] IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT STANDING!</span>"
 			world << sound('sound/misc/highlander_only_one.ogg')
 			L << "<span class='notice'>YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE LEFT STANDING!</span>"
+			for(var/obj/item/weapon/bloodcrawl/B in L)
+				qdel(B)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/pickup(mob/living/user)
 	user << "<span class='notice'>The power of Scotland protects you! You are shielded from all stuns and knockdowns.</span>"
@@ -120,12 +132,18 @@ var/highlander_claymores = 0
 /obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/examine(mob/user)
 	..()
 	user << "It has [!notches ? "nothing" : "[notches] notches"] scratched into the blade."
+	if(nuke_disk)
+		user << "<span class='boldwarning'>It's holding the nuke disk!</span>"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/attack(mob/living/target, mob/living/user)
 	var/old_target_stat = target.stat
 	. = ..()
+	bloodthirst_level = max(bloodthirst_level - (target.mind && target.mind.special_role == "highlander" ? 15 : 5), 0)
 	if(target && target.stat == DEAD && old_target_stat != DEAD && target.mind && target.mind.special_role == "highlander")
 		user.fully_heal() //STEAL THE LIFE OF OUR FALLEN FOES
+		if(bloodthirst_level >= 30)
+			user << "<span class='notice'>[src] shakes greedily as it devours [target]'s soul. Its bloodthirst is quenched for the moment...</span>"
+		bloodthirst_level = 0
 		add_notch(user)
 		target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[target] crumbles to dust beneath [user]'s blows!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>As you fall, your body crumbles to dust!</span>")
 		target.dust()
@@ -138,6 +156,7 @@ var/highlander_claymores = 0
 			closest_victim = H
 	if(!closest_victim)
 		user << "<span class='warning'>[src] thrums for a moment and falls dark. Perhaps there's nobody nearby.</span>"
+		return
 	user << "<span class='danger'>[src] thrums and points to the [dir2text(get_dir(user, closest_victim))].</span>"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/IsReflect()
@@ -196,6 +215,22 @@ var/highlander_claymores = 0
 	name = new_name
 	playsound(user, 'sound/items/Screwdriver2.ogg', 50, 1)
 
+/obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/proc/handle_bloodthirst(mob/living/S) //THE BLADE THIRSTS FOR BLOOD AND WILL PUNISH THE WEAK OR PACIFISTIC
+	bloodthirst_level += (1 + min(notches, 10))
+	if(bloodthirst_level == 30)
+		S << "<span class='warning'>[src] shudders in your hand. It hungers for battle...</span>"
+	if(bloodthirst_level == 60)
+		S << "<span class='boldwarning'>[src] trembles violently. Kill someone already!</span>"
+	if(bloodthirst_level == 90)
+		S << "<span class='userdanger'>[src] starts shaking viciously! Shed blood or it'll give you away!</span>"
+	if(bloodthirst_level >= 120)
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(S)
+		for(var/mob/M in player_list - S)
+			if(M.z == T.z)
+				M << "<span class='userdanger'>THERE IS A COWARD WHO DOES NOT FIGHT TO THE [uppertext(dir2text(get_dir(M, T)))]. THEIR NAME IS [uppertext(S.real_name)] - SLAUGHTER THEM.</span>"
+		S << "<span class='notice'>you fucked up</span>"
+		bloodthirst_level = 100
+
 /obj/item/weapon/katana
 	name = "katana"
 	desc = "Woefully underpowered in D20"
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm
index affb6b57bc9..fa8998008d6 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm
@@ -1,60 +1,78 @@
-/client/proc/only_one()
+var/highlander = FALSE
+/client/proc/only_one() //Gives everyone kilts, berets, claymores, and pinpointers, with the objective to hijack the emergency shuttle.
 	if(!ticker || !ticker.mode)
 		alert("The game hasn't started yet!")
 		return
+	highlander = TRUE
 
 	world << "<span class='userdanger'><i>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!</i></span>"
 	world << sound('sound/misc/highlander.ogg')
 
+	for(var/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear/N in poi_list)
+		N.relocate() //Gets it out of bags and such
+
 	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in player_list)
-		if(H.stat == DEAD || !(H.client)) continue
-
-		ticker.mode.traitors += H.mind
-		H.mind.special_role = "highlander"
-
-		H.dna.species.specflags |= NOGUNS //nice try jackass
-
-		var/datum/objective/steal/steal_objective = new
-		steal_objective.owner = H.mind
-		steal_objective.set_target(new /datum/objective_item/steal/nukedisc)
-		H.mind.objectives += steal_objective
-
-		var/datum/objective/hijack/hijack_objective = new
-		hijack_objective.explanation_text = "Escape on the shuttle alone. Ensure nobody else makes it out."
-		hijack_objective.owner = H.mind
-		H.mind.objectives += hijack_objective
-
-		H.mind.announce_objectives()
-
-		for (var/obj/item/I in H)
-			if (istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/implant))
-				continue
-			qdel(I)
-
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/kilt/highlander(H), slot_w_uniform)
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(H), slot_ears)
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/highlander(H), slot_head)
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/combat(H), slot_shoes)
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/pinpointer(H.loc), slot_l_store)
-
-		var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/W = new(H)
-		W.icon_state = "centcom"
-		W.access = get_all_accesses()
-		W.access += get_all_centcom_access()
-		W.assignment = "Highlander"
-		W.registered_name = H.real_name
-		W.flags |= NODROP
-		W.update_label(H.real_name)
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(W, slot_wear_id)
-
-		var/obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/H1 = new(H)
-		H.put_in_hands(H1)
-		H1.pickup(H)
+		if(H.stat == DEAD || !(H.client))
+			continue
+		H.make_scottish()
 
 	message_admins("<span class='adminnotice'>[key_name_admin(usr)] used THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!</span>")
 	log_admin("[key_name(usr)] used THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.")
 	addtimer(SSshuttle.emergency, "request", 50, FALSE, null, 1)
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/make_scottish()
+	ticker.mode.traitors += mind
+	mind.special_role = "highlander"
+	dna.species.specflags |= NOGUNS //nice try jackass
+
+	var/datum/objective/steal/steal_objective = new
+	steal_objective.owner = mind
+	steal_objective.set_target(new /datum/objective_item/steal/nukedisc)
+	mind.objectives += steal_objective
+
+	var/datum/objective/hijack/hijack_objective = new
+	hijack_objective.explanation_text = "Escape on the shuttle alone. Ensure that nobody else makes it out."
+	hijack_objective.owner = mind
+	mind.objectives += hijack_objective
+
+	mind.announce_objectives()
+
+	for(var/obj/item/I in src)
+		if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/implant))
+			continue
+		qdel(I)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/kilt/highlander(src), slot_w_uniform)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(src), slot_ears)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/highlander(src), slot_head)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/combat(src), slot_shoes)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/pinpointer(src), slot_l_store)
+	for(var/obj/item/weapon/pinpointer/P in src)
+		P.attack_self(src)
+	var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/W = new(src)
+	W.icon_state = "centcom"
+	W.access = get_all_accesses()
+	W.access += get_all_centcom_access()
+	W.assignment = "Highlander"
+	W.registered_name = real_name
+	W.flags |= NODROP
+	W.update_label(real_name)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(W, slot_wear_id)
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/claymore/highlander/H1 = new(src)
+	if(!highlander)
+		H1.admin_spawned = TRUE //To prevent announcing
+	put_in_hands(H1)
+	H1.pickup(src) //For the stun shielding
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/bloodcrawl/antiwelder = new(src)
+	antiwelder.name = "compulsion of honor"
+	antiwelder.desc = "You are unable to hold anything in this hand until you're the last one left!"
+	antiwelder.icon_state = "bloodhand_right"
+	put_in_hands(antiwelder)
+
+	src << "<span class='boldannounce'>Your [H1.name] cries out for blood. Join in the slaughter, lest you be claimed yourself...\n\
+	Activate it in your hand, and it will lead to the nearest target. Attack the nuclear authentication disk with it, and you will store it.</span>"
+
 /proc/only_me()
 	if(!ticker || !ticker.mode)
 		alert("The game hasn't started yet!")
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm b/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
index 3c2c95fbbf8..e947d24c1a7 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
@@ -332,6 +332,9 @@
 		data_core.manifest_inject(humanc)
 		AnnounceArrival(humanc, rank)
 		AddEmploymentContract(humanc)
+		if(highlander)
+			humanc << "<span class='userdanger'><i>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!</i></span>"
+			humanc.make_scottish()
 
 	joined_player_list += character.ckey