diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_structures/ratvar_the_clockwork_justicar.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_structures/ratvar_the_clockwork_justicar.dm
index df725db1e60..8b65392a7c5 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_structures/ratvar_the_clockwork_justicar.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_structures/ratvar_the_clockwork_justicar.dm
@@ -44,8 +44,9 @@
 
 /obj/structure/destructible/clockwork/massive/ratvar/Bump(atom/A)
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(A)
+	if(T == loc)
+		T = get_step(A, A.dir) //please don't run into a window like a bird, ratvar
 	forceMove(T)
-	T.ratvar_act()
 
 /obj/structure/destructible/clockwork/massive/ratvar/Process_Spacemove()
 	return clashing
@@ -76,7 +77,7 @@
 				<span class='userdanger'>Something very large and very malevolent begins lumbering its way towards you...</span>"
 				prey << 'sound/effects/ratvar_reveal.ogg'
 	else
-		if(prob(10) || is_servant_of_ratvar(prey) || prey.z != z)
+		if((!istype(prey, /obj/singularity/narsie) && prob(10)) || is_servant_of_ratvar(prey) || prey.z != z)
 			prey << "<span class='heavy_brass'><font size=5>\"How dull. Leave me.\"</font></span>\n\
 			<span class='userdanger'>You feel tremendous relief as a set of horrible eyes loses sight of you...</span>"
 			prey = null
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/narsie.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/narsie.dm
index 9c11a4289b9..861d73fc89f 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/narsie.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/narsie.dm
@@ -63,8 +63,10 @@
 
 
 /obj/singularity/narsie/Bump(atom/A)
-	forceMove(get_turf(A))
-	A.narsie_act()
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(A)
+	if(T == loc)
+		T = get_step(A, A.dir) //please don't slam into a window like a bird, nar-sie
+	forceMove(T)
 
 
 /obj/singularity/narsie/mezzer()