diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm
index 972c2130cb0..38072a8eb97 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system/effects_smoke.dm
@@ -334,3 +334,15 @@
 	smoke.effect_type = smoke_type
 	smoke.set_up(range, location)
 	smoke.start()
+
+/////////////////////////////////////////////
+// Bad Smoke (But Green)
+/////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+/obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke/bad/green
+	name = "green smoke"
+	color = "#00FF00"
+	opaque = FALSE
+
+/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/bad/green
+	effect_type = /obj/effect/particle_effect/smoke/bad/green
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/food/burgers.dm b/code/game/objects/items/food/burgers.dm
index 77d24b55459..3de0a2e64d4 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/food/burgers.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/food/burgers.dm
@@ -370,6 +370,16 @@
 	name = "crazy hamburger"
 	desc = "This looks like the sort of food that a demented clown in a trenchcoat would make."
 	icon_state = "crazyburger"
-	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "beef patty" = 4, "cheese" = 2, "beef soaked in chili" = 3, "a smoking glowstick" = 1)
+	tastes = list("bun" = 2, "beef patty" = 4, "cheese" = 2, "beef soaked in chili" = 3, "a smoking flare" = 2)
 	food_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/protein = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/condensedcapsaicin = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
 	foodtypes = GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/crazy/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+
+/obj/item/food/burger/crazy/process(delta_time) // DIT EES HORRIBLE
+	if(DT_PROB(2.5, delta_time))
+		var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/bad/green/smoke = new
+		smoke.set_up(0, src)
+		smoke.start()
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_burger.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_burger.dm
index a3bd2678677..ed3bef573b5 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_burger.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_burger.dm
@@ -376,7 +376,10 @@
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge = 2,
 			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/chili = 1,
-			/obj/item/flashlight/glowstick = 1
+			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/cabbage = 1,
+			/obj/item/toy/crayon/green = 1,
+			/obj/item/flashlight/flare = 1,
+			/datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = 15
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/food/burger/crazy
 	subcategory = CAT_BURGER
diff --git a/icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi b/icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi
index f7415674e00..bcbe41acc27 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi and b/icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi differ