diff --git a/code/modules/stock_market/events.dm b/code/modules/stock_market/events.dm
index 1e34fddf03d..72f9858ea3d 100644
--- a/code/modules/stock_market/events.dm
+++ b/code/modules/stock_market/events.dm
@@ -165,7 +165,7 @@
 						"public indecency", "public intoxication", "trespassing", "loitering", "littering", "vigilantism", "squatting", "panhandling", "arson", "spacepodjacking", "shuttlejacking", "carjacking", "singularityjacking",
 						"dereliction of duty", "spacecraft piracy", "music piracy", "tabletop game piracy", "software piracy", "escaping from space prison", "seniornapping", "clownnapping", "corginapping", "catnapping",
 						"sleeping on the job", "terrorism", "counterterrorism", "drug distribution", "insubordination", "jaywalking", "owning a computer", "owning a cellphone", "owning a PDA", "owning a pAI", "adultery",
-						"committing an unnatural act with another person", "corrupting public morals", "skateboarding without a license", "shitcurity", "bestiality", "erotic roleplay")
+						"committing an unnatural act with another person", "corrupting public morals", "skateboarding without a license", "shitcurity", "bestiality", "erotic roleplay", "accidentally strangling a prostitute")
 	while (prob(60) && O.len > 2)
 		var/offense = pick(O)
 		O -= offense
@@ -225,4 +225,4 @@
 	else
 		article += "[tname] has a prior history of similar misdeeds and we're confident the charges will stand. For investors, now would be an ideal time to %sell%"
 	A.article = A.detokenize(article, company.industry.tokens)
-	return A
\ No newline at end of file
+	return A