diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm
index b757827c5da..66f21bc6e1c 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm
@@ -478,6 +478,13 @@
reagents.add_reagent("vitamin", 1 + round((potency / 20), 1))
bitesize = 5
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana/suicide_act(mob/user)
+ user.visible_message("[user] is aiming the [src.name] at themself! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.")
+ user.visible_message("[user] begins dying of laughter!")
+ user.visible_message("[user] laughs uncontrollably!")
+ playsound(loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+ return (OXYLOSS)
+
/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/chili
seed = /obj/item/seeds/chiliseed
name = "chili"
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm
index ccd46def4df..b1eab4fc945 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm
@@ -257,6 +257,11 @@
throw_speed = 3
throw_range = 7
+/obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel/suicide_act(mob/user)
+ user.visible_message("[user] is deliberately slipping on the [src.name]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.")
+ playsound(loc, 'sound/misc/slip.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+ return (BRUTELOSS)
+
/obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel/Crossed(AM as mob|obj)
if (istype(AM, /mob/living/carbon))
var/mob/living/carbon/M = AM