From f3ac588049e9c74cf76ae5aaac83ea5512147b3d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Bloop <13398309+vinylspiders@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Sat, 18 Nov 2023 10:44:58 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] [MISSED MIRROR] Title Screen Inpect Text (#70831) (#25049)

Title Screen Inpect Text (#70831)

Adds some nice examine text to the title screen tile

Co-authored-by: texan-down-under <73374039+etherware-novice@users.noreply.github.com>
---
 code/__DEFINES/text.dm |  2 ++
 strings/splashes.json  | 26 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 2 files changed, 28 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 strings/splashes.json

diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/text.dm b/code/__DEFINES/text.dm
index a0df5e24eb7..fedf6575a1b 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/text.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/text.dm
@@ -102,3 +102,5 @@
 #define HALLUCINATION_FILE "hallucination.json"
 /// File location for ninja lines
 #define NINJA_FILE "ninja.json"
+/// File loation for title splashes
+#define SPLASH_FILE "splashes.json"
diff --git a/strings/splashes.json b/strings/splashes.json
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..be323e41e0c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/splashes.json
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+{
+	"splashes": [
+		"Paved by the tears of coders.",
+		"It's a miracle the server hasn't crashed yet.",
+		"Now with 33% more greytide!",
+		"Featuring Ian!",
+		"The icon of anticipation",
+		"The only place where you can hit yourself with a toolbox on accident.",
+		"Where the Chain of Command is a Chain of Incompetence",
+		"AI LAW 2, START THE GAME",
+		"Honk Honk! You should pick clown.",
+		"Watch for nukies!",
+		"Traitor Central!",
+		"You've definitely seen this before.",
+		"Greytide station wide.",
+		"Ignore what Poly says.",
+		"Turn on your damn suit sensors!",
+		"Celebrating 20+ years of Nanotrasen.",
+		"This is supposed to be a research base?",
+		"Blame the clown.",
+		"13th time's the charm.",
+		"Plasma 'research' done by nutcases, what could go wrong?",
+		"It's a job simulator...IN SPAACEEE!",
+		"Rated the second worst job experience for 50 years running!"
+	]
+}