diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/achievements.dm b/code/__DEFINES/achievements.dm
index 9da8ea2440a..acac49dcef8 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/achievements.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/achievements.dm
@@ -32,6 +32,7 @@
 #define MEDAL_VOID_ASCENSION "Void"
 #define MEDAL_TOOLBOX_SOUL "Toolsoul"
 #define MEDAL_CHEM_TUT          "Beginner Chemist"
+#define MEDAL_HOT_DAMN "Hot Damn!"
 
 //Skill medal hub IDs
 #define MEDAL_LEGENDARY_MINER "Legendary Miner"
diff --git a/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm b/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
index 4c77a25e21d..b5d5c55dc06 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
@@ -125,7 +125,7 @@
 	return SECONDARY_ATTACK_CALL_NORMAL
 
 /obj/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, params)
-	return ..() || ((obj_flags & CAN_BE_HIT) && I.attack_obj(src, user))
+	return ..() || ((obj_flags & CAN_BE_HIT) && I.attack_obj(src, user, params))
 
 /mob/living/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, params)
 	if(..())
@@ -202,7 +202,7 @@
 	return SECONDARY_ATTACK_CALL_NORMAL
 
 /// The equivalent of the standard version of [/obj/item/proc/attack] but for object targets.
-/obj/item/proc/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user)
+/obj/item/proc/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user, params)
 	if(SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ITEM_ATTACK_OBJ, O, user) & COMPONENT_CANCEL_ATTACK_CHAIN)
 		return
 	if(item_flags & NOBLUDGEON)
diff --git a/code/datums/achievements/misc_achievements.dm b/code/datums/achievements/misc_achievements.dm
index 0da38df8f30..26e779129aa 100644
--- a/code/datums/achievements/misc_achievements.dm
+++ b/code/datums/achievements/misc_achievements.dm
@@ -159,3 +159,9 @@
 	desc = "Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!"
 	database_id = MEDAL_CHEM_TUT
 	icon = "chem_tut"
+
+/datum/award/achievement/misc/hot_damn
+	name = "Hot Damn!"
+	desc = "Sometimes you need to make some noise to make a point."
+	database_id = MEDAL_HOT_DAMN
+	icon = "hotdamn"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm b/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm
index 399d4661134..38913e32234 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm
@@ -117,7 +117,7 @@
 	else
 		return ..()
 
-/obj/item/extinguisher/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user)
+/obj/item/extinguisher/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user, params)
 	if(AttemptRefill(O, user))
 		refilling = TRUE
 		return FALSE
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/hand_items.dm b/code/game/objects/items/hand_items.dm
index 313be3d7b4d..c113b79d3c1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/hand_items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/hand_items.dm
@@ -113,6 +113,8 @@
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("slaps")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("slap")
 	hitsound = 'sound/effects/snap.ogg'
+	/// How many smaller table smacks we can do before we're out
+	var/table_smacks_left = 3
 
 /obj/item/slapper/attack(mob/M, mob/living/carbon/human/user)
 	if(ishuman(M))
@@ -126,6 +128,35 @@
 	"<span class='hear'>You hear a slap.</span>")
 	return
 
+/obj/item/slapper/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user, params)
+	if(!istype(O, /obj/structure/table))
+		return ..()
+
+	var/obj/structure/table/the_table = O
+	var/is_right_clicking = LAZYACCESS(params2list(params), RIGHT_CLICK)
+
+	if(is_right_clicking && table_smacks_left == initial(table_smacks_left)) // so you can't do 2 weak slaps followed by a big slam
+		transform = transform.Scale(5) // BIG slap
+		if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_HULK))
+			transform = transform.Scale(2)
+			color = COLOR_GREEN
+		user.do_attack_animation(the_table)
+		if(ishuman(user))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/human_user = user
+			if(istype(human_user.shoes, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/cowboy))
+				human_user.say(pick("Hot damn!", "Hoo-wee!", "Got-dang!"), spans = list(SPAN_YELL), forced=TRUE)
+				human_user.client?.give_award(/datum/award/achievement/misc/hot_damn, human_user)
+		playsound(get_turf(the_table), 'sound/effects/tableslam.ogg', 110, TRUE)
+		user.visible_message("<b><span class='danger'>[user] slams [user.p_their()] fist down on [the_table]!</span></b>", "<b><span class='danger'>You slam your fist down on [the_table]!</span></b>")
+		qdel(src)
+	else
+		user.do_attack_animation(the_table)
+		playsound(get_turf(the_table), 'sound/effects/tableslam.ogg', 40, TRUE)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] slaps [user.p_their()] hand on [the_table].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You slap your hand on [the_table].</span>", vision_distance=COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE)
+		table_smacks_left--
+		if(table_smacks_left <= 0)
+			qdel(src)
+
 /obj/item/noogie
 	name = "noogie"
 	desc = "Get someone in an aggressive grab then use this on them to ruin their day."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/inducer.dm b/code/game/objects/items/inducer.dm
index 91e23bffc54..f4f64f591ff 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/inducer.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/inducer.dm
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
 	if(cell && !(. & EMP_PROTECT_CONTENTS))
 		cell.emp_act(severity)
 
-/obj/item/inducer/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/carbon/user)
+/obj/item/inducer/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/carbon/user, params)
 	if(user.combat_mode)
 		return ..()
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/lavaland/geyser.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/lavaland/geyser.dm
index f2403da649b..fb1c6aa1d0e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/lavaland/geyser.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/lavaland/geyser.dm
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 	var/list/layers = list("First Layer" = FIRST_DUCT_LAYER, "Second Layer" = SECOND_DUCT_LAYER, "Default Layer" = DUCT_LAYER_DEFAULT,
 		"Fourth Layer" = FOURTH_DUCT_LAYER, "Fifth Layer" = FIFTH_DUCT_LAYER)
 
-/obj/item/plunger/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user)
+/obj/item/plunger/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user, params)
 	if(layer_mode)
 		SEND_SIGNAL(O, COMSIG_MOVABLE_CHANGE_DUCT_LAYER, O, target_layer)
 		return ..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/manned_turret.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/manned_turret.dm
index 303b6ca9ee2..ccac75806c7 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/manned_turret.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/manned_turret.dm
@@ -198,7 +198,7 @@
 /obj/item/gun_control/CanItemAutoclick()
 	return TRUE
 
-/obj/item/gun_control/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user)
+/obj/item/gun_control/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user, params)
 	user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
 	O.attacked_by(src, user)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/coupon.dm b/code/modules/cargo/coupon.dm
index ac77a994a03..78476cb01e0 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/coupon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/coupon.dm
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
 		discount_pct_off = text2num(discount_pct_off)
 		name = "coupon - [round(discount_pct_off * 100)]% off [initial(discounted_pack.name)]"
 
-/obj/item/coupon/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user)
+/obj/item/coupon/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user, params)
 	if(!istype(O, /obj/machinery/computer/cargo))
 		return ..()
 	if(discount_pct_off == COUPON_OMEN)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/facehugger.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/facehugger.dm
index 412ee81f2e6..3e6bcfd701d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/facehugger.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/facehugger.dm
@@ -65,7 +65,7 @@
 		Die()
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/facehugger/attackby(obj/item/O, mob/user, params)
-	return O.attack_obj(src, user)
+	return O.attack_obj(src, user, params)
 
 //ATTACK HAND IGNORING PARENT RETURN VALUE
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/facehugger/attack_hand(mob/user, list/modifiers)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/emote.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/emote.dm
index e5d3a5b6e4f..04a7ac827f5 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/emote.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/emote.dm
@@ -117,6 +117,7 @@
 	key = "slap"
 	key_third_person = "slaps"
 	hands_use_check = TRUE
+	cooldown = 3 SECONDS // to prevent endless table slamming
 
 /datum/emote/living/carbon/slap/run_emote(mob/user, params, type_override, intentional)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/power/lighting.dm b/code/modules/power/lighting.dm
index a9696cea489..6ba7e2db63b 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/lighting.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/lighting.dm
@@ -995,7 +995,7 @@
 	..()
 	shatter()
 
-/obj/item/light/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user)
+/obj/item/light/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user, params)
 	..()
 	shatter()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/gun.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/gun.dm
index ffdbe8e4b7b..24efe69b527 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/gun.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/gun.dm
@@ -394,7 +394,7 @@
 			return ..()
 	return
 
-/obj/item/gun/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user)
+/obj/item/gun/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user, params)
 	if(user.combat_mode)
 		if(bayonet)
 			O.attackby(bayonet, user)
diff --git a/icons/UI_Icons/Achievements/Misc/hotdamn.png b/icons/UI_Icons/Achievements/Misc/hotdamn.png
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..5c278772f6f
Binary files /dev/null and b/icons/UI_Icons/Achievements/Misc/hotdamn.png differ