diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/paicard.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/paicard.dm
index d15e7e90244..ad8b94eee3c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/paicard.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/paicard.dm
@@ -52,6 +52,7 @@
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
 			if(H.real_name == pai.master || H.dna.unique_enzymes == pai.master_dna)
 				dat += "<A href='byond://?src=[REF(src)];toggle_holo=1'>\[[pai.canholo? "Disable" : "Enable"] holomatrix projectors\]</a><br>"
+		dat += "<A href='byond://?src=[REF(src)];fix_speech=1'>\[Reset speech synthesis module\]</a><br>"
 		dat += "<A href='byond://?src=[REF(src)];wipe=1'>\[Wipe current pAI personality\]</a><br>"
 	else
 		dat += "No personality installed.<br>"
@@ -92,6 +93,10 @@
 					to_chat(pai, "<span class='userdanger'>Your mental faculties leave you.</span>")
 					to_chat(pai, "<span class='rose'>oblivion... </span>")
 					qdel(pai)
+		if(href_list["fix_speech"])
+			pai.stuttering = 0
+			pai.slurring = 0
+			pai.derpspeech = 0
 		if(href_list["toggle_transmit"] || href_list["toggle_receive"])
 			var/transmitting = href_list["toggle_transmit"] //it can't be both so if we know it's not transmitting it must be receiving. 
 			var/transmit_holder = (transmitting ? WIRE_TX : WIRE_RX)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai_defense.dm
index 04f3499bd79..7d542d7748f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai_defense.dm
@@ -8,10 +8,24 @@
 		return
 	take_holo_damage(50/severity)
 	Paralyze(400/severity)
-	silent = max(30/severity, silent)
+	silent = max(20/severity, silent)
 	if(holoform)
 		fold_in(force = TRUE)
 	//Need more effects that aren't instadeath or permanent law corruption.
+	//Ask and you shall receive
+	switch(rand(1, 3))
+		if(1)
+			stuttering = 1
+			to_chat(src, "<span class='danger'>Warning: Feedback loop detected in speech module.</span>")
+		if(2)
+			slurring = 1
+			to_chat(src, "<span class='danger'>Warning: Audio synthesizer CPU stuck.</span>")
+		if(3)
+			derpspeech = 1
+			to_chat(src, "<span class='danger'>Warning: Vocabulary databank corrupted.</span>")
+	if(prob(40))
+		mind.language_holder.selected_default_language = pick(mind.language_holder.languages)
+
 
 /mob/living/silicon/pai/ex_act(severity, target)
 	take_holo_damage(severity * 50)