diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm
index 3aaa339dd53..3835b6c9b1c 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm
@@ -1216,6 +1216,13 @@ var/list/uplink_items = list() // Global list so we only initialize this once.
 	cost = 20
 	restricted_roles = list("Chaplain")
 	surplus = 5 //Very low chance to get it in a surplus crate even without being the chaplain
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/ancient_jumpsuit
+	name = "Ancient Jumpsuit"
+	desc = "A tattered old jumpsuit that will provide absolutely no benefit to you. It fills the wearer with a strange compulsion to blurt out 'glorf'."
+	item = /obj/item/clothing/under/color/grey/glorf
+	cost = 20
+	surplus = 0
+	restricted_roles = list("Assistant")
 
 // Pointless
 /datum/uplink_item/badass