diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/holy_weapons.dm b/code/game/objects/items/holy_weapons.dm
index eb14f421686..3b30066a7e9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/holy_weapons.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/holy_weapons.dm
@@ -245,7 +245,7 @@
 	force = 5
 	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BACK
 	block_chance = 50
-	menu_description = "A red staff which provides a high chance of blocking incoming attacks via a protective red aura around it's user, but deals very low amount of damage. Can be worn only on the back."
+	menu_description = "A red staff which provides a medium chance of blocking incoming attacks via a protective red aura around its user, but deals very low amount of damage. Can be worn only on the back."
 	/// The icon which appears over the mob holding the item
 	var/shield_icon = "shield-red"
 
@@ -259,7 +259,7 @@
 	icon_state = "godstaff-blue"
 	inhand_icon_state = "godstaff-blue"
 	shield_icon = "shield-old"
-	menu_description = "A blue staff which provides a high chance of blocking incoming attacks via a protective blue aura around it's user, but deals very low amount of damage. Can be worn only on the back."
+	menu_description = "A blue staff which provides a medium chance of blocking incoming attacks via a protective blue aura around its user, but deals very low amount of damage. Can be worn only on the back."
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/claymore
 	name = "holy claymore"
@@ -535,7 +535,7 @@
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("attacks", "smashes", "crushes", "splatters", "cracks")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("attack", "smash", "crush", "splatter", "crack")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/blade1.ogg'
-	menu_description = "A hammer dealing a little less damage due to it's user's pride. Has a low chance of transferring some of the user's reagents to the target. Capable of tapping knees to measure brain health. Can be worn on the back."
+	menu_description = "A hammer dealing a little less damage due to its user's pride. Has a low chance of transferring some of the user's reagents to the target. Capable of tapping knees to measure brain health. Can be worn on the back."
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/pride_hammer/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -619,7 +619,7 @@
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("bites", "eats", "fin slaps")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("bite", "eat", "fin slap")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bite.ogg'
-	menu_description = "A plushie dealing a little less damage due to it's cute form. Capable of blessing one person with the Carp-Sie favor, which grants friendship of all wild space carps. Fits in pockets. Can be worn on the belt."
+	menu_description = "A plushie dealing a little less damage due to its cute form. Capable of blessing one person with the Carp-Sie favor, which grants friendship of all wild space carps. Fits in pockets. Can be worn on the belt."
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/carp/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -642,7 +642,7 @@
 	worn_icon_state = "bostaff0"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/staves_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/staves_righthand.dmi'
-	menu_description = "A staff which provides a medium chance of blocking incoming melee attacks and deals a little less damage due to being made of wood. Can be worn on the back."
+	menu_description = "A staff which provides a medium-low chance of blocking incoming melee attacks and deals a little less damage due to being made of wood. Can be worn on the back."
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/tribal_knife
 	icon_state = "crysknife"
@@ -658,7 +658,7 @@
 	attack_verb_continuous = list("attacks", "slashes", "stabs", "slices", "tears", "lacerates", "rips", "dices", "cuts")
 	attack_verb_simple = list("attack", "slash", "stab", "slice", "tear", "lacerate", "rip", "dice", "cut")
 	item_flags = SLOWS_WHILE_IN_HAND
-	menu_description = "A sharp knife. Randomly speeds or slows it's user at a regular intervals. Capable of butchering bodies. Cannot be worn anywhere."
+	menu_description = "A sharp knife. Randomly speeds or slows its user at a regular intervals. Capable of butchering bodies. Cannot be worn anywhere."
 
 /obj/item/nullrod/tribal_knife/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()