diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/abductor.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/abductor.dm
index 7f5ed6fff9b..fdb8b41cc5e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/abductor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/abductor.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
 /mob/living/basic/trooper/abductor
 	name = "Abductor Agent"
 	desc = "Mezaflorp?"
-	speed = 1.1
 	faction = list(ROLE_SYNDICATE)
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/corpse/human/abductor)
 	mob_spawner = /obj/effect/mob_spawn/corpse/human/abductor
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/nanotrasen.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/nanotrasen.dm
index 5fdfe0239b8..bcbc5e647eb 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/nanotrasen.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/nanotrasen.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
 /mob/living/basic/trooper/nanotrasen
 	name = "\improper Nanotrasen Private Security Officer"
 	desc = "An officer of Nanotrasen's private security force. Seems rather unpleased to meet you."
-	speed = 0
 	melee_damage_lower = 10
 	melee_damage_upper = 15
 	faction = list(ROLE_DEATHSQUAD)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/pirate.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/pirate.dm
index 714fc53856e..208a113e5d4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/pirate.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/pirate.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@
 	desc = "Does what he wants cause a pirate is free."
 	response_help_continuous = "pushes"
 	response_help_simple = "push"
-	speed = 0
 	speak_emote = list("yarrs")
 	faction = list(FACTION_PIRATE)
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/corpse/human/pirate)
@@ -42,7 +41,6 @@
 	name = "Space Pirate Swashbuckler"
 	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 0
 	minimum_survivable_temperature = 0
-	speed = 1
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/corpse/human/pirate/melee/space)
 	mob_spawner = /obj/effect/mob_spawn/corpse/human/pirate/melee/space
 
@@ -79,7 +77,6 @@
 	name = "Space Pirate Gunner"
 	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 0
 	minimum_survivable_temperature = 0
-	speed = 1
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/corpse/human/pirate/ranged/space)
 	mob_spawner = /obj/effect/mob_spawn/corpse/human/pirate/ranged/space
 	r_hand = /obj/item/gun/energy/e_gun/lethal
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/russian.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/russian.dm
index 6e5e34d16b9..6c8ff52c019 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/russian.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/russian.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 /mob/living/basic/trooper/russian
 	name = "Russian Mobster"
 	desc = "For the Motherland!"
-	speed = 0
+	speed = 1.2
 	melee_damage_lower = 15
 	melee_damage_upper = 15
 	unsuitable_cold_damage = 1
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/syndicate.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/syndicate.dm
index 76ad808ceb3..c4d1bbd3630 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/syndicate.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/trooper/syndicate.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
 /mob/living/basic/trooper/syndicate
 	name = "Syndicate Operative"
 	desc = "Death to Nanotrasen."
-	speed = 1.1
 	faction = list(ROLE_SYNDICATE)
 	loot = list(/obj/effect/mob_spawn/corpse/human/syndicatesoldier)
 	mob_spawner = /obj/effect/mob_spawn/corpse/human/syndicatesoldier
@@ -192,7 +191,6 @@
 	health = 170
 	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 0
 	minimum_survivable_temperature = 0
-	speed = 1
 	mob_spawner = /obj/effect/mob_spawn/corpse/human/syndicatecommando
 
 /mob/living/basic/trooper/syndicate/ranged/shotgun/space/Initialize(mapload)