diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/clothing.dm b/code/__DEFINES/clothing.dm
index fabe22f95c4..dd8ce2bdb96 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/clothing.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/clothing.dm
@@ -13,19 +13,7 @@
 #define SLOT_POCKET		2048		//this is to allow items with a w_class of 3 or 4 to fit in pockets.
 #define SLOT_DENYPOCKET	4096	//this is to deny items with a w_class of 2 or 1 to fit in pockets.
 
-//Bit flags for the flags_inv variable, which determine when a piece of clothing hides another. IE a helmet hiding glasses.
-#define HIDEGLOVES		1
-#define HIDESUITSTORAGE	2
-#define HIDEJUMPSUIT	4	//these first four are only used in exterior suits
-#define HIDESHOES		8
-#define HIDEMASK		16	//these last six are only used in masks and headgear.
-#define HIDEEARS		32	// (ears means headsets and such)
-#define HIDEEYES		64	// Whether eyes and glasses are hidden
-#define HIDEFACE		128	// Whether we appear as unknown.
-#define HIDEHAIR		256
-#define HIDEFACIALHAIR	512
-
-//slots
+//SLOTS
 #define slot_back			1
 #define slot_wear_mask		2
 #define slot_handcuffed		3
@@ -49,6 +37,49 @@
 
 #define slots_amt			20 // Keep this up to date!
 
+//I hate that this has to exist
+/proc/slotdefine2slotbit(slotdefine) //Keep this up to date with the value of SLOT BITMASKS and SLOTS (the two define sections above)
+	. = 0
+	switch(slotdefine)
+		if(slot_back)
+			. = SLOT_BACK
+		if(slot_wear_mask)
+			. = SLOT_MASK
+		if(slot_belt)
+			. = SLOT_BELT
+		if(slot_wear_id)
+			. = SLOT_ID
+		if(slot_ears)
+			. = SLOT_EARS
+		if(slot_glasses)
+			. = SLOT_EYES
+		if(slot_gloves)
+			. = SLOT_GLOVES
+		if(slot_head)
+			. = SLOT_HEAD
+		if(slot_shoes)
+			. = SLOT_FEET
+		if(slot_wear_suit)
+			. = SLOT_OCLOTHING
+		if(slot_w_uniform)
+			. = SLOT_ICLOTHING
+		if(slot_l_store, slot_r_store)
+			. = SLOT_POCKET
+
+
+//Bit flags for the flags_inv variable, which determine when a piece of clothing hides another. IE a helmet hiding glasses.
+#define HIDEGLOVES		1
+#define HIDESUITSTORAGE	2
+#define HIDEJUMPSUIT	4	//these first four are only used in exterior suits
+#define HIDESHOES		8
+#define HIDEMASK		16	//these last six are only used in masks and headgear.
+#define HIDEEARS		32	// (ears means headsets and such)
+#define HIDEEYES		64	// Whether eyes and glasses are hidden
+#define HIDEFACE		128	// Whether we appear as unknown.
+#define HIDEHAIR		256
+#define HIDEFACIALHAIR	512
+
+
 //Cant seem to find a mob bitflags area other than the powers one
 
 // bitflags for clothing parts - also used for limbs
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
index 6f8f9f0b464..c459acf5217 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
@@ -19,6 +19,38 @@
 	var/gang //Is this a gang outfit?
 	var/scan_reagents = 0 //Can the wearer see reagents while it's equipped?
 
+	//Var modification - PLEASE be careful with this I know who you are and where you live
+	var/list/user_vars_to_edit = list() //VARNAME = VARVALUE eg: "name" = "butts"
+	var/list/user_vars_remembered = list() //Auto built by the above + dropped() + equipped()
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/Destroy()
+	dropped()
+	user_vars_remembered = null //Oh god somebody put REFERENCES in here? not to worry, we'll clean it up
+	return ..()
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/dropped(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(user_vars_remembered && user_vars_remembered.len)
+		for(var/variable in user_vars_remembered)
+			if(variable in user.vars)
+				if(user.vars[variable] == user_vars_to_edit[variable]) //Is it still what we set it to? (if not we best not change it)
+					user.vars[variable] = user_vars_remembered[variable]
+		user_vars_remembered = list()
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/equipped(mob/user, slot)
+	..()
+
+	if(slot_flags & slotdefine2slotbit(slot)) //Was equipped to a valid slot for this item?
+		for(var/variable in user_vars_to_edit)
+			if(variable in user.vars)
+				user_vars_remembered[variable] = user.vars[variable]
+				user.vars[variable] = user_vars_to_edit[variable]
+
+
+
 //Ears: currently only used for headsets and earmuffs
 /obj/item/clothing/ears
 	name = "ears"
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
index 1842f608827..9fcc55c5ad1 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -490,3 +490,10 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/winterhood/miner
 	icon_state = "winterhood_miner"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/spookyghost
+	name = "spooky ghost"
+	desc = "this is obviously just a bedsheet, but maybe try it on?"
+	icon_state = "bedsheet"
+	user_vars_to_edit = list("name" = "Spooky Ghost", "real_name" = "Spooky Ghost" , "incorporeal_move" = 1, "appearance_flags" = KEEP_TOGETHER|TILE_BOUND, "alpha" = 150)
+	alternate_worn_layer = ABOVE_BODY_FRONT_LAYER //so the bedsheet goes over everything but fire
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/suits.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/suits.dmi
index b44076fdda4..c06f67c3247 100644
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