An exospheric bubble has occured, making the telecommunications
processors overload and shut down (and very occasionally, also explode).
But hey, at least telecommunications is still functional? You just gotta
shout REALLY LOUDLY to make yourself heard over the static.
🆑 coiax
rscadd: Centcom regret to inform you that new instabilities with nearby
gas giants are causing exospheric bubbles to affect the
telecommunications processors. Please contact your supervisor for
further instructions.
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