{
	"chav": {
		"fucking": "bloody",
		"dick": "knob",
		"dickhead": "bellend",
		"coffee": "tea",
		"pussy": "fanny",
		"my": "me",
		"stupid": "daft",
		"looking at": "gawpin' at",
		"head": "dome",
		"bar": "pub",
		"water": "wa'er",
		"music": "tunes",
		"dissapointed": "gutted",
		"vacuum": "hoover",
		"sus": "dodgy",
		"sleep": "kip",
		"tired": "knackered",
		"fries": "chips",
		"chips": "crisps",
		"what": "wot",
		"robust": "chin",
		"windows": "windies",
		"window": "windy",
		"break": "do",
		"your": "yer",
		"no": "naw",
		"mom": "mum",
		"hair": "mop",
		"nothing": "bugger all",
		"food": "scran",
		"security": ["coppers", "bobbies"],
		"friend": ["mate", "bruv", "lad"],
		"great": ["bangin'", "sound"],
		"man": ["mate", "mans", "bloke"],
		"isnt": ["innit", "aint it"],
		"dumb": ["daft", "stupid"],
		"idiot": ["wanker", "tosser", "prick"],
		"little": ["tad", "wee"],
		"credits": ["pounds", "quid"],
		"drunk": ["shitfaced", "pissed"],
		"tough": "big"
	}
}