//These are all minor mutations that affect your speech somehow. //Individual ones aren't commented since their functions should be evident at a glance /datum/mutation/human/nervousness name = "Nervousness" desc = "Causes the holder to stutter." quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE text_gain_indication = "You feel nervous." /datum/mutation/human/nervousness/on_life(delta_time, times_fired) if(DT_PROB(5, delta_time)) owner.set_stutter_if_lower(20 SECONDS) /datum/mutation/human/wacky name = "Wacky" desc = "You are not a clown. You are the entire circus." quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE text_gain_indication = "You feel an off sensation in your voicebox." text_lose_indication = "The off sensation passes." /datum/mutation/human/wacky/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, PROC_REF(handle_speech)) /datum/mutation/human/wacky/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY) /datum/mutation/human/wacky/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args) SIGNAL_HANDLER speech_args[SPEECH_SPANS] |= SPAN_SANS /datum/mutation/human/mute name = "Mute" desc = "Completely inhibits the vocal section of the brain." quality = NEGATIVE text_gain_indication = "You feel unable to express yourself at all." text_lose_indication = "You feel able to speak freely again." /datum/mutation/human/mute/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_MUTE, GENETIC_MUTATION) /datum/mutation/human/mute/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_MUTE, GENETIC_MUTATION) /datum/mutation/human/unintelligible name = "Unintelligible" desc = "Partially inhibits the vocal center of the brain, severely distorting speech." quality = NEGATIVE text_gain_indication = "You can't seem to form any coherent thoughts!" text_lose_indication = "Your mind feels more clear." /datum/mutation/human/unintelligible/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_UNINTELLIGIBLE_SPEECH, GENETIC_MUTATION) /datum/mutation/human/unintelligible/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_UNINTELLIGIBLE_SPEECH, GENETIC_MUTATION) /datum/mutation/human/swedish name = "Swedish" desc = "A horrible mutation originating from the distant past. Thought to be eradicated after the incident in 2037." quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE text_gain_indication = "You feel Swedish, however that works." text_lose_indication = "The feeling of Swedishness passes." /datum/mutation/human/swedish/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, PROC_REF(handle_speech)) /datum/mutation/human/swedish/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY) /datum/mutation/human/swedish/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args) SIGNAL_HANDLER var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] if(message) message = replacetext(message,"w","v") message = replacetext(message,"j","y") message = replacetext(message,"a",pick("å","ä","æ","a")) message = replacetext(message,"bo","bjo") message = replacetext(message,"o",pick("ö","ø","o")) if(prob(30)) message += " Bork[pick("",", bork",", bork, bork")]!" speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message) /datum/mutation/human/chav name = "Chav" desc = "Unknown" quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE text_gain_indication = "Ye feel like a reet prat like, innit?" text_lose_indication = "You no longer feel like being rude and sassy." /datum/mutation/human/chav/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, PROC_REF(handle_speech)) /datum/mutation/human/chav/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY) /datum/mutation/human/chav/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args) SIGNAL_HANDLER var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] if(message[1] != "*") message = " [message]" var/list/chav_words = strings("chav_replacement.json", "chav") for(var/key in chav_words) var/value = chav_words[key] if(islist(value)) value = pick(value) message = replacetextEx(message, " [uppertext(key)]", " [uppertext(value)]") message = replacetextEx(message, " [capitalize(key)]", " [capitalize(value)]") message = replacetextEx(message, " [key]", " [value]") if(prob(30)) message += ", mate" speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message) /datum/mutation/human/elvis name = "Elvis" desc = "A terrifying mutation named after its 'patient-zero'." quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE locked = TRUE text_gain_indication = "You feel pretty good, honeydoll." text_lose_indication = "You feel a little less conversation would be great." /datum/mutation/human/elvis/on_life(delta_time, times_fired) switch(pick(1,2)) if(1) if(DT_PROB(7.5, delta_time)) var/list/dancetypes = list("swinging", "fancy", "stylish", "20'th century", "jivin'", "rock and roller", "cool", "salacious", "bashing", "smashing") var/dancemoves = pick(dancetypes) owner.visible_message("[owner] busts out some [dancemoves] moves!") if(2) if(DT_PROB(7.5, delta_time)) owner.visible_message("[owner] [pick("jiggles their hips", "rotates their hips", "gyrates their hips", "taps their foot", "dances to an imaginary song", "jiggles their legs", "snaps their fingers")]!") /datum/mutation/human/elvis/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, PROC_REF(handle_speech)) /datum/mutation/human/elvis/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY) /datum/mutation/human/elvis/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args) SIGNAL_HANDLER var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] if(message) message = " [message] " message = replacetext(message," i'm not "," I ain't ") message = replacetext(message," girl ",pick(" honey "," baby "," baby doll ")) message = replacetext(message," man ",pick(" son "," buddy "," brother"," pal "," friendo ")) message = replacetext(message," out of "," outta ") message = replacetext(message," thank you "," thank you, thank you very much ") message = replacetext(message," thanks "," thank you, thank you very much ") message = replacetext(message," what are you "," whatcha ") message = replacetext(message," yes ",pick(" sure", "yea ")) message = replacetext(message," muh valids "," my kicks ") speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message) /datum/mutation/human/stoner name = "Stoner" desc = "A common mutation that severely decreases intelligence." quality = NEGATIVE locked = TRUE text_gain_indication = "You feel...totally chill, man!" text_lose_indication = "You feel like you have a better sense of time." /datum/mutation/human/stoner/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) ..() owner.grant_language(/datum/language/beachbum, TRUE, TRUE, LANGUAGE_STONER) owner.add_blocked_language(subtypesof(/datum/language) - /datum/language/beachbum, LANGUAGE_STONER) /datum/mutation/human/stoner/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) ..() owner.remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum, TRUE, TRUE, LANGUAGE_STONER) owner.remove_blocked_language(subtypesof(/datum/language) - /datum/language/beachbum, LANGUAGE_STONER) /datum/mutation/human/medieval name = "Medieval" desc = "A horrible mutation originating from the distant past, thought to have once been a common gene in all of old world Europe." quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE text_gain_indication = "You feel like seeking the holy grail!" text_lose_indication = "You no longer feel like seeking anything." /datum/mutation/human/medieval/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, PROC_REF(handle_speech)) /datum/mutation/human/medieval/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY) /datum/mutation/human/medieval/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args) SIGNAL_HANDLER var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] if(message) message = " [message] " var/list/medieval_words = strings("medieval_replacement.json", "medieval") var/list/startings = strings("medieval_replacement.json", "startings") for(var/key in medieval_words) var/value = medieval_words[key] if(islist(value)) value = pick(value) if(uppertext(key) == key) value = uppertext(value) if(capitalize(key) == key) value = capitalize(value) message = replacetextEx(message,regex("\b[REGEX_QUOTE(key)]\b","ig"), value) message = trim(message) var/chosen_starting = pick(startings) message = "[chosen_starting] [message]" speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = message /datum/mutation/human/piglatin name = "Pig Latin" desc = "Historians say back in the 2020's humanity spoke entirely in this mystical language." quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE text_gain_indication = span_notice("Omethingsay eelsfay offyay.") text_lose_indication = span_notice("The off sensation passes.") /datum/mutation/human/piglatin/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, PROC_REF(handle_speech)) /datum/mutation/human/piglatin/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) if(..()) return UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY) /datum/mutation/human/piglatin/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args) SIGNAL_HANDLER var/spoken_message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] spoken_message = piglatin_sentence(spoken_message) speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = spoken_message