{
	"do_something": [
		"CLEAN YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT!",
		"DON'T SIT THAT CLOSE TO THE TV!",
		"FOR GOD'S SAKE, GO TAKE A SHOWER!!",
		"IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL!!",
		"PAUSE THAT ONLINE GAME! NOW!",
		"PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! YOU'LL CATCH A COLD!",
		"STOP ASKING FOR MONEY, I'M NOT AN ATM!",
		"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, CHILD!!",
		"WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MY PHONE CALLS?!",
		"YOU SHOULD @pick(verb) YOUR @pick(relative) ONCE IN A WHILE!"
	],

	"be_upset": [
		"BECAUSE I SAID SO!",
		"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!",
		"I'M NOT ASKING; I'M TELLING!!",
		"I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY!",
		"MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES!",
		"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE A KID LIKE THIS...",
		"USELESS!",
		"YOU INSULT YOUR GRANDPARENTS!"
	],

	"get_reprimanded": [
		"I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!!!",
		"I'M GOING TO THROW A FLIP-FLOP AT YOU!!",
		"NO VIDEOGAMES FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!",
		"WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME!",
		"YOU'LL THANK ME ONE DAY!",
		"YOU'RE DISOWNED!!!",
		"YOU'RE GROUNDED!!"
	],

	"verb": [
		"CALL",
		"HELP",
		"VISIT"
	],
	
	"relative": [
		"AUNT AND UNCLE",
		"DAD",
		"GRANDPARENTS",
		"MOM"
	]

}