///These are for the medisim shuttle /obj/machinery/computer/reality_simulation name = "reality simulation computer" desc = "A computer calculating the medieval times. Uh, wow. Is this bad boy quantum?" /obj/item/paper/crumpled/retired_designs name = "crumpled notes on cuirass design" default_raw_text = {"Yeah, you may as well just melt this crap back down into metal.


What else am I supposed to say? Nanotrasen thinks these authentic cuirass models are too expensive for the simulation watchers. That's bullshit, but my hands are tied. But you know. If one of you cargo folk up at central command take a cuirass for yourself instead of throwing the damn thing out, like, I'm sure nobody would notice or care. OK, but I'm sitting here on an official NT shuttle encouraging you to break spacelaw. Damn, I'm bored as fuck. I was kidding. Melt em. See you guys soon.

the rest of the page is filled with various doodles of people fighting with swords."}