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RoxyandWaterpig
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Fixes all the failing grep checks in #3157, doesn't fix the define sanity fails because im tired 
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66 lines
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/obj/item/paper/fluff/merge_my_fucking_pr
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default_raw_text = "UH OH"
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/obj/item/paper/fluff/merge_my_fucking_pr/Initialize(mapload)
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//I love madlibs.
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//The fallbacks should never roll but you never know.
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var/pr_number = 40000 + (text2num(copytext("\ref[src]",2),16) % 100000) //While scientific notation is funny, it wasn't precise enough
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var/thing_to_remove = LOWER_TEXT(pick_list_replacements(ION_FILE, "ionobjects")) || "Kebab" //2006 called, they want their meme back
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var/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/selfdestruct/self_destruct = locate() in SSmachines.get_machines_by_type_and_subtypes(/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/selfdestruct) //Wait, why the fuck are we trying to get the nuke??? Coder backdoor???
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if(self_destruct)
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if(self_destruct.r_code == NUKE_CODE_UNSET)
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self_destruct.r_code = random_nukecode()
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message_admins("Through salt PRs, the self-destruct code was set to \"[self_destruct.r_code]\".")
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if(self_destruct.r_code == pr_number)
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thing_to_remove = "the station's nuclear self-destruct device" //Just made every senior admin shit themselves with this line. 1 in 140,000 chance, by the way.
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var/title = "Removes [capitalize(thing_to_remove)]"
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var/author = "[pick(GLOB.first_names)] [pick(GLOB.last_names)]" || "Joe Momma"
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var/author_dash = replacetextEx(author," ","-")
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var/conversation = pick_list_replacements(HALLUCINATION_FILE, "conversation") || "Fuck off?"
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var/redpill = pick_list_replacements(REDPILL_FILE, "redpill_questions") || "Why not?"
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var/job = replacetextEx(pick_list_replacements(HALLUCINATION_FILE, "people") ,"\\%TARGETNAME","Security") || "Security"
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var/traitor = replacetextEx(pick_list_replacements(HALLUCINATION_FILE, "accusations") ,"\\%TARGETNAME","a griefer") || "a griefer"
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var/location = replacetextEx(pick_list_replacements(HALLUCINATION_FILE, "location") ,"\\%TARGETNAME","dorms") || "dorms"
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var/branch = replacetextEx("[traitor]-[thing_to_remove]-removal"," ","-")
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var/dirty_commits = rand(4,75)
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default_raw_text = {"
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<h1>[title] #[pr_number]</h1>
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[author] wants to merge [dirty_commits] commits into \[Space-Station-13:master\] from \[[author_dash]:[branch]\]
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<br>
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<br>
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<br>
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<br>
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<br>
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<hr>
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<h2>About The Pull Request</h2>
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<hr>
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<p>Removes [thing_to_remove].</p>
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<br>
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<h2>Why It's Good For The Station</h2>
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<hr>
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<p>[redpill]</p>
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<p>
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[pick("The Research Directior needs","Security needs","We need","Central Command needs","Nanotrasen needs")] to remove [thing_to_remove] from
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[pick("the Station","the Crew",job,location)]. [pick("You might be thinking","You're probablly wondering","You might be saying","One might think","Some might say")]
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"[conversation]", [pick("so let me explain","and you'd normally be right","but let me explain","so let me have a moment of your time","give me a second to explain")].
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<br><br>
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[pick("One time","Previously","Last shift","A few moments ago")] that damn griefer george melons was [traitor] [pick("as","while they were")] [job] and [pick("he","they")]
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[pick("killed","assaulted","ass slapped","smacked","bwoinked")] [pick("me","my person","my well being","my ass")] [pick("in","near","around")] [location]
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[pick("with","using","while I didn't have any")] [thing_to_remove]. This [pick("should not have happened","was fucking stupid","made me cry","wasted my time","annoyed me")] so I am
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[pick("petitioning","begging","asking","demanding")] for it to be removed.
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</p>
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<br>
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<h1>Changelog</h1>
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<hr>
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CL [author]<br>
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[pick("del","remove","balance","fix","bugfix")]: Removes [thing_to_remove]<br>
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/CL
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"}
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name = "[initial(name)] - pull request #[pr_number], [title]"
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return ..()
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