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## About The Pull Request Made tabs in json files instead of spaces. Also removed space at the end of words in chef Italian language due to which these words were not processed. ## Why It's Good For The Game Reading this files on github is really hard.
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22 lines
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{
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"ballmer_good_msg": [
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"Hear me out here. What if, and this is just a theory, we made R&D controllable from our PDAs?",
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"Hey guys, what if we rolled out a bluespace wiring system so mice can't destroy the powergrid anymore?",
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"I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.",
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"I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.",
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"Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology."
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],
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"ballmer_windows_me_msg": [
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"Who keeps commiting to master?",
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"Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.",
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"Do you know who ate all the donuts?",
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"Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.",
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"So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?",
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"We should store bank records in a webscale datastore, like /dev/null.",
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"What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?",
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"Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put a webserver that's automatically turned on with default admin passwords into every PDA?",
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"You ever wonder if /dev/null supports sharding?"
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]
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}
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