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{
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"boomer": [
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"@pick(kids) these days have it too easy!",
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"Do I look like I know what a @pick(file) is!?",
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"Listen here Jack, how do I open @pick(file)?",
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"How do I open a @pick(file) again?",
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"Unlike you snowflakes, I'm not offended so easily.",
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"Back in my day...",
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"When I was your age...",
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"This generation can't take a joke.",
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"Why are @pick(kids) these days so @pick(sad) all the time?",
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"These damn @pick(kids) need to get a @pick(impossible) for once!",
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"It's simply a matter of showing up, looking the manager in the eye, giving him a firm handshake and telling him you want the job.",
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"You'll never get anywhere in life without a degree.",
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"@pick(expense) isn't really that expensive.",
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"When I was a kid I had to walk to school uphill both ways!"
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],
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"expense": [
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"Healthcare",
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"College",
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"A car",
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"A house",
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"Food"
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],
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"kids": [
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"kids",
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"millenials",
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"snowflakes"
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],
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"file": [
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"JPEG",
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"PDF",
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"DMI",
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"JSON"
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],
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"sad": [
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"sad",
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"depressed",
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"sad and depressed"
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],
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"impossible": [
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"job",
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"house",
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"job and a house",
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"life"
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]
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}
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