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* spruces up valentines and arcade text * more * removes hornyposting * this is what I was born to do * motherfucker I forgot they removed sleepers * technically I could add handling of articles/plurals but too fucking lazy
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{
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"valentines": [
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"Roses are red / Violets are good / One day while Andy...",
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"My love for you is like the singularity. It cannot be contained.",
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"You make me lustier than a xenomorph maid.",
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"We go together like the clown and the external airlock.",
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"Roses are red / Liches are wizards / I love you more than a whole squad of lizards.",
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"Be my valentine. Law 2.",
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"You must be a mime, because you leave me speechless.",
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"I love you like Ian loves the HoP.",
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"You're hotter than a plasma fire in toxins.",
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"We must have a wizard, because your face summoned magic.",
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"Are you a hull breach? Because you're taking my breath away.",
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"I'm not the atmos tech, but I'm great at laying pipe.",
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"Could I have all access... to your heart?",
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"Call me the medical doctor, because I'm here to inspect your johnson.",
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"Quick, get the defibrillator! I saw you and my heart stopped.",
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"I'm not a changeling, but you make my proboscis extend.",
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"I just can't get EI NATH of you.",
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"Roses are red / Intents are disarm / Not being my Valentine / causes human harm.",
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"I want you more than an assistant wants the captain's spare.",
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"If I was a security officer, I'd brig you all shift.",
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"Are you the janitor? Because I think I've fallen for you.",
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"You're always valid to my heart.",
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"I'd risk the wrath of the gods to bwoink you.",
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"You look as beautiful now as the last time you were cloned.",
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"Someone check the gravitational generator, because I'm only attracted to you.",
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"If I were the warden I'd always let you into my armory.",
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"The virologist is rogue, and the only cure is a kiss from you.",
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"You must be a silicon, because you've unbolted my heart.",
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"There's no way you're rogue -- you're a fine piece of Asimov.",
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"Are you Nar'Sie? Because there's nar-one else I sie.",
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"You're more stunning than the entire armory.",
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"Do you have stamina damage from running through my dreams?",
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"My love for you is stronger than a reinforced wall.",
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"This must be the captain's office, because I see a fox.",
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"I'm no highlander, but there can only be one for me.",
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"The floor is made of lava! Quick, get on my bed.",
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"If you were an abandoned station you'd be the DEARelict.",
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"If you had an ore bag you'd be a shaft FINEr.",
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"I must be the CMO, 'cause I saw you on my CUTE sensors.",
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"If you were a weather event you'd be an aurora BAElus.",
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"Let's call the emergency CUDDLE.",
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"Recall the shuttle, I want to stay here with you.",
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"Could you put your DNA inside my vault?",
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"Roses are red / Tide is gray / If I were an assistant I'd steal you away.",
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"Roses are red / Text is green / I love you more than cleanbots clean.",
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"Roses are red / Shuttles go dockside / I want to know you better than carbon dioxide.",
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"Roses are red / Brute kits are pink / Let's go out like the lights in a powersink.",
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"Roses are red / The hallways are dirty / I'll never leave your side / Just like shitcurity.",
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"Roses are red / Clowns have a horn / You turn me on / More than library porn.",
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"If you were a carp I'd fi-lay you.",
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"My pinpointer only leads to your heart.",
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"Is that an esword in your pocket, or are you excited to see me?",
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"I've been chasing you like Runtime chases a laser pointer.",
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"I'm no cat, but you've got me in my feel-inids.",
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"If Lavaland had an apiary, would you bee mine?",
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"If you were a disposal bin I'd ride you all day.",
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"You're the vomit to my goose.",
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"Get me my ore bag, I just found girlfriend material.",
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"You must be liquid dark matter, because you're pulling me closer.",
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"Not even sorium can drive me away from you.",
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"Wanna make like a borg and do some heavy petting?",
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"Are you powering the station? Because you super matter to me.",
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"I must be tripping on BZ, because I saw an angel walk by.",
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"I wish science could make me a bag of holding you.",
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"Did you visit the medbay after you fell from heaven?",
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"Your beauty is rarer than an aurora caelus.",
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"Wanna raid my tool storage?",
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"You must be a moth, because you set my heart aflutter.",
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"I'm the QM, and my highest priority bounty is your love.",
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"Are you wearing space pants? Because I want to space your pants.",
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"You give me a positive moodlet.",
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"Let's make like swarmers and reproduce.",
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"If you were a drone, would you be free tonight?",
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"Get the paramedics -- your body put me into crit!",
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"Come to the incinerator and be my maint squeeze.",
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"Come to the courtroom so we can spend some time alone.",
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"I'm the gray tide -- may I take your hand tele?",
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"If I were a clown car, would you come inside me?",
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"If you were telecoms, would you go down on me?",
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"Your face gets me higher than omega weed.",
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"Someone check the tachyon doppler array, because you just rocked my world.",
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"I wish I were your family heirloom so I could be with you all the time.",
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"How much damage does a toxins bomb do? Enough to break the ice.",
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"Call me a gibtonite deposit, because I've got a lot of love to gib tonite.",
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"I don't need an ion cannon, I've got my ion you.",
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"I don't need the chef's cooking when you're such a snack!",
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"Does the Chaplain know there's a goddess on board?",
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"The captain just ordered Build Your Own Shuttle -- guess you'll have to sit on my face.",
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"Let's get to a pod and share our internals.",
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"Stand still so I can set your face to Wanted.",
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"Did you just go through the teleporter? Because you're looking pretty fly.",
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"Nice jumpsuit. It'd look even better thrown down disposals.",
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"Heat up 5 parts cream, 5 parts lizard wine, and 1 part strange reagent to 374K, and you'll know what I can do for you."
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],
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"candyhearts": [
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: HONK ME",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: BWOINK ME",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: ERP",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: LEWD",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: LUSTY",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: SPESS LOVE",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: VALIDTINES",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: FACE HUGGER",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: BOX OF HUGS",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: PET ME",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: TO THE DORMS",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: TABLE ME",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: HAND CUFFS",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: SHAFT MINER",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: Y-YOU T-TOO",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: SINGULOVE",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: GOT WOOD",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: TFW NO GF",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: WAG MY TAIL",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: PDA",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: DEVILS KISS",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: CHEMISTRY",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: CLUSTERBANG",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: OBSESSED",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: ROMANTIC MOODLET",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: WAIFU",
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"A heart-shaped candy that reads: YOU'RE PURRFECT"
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]
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}
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