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Bubberstation/strings/steve.json
Marina fcaa0b24db Alphabetized, fixed spelling error, clarifying event descriptions. Polish (#69707)
About The Pull Request

Alphabetized several long lists of strings so its easier for us to look through them, just code polish, nothing the players would see.

Fixed some minor spelling errors as well.

Clarified door bolt state to be less ambiguous in the door wiring gui.
Originally it would say the door bolts have fallen, and the door bolts "Look up". i dont know about you but that was very not clear for me to read. Like where are the bolts? In the door or the frame? Arnt there bolts on top and bottom? Just didn't make sense to me.

Now it says "Have engaged!" & "Have disengaged"
hopefully that makes the state clearer at a glance.

I also added a small handful of funny texts to some string files. See changelog
Why It's Good For The Game

Well, who doesn't like a bit of polish? Just makes the game a little easier for people.
Also funny text funny text.
Changelog

spelling: improves spelling and adds more flavortext
2022-09-11 21:51:01 +12:00

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{
"ballmer_good_msg": [
"Hear me out here. What if, and this is just a theory, we made R&D controllable from our PDAs?",
"Hey guys, what if we rolled out a bluespace wiring system so mice can't destroy the powergrid anymore?",
"I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.",
"I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.",
"Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology."
],
"ballmer_windows_me_msg": [
"Who keeps commiting to master?",
"Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.",
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?",
"Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.",
"So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?",
"We should store bank records in a webscale datastore, like /dev/null.",
"What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?",
"Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put a webserver that's automatically turned on with default admin passwords into every PDA?",
"You ever wonder if /dev/null supports sharding?"
]
}