Bubberstation/code/datums/ruins/space.dm

/datum/map_template/ruin/space
	prefix = "_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/"
	cost = 1
	allow_duplicates = FALSE

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/zoo
	id = "zoo"
	suffix = "abandonedzoo.dmm"
	name = "Biological Storage Facility"
	description = "In case society crumbles, we will be able to restore our \
		zoos to working order with the breeding stock kept in these 100% \
		secure and unbreachable storage facilities. At no point has anything \
		escaped. That's our story, and we're sticking to it."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/asteroid1
	id = "asteroid1"
	suffix = "asteroid1.dmm"
	name = "Asteroid 1"
	description = "I-spy with my little eye, something beginning with R."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/asteroid2
	id = "asteroid2"
	suffix = "asteroid2.dmm"
	name = "Asteroid 2"
	description = "Oh my god, a giant rock!"

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/asteroid3
	id = "asteroid3"
	suffix = "asteroid3.dmm"
	name = "Asteroid 3"
	description = "This asteroid floating in space has no official \
		designation, because the scientist that discovered it deemed it \
		'super dull'."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/asteroid4
	id = "asteroid4"
	suffix = "asteroid4.dmm"
	name = "Asteroid 4"
	description = "Nanotrasen Escape Pods have a 100%* success rate, and a \
		99%* customer satisfaction rate. *Please note that these statistics, \
		are taken from pods that have successfully docked with a recovery \
		vessel."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/asteroid5
	id = "asteroid5"
	suffix = "asteroid5.dmm"
	name = "Asteroid 5"
	description = "Oh my god, another giant rock!"

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/deep_storage
	id = "deep-storage"
	suffix = "deepstorage.dmm"
	name = "Survivalist Bunker"
	description = "Assume the best, prepare for the worst. Generally, you \
		should do so by digging a three man heavily fortified bunker into \
		a giant unused asteroid. Then make it self sufficient, mask any \
		evidence of construction, hook it covertly into the \
		telecommunications network and hope for the best."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/bigderelict1
	id = "bigderelict1"
	suffix = "bigderelict1.dmm"
	name = "Derelict Tradepost"
	description = "A once-bustling tradestation that handled imports and exports from \
		nearby stations now lays eerily dormant. The last received message was a distress call from one of the \
		on-board officers, but we had no success in making contact again."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/derelict1
	id = "derelict1"
	suffix = "derelict1.dmm"
	name = "Derelict 1"
	description = "Nothing to see here citizen, move along, certainly no \
		xeno outbreaks on this piece of station debris. That purple stuff? \
		It's uh... station nectar. It's a top secret research installation."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/derelict2
	id = "derelict2"
	suffix = "derelict2.dmm"
	name = "Dinner for Two"
	description = "Oh this is the night\n\
		It's a beautiful night\n\
		And we call it bella notte"

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/derelict3
	id = "derelict3"
	suffix = "derelict3.dmm"
	name = "Derelict 3"
	description = "These hulks were once part of a larger structure, where \
		the three great \[REDACTED\] were forged."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/derelict4
	id = "derelict4"
	suffix = "derelict4.dmm"
	name = "Derelict 4"
	description = "Centcom ferries have never crashed, will never crash, \
		there is no current investigation into a crashed ferry, and we \
		will not let Internal Affairs trample over high security information \
		in the name of this baseless witchhunt."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/derelict5
	id = "derelict5"
	suffix = "derelict5.dmm"
	name = "Derelict 5"
	description = "The plan is, we put a whole bunch of crates full of \
		treasure in this disused warehouse, launch it into space, and then \
		ignore it. Forever."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/derelict6
	id = "derelict6"
	suffix = "derelict6.dmm"
	name = "Derelict 6"
	description = "The hush-hush of Nanotrasen when it comes to stations seemingly vanishing off the radar is an interesting topic, \
		theories of nuclear destruction float about while Nanotrasen flat-out denies said stations ever existing."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/empty_shell
	id = "empty-shell"
	suffix = "emptyshell.dmm"
	name = "Empty Shell"
	description = "Cosy, rural property availible for young professional \
		couple. Only twelve parsecs from the nearest hyperspace lane!"

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/gas_the_lizards
	id = "gas-the-lizards"
	suffix = "gasthelizards.dmm"
	name = "Disposal Facility 17"
	description = "Gas efficiency at 95.6%, fluid elimination at 96.2%. \
		Will require renewed supplies of 'carpet' before the end of the \
		quarter."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/intact_empty_ship
	id = "intact-empty-ship"
	suffix = "intactemptyship.dmm"
	name = "Authorship"
	description = "Just somewhere quiet, where I can focus on my work with \
		no interruptions."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/caravanambush
	id = "space/caravanambush"
	suffix = "caravanambush.dmm"
	name = "Syndicate Ambush"
	description = "A caravan route used by passing cargo freights has been ambushed by a salvage \
		team manned by the syndicate. The caravan managed to send off a distress message before being surrounded, their video feed \
		cutting off as the sound of gunfire and a parrot was heard."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/originalcontent
	id = "paperwizard"
	suffix = "originalcontent.dmm"
	name = "A Giant Ball of Paper in Space"
	description = "Sightings of a giant wad of paper hurling through the depths of space have been \
		recently reported by multiple outposts near this sector. A giant wad of paper, really? Damn prank callers."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/mech_transport
	id = "mech-transport"
	suffix = "mechtransport.dmm"
	name = "CF Corsair"
	description = "Well, when is it getting here? I have bills to pay; very \
		well-armed clients who want their shipments as soon as possible! I \
		don't care, just find it!"

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/onehalf
	id = "onehalf"
	suffix = "onehalf.dmm"
	name = "DK Excavator 453"
	description = "Based on the trace elements we've detected on the \
		gutted asteroids, we suspect that a mining ship using a restricted \
		engine is somewhere in the area. We'd like to request a patrol vessel \
		to investigate."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/spacebar
	id = "spacebar"
	suffix = "spacebar.dmm"
	name = "The Rampant Golem and Yellow Hound"
	description = "No questions asked. No shoes/foot protection, no service. \
		No tabs. No violence in the inside areas. That's it. Welcome to the \
		Rampant Golem and Yellow Hound. Can I take your order?"

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/spacehotel
	id = "spacehotel"
	suffix = "spacehotel.dmm"
	name = "The Twin-Nexus Hotel"
	description = "A interstellar hotel, where the weary spaceman can rest their head \
		 and relax, assured that the residental staff will not murder them in their sleep. Probably."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/turreted_outpost
	id = "turreted-outpost"
	suffix = "turretedoutpost.dmm"
	name = "Unnamed Turreted Outpost"
	description = "We'd ask them to stop blaring that ruskiepop music, but \
		none of us are brave enough to go near those death turrets they have."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/oldshuttle
	id = "spaceman-origins"
	suffix = "shuttlerelic.dmm"
	name = "Strange Ship"
	description = "A ship seemingly lost, drifting along the stars. This thing looks \
		like it belongs in ancient times."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/way_home
	id = "way-home"
	suffix = "way_home.dmm"
	name = "Salvation"
	description = "In the darkest times, we will find our way home."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/djstation
	id = "djstation"
	suffix = "djstation.dmm"
	name = "DJ Station"
	description = "Until very recently this pirate radio station was used \
		to harangue local space stations over a variety of perceived \
		\"ethics violations\". It seems like someone finally got sick of \
		it, but the equipment still works."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/thederelict
	id = "thederelict"
	suffix = "thederelict.dmm"
	name = "Kosmicheskaya Stantsiya 13"
	description = "The true fate of Kosmicheskaya Stantsiya 13 is an open \
		question to this day. Most corporations deny its existence, \
		for fear of questioning on what became of its crew."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/abandonedteleporter
	id = "abandonedteleporter"
	suffix = "abandonedteleporter.dmm"
	name = "Abandoned Teleporter"
	description = "In space construction the teleporter is often the \
		first system brought online. This lonely half built teleporter \
		is a sign of a proposed structure that for one reason or another \
		just never got built."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/crashedclownship
	id = "crashedclownship"
	suffix = "crashedclownship.dmm"
	name = "Crashed Clown Ship"
	description = "For centuries the promise of a new clown homeworld \
		has been the siren call for countless clown vessels. Alas the \
		clown's lust for shinanagans means that successful voyages \
		are almost unheard of, with most vessels falling to hilarious \
		consequences almost immediately."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/crashedship
	id = "crashedship"
	suffix = "crashedship.dmm"
	name = "Crashed Ship"
	description = "Among civilian vessels the most common cause of \
		tragedy is lack of food. This ship was outfited with a \
		multitude of food generating features, then summarily ran \
		into an asteroid shortly after takeoff."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/listeningstation
	id = "listeningstation"
	suffix = "listeningstation.dmm"
	name = "Syndicate Listening Station"
	description = "Listening stations form the backbone of the \
		syndicate's information gathering operations. Assignment to \
		these stations is dreaded by most agents, as it entails long \
		and lonely shifts listening to nearby stations chatter \
		incessently about the most meaningless things."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/oldAIsat
	id = "oldAIsat"
	suffix = "oldAIsat.dmm"
	name = "Abandoned Telecommunications Satellite"
	description = "When the inspector told the employees that they \
		were all fired, and that their jobs \"could be done by \
		trained lizards anyway\", they reacted badly. This event and \
		others is the reason why Central always sends an ERT squad with \
		their competent inspectors. Incompetent inspectors are told \
		they can \"do it alone\" because they're \"that pro\". \
		Incompetent inspectors believe this."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/oldteleporter
	id = "oldteleporter"
	suffix = "oldteleporter.dmm"
	name = "Detached Teleporter"
	description = "The structure of this surprisingly intact \
		teleporter suggests that it was once part of a larger structure, \
		but what remains of said structure, if anything, can \
		only be guessed at."

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/vaporwave
	id = "vaporwave"
	suffix = "vaporwave.dmm"
	name = "Aesthetic Outpost"
	description = "Pause and remember-- You are unique.\
		You are special. Every mistake, trial, and \
		hardship has helped to sculpt your real \
		beauty. Stop hating yourself and start \
		appreciating and loving yourself!"

/datum/map_template/ruin/space/bus
	id = "bus"
	suffix = "bus.dmm"
	name = "Waylaid Buses"
	description = "There seems to be a pair of buses that pulled over \
		for repairs. What were they doing..? Their shipment sure  \
		seems to be filled with a strange mix. Anyway, it looks like \
		some people tried to fix it up for a long time \
		but didn't really get anywhere..."


/datum/map_template/ruin/space/miracle
	id = "miracle"
	suffix = "miracle.dmm"
	name = "Ordinary Space Tile"
	description = "Absolutely nothing strange going on here please \
		move along, plenty more space to see right this way!"