[MIRROR] Added tabloid magazines.

code/game/objects/items/magazine.dm

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+/obj/item/tabloid
+	name = "tabloid magazine"
+	desc = "It's one of those trashy tabloid magazines. It looks pretty out of date."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/magazine.dmi'
+	icon_state = "magazine"
+
+	var/headline
+	var/static/list/tabloid_states = icon_states('icons/obj/magazine.dmi')
+	var/static/list/tabloid_publishers = list(
+		"\improper Solar Enquirer",
+		"\improper Stellar Examiner",
+		"\improper Antares Daily",
+		"\improper Weekly Galactic News",
+		"\improper Spiral"
+	)
+
+	var/static/list/tabloid_headlines = list(
+		"NARCOALGORITHMS: ARE YOUR CHILDREN SAFE?",
+		"ARE GMO HUMANS POISONOUS IN BED?",
+		"TOP 10 REASONS WHY OTHER SPECIES ARE A HOAX",
+		"CENTENNIAL POSITRONIC EXTENDS LIFESPAN WITH 1 SIMPLE TRICK",
+		"TOP 10 DANGEROUS FOODS WITH CHEMICALS",
+		"NEW TERRIFYING TEEN TREND: SUN-DIVING",
+		"HAS YOUR SPOUSE BEEN REPLACED BY AN ALIEN IMPOSTER? STUDIES SUGGEST YES!",
+		"SPACE CAUSES CANCER: DOCTORS CONFIRM",
+		"ARE BODY SCANNERS TOO INVASIVE? FIND OUT INSIDE!",
+		"HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? LOCAL SCIENTIST DEBUNKS ALIEN THEORY, DECRIES THEM AS TUBE EXPERIMENTS GONE WRONG",
+		"100 DELICIOUS RECIPES LETHAL TO CARBON-BASED LIFE",
+		"TOP FIVE SPECIES WE DROVE TO EXTINCTION; NUMBER TWO WILL SHOCK YOU",
+		"LOCAL MAN HAS SEIZURE AFTER SAYING SKRELLIAN NAME; FORCED ASSIMILATION SOON?",
+		"RELIGION WAS RIGHT? SHOCK FINDINGS SHOW ALIEN SIMILARITY TO ANIMALS, EXISTENCE OF BOATS",
+		"TOP TEN REASONS WHY ONLY HUMANS ARE SENTIENT",
+		"LOCAL UNATHI SYMPATHIZER: 'I really think you should stop with these spacebaiting articles.'",
+		"DO UNATHI SYMPATHIZERS HATE THE HUMAN RACE?",
+		"WHICH PLANET HAS THE BEST LOVERS? THIS AND MORE INSIDE!",
+		"SHE SAID WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE, SO I MARRIED A TESHARI PACK: FULL STORY INSIDE",
+		"LOSE WEIGHT THREE TIMES FASTER WITH THESE LOW-G MANEUVERS!",
+		"SHOCKING FIGURES REVEAL MORE TEENS DIE TO UNATHI HONOUR DUELS THAN GUN VIOLENCE",
+		"MY DAUGHTER JOINED A NEURAL COLLECTIVE AND NOW SHE CAN TASTE SPACETIME: FULL STORY INSIDE",
+		"WERE THE NAZIS PSYCHIC? ONE HISTORIAN TELLS ALL",
+		"TAJARANS: CUTE AND CUDDLY, OR INFILTRATING THE GOVERNMENT? FIND OUT MORE INSIDE",
+		"IS THE SOLAR GOVERNMENT CREATING AN AI SUPERINTELLIGENCE NEAR MERCURY? ONE EXPERT REVEALS SHOCKING INSIDER DETAILS!",
+		"TOP TEN HISTORICAL FIGURES THAT WERE TWO PROMETHEANS IN A TRENCHCOAT",
+		"ZADDAT: FACT OR FICTION?",
+		"TOP 10 SECRET AUGMENTS THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO GET",
+		"ENLARGE YOUR MENTAL FACULTIES WITH THIS 1 WEIRD HAT",
+		"'HELP, MY SON THINKS HE'S A 20TH CENTURY VID CHARACTER CALLED SPOCK' AND MORE SHOCKING TALES INSIDE",
+		"18 RADICAL HIP IMPLANTS ALL THE KIDS ARE GETTING!",
+		"PRESERVED HEAD OF 21ST CENTURY CAPITALIST INSISTS THAT 'DYSON WALL' ONLY SANE SOLUTION TO RIMWARD MALCONTENTS",
+		"50 SHADES OF GREEN; BESTSELLING MULTISPECIES ROMANCE COMING TO CINEMAS",
+		"PLUTO: DWARF PLANET, OR SECRET RAMPANT AI FACILITY HELL-BENT ON CORRUPTING YOUR CHILDREN?",
+		"TOP TEN ANIME ALIENS. NUMBER 3 WILL SICKEN YOU",
+		"OCTUBER X'RALLBRE EXPOSED; NUDE PHOTOSHOOT LEAKS",
+		"WAR ON MARS AFTER NAKED MAN WAS FOUND; WERE THE ROMANS RIGHT?",
+		"REAL ALIENS ARGUE EARTH MOVIES RACIST!",
+		"HELP! I MARRIED A HEGEMONOUS SWARM INTELLIGENCE AND MY SON THINKS HE'S A ROUTER!",
+		"POSITRONICS: HUMAN INGENUITY AND GENEROSITY, OR A HORRIBLE MISTAKE? FIND OUT INSIDE!",
+		"TENTACLES OF TERROR: SKRELL BLACK OPS SEIGE NYX NAVAL DEPOT. SHOCKING PHOTOGRAPHS INSIDE!",
+		"THE FREE TRADER UNION: NEITHER FREE NOR A UNION. SHOCKING EXPOSE!",
+		"HAS THE FREE MARKET GONE TOO FAR? LUNA GLITTERPOP STAR AUCTIONS THIRD TESTICLE FOR TRANS-ORBITAL SHIPPING BONDS",
+		"THEY SAID IT WAS CANCER, BUT I KNEW IT WAS A TINY, SELF-REPLICATING CLONE OF RAY KURZWEIL: FULL STORY INSIDE",
+		"WHAT HAS TECHNOLOGY DONE? INDUSTRY BILLIONAIRE MARRIES OWN INFORMORPH MIND-COPY",
+		"REPTILLIAN ICE WARRIORS FROM ANOTHER WORLD LIVE INSIDE YOUR AIR DUCTS: HERE'S HOW TO GET RID OF THEM",
+		"10 CRITICAL THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT 'DRONEGATE'",
+		"THEY CALL THEM JUMPGATES BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM JUMP: AN INDUSTRY INSIDER SPEAKS FOR THE FIRST TIME",
+		"EMERGENT INTELLIGENCES ARE STEALING YOUR BANK DETAILS, FETISHES: FOIL HAT RECIPE INSIDE",
+		"TIME TRAVELLERS ARE STEALING YOUR WIFI: 5 TIPS FOR DEFEATING HACKERS FROM THE FUTURE",
+		"'My mother was an alien spy': THIS CELEBRITY REVEAL WILL SHOCK AND AMAZE YOU",
+		"LUMINARY SCIENTIST SPEAKS: DIABETES IS A HYPERCORP RETROVIRUS!",
+		"'I REROUTED MY NEURAL CIRCUITRY SO THAT PAIN TASTES OF STRAWBERRIES' AND FIFTEEN OTHER CRAZY ALMACH STORIES",
+		"JOINING THE NAVY? HERE'S 15 EXPERT TIPS FOR AVOIDING BRAIN PARASITES"
+	)
+
+/obj/item/tabloid/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+
+	pixel_x = 5-rand(10)
+	pixel_x = 5-rand(10)
+
+	icon_state = pick(tabloid_states)
+	headline =   pick(tabloid_headlines)
+	name =       pick(tabloid_publishers)
+
+/obj/item/tabloid/examine(mob/user, distance)
+	. = ..()
+	if(headline)
+		to_chat(user, "The headline screams, \"[headline]\"")
+
+/obj/item/tabloid/attack_self(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message(SPAN_NOTICE("\The [user] leafs idly through \the [src]."))
+	if(headline)
+		to_chat(user, "Most of it is the usual tabloid garbage, but the headline story, \"[headline]\", holds your attention for awhile.")
+		if(tabloid_headlines[headline])
+			to_chat(user, tabloid_headlines[headline])
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "Most of it is the usual tabloid garbage. You find nothing of interest.")
+	return TRUE