diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/unarmed_attack.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/unarmed_attack.dm
index 43a5ae66f2..92d727511a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/unarmed_attack.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/unarmed_attack.dm
@@ -75,7 +75,7 @@ var/global/list/sparring_attack_cache = list()
target.set_dir(reverse_dir[target.dir])
target.apply_effect(attack_damage * 0.4, WEAKEN, armour)
if(BP_GROIN)
- target.visible_message("[target] looks like [TT.he] [TT.is] in pain!", "[(target.gender=="female") ? "Oh god that hurt!" : "Oh no, not your[pick("testicles", "crown jewels", "clockweights", "family jewels", "marbles", "bean bags", "teabags", "sweetmeats", "goolies")]!"]") // I see no easy way to fix this for non-organic or neuter characters.
+ target.visible_message("[target] looks like [TT.he] [TT.is] in pain!", "Oh god that hurt!") // Chompstation edit
target.apply_effects(stutter = attack_damage * 2, agony = attack_damage* 3, blocked = armour)
if("l_leg", "l_foot", "r_leg", "r_foot")
if(!target.lying)
@@ -276,4 +276,4 @@ var/global/list/sparring_attack_cache = list()
shredding = 0
damage = 0
sharp = 0
- edge = 0
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+ edge = 0