diff --git a/code/__defines/color.dm b/code/__defines/color.dm
index ecf01528aa..c3db40eefb 100644
--- a/code/__defines/color.dm
+++ b/code/__defines/color.dm
@@ -166,3 +166,9 @@
 
 #define COLOR_ASTEROID_ROCK    "#735555"
 #define COLOR_GOLD             "#ffcc33"
+
+// Discord requires colors to be in decimal instead of hexadecimal.
+#define COLOR_WEBHOOK_DEFAULT	0x8bbbd5 // "#8bbbd5"
+#define COLOR_WEBHOOK_GOOD		0x2ECC71 // "#2ECC71"
+#define COLOR_WEBHOOK_POOR		0xE67E22 // "#E67E22"
+#define COLOR_WEBHOOK_BAD		0xE74C3C // "#E74C3C"
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/__defines/misc.dm b/code/__defines/misc.dm
index 5aca7e0a99..91c3d508b5 100644
--- a/code/__defines/misc.dm
+++ b/code/__defines/misc.dm
@@ -448,4 +448,17 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(all_volume_channels, list(
 
 #define LOADOUT_WHITELIST_OFF    0
 #define LOADOUT_WHITELIST_LAX    1
-#define LOADOUT_WHITELIST_STRICT 2
\ No newline at end of file
+#define LOADOUT_WHITELIST_STRICT 2
+
+
+#ifndef WINDOWS_HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION
+#define WINDOWS_HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION "lib/byhttp.dll"
+#endif
+
+#ifndef UNIX_HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION
+#define UNIX_HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION "lib/libbyhttp.so"
+#endif
+
+#ifndef HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION
+#define HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION (world.system_type == MS_WINDOWS ? WINDOWS_HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION : UNIX_HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION)
+#endif
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/__defines/subsystems.dm b/code/__defines/subsystems.dm
index 831155c1d7..a91df482b9 100644
--- a/code/__defines/subsystems.dm
+++ b/code/__defines/subsystems.dm
@@ -52,6 +52,7 @@ var/global/list/runlevel_flags = list(RUNLEVEL_LOBBY, RUNLEVEL_SETUP, RUNLEVEL_G
 // Subsystem init_order, from highest priority to lowest priority
 // Subsystems shutdown in the reverse of the order they initialize in
 // The numbers just define the ordering, they are meaningless otherwise.
+#define INIT_ORDER_WEBHOOKS		50
 #define INIT_ORDER_DBCORE		41	//CHOMPEdit
 #define INIT_ORDER_SQLITE		40
 #define INIT_ORDER_CHEMISTRY	35
diff --git a/code/__defines/webhooks.dm b/code/__defines/webhooks.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..13fcfa90e4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/__defines/webhooks.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+// Please don't forget to update the webhooks page on the GitHub Wiki page with your new webhook ID.
+#define WEBHOOK_ROUNDEND			"webhook_roundend"
+#define WEBHOOK_ROUNDPREP			"webhook_roundprep"
+#define WEBHOOK_ROUNDSTART			"webhook_roundstart"
+
+#define WEBHOOK_SUBMAP_LOADED		"webhook_submap_loaded"
+#define WEBHOOK_CUSTOM_EVENT		"webhook_custom_event"
+#define WEBHOOK_ELEVATOR_FALL		"webhook_elevator_fall"
+#define WEBHOOK_AHELP_SENT			"webhook_ahelp_sent"
+#define WEBHOOK_FAX_SENT			"webhook_fax_sent"
diff --git a/code/_helpers/_lists.dm b/code/_helpers/_lists.dm
index abe05b5141..a87307ac80 100644
--- a/code/_helpers/_lists.dm
+++ b/code/_helpers/_lists.dm
@@ -855,4 +855,15 @@ proc/dd_sortedTextList(list/incoming)
 		result += pick(shifts)
 
 	return result
-	
\ No newline at end of file
+
+var/global/list/json_cache = list()
+/proc/cached_json_decode(var/json_to_decode)
+	if(!json_to_decode || !length(json_to_decode))
+		return list()
+	try
+		if(isnull(global.json_cache[json_to_decode]))
+			global.json_cache[json_to_decode] = json_decode(json_to_decode)
+		. = global.json_cache[json_to_decode]
+	catch(var/exception/e)
+		log_error("Exception during JSON decoding ([json_to_decode]): [e]")
+		return list()
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/_helpers/text.dm b/code/_helpers/text.dm
index 0bed9abe52..91dd5901e1 100644
--- a/code/_helpers/text.dm
+++ b/code/_helpers/text.dm
@@ -509,3 +509,23 @@ proc/TextPreview(var/string,var/len=40)
 	var/charcount = count - length_char(text)
 	var/list/chars_to_add[max(charcount + 1, 0)]
 	return text + jointext(chars_to_add, char)
+
+//Readds quotes and apostrophes to HTML-encoded strings
+/proc/readd_quotes(var/t)
+	var/list/repl_chars = list(""" = "\"","'" = "'")
+	for(var/char in repl_chars)
+		var/index = findtext(t, char)
+		while(index)
+			t = copytext(t, 1, index) + repl_chars[char] + copytext(t, index+5)
+			index = findtext(t, char)
+	return t
+
+// Rips out paper HTML but tries to keep it semi-readable.
+/proc/paper_html_to_plaintext(paper_text)
+	paper_text = replacetext(paper_text, "<hr>", "-----")
+	paper_text = replacetext(paper_text, "<li>", "- ") // This makes ordered lists turn into unordered but fixing that is too much effort.
+	paper_text = replacetext(paper_text, "</li>", "\n")
+	paper_text = replacetext(paper_text, "<p>", "\n")
+	paper_text = replacetext(paper_text, "<br>", "\n")
+	paper_text = strip_html_properly(paper_text) // Get rid of everything else entirely.
+	return paper_text
diff --git a/code/_helpers/text_vr.dm b/code/_helpers/text_vr.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index a16b6c0cfc..0000000000
--- a/code/_helpers/text_vr.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,9 +0,0 @@
-//Readds quotes and apostrophes to HTML-encoded strings
-/proc/readd_quotes(var/t)
-	var/list/repl_chars = list("&#34;" = "\"","&#39;" = "'")
-	for(var/char in repl_chars)
-		var/index = findtext(t, char)
-		while(index)
-			t = copytext(t, 1, index) + repl_chars[char] + copytext(t, index+5)
-			index = findtext(t, char)
-	return t
diff --git a/code/_helpers/type2type.dm b/code/_helpers/type2type.dm
index 52dada1cf9..b5659351be 100644
--- a/code/_helpers/type2type.dm
+++ b/code/_helpers/type2type.dm
@@ -397,3 +397,17 @@
 				return /datum
 
 	return text2path(copytext(string_type, 1, last_slash))
+
+//checks if a file exists and contains text
+//returns text as a string if these conditions are met
+/proc/safe_file2text(filename, error_on_invalid_return = TRUE)
+	try
+		if(fexists(filename))
+			. = file2text(filename)
+			if(!. && error_on_invalid_return)
+				error("File empty ([filename])")
+		else if(error_on_invalid_return)
+			error("File not found ([filename])")
+	catch(var/exception/E)
+		if(error_on_invalid_return)
+			error("Exception when loading file as string: [E]")
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/controllers/configuration.dm b/code/controllers/configuration.dm
index 801f47120c..0406067b56 100644
--- a/code/controllers/configuration.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/configuration.dm
@@ -292,6 +292,8 @@ var/list/gamemode_cache = list()
 	
 	var/static/vgs_access_identifier = null	// VOREStation Edit - VGS
 	var/static/vgs_server_port = null	// VOREStation Edit - VGS
+	
+	var/disable_webhook_embeds = FALSE
 
 /datum/configuration/New()
 	var/list/L = typesof(/datum/game_mode) - /datum/game_mode
@@ -1017,6 +1019,9 @@ var/list/gamemode_cache = list()
 
 				if("use_loyalty_implants")
 					config.use_loyalty_implants = 1
+					
+				if("loadout_whitelist")
+					config.loadout_whitelist = text2num(value)
 
 				else
 					log_misc("Unknown setting in configuration: '[name]'")
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystems/ticker.dm b/code/controllers/subsystems/ticker.dm
index 813b106138..90e4254d2b 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystems/ticker.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystems/ticker.dm
@@ -49,6 +49,13 @@ var/global/datum/controller/subsystem/ticker/ticker
 /datum/controller/subsystem/ticker/Initialize()
 	pregame_timeleft = config.pregame_time
 	send2mainirc("Server lobby is loaded and open at byond://[config.serverurl ? config.serverurl : (config.server ? config.server : "[world.address]:[world.port]")]")
+	SSwebhooks.send(
+		WEBHOOK_ROUNDPREP, 
+		list(
+			"map" = station_name(), 
+			"url" = get_world_url()
+		)
+	)
 	GLOB.autospeaker = new (null, null, null, 1) //Set up Global Announcer
 	return ..()
 
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystems/webhooks.dm b/code/controllers/subsystems/webhooks.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..25252d3050
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystems/webhooks.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,94 @@
+SUBSYSTEM_DEF(webhooks)
+	name = "Webhooks"
+	init_order = INIT_ORDER_WEBHOOKS
+	flags = SS_NO_FIRE
+	var/list/webhook_decls = list()
+
+/datum/controller/subsystem/webhooks/Initialize()
+	load_webhooks()
+	. = ..()
+
+/datum/controller/subsystem/webhooks/proc/load_webhooks()
+
+	if(!fexists(HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION))
+		to_world_log("Unable to locate HTTP POST lib at [HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION], webhooks will not function on this run.")
+		return
+
+	var/list/all_webhooks_by_id = list()
+	var/list/all_webhooks = decls_repository.get_decls_of_subtype(/decl/webhook)
+	for(var/wid in all_webhooks)
+		var/decl/webhook/webhook = all_webhooks[wid]
+		if(webhook.id)
+			all_webhooks_by_id[webhook.id] = webhook
+
+	webhook_decls.Cut()
+	var/webhook_config = safe_file2text("config/webhooks.json")
+	if(webhook_config)
+		for(var/webhook_data in cached_json_decode(webhook_config))
+			var/wid = webhook_data["id"]
+			var/wurl = webhook_data["url"]
+			var/list/wmention = webhook_data["mentions"]
+			if(wmention && !islist(wmention))
+				wmention = list(wmention)
+			to_world_log("Setting up webhook [wid].")
+			if(wid && wurl && all_webhooks_by_id[wid])
+				var/decl/webhook/webhook = all_webhooks_by_id[wid]
+				webhook.urls = islist(wurl) ? wurl : list(wurl)
+				for(var/url in webhook.urls)
+					if(!webhook.urls[url])
+						webhook.urls[url] = list()
+					else if(!islist(webhook.urls[url]))
+						webhook.urls[url] = list(webhook.urls[url])
+				if(wmention)
+					webhook.mentions = wmention?.Copy()
+				webhook_decls[wid] = webhook
+				to_world_log("Webhook [wid] ready.")
+			else
+				to_world_log("Failed to set up webhook [wid].")
+
+/datum/controller/subsystem/webhooks/proc/send(var/wid, var/wdata)
+	var/decl/webhook/webhook = webhook_decls[wid]
+	if(webhook)
+		if(webhook.send(wdata))
+			to_world_log("Sent webhook [webhook.id].")
+			log_debug("Webhook sent: [webhook.id].")
+		else
+			to_world_log("Failed to send webhook [webhook.id].")
+			log_debug("Webhook failed to send: [webhook.id].")
+
+/client/proc/reload_webhooks()
+	set name = "Reload Webhooks"
+	set category = "Debug"
+
+	if(!holder)
+		return
+
+	if(!SSwebhooks.subsystem_initialized)
+		to_chat(usr, SPAN_WARNING("Let the webhook subsystem initialize before trying to reload it."))
+		return
+
+	to_world_log("[usr.key] has reloaded webhooks.")
+	log_and_message_admins("has reloaded webhooks.")
+	SSwebhooks.load_webhooks()
+
+/client/proc/ping_webhook()
+	set name = "Ping Webhook"
+	set category = "Debug"
+
+	if(!holder)
+		return
+
+	if(!length(SSwebhooks.webhook_decls))
+		to_chat(usr, SPAN_WARNING("Webhook list is empty; either webhooks are disabled, webhooks aren't configured, or the subsystem hasn't initialized."))
+		return
+
+	var/choice = input(usr, "Select a webhook to ping.", "Ping Webhook") as null|anything in SSwebhooks.webhook_decls
+	if(choice && SSwebhooks.webhook_decls[choice])
+		var/decl/webhook/webhook = SSwebhooks.webhook_decls[choice]
+		log_and_message_admins("has pinged webhook [choice].", usr)
+		to_world_log("[usr.key] has pinged webhook [choice].")
+		webhook.send()
+
+/hook/roundstart/proc/run_webhook()
+	SSwebhooks.send(WEBHOOK_ROUNDSTART, list("url" = get_world_url()))
+	return 1
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm
index 5a6d420837..17de38aae3 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm
@@ -396,6 +396,15 @@ var/global/list/additional_antag_types = list()
 		feedback_set("escaped_on_cryopod",escaped_on_cryopod)
 
 	send2mainirc("A round of [src.name] has ended - [surviving_total] survivors, [ghosts] ghosts.")
+	SSwebhooks.send(
+		WEBHOOK_ROUNDEND, 
+		list(
+			"survivors" = surviving_total, 
+			"escaped" = escaped_total, 
+			"ghosts" = ghosts, 
+			"clients" = clients
+		)
+	)
 
 	return 0
 
diff --git a/code/game/world.dm b/code/game/world.dm
index e8ac68cee4..190f284603 100644
--- a/code/game/world.dm
+++ b/code/game/world.dm
@@ -712,3 +712,39 @@ proc/establish_old_db_connection()
 	SStimer?.reset_buckets()
 
 #undef FAILED_DB_CONNECTION_CUTOFF
+
+/proc/get_world_url()
+	. = "byond://"
+	if(config.serverurl)
+		. += config.serverurl
+	else if(config.server)
+		. += config.server
+	else
+		. += "[world.address]:[world.port]"
+
+var/global/game_id = null
+
+/hook/startup/proc/generate_gameid()
+	if(game_id != null)
+		return
+	game_id = ""
+
+	var/list/c = list(
+		"a", "b", "c", "d", "e", "f", "g", "h", "i", "j", "k", "l", "m", 
+		"n", "o", "p", "q", "r", "s", "t", "u", "v", "w", "x", "y", "z", 
+		"A", "B", "C", "D", "E", "F", "G", "H", "I", "J", "K", "L", "M", 
+		"N", "O", "P", "Q", "R", "S", "T", "U", "V", "W", "X", "Y", "Z", 
+		"1", "2", "3", "4", "5", "6", "7", "8", "9", "0"
+		)
+	var/l = c.len
+
+	var/t = world.timeofday
+	for(var/_ = 1 to 4)
+		game_id = "[c[(t % l) + 1]][game_id]"
+		t = round(t / l)
+	game_id = "-[game_id]"
+	t = round(world.realtime / (10 * 60 * 60 * 24))
+	for(var/_ = 1 to 3)
+		game_id = "[c[(t % l) + 1]][game_id]"
+		t = round(t / l)
+	return 1
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
index 8cbc5f8246..4f0475bc74 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
@@ -1632,6 +1632,19 @@ datum/admins/var/obj/item/weapon/paper/admin/faxreply // var to hold fax replies
 			for(var/client/C in GLOB.admins)
 				if((R_ADMIN | R_MOD | R_EVENT) & C.holder.rights)
 					to_chat(C, "<span class='log_message'><span class='prefix'>FAX LOG:</span>[key_name_admin(src.owner)] has sent a fax message to [destination.department] (<a href='?_src_=holder;AdminFaxView=\ref[rcvdcopy]'>VIEW</a>)</span>")
+		
+		var/plaintext_title = P.sender ? "replied to [key_name(P.sender)]'s fax" : "sent a fax message to [destination.department]" 
+		var/fax_text = paper_html_to_plaintext(P.info)
+		log_game(plaintext_title)
+		log_game(fax_text)
+
+		SSwebhooks.send(
+			WEBHOOK_FAX_SENT,
+			list(
+				"name" = "[key_name(owner)] [plaintext_title].",
+				"body" = fax_text
+			)
+		)
 
 	else
 		to_chat(src.owner, "<span class='warning'>Message reply failed.</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin_verb_lists.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin_verb_lists.dm
index 50bf3a4d8c..b6ea1889f4 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin_verb_lists.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin_verb_lists.dm
@@ -239,7 +239,9 @@ var/list/admin_verbs_debug = list(
 	/client/proc/admin_give_modifier,
 	/client/proc/simple_DPS,
 	/datum/admins/proc/view_feedback,
-	/client/proc/debug_global_variables
+	/client/proc/debug_global_variables,
+	/client/proc/ping_webhook,
+	/client/proc/reload_webhooks
 	)
 
 var/list/admin_verbs_paranoid_debug = list(
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminhelp.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminhelp.dm
index 9d89d54fc5..b511637915 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminhelp.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminhelp.dm
@@ -213,6 +213,17 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(ahelp_tickets, /datum/admin_help_tickets, new)
 	else
 		ahelp_discord_message("ADMINHELP: FROM: [initiator_ckey]/[initiator_key_name] - MSG: **[msg]** - Heard by [activeMins] NON-AFK staff members.") //CHOMPEdit
 	//YW EDIT END
+
+		// Also send it to discord since that's the hip cool thing now.
+		SSwebhooks.send(
+			WEBHOOK_AHELP_SENT,
+			list(
+				"name" = "Ticket ([id]) (Game ID: [game_id]) ticket opened.",
+				"body" = "[key_name(initiator)] has opened a ticket. \n[msg]",
+				"color" = COLOR_WEBHOOK_POOR
+			)
+		)
+		
 	GLOB.ahelp_tickets.active_tickets += src
 
 /datum/admin_help/Destroy()
@@ -305,6 +316,14 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(ahelp_tickets, /datum/admin_help_tickets, new)
 	feedback_inc("ahelp_reopen")
 	TicketPanel()	//can only be done from here, so refresh it
 
+	SSwebhooks.send(
+		WEBHOOK_AHELP_SENT,
+		list(
+			"name" = "Ticket ([id]) (Game ID: [game_id]) reopened.",
+			"body" = "Reopened by [key_name(usr)]."
+		)
+	)
+
 //private
 /datum/admin_help/proc/RemoveActive()
 	if(state != AHELP_ACTIVE)
@@ -330,6 +349,14 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(ahelp_tickets, /datum/admin_help_tickets, new)
 		var/msg = "Ticket [TicketHref("#[id]")] closed by [key_name_admin(usr)]."
 		message_admins(msg)
 		log_admin(msg)
+		SSwebhooks.send(
+			WEBHOOK_AHELP_SENT,
+			list(
+				"name" = "Ticket ([id]) (Game ID: [game_id]) closed.",
+				"body" = "Closed by [key_name(usr)].",
+				"color" = COLOR_WEBHOOK_BAD
+			)
+		)
 
 //Mark open ticket as resolved/legitimate, returns ahelp verb
 /datum/admin_help/proc/Resolve(silent = FALSE)
@@ -347,6 +374,14 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(ahelp_tickets, /datum/admin_help_tickets, new)
 		var/msg = "Ticket [TicketHref("#[id]")] resolved by [key_name_admin(usr)]"
 		message_admins(msg)
 		log_admin(msg)
+		SSwebhooks.send(
+			WEBHOOK_AHELP_SENT,
+			list(
+				"name" = "Ticket ([id]) (Game ID: [game_id]) resolved.",
+				"body" = "Marked as Resolved by [key_name(usr)].",
+				"color" = COLOR_WEBHOOK_GOOD
+			)
+		)
 
 //Close and return ahelp verb, use if ticket is incoherent
 /datum/admin_help/proc/Reject(key_name = key_name_admin(usr))
@@ -367,6 +402,14 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(ahelp_tickets, /datum/admin_help_tickets, new)
 	log_admin(msg)
 	AddInteraction("Rejected by [key_name_admin(usr)].")
 	Close(silent = TRUE)
+	SSwebhooks.send(
+		WEBHOOK_AHELP_SENT,
+		list(
+			"name" = "Ticket ([id]) (Game ID: [game_id]) rejected.",
+			"body" = "Rejected by [key_name(usr)].",
+			"color" = COLOR_WEBHOOK_BAD
+		)
+	)
 
 //Resolve ticket with IC Issue message
 /datum/admin_help/proc/ICIssue(key_name = key_name_admin(usr))
@@ -386,6 +429,14 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(ahelp_tickets, /datum/admin_help_tickets, new)
 	log_admin(msg)
 	AddInteraction("Marked as IC issue by [key_name_admin(usr)]")
 	Resolve(silent = TRUE)
+	SSwebhooks.send(
+		WEBHOOK_AHELP_SENT,
+		list(
+			"name" = "Ticket ([id]) (Game ID: [game_id]) marked as IC issue.",
+			"body" = "Marked as IC Issue by [key_name(usr)].",
+			"color" = COLOR_WEBHOOK_BAD
+		)
+	)
 
 //Resolve ticket with IC Issue message
 /datum/admin_help/proc/HandleIssue()
@@ -397,11 +448,18 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(ahelp_tickets, /datum/admin_help_tickets, new)
 	if(initiator)
 		to_chat(initiator, msg)
 
-	feedback_inc("ahelp_icissue")
+	feedback_inc("ahelp_handling")
 	msg = "Ticket [TicketHref("#[id]")] being handled by [key_name(usr,FALSE,FALSE)]"
 	message_admins(msg)
 	log_admin(msg)
 	AddInteraction("[key_name_admin(usr)] is now handling this ticket.")
+	SSwebhooks.send(
+		WEBHOOK_AHELP_SENT,
+		list(
+			"name" = "Ticket ([id]) (Game ID: [game_id]) being handled.",
+			"body" = "[key_name(usr)] is now handling the ticket."
+		)
+	)
 
 //Show the ticket panel
 /datum/admin_help/proc/TicketPanel()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/custom_event.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/custom_event.dm
index 5d9cfd3269..6b92e9932e 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/custom_event.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/custom_event.dm
@@ -24,6 +24,13 @@
 	to_world("<span class='alert'>[custom_event_msg]</span>")
 	to_world("<br>")
 
+	SSwebhooks.send(
+		WEBHOOK_CUSTOM_EVENT,
+		list(
+			"text" = custom_event_msg,
+		)
+	)
+
 // normal verb for players to view info
 /client/verb/cmd_view_custom_event()
 	set category = "OOC"
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/faxmachine.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/faxmachine.dm
index e30bbf9fbf..fe6b79ae16 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/faxmachine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/faxmachine.dm
@@ -227,6 +227,21 @@ var/list/adminfaxes = list()	//cache for faxes that have been sent to admins
 	sleep(50)
 	visible_message("[src] beeps, \"Message transmitted successfully.\"")
 
+// Turns objects into just text.
+/obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine/proc/make_summary(obj/item/sent)
+	if(istype(sent, /obj/item/weapon/paper))
+		var/obj/item/weapon/paper/P = sent
+		return P.info
+	if(istype(sent, /obj/item/weapon/paper_bundle))
+		. = ""
+		var/obj/item/weapon/paper_bundle/B = sent
+		for(var/i in 1 to B.pages.len)
+			var/obj/item/weapon/paper/P = B.pages[i]
+			if(istype(P)) // Photos can show up here too.
+				if(.) // Space out different pages.
+					. += "<br>"
+				. += "PAGE [i] - [P.name]<br>"
+				. += P.info
 
 /obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine/proc/message_admins(var/mob/sender, var/faxname, var/obj/item/sent, var/reply_type, font_colour="#006100")
 	var/msg = "<span class='notice'><b><font color='[font_colour]'>[faxname]: </font>[get_options_bar(sender, 2,1,1)]"
@@ -242,3 +257,24 @@ var/list/adminfaxes = list()	//cache for faxes that have been sent to admins
 	var/faxid = export_fax(sent)
 	message_chat_admins(sender, faxname, sent, faxid, font_colour)
 	// VoreStation Edit End
+	
+	// Webhooks don't parse the HTML on the paper, so we gotta strip them out so it's still readable.
+	var/summary = make_summary(sent)
+	summary = paper_html_to_plaintext(summary)
+
+	log_game("Fax to [lowertext(faxname)] was sent by [key_name(sender)].")
+	log_game(summary)
+
+	var/webhook_length_limit = 1900 // The actual limit is a little higher.
+	if(length(summary) > webhook_length_limit)
+		summary = copytext(summary, 1, webhook_length_limit + 1)
+		summary += "\n\[Truncated\]"
+
+	SSwebhooks.send(
+		WEBHOOK_FAX_SENT,
+		list(
+			"name" = "[faxname] '[sent.name]' sent from [key_name(sender)]",
+			"body" = summary
+		)
+	)
+	
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/webhooks/_webhook.dm b/code/modules/webhooks/_webhook.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..e7cfb646cd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/webhooks/_webhook.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,72 @@
+/decl/webhook
+	var/id
+	var/list/urls
+	var/list/mentions
+
+/decl/webhook/proc/get_message(var/list/data)
+	. = list()
+
+/decl/webhook/proc/http_post(var/target_url, var/payload)
+	if (!target_url)
+		return -1
+
+	var/result = call(HTTP_POST_DLL_LOCATION, "send_post_request")(target_url, payload, json_encode(list("Content-Type" = "application/json")))
+
+	result = cached_json_decode(result)
+	if (result["error_code"])
+		log_debug("byhttp error: [result["error"]] ([result["error_code"]])")
+		return result["error_code"]
+
+	return list(
+		"status_code" = result["status_code"],
+		"body" = result["body"]
+	)
+
+/decl/webhook/proc/send(var/list/data)
+	var/list/message = get_message(data)
+	if(!length(message))
+		return FALSE
+
+	if(config.disable_webhook_embeds)
+		var/list/embed_content
+		for(var/list/embed in message["embeds"])
+			if(embed["title"])
+				LAZYADD(embed_content, "**[embed["title"]]**")
+			if(embed["description"])
+				LAZYADD(embed_content, embed["description"])
+		if(length(embed_content))
+			if(message["content"])
+				message["content"] = "[message["content"]]\n[jointext(embed_content, "\n")]"
+			else
+				message["content"] = jointext(embed_content, "\n")
+		message -= "embeds"
+
+	. = TRUE
+	for(var/target_url in urls)
+
+		var/url_message = message.Copy()
+		var/list/url_mentions = get_mentions(target_url)
+		if(islist(url_mentions) && length(url_mentions))
+			if(url_message["content"])
+				url_message["content"] = "[jointext(url_mentions, ", ")]: [url_message["content"]]"
+			else
+				url_message["content"] = "[jointext(url_mentions, ", ")]"
+
+		var/list/httpresponse = http_post(target_url, json_encode(url_message))
+		if(!islist(httpresponse))
+			. = FALSE
+			continue
+		switch(httpresponse["status_code"])
+			if (200 to 299)
+				continue
+			if (400 to 599)
+				log_debug("Webhooks: HTTP error code while sending to '[target_url]': [httpresponse["status_code"]]. Data: [httpresponse["body"]].")
+			else
+				log_debug("Webhooks: unknown HTTP code while sending to '[target_url]': [httpresponse["status_code"]]. Data: [httpresponse["body"]].")
+		. = FALSE
+
+/decl/webhook/proc/get_mentions(var/mentioning_url)
+	. = mentions?.Copy()
+	var/url_mentions = LAZYACCESS(urls, mentioning_url)
+	if(length(url_mentions))
+		LAZYDISTINCTADD(., url_mentions)
diff --git a/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_ahelp2discord.dm b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_ahelp2discord.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..34241709b7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_ahelp2discord.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+/decl/webhook/ahelp_sent
+	id = WEBHOOK_AHELP_SENT
+
+/decl/webhook/ahelp_sent/get_message(var/list/data)
+	.= ..()
+	.["embeds"] = list(list(
+		"title" = "[data["name"]]",
+		"description" = data["body"],
+		"color" = data["color"] || COLOR_WEBHOOK_DEFAULT
+	))
+
+/decl/webhook/ahelp_sent/get_mentions()
+	. = !length(GLOB.admins) && ..() // VOREStation Edit - GLOB admins
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_custom_event.dm b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_custom_event.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..5f636db256
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_custom_event.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+/decl/webhook/custom_event
+	id = WEBHOOK_CUSTOM_EVENT
+
+// Data expects a "text" field containing the new custom event text.
+/decl/webhook/custom_event/get_message(var/list/data)
+	. = ..()
+	.["embeds"] = list(list(
+		"title" = "A custom event is beginning.",
+		"description" = (data && data["text"]) || "undefined",
+		"color" = COLOR_WEBHOOK_DEFAULT
+	))
diff --git a/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_fax2discord.dm b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_fax2discord.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..336a01d150
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_fax2discord.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+/decl/webhook/fax_sent
+	id = WEBHOOK_FAX_SENT
+
+/decl/webhook/fax_sent/get_message(var/list/data)
+	.= ..()
+	.["embeds"] = list(list(
+		"title" = "[data["name"]]",
+		"description" = data["body"],
+		"color" = COLOR_WEBHOOK_DEFAULT
+	))
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_roundend.dm b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_roundend.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..9c806e5a1d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_roundend.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+/decl/webhook/roundend
+	id = WEBHOOK_ROUNDEND
+
+// Data expects three numerical fields: "survivors", "escaped", "ghosts", "clients"
+/decl/webhook/roundend/get_message(var/list/data)
+	. = ..()
+	var/desc = "A round of **[SSticker.mode ? SSticker.mode.name : "Unknown"]** ([game_id]) has ended.\n\n"
+	if(data)
+		var/s_escaped =  "Escaped"
+		if(!emergency_shuttle.evac)
+			s_escaped = "Transferred"
+		if(data["survivors"] > 0)
+			desc += "Survivors: **[data["survivors"]]**\n"
+			desc += "[s_escaped]: **[data["escaped"]]**\n"
+		else
+			desc += "There were **no survivors**.\n\n"
+		desc += "Ghosts: **[data["ghosts"]]**\n"
+		desc += "Players: **[data["clients"]]**\n"
+		desc += "Round duration: **[roundduration2text()]**"
+
+	.["embeds"] = list(list(
+	//	"title" = global.end_credits_title,
+		"title" = "Round Has Ended",
+		"description" = desc,
+		"color" = COLOR_WEBHOOK_DEFAULT
+	))
diff --git a/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_roundprep.dm b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_roundprep.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..b10580452f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_roundprep.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+/decl/webhook/roundprep
+	id = WEBHOOK_ROUNDPREP
+
+// Data expects "url" and field pointing to the current hosted server and port to connect on.
+/decl/webhook/roundprep/get_message(var/list/data)
+	. = ..()
+	var/desc = "The server has been started!\n"
+	if(data && data["map"])
+		desc += "Map: **[data["map"]]**\n"
+	if(data && data["url"])
+		desc += "Address: <[data["url"]]>"
+
+	.["embeds"] = list(list(
+		"title" = "New round is being set up.",
+		"description" = desc,
+		"color" = COLOR_WEBHOOK_DEFAULT
+	))
diff --git a/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_roundstart.dm b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_roundstart.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..f4afaa2bc4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/webhooks/webhook_roundstart.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+/decl/webhook/roundstart
+	id = WEBHOOK_ROUNDSTART
+
+// Data expects a "url" field pointing to the current hosted server and port to connect on.
+/decl/webhook/roundstart/get_message(var/list/data)
+	. = ..()
+	var/desc = "Gamemode: **[SSticker.mode.name]**\n"
+	desc += "Players: **[global.player_list.len]**"
+	if(data && data["url"])
+		desc += "\nAddress: <[data["url"]]>"
+
+	.["embeds"] = list(list(
+		"title" = "Round has started.",
+		"description" = desc,
+		"color" = COLOR_WEBHOOK_DEFAULT
+	))
diff --git a/config/example/webhooks.json b/config/example/webhooks.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..fc8ea883fb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/config/example/webhooks.json
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+[
+  {
+    "id" : "webhook_roundend",
+    "url" : {
+		"someurl0" : [],
+		"someurl1" : [],
+		"someurl2" : "somemention0",
+		"someurl3" : [ "somemention1", "somemention2" ]
+	},
+    "mentions" : [ "somemention3", "somemention4" ]
+  }
+] 
diff --git a/vorestation.dme b/vorestation.dme
index bdffd3288d..3bbf628b31 100644
--- a/vorestation.dme
+++ b/vorestation.dme
@@ -104,6 +104,7 @@
 #include "code\__defines\unit_tests.dm"
 #include "code\__defines\vote.dm"
 #include "code\__defines\vv.dm"
+#include "code\__defines\webhooks.dm"
 #include "code\__defines\wires.dm"
 #include "code\__defines\xenoarcheaology.dm"
 #include "code\__defines\ZAS.dm"
@@ -145,7 +146,6 @@
 #include "code\_helpers\storage.dm"
 #include "code\_helpers\string_lists.dm"
 #include "code\_helpers\text.dm"
-#include "code\_helpers\text_vr.dm"
 #include "code\_helpers\time.dm"
 #include "code\_helpers\turfs.dm"
 #include "code\_helpers\type2type.dm"
@@ -309,6 +309,7 @@
 #include "code\controllers\subsystems\timer.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystems\transcore_vr.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystems\vote.dm"
+#include "code\controllers\subsystems\webhooks.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystems\xenoarch.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystems\processing\bellies_vr.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\subsystems\processing\fastprocess.dm"
@@ -4162,6 +4163,13 @@
 #include "code\modules\vore\resizing\sizegun_vr.dm"
 #include "code\modules\vore\smoleworld\smoleworld_vr.dm"
 #include "code\modules\vore\weight\fitness_machines_vr.dm"
+#include "code\modules\webhooks\_webhook.dm"
+#include "code\modules\webhooks\webhook_ahelp2discord.dm"
+#include "code\modules\webhooks\webhook_custom_event.dm"
+#include "code\modules\webhooks\webhook_fax2discord.dm"
+#include "code\modules\webhooks\webhook_roundend.dm"
+#include "code\modules\webhooks\webhook_roundprep.dm"
+#include "code\modules\webhooks\webhook_roundstart.dm"
 #include "code\modules\xenoarcheaology\anomaly_container.dm"
 #include "code\modules\xenoarcheaology\boulder.dm"
 #include "code\modules\xenoarcheaology\effect.dm"