diff --git a/code/_onclick/hud/action/types/mime_vow.dm b/code/_onclick/hud/action/types/mime_vow.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..06da6d3ff0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/_onclick/hud/action/types/mime_vow.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+/datum/action/innate/vow_of_silence
+	name = "Break Vow"
+	desc = "Break your vow of silence. Permanently."
+	button_icon = 'icons/inventory/face/item.dmi'
+	button_icon_state = "mime"
+
+/datum/action/innate/vow_of_silence/Grant(mob/grant_to)
+	. = ..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(grant_to, TRAIT_MIMING, "[type]")
+
+/datum/action/innate/vow_of_silence/Remove(mob/remove_from)
+	. = ..()
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(remove_from, TRAIT_MIMING, "[type]")
+
+/datum/action/innate/vow_of_silence/Activate()
+	if(tgui_alert(target, "Are you sure? There's no going back.", "Break Vow", list("I'm Sure", "Abort")) != "I'm Sure")
+		return
+	break_silence()
+
+/datum/action/innate/vow_of_silence/proc/break_silence()
+	to_chat(target, span_notice("You break your vow of silence."))
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(target, TRAIT_MIMING, "[type]")
+	var/datum/job/mime/mime_job = SSjob.get_job(JOB_MIME)
+	mime_job.total_positions += 1
+	remove_mimery(target)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/datum/action/innate/vow_of_silence/proc/remove_mimery(mob/living/user)
+	for(var/datum/spell/spell in user.mind.learned_spells)
+		if(spell.school == "mime")
+			user.remove_spell(spell)
diff --git a/code/datums/outfits/jobs/special_vr.dm b/code/datums/outfits/jobs/special_vr.dm
index 268cbe1310..d9eca7c5d6 100644
--- a/code/datums/outfits/jobs/special_vr.dm
+++ b/code/datums/outfits/jobs/special_vr.dm
@@ -49,9 +49,13 @@
 	shoes = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/mime
 	head = /obj/item/clothing/head/soft/mime
 	mask = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/mime
-	backpack_contents = list(/obj/item/pen/crayon/mime = 1)
+	backpack_contents = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bottleofnothing = 1,
+		/obj/item/stamp/mime = 1, //CHOMPEdit - Enable Mimery book
+		/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/mime/mimery = 1) //Disabled on Virgo - No magic //ChompEdit - Enable Mimery book
 	id_type = /obj/item/card/id/civilian/mime
 	pda_type = /obj/item/pda/mime
+	l_hand = /obj/item/storage/backpack/mime
 
 /datum/decl/hierarchy/outfit/job/mime/post_equip(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job/job_goodies.dm b/code/game/jobs/job/job_goodies.dm
index dbd0c70501..b797a98c74 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job/job_goodies.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job/job_goodies.dm
@@ -275,7 +275,7 @@
 	)
 	mail_color = COMMS_COLOR_SERVICE
 
-/datum/alt_title/clown
+/datum/job/clown
 	mail_goodies = list(
 		/obj/fruitspawner/banana = 200,
 		/obj/item/pen/crayon/rainbow = 200,
@@ -286,13 +286,15 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie = 100
 	)
 
-/datum/alt_title/mime
+/datum/job/mime
 	mail_goodies = list(
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/wine = 250,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/nothing = 250,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/baguette = 200,
 		/obj/item/pen/crayon/mime = 200
 	)
+	mail_color = COLOR_WHITE
+
 /datum/job/entrepreneur // Same for these guys! What could they get?
 	mail_goodies = list(
 		/obj/item/entrepreneur/crystal_ball = 40,
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job/special.dm b/code/game/jobs/job/special.dm
index 91b9ba2969..a4333adafd 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job/special.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job/special.dm
@@ -149,6 +149,12 @@
 	outfit_type = /datum/decl/hierarchy/outfit/job/mime
 	pto_type = PTO_CIVILIAN
 
+/datum/job/mime/equip(mob/living/carbon/human/H, alt_title)
+	. = ..()
+	if(H.mind)
+		var/datum/action/innate/vow_of_silence/vow = new(H)
+		vow.Grant(H)
+
 /datum/alt_title/poseur
 	title = JOB_ALT_PASEUR
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
index 14014726d5..29fc905bc5 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
@@ -110,6 +110,11 @@
 	desc = "It's a backpack made by Honk! Co."
 	icon_state = "backpack_clown"
 
+/obj/item/storage/backpack/mime
+	name = "Parcel Parceaux"
+	desc = "A silent backpack made for those silent workers. Silence Co."
+	icon_state = "backpack_mime"
+
 /obj/item/storage/backpack/white
 	name = "white backpack"
 	icon_state = "backpack_white"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/boxes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/boxes.dm
index 6987c80244..e509c9fee0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/boxes.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/boxes.dm
@@ -644,3 +644,20 @@
 	desc = "A box full of weapon power cells. For all your portable energy storage needs."
 	icon_state = "secbox"
 	starts_with = list(/obj/item/cell/device/weapon = 7)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mime
+	name = "invisible box"
+	desc = "Unfortunately not large enough to trap the mime."
+	foldable = null
+	icon_state = "box"
+	alpha = 0
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mime/attack_hand(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(HAS_MIND_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_MIMING))
+		alpha = 255
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/mime/Moved(atom/old_loc, direction, forced, movetime)
+	if(iscarbon(old_loc))
+		alpha = 0
+	return ..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm
index 4934d9cbc2..2f25afe2ba 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm
@@ -519,3 +519,10 @@
 
 /obj/structure/bed/chair/sofa/corner/orange
 	sofa_material = MAT_CLOTH_ORANGE
+
+/obj/structure/bed/chair/mime
+	name = "invisible chair"
+	desc = "The mime needs to sit down and shut up."
+	anchored = FALSE
+	icon_state = null
+	alpha = 0
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible.dm
index 7eddee5f53..b93c73f9a4 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible.dm
@@ -18,10 +18,12 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/whimper
 	key = "whimper"
 	emote_message_3p = "whimpers."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "whimpers silently."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/gasp
 	key = "gasp"
 	emote_message_3p = "gasps."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "gasps silently!"
 	conscious = FALSE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/gasp/get_emote_sound(atom/user)
@@ -48,6 +50,7 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/choke
 	key = "choke"
 	emote_message_3p = "chokes."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "chokes silently."
 	conscious = FALSE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/gnarl
@@ -57,6 +60,7 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/multichirp
 	key = "mchirp"
 	emote_message_3p = "chirps a chorus of notes!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "acts out a chirp a chorus of notes."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/multichirp.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/alarm
@@ -88,15 +92,18 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/sniff
 	key = "sniff"
 	emote_message_3p = "sniffs."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "sniffs silently."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/snore
 	key = "snore"
 	emote_message_3p = "snores."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "sleeps soundly."
 	conscious = FALSE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/whimper
 	key = "whimper"
 	emote_message_3p = "whimpers."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "whimpers silently."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/yawn
 	key = "yawn"
@@ -109,126 +116,153 @@
 						'sound/misc/clap2.ogg',
 						'sound/misc/clap3.ogg',
 						'sound/misc/clap4.ogg') //ChompEDIT END
+	able_mute = TRUE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/chuckle
 	key = "chuckle"
 	emote_message_3p = "chuckles."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "acts out chuckling."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/cry
 	key = "cry"
 	emote_message_3p = "cries."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "sobs silently."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/sigh
 	key = "sigh"
 	emote_message_3p = "sighs."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "sighs silently."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/laugh
 	key = "laugh"
 	emote_message_3p_target = "laughs at TARGET."
 	emote_message_3p = "laughs."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "acts out a laugh."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/mumble
 	key = "mumble"
 	emote_message_3p = "mumbles!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently mumbles!"
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/grumble
 	key = "grumble"
 	emote_message_3p = "grumbles!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently grumbles!"
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/groan
 	key = "groan"
 	emote_message_3p = "groans!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently groans!"
 	conscious = FALSE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/moan
 	key = "moan"
 	emote_message_3p = "moans!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently moans!"
 	conscious = FALSE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/giggle
 	key = "giggle"
 	emote_message_3p = "giggles."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "acts out a giggle."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/grunt
 	key = "grunt"
 	emote_message_3p = "grunts."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently grunts!"
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/bug_hiss
 	key = "bhiss"
 	emote_message_3p_target = "hisses at TARGET."
 	emote_message_3p = "hisses."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "hisses silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/bughiss.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/bug_buzz
 	key = "bbuzz"
 	emote_message_3p = "buzzes USER_THEIR wings."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/BugBuzz.ogg'
+	able_mute = TRUE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/bug_chitter
 	key = "chitter"
 	emote_message_3p = "chitters."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "chitters silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/bug.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/roar
 	key = "roar"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "acts out a roar!!"
 	emote_message_3p = "roars!"
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/bellow
 	key = "bellow"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "bellows silently!"
 	emote_message_3p = "bellows!"
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/howl
 	key = "howl"
 	emote_message_3p = "howls!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "howls silently!"
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/wheeze
 	key = "wheeze"
 	emote_message_3p = "wheezes."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "wheezes silently."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/hiss
 	key = "hiss"
 	emote_message_3p_target = "hisses softly at TARGET."
 	emote_message_3p = "hisses softly."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "hisses silently."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/chirp
 	key = "chirp"
 	emote_message_3p = "chirps!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "chirps silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/misc/nymphchirp.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/crack
 	key = "crack"
 	emote_message_3p = "cracks USER_THEIR knuckles."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/knuckles.ogg'
+	able_mute = TRUE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/squish
 	key = "squish"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/effects/slime_squish.ogg' //Credit to DrMinky (freesound.org) for the sound.
 	emote_message_3p = "squishes."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "squishes silently."
 	sound_vary = FALSE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/warble
 	key = "warble"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/effects/warble.ogg' // Copyright CC BY 3.0 alienistcog (freesound.org) for the sound.
 	emote_message_3p = "warbles."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "warbles silently."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/croon
 	key = "croon"
 	emote_message_3p = "croons..."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently croons..."
 	emote_sound = list('sound/voice/croon1.ogg', 'sound/voice/croon2.ogg')
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/lwarble
 	key = "lwarble"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a low, throaty warble!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "warbles silently!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/lwarble.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/croak_skrell
 	key = "scroak"
 	emote_message_3p = "croaks!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently croaks!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/croak_skrell.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/vox_shriek
 	key = "shriek"
 	emote_message_3p = "SHRIEKS!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "acts out a SHRIEK!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/shriek1.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/caw
@@ -237,38 +271,45 @@
 	emote_message_3p = "caws!"
 	emote_message_1p_target = "You caw at TARGET."
 	emote_message_3p_target = "caws at TARGET."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "caws silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/emotes/caw1.ogg' // Copyright Sampling+ 1.0 Vixuxx (freesound.org) for the source audio.
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/caw2
 	key = "caw2"
 	emote_message_3p = "caws."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "caws silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/emotes/caw2.ogg'  // Copyright CC0 1.0 Universal, by Jofae on freesound.org.
 
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/caw_m
 	key = "caw_m"
 	emote_message_3p = "caws multiple times."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "acts out multiple caws."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/emotes/caw_multiple.ogg' // Copyright CC0 1.0 Universal, by Ambientsoundapp on freesound.org.
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/gwah
 	key = "gwah"
 	emote_message_3p = "gwah."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently gwahs."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/emotes/gwah.ogg' // Copyright CC0 1.0 Universal, by Ambientsoundapp on freesound.org.
 
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/purr
 	key = "purr"
 	emote_message_3p = "purrs."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently purrs."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/cat_purr.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/purrlong
 	key = "purrl"
 	emote_message_3p = "purrs."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently purrs."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/cat_purr_long.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/fennecscream
 	key = "fennecscream"
 	emote_message_3p = "screeches!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "screeches silently!"
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/zoom
 	key = "zoom"
@@ -280,6 +321,7 @@
 	emote_message_3p = "chirps in surprise!"
 	emote_message_1p_target = "You chirp in surprise at TARGET!"
 	emote_message_3p_target = "chirps in surprise at TARGET!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent chirp!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/teshsqueak.ogg' // Copyright CC BY 3.0 InspectorJ (freesound.org) for the source audio.
 	sound_vary = FALSE
 
@@ -289,6 +331,7 @@
 	emote_message_3p = "chirps!"
 	emote_message_1p_target = "You chirp at TARGET!"
 	emote_message_3p_target = "chirps at TARGET!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "chirps silently!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/teshchirp.ogg' // Copyright Sampling+ 1.0 Incarnidine (freesound.org) for the source audio.
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/teshtrill
@@ -297,12 +340,15 @@
 	emote_message_3p = "trills."
 	emote_message_1p_target = "You trill at TARGET."
 	emote_message_3p_target = "trills at TARGET."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "trills silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/teshtrill.ogg' // Copyright CC BY-NC 3.0 Arnaud Coutancier (freesound.org) for the source audio.
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/teshscream
 	key = "teshscream"
 	emote_message_1p = "You scream!"
 	emote_message_3p = "screams!"
+	emote_message_mute_1p = "You scream silently!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "screams silently!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/teshscream.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/prbt
@@ -311,17 +357,20 @@
 	emote_message_3p = "prbts."
 	emote_message_1p_target = "You prbt at TARGET."
 	emote_message_3p_target = "prbts at TARGET."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "prbts silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/prbt.ogg'
 
 //Some Spooky sounds.
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/evil_laugh
 	key = "evillaugh"
 	emote_message_3p = "laughs!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "acts out a laugh."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/mob/spooky/laugh.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/evil_no
 	key = "evilno"
 	emote_message_3p = "says no!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "shakes their head."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/mob/spooky/no.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/evil_breathing
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_belch.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_belch.dm
index 126312c585..41bb0004d0 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_belch.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_belch.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/belch
 	key = "belch"
 	emote_message_3p = "belches."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "acts out a belch."
 	message_type = AUDIBLE_MESSAGE
 	sound_preferences = list(/datum/preference/toggle/emote_noises, /datum/preference/toggle/belch_noises)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_cough.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_cough.dm
index 700df8c409..4f150569a0 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_cough.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_cough.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,8 @@
 	emote_message_1p_target = "You cough on TARGET!"
 	emote_message_3p = "coughs!"
 	emote_message_3p_target = "coughs on TARGET!"
+	emote_message_mute_1p = "You cough silently!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "coughs silently!"
 	emote_message_synthetic_1p_target = "You emit a robotic cough towards TARGET."
 	emote_message_synthetic_1p = "You emit a robotic cough."
 	emote_message_synthetic_3p_target = "emits a robotic cough towards TARGET."
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_furry_vr.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_furry_vr.dm
index 3fc35c968c..6a4c065eca 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_furry_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_furry_vr.dm
@@ -1,95 +1,118 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/awoo
 	key = "awoo"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out an awoo."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent awoo."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/awoo.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/awoo2
 	key = "awoo2"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out an awoo."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent awoo."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/long_awoo.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/growl
 	key = "growl"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a growl."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent growl."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/growl.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/woof
 	key = "woof"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a woof."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent woof."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/woof.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/woof2
 	key = "woof2"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a woof."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent woof."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/woof2.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/nya
 	key = "nya"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a nya."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent nya."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/nya.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/mrowl
 	key = "mrowl"
 	emote_message_3p = "mrowls."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "mrowls quietly."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/mrow.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/peep
 	key = "peep"
 	emote_message_3p = "peeps like a bird."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "peeps silently like a bird."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/peep.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/chirp
 	key = "chirp"
 	emote_message_3p = "chirps!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently chirps!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/misc/nymphchirp.ogg'
 	sound_vary = FALSE
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/hoot
 	key = "hoot"
 	emote_message_3p = "hoots!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently hoots!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/hoot.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/weh
 	key = "weh"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a weh."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent weh."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/weh.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/merp
 	key = "merp"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a merp."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent merp."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/merp.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/myarp
 	key = "myarp"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a myarp."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent myarp."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/myarp.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/bark
 	key = "bark"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a bark."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent bark."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/bark2.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/bork
 	key = "bork"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a bork."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent bork."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/bork.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/mrow
 	key = "mrow"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a mrow."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent mrow."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/mrow.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/hypno
 	key = "hypno"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a mystifying tone."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent, mystifying tone."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/hypno.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/hiss
 	key = "hiss"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a hiss."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent hiss."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/hiss.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/rattle
 	key = "rattle"
 	emote_message_3p = "rattles!"
+	able_mute = TRUE
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/rattle.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/squeak
 	key = "squeak"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a squeak."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent squeak."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/effects/mouse_squeak.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/geck
 	key = "geck"
 	emote_message_3p = "geckers!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "geckers silently!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/geck.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/baa
 	key = "baa"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a baa."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent baa."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/baa.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/baa2
 	key = "baa2"
 	emote_message_3p = "bleats."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "bleats silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/baa2.ogg'
 /*
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/deathgasp2
@@ -101,68 +124,83 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/mar
 	key = "mar"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a mar."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent mar."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/mar.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/wurble
 	key = "wurble"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a wurble."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent wurble."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/wurble.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/snort
 	key = "snort"
 	emote_message_3p = "snorts!"
+	able_mute = TRUE
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/snort.ogg'
 	sound_vary = FALSE
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/meow
 	key = "meow"
 	emote_message_3p = "gently meows!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "silently meows!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/meow.ogg'
 	sound_vary = FALSE
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/moo
 	key = "moo"
 	emote_message_3p = "takes a breath and lets out a moo."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "takes a breath and lets out a silent moo."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/moo.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/croak
 	key = "croak"
 	emote_message_3p = "rumbles their throat, puffs their cheeks and croaks."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "rumbles their throat and puffs their cheeks."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/croak_frog.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/gao
 	key = "gao"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a gao."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent gao."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/gao.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/cackle
 	key = "cackle"
 	emote_message_3p = "cackles hysterically!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "mimics a hysteric cackle!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/yeencackle.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/spiderchitter
 	key = "spiderchitter"
 	emote_message_3p = "chitters."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "chitters silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/spiderchitter.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/spiderpurr
 	key = "spiderpurr"
 	emote_message_3p = "purrs."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "purrs silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/spiderpurr.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/squeaky
 	key = "squeaky"
 	emote_message_3p = "squeaks."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "squeaks silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/items/drop/plushie.ogg'
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/mothscream
 	key = "mothscream"
 	emote_message_3p ="screams"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "screams silently"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/moth/scream_moth.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/mothchitter
 	key = "mothchitter"
 	emote_message_3p = "chitters"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "chitters silently"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/moth/moth_chitter.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/mothlaugh
 	key = "mothlaugh"
 	emote_message_3p = "laughs"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "laughs silently!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/moth/moth_laugh.ogg'
 
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/gyoh
 	key = "gyoh"
 	emote_message_3p = "gyohs."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "gyohs silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/teppi/whine1.ogg'
 	var/list/bigsound = list('sound/voice/teppi/gyooh1.ogg', 'sound/voice/teppi/gyooh2.ogg', 'sound/voice/teppi/gyooh3.ogg',  'sound/voice/teppi/gyooh4.ogg', 'sound/voice/teppi/gyooh5.ogg','sound/voice/teppi/gyooh6.ogg')
 	var/list/smolsound = list('sound/voice/teppi/whine1.ogg', 'sound/voice/teppi/whine2.ogg')
@@ -190,6 +228,7 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/rumble
 	key = "rumble"
 	emote_message_3p = "rumbles contentedly."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "rumbles silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/teppi/whine1.ogg'
 	var/list/bigsound = list('sound/voice/teppi/rumble.ogg')
 	var/list/smolsound = list('sound/voice/teppi/cute_rumble.ogg')
@@ -217,34 +256,41 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/coyawoo
 	key = "coyawoo"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a scraggly awoo."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent awoo."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/coyoteawoo.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/coyawoo2
 	key = "coyawoo2"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a pronounced, scraggly awoo."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent awoo."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/coyoteawoo2.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/coyawoo3
 	key = "coyawoo3"
 	emote_message_3p = "yaps and lets out a scraggly awoo."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent awoo."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/coyoteawoo3.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/coyawoo4
 	key = "coyawoo4"
 	emote_message_3p = "yaps several times, and lets out a short, scraggly awoo."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent awoo."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/coyoteawoo4.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/coyawoo5
 	key = "coyawoo5"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a scraggly, whine-awoo."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent awoo."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/coyoteawoo5.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/roarbark // Upstream port from CHOMP
 	key = "roarbark"
 	emote_message_3p = "lets out a roar-bark!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "lets out a silent roar-bark!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/roarbark.ogg'
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/dook
 	key = "dook"
 	emote_message_3p = "dooks."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "dooks silently."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/ferretdook.ogg'
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_pain.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_pain.dm
index 287f3162f4..8e375646c6 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_pain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_pain.dm
@@ -2,6 +2,8 @@
 	key = "pain"
 	emote_message_1p = "You yell in pain!"
 	emote_message_3p = "yells in pain!"
+	emote_message_mute_1p = "You yell silently in pain!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "yells silently in pain!"
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/pain/get_emote_message_1p(atom/user, atom/target, extra_params)
 	if(ishuman(user))
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_scream.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_scream.dm
index 2ad9ceb782..83329932e4 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_scream.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_scream.dm
@@ -2,6 +2,8 @@
 	key = "scream"
 	emote_message_1p = "You scream!"
 	emote_message_3p = "screams!"
+	emote_message_mute_1p = "You scream silently!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "screams silently!"
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/scream/get_emote_sound(atom/user)
 	if(ishuman(user))
@@ -17,11 +19,15 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/scream/get_emote_message_1p(atom/user, atom/target, extra_params)
 	if(ishuman(user))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		if(HAS_MIND_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_MIMING))
+			return emote_message_mute_1p
 		return "You [H.species.scream_verb_1p]!"
 	. = ..()
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/scream/get_emote_message_3p(atom/user, atom/target, extra_params)
 	if(ishuman(user))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		if(HAS_MIND_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_MIMING))
+			return emote_message_mute_3p
 		return "[H.species.scream_verb_3p]!"
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_scream_vr.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_scream_vr.dm
index c89952790c..144953ad29 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_scream_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_scream_vr.dm
@@ -13,4 +13,5 @@
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/malehumanscream
 	key = "malehumanscream"
 	emote_message_3p = "screams!"
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "screams silently!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/voice/malescream_2.ogg'
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_slap.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_slap.dm
index 462e7b1b5d..cbc404f00a 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_slap.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_slap.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	emote_sound = 'sound/effects/snap.ogg'
 	check_restraints = TRUE
 	check_range = 1
+	able_mute = TRUE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/slap/New()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_snap.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_snap.dm
index a979d8b176..7fdf52f9f8 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_snap.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_snap.dm
@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	emote_message_1p_target = "You snap your fingers at TARGET."
 	emote_message_3p_target = "snaps USER_THEIR fingers at TARGET."
 	emote_sound = 'sound/effects/fingersnap.ogg'
+	able_mute = TRUE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/snap/proc/can_snap(atom/user)
 	if(ishuman(user))
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_sneeze.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_sneeze.dm
index d84c2aa226..ab6e259436 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_sneeze.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_sneeze.dm
@@ -6,6 +6,8 @@
 	emote_message_synthetic_1p_target = "You emit a robotic sneeze towards TARGET."
 	emote_message_synthetic_3p = "emits a robotic sneeze."
 	emote_message_synthetic_3p_target = "emits a robotic sneeze towards TARGET."
+	emote_message_mute_1p = "You act out an exaggerated silent sneeze."
+	emote_message_mute_3p = "acts out an exaggerated silent sneeze."
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/sneeze/get_emote_sound(atom/user)
 	if(ishuman(user) && !check_synthetic(user))
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_whistle.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_whistle.dm
index d5d4133132..de82bcaff5 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_whistle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/audible_whistle.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	emote_sound_synthetic = 'sound/voice/longwhistle_robot.ogg'
 	emote_message_synthetic_1p = "You whistle a robotic tune."
 	emote_message_synthetic_3p = "whistles a robotic tune."
+	able_mute = TRUE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/whistle/quiet
 	key = "qwhistle"
@@ -16,6 +17,7 @@
 	emote_message_synthetic_1p = "You whistle robotically."
 	emote_message_synthetic_3p = "whistles robotically."
 	emote_sound_synthetic = 'sound/voice/shortwhistle_robot.ogg'
+	able_mute = TRUE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/whistle/wolf
 	key = "wwhistle"
@@ -25,6 +27,7 @@
 	emote_message_synthetic_1p = "You beep inappropriately."
 	emote_message_synthetic_3p = "beeps inappropriately."
 	emote_sound_synthetic = 'sound/voice/wolfwhistle_robot.ogg'
+	able_mute = TRUE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/audible/whistle/summon
 	key = "swhistle"
@@ -34,3 +37,4 @@
 	emote_message_synthetic_1p = "You whistle a robotic tune."
 	emote_message_synthetic_3p = "whistles a robotic tune."
 	emote_sound_synthetic = 'sound/voice/summon_whistle_robot.ogg'
+	able_mute = TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/visible_animated.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/visible_animated.dm
index ee6f5324f0..b8d30c0b8e 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/visible_animated.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/visible_animated.dm
@@ -25,6 +25,7 @@
 	emote_message_1p = "You do a flip!"
 	emote_message_3p = "does a flip!"
 	emote_sound = 'sound/effects/bodyfall4.ogg'
+	able_mute = TRUE
 
 /datum/decl/emote/visible/flip/do_extra(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/emote_define.dm b/code/modules/emotes/emote_define.dm
index 7d1b9d7414..f78616eacd 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/emote_define.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/emote_define.dm
@@ -16,6 +16,9 @@
 	var/emote_message_synthetic_1p                      // First person message for robits.
 	var/emote_message_synthetic_3p                      // Third person message for robits.
 
+	var/emote_message_mute_1p							// First person message for mutes.
+	var/emote_message_mute_3p							// Third person message for mutes.
+
 	var/emote_message_impaired                          // Deaf/blind message ('You hear someone flipping out.', 'You see someone opening and closing their mouth')
 
 	var/emote_message_1p_target                         // 'You do a flip at Urist McTarget!'
@@ -40,6 +43,7 @@
 	var/check_range                                     // falsy, or a range outside which the emote will not work
 	var/conscious = TRUE                                // Do we need to be awake to emote this?
 	var/emote_range = 0                                 // If >0, restricts emote visibility to viewers within range.
+	var/able_mute = FALSE								// If it this emote doesn't require vocal chords.
 
 	var/sound_preferences = list(/datum/preference/toggle/emote_noises) // Default emote sound_preferences is just emote_noises. Belch emote overrides this list for pref-checks.
 	var/sound_vary = FALSE
@@ -54,6 +58,11 @@
 		if(emote_message_synthetic_1p_target && check_synthetic(user))
 			return emote_message_synthetic_1p_target
 		return emote_message_1p_target
+	var/mob/living/mob
+	if(isliving(user))
+		mob = user
+	if(emote_message_mute_1p && HAS_MIND_TRAIT(mob, TRAIT_MIMING))
+		return emote_message_mute_1p
 	if(emote_message_synthetic_1p && check_synthetic(user))
 		return emote_message_synthetic_1p
 	return emote_message_1p
@@ -63,6 +72,11 @@
 		if(emote_message_synthetic_3p_target && check_synthetic(user))
 			return emote_message_synthetic_3p_target
 		return emote_message_3p_target
+	var/mob/living/mob
+	if(isliving(user))
+		mob = user
+	if(emote_message_mute_3p && HAS_MIND_TRAIT(mob, TRAIT_MIMING))
+		return emote_message_mute_3p
 	if(emote_message_synthetic_3p && check_synthetic(user))
 		return emote_message_synthetic_3p
 	return emote_message_3p
@@ -146,7 +160,10 @@
 			M.visible_message(message = use_3p, self_message = use_1p, blind_message = emote_message_impaired, range = use_range, runemessage = prefinal_3p)
 
 	do_extra(user, target)
-	do_sound(user)
+	if(isliving(user))
+		var/mob/living/mob = user
+		if(!(HAS_MIND_TRAIT(mob, TRAIT_MIMING) && !able_mute))
+			do_sound(user)
 	SEND_GLOBAL_SIGNAL(COMSIG_GLOB_EMOTE_PERFORMED, user, extra_params)
 
 /datum/decl/emote/proc/replace_target_tokens(msg, atom/target)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
index 84a8fca542..9a38247604 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
@@ -209,6 +209,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(channel_to_radio_key)
 	var/list/message_pieces = parse_languages(message)
 	if(istype(message_pieces, /datum/multilingual_say_piece)) // Little quark for dealing with hivemind/signlang languages.
 		var/datum/multilingual_say_piece/S = message_pieces // Yay for BYOND's hilariously broken typecasting for allowing us to do this.
+		if(HAS_MIND_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_MIMING))
+			to_chat(src, span_green("You stop yourself from signing in favor of the art of mimery!"))
+			return FALSE
 		S.speaking.broadcast(src, S.message)
 		return 1
 
@@ -216,6 +219,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(channel_to_radio_key)
 		log_runtime(EXCEPTION("Message failed to generate pieces. [message] - [json_encode(message_pieces)]"))
 		return 0
 
+	if(HAS_MIND_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_MIMING))
+		to_chat(src, span_green("Your vow of silence prevents you from speaking!"))
+		return
+
 	// If you're muzzled, you can only speak sign language
 	// However, sign language is handled above.
 	if(is_muzzled())
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm
index ec5d6e167d..f61238ac0e 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm
@@ -61,6 +61,10 @@
 	name = "clown's rubber stamp"
 	icon_state = "stamp-clown"
 
+/obj/item/stamp/mime
+	name = "mime's rubber stamp"
+	icon_state = "stamp-mime"
+
 /obj/item/stamp/internalaffairs
 	name = "internal affairs rubber stamp"
 	icon_state = "stamp-intaff"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagents/food_drinks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagents/food_drinks.dm
index 57462b9315..5bbe596eb9 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagents/food_drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagents/food_drinks.dm
@@ -2664,6 +2664,11 @@
 	glass_name = REAGENT_ID_NOTHING
 	glass_desc = "Absolutely nothing."
 
+/datum/reagent/drink/nothing/affect_ingest(mob/living/carbon/M, alien, removed)
+	..()
+	if(HAS_MIND_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_MIMING))
+		M.heal_organ_damage(1 * removed, 1 * removed)
+
 /datum/reagent/drink/dreamcream
 	name = REAGENT_DREAMCREAM
 	id = REAGENT_ID_DREAMCREAM
diff --git a/code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_box.dm b/code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_box.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..772d55c756
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_box.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+/datum/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_box
+	name = "Invisible box"
+	desc = "The mime's performance transmutates a box into physical reality."
+	cast_sound = null
+	charge_max = 30 SECONDS
+	duration = 50 SECONDS
+	charge_max = 300
+	override_base = "grey"
+	hud_state = "box"
+	school = "mime"
+
+/datum/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_box/cast(list/targets, mob/user)
+	if(!HAS_MIND_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_MIMING))
+		to_chat(user, "Your performance is not good enough!")
+		return
+
+	var/obj/item/storage/box/mime/mimebox = new /obj/item/storage/box/mime(get_turf(user))
+	user.put_in_any_hand_if_possible(mimebox)
+	mimebox.alpha = 255
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(cleanup_box), mimebox), duration)
+
+/datum/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_box/proc/cleanup_box(obj/item/storage/box/box)
+	if(QDELETED(box) || !istype(box))
+		return
+
+	for(var/obj/thing in box)
+		thing.forceMove(get_turf(thing))
+	qdel(box)
diff --git a/code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_chair.dm b/code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_chair.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..857c842a0a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_chair.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+/datum/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_chair
+	name = "Invisible chair"
+	desc = "The mime's performance transmutates a chair into physical reality."
+	invocation_type = SpI_EMOTE
+	invocation = "pulls out an invisible chair and sits down."
+	charge_max = 30 SECONDS
+	cast_sound = null
+	duration = 25 SECONDS
+	override_base = "grey"
+	hud_state = "chair"
+	school = "mime"
+
+/datum/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_chair/cast(list/targets, mob/user)
+	if(!HAS_MIND_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_MIMING))
+		to_chat(user, "Your performance is not good enough!")
+		return
+
+	var/obj/structure/bed/chair/mime/chair = new /obj/structure/bed/chair/mime(get_turf(user))
+	chair.set_dir(user.dir)
+	chair.buckle_mob(user)
+
+	if(duration)
+		QDEL_IN(chair, duration)
diff --git a/code/modules/spells/spellbook.dm b/code/modules/spells/spellbook.dm
index b5e4824f5f..b93d4b6052 100644
--- a/code/modules/spells/spellbook.dm
+++ b/code/modules/spells/spellbook.dm
@@ -441,3 +441,28 @@
 	..()
 	to_chat(user, span_warning("[src] suddenly feels very warm!"))
 	empulse(src, 1, 1, 1, 1)
+
+/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/mime
+	name = "Guide to Mimery Vol 0"
+	desc = "The missing entry into the legendary saga. Unfortunately it doesn't teach you anything."
+	icon_state ="bookmime"
+
+/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/mime/mimery
+	name = "Guide to Dank Mimery"
+	desc = "Teaches three classic pantomime routines, allowing a practiced mime to conjure invisible objects into corporeal existence. One use only."
+	spell = /datum/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/forcewall/mime
+	spellname = ""
+
+/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/mime/mimery/onlearned(mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/human = user
+		var/datum/spell/chair = new /datum/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_chair
+		var/datum/spell/box = new /datum/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/invisible_box
+		human.add_spell(chair)
+		human.add_spell(box)
+		var/datum/action/innate/vow_of_silence/vow = locate() in human.actions
+		if(!vow && human.mind)
+			vow = new(human.mind)
+			vow.Grant(human)
+	to_chat(user, span_warning("The book disappears into thin air."))
+	qdel(src)
diff --git a/icons/inventory/back/item.dmi b/icons/inventory/back/item.dmi
index a8b13b1b5c..e12d212e7b 100644
Binary files a/icons/inventory/back/item.dmi and b/icons/inventory/back/item.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi
index b879b1874f..2a06abf289 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi and b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/library.dmi b/icons/obj/library.dmi
index 0ca7ee5772..ebe72aa5ae 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/library.dmi and b/icons/obj/library.dmi differ
diff --git a/vorestation.dme b/vorestation.dme
index 7c12f4a359..64d13ecf1e 100644
--- a/vorestation.dme
+++ b/vorestation.dme
@@ -515,6 +515,7 @@
 #include "code\_onclick\hud\action\item_action.dm"
 #include "code\_onclick\hud\action\positioning.dm"
 #include "code\_onclick\hud\action\types\item.dm"
+#include "code\_onclick\hud\action\types\mime_vow.dm"
 #include "code\ATMOSPHERICS\_atmos_setup.dm"
 #include "code\ATMOSPHERICS\_atmospherics_helpers.dm"
 #include "code\ATMOSPHERICS\atmospherics.dm"
@@ -4905,6 +4906,8 @@
 #include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\conjure.dm"
 #include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\construct.dm"
 #include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\forcewall.dm"
+#include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\invisible_box.dm"
+#include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\invisible_chair.dm"
 #include "code\modules\spells\general\area_teleport.dm"
 #include "code\modules\spells\general\rune_write.dm"
 #include "code\modules\spells\targeted\ethereal_jaunt.dm"