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+/datum/disease2/effect/mlem
+	name = "Mlemington's Syndrome"
+	stage = 2
+	chance_maxm = 25
+	activate(var/mob/living/carbon/mob,var/multiplier)
+		mob.say("[pick("Mlem.","MLEM!","Mlem?")]")
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